Resort by Karen Blayne

Oh by the way red tape first.

Be warned these short stories contain mature content or naughty bits and as such may corrupt you if you’re under 12, 16, 18, 21 or 25 depending where you live thus they are not suitable for you so put them back on the shelf and let them age for a year or two.

They were sort of scribbled for fun. They were first posted on asstr.org. If you’ve paid money for this book just be aware the author has not received any payment. In fact no one has permission to charge money for this book and copyright is retained by the author.

“It’s no good he got picked up by the cops.” “God have they nothing better to do than pick up my source of prison currency? Now I’ll have to borrow my sister’s id again then buy them at the supermarket for twice the price.” “You could always give up smoking.” “Yeah right I tried that when I was fourteen, I lasted three days.” Emily offered her last untaxed packet to Ash, “Take two I’m trying to cut down.” They drifted down the sidewalk looking for bags left discreetly open showing plastic bags of cancer sticks but none were to be seen.

“There’s a job here for waitresses at some tropical island inclusive resort.” “Cheap ciggies?” “Probably, air fare paid, accommodation and food provided, tax free.” “Inclusive means no tips but I wouldn’t need to know all them prices and things would I. Let’s just do it.”

They had an interview, well some receptionist had looked at them then spoke to the person on the end of the phone. “They look fine to me, I’ll just send you their pictures.” She waved her smart phone towards them and the deed was done. “Can you fly out this evening? They’re a bit short staffed.”

They were met at the airport, well more airstrip but even that was giving a level grass field that sheep grazed on the days when the planes weren’t flying a rather grandiose title. “Welcome to our island health resort. Mandy will show you to your room.” Mandy led the way to a quite large room with two beds in it. “I hope you don’t mind sharing. I’ll sort you out a set of uniforms then you can eat in the staff canteen. You’ll start work tomorrow morning at breakfast time. Its split shifts but you can laze in the mornings or afternoons on the beach between meal times.”

Their uniforms were practical but smart and they were given a choice of trousers or skirts to wear. Mandy suggested skirts would be cooler and three inches above the knee would be acceptable if they wanted to shorten them. They were even issued with bikinis for as Mandy said sometimes people liked to eat on the beach and a respectable bikini with a white apron worked quite well. Emily had a family with a teenage son who blushed beautifully whenever Emily approached him. She took to accidently brushing against him whenever she could, groping his butt lightly just to see him blush. Emily also hit it off with one of the bar men and settled in nicely but it was only at the end of the second day that Ash realised she’d run out of smokes. Mandy when appealed shrugged her shoulders, “It’s a health resort so no cigarettes I’m afraid.” Ash looked appalled “But I’ve got to have my daily nicotine otherwise I’m a complete bitch.” “Well there’s always the other side of the resort that does conferences and conventions. They have a sales convention on at the moment. The pay is three times what we pay on this side but you have the WHD to contend with and the uniforms are a bit skimpier but where there salesmen there are smokers.” “WHD?” “Wandering hands disease, your bum will get more than a few pats on the behind. Oh and watch out for the sales guys, they can be very smoothed tongued and manipulative.” “Emily are you coming?” “No I’m happy here and I’ve been meaning to give up for a year or two now and this is the perfect opportunity. I think you should stay and try to give up as well but if you want a smoke so badly you go ahead and I’m sure we’ll see each other from time to time.”

Ash looked at the immodest travesty of a maid’s outfit. Well it was a black skirt she supposed but far too small at least she thought it was until Sara buckled it round her waist and left a gapping gap over her bum. “It’s easier if you put the stockings on first.” Stockings? Ash took the skirt off then slid on the stockings. Sara had to show her how to adjust the straps and clip on the stockings. The black cut away bra seemed to thrust her exposed nipples forward and stood out blatantly under the very thin white blouse, even more so when she stood up in the black stilettos. This wasn’t a waitressing outfit more a stripper’s outfit. Still she consoled herself at least she’d get a smoke at the end of it and she was starting to really crave one at the moment. Sara gave her a quick inspection and handed her skimpy bikinis. “Oh just be aware that the bikinis on this side go sheer when damp so don’t go diving in the pool unless you’re prepared to give someone a heart attack. You look the perfect salesman’s fantasy.” “Don’t have much imagination do they?” There were seven other girls serving so they didn’t have to dash around too much which was just as well with the stilettos. She wasn’t sure quite how they managed it but as she was being groped somehow they managed to run a pair of scissors through her thong so the only protection she had was a small flap of material at the front. Her rear was totally exposed, and well fondled.

The meal drew to an end and what appeared to be someone’s personal assistant took the stage. “Hush guys. Now I’ll ask the waitresses to step forward and I’ll split the room in two. You know the rules for the competition guys so now you get to select which waitress will serve which group and I’ll just remind you of the prize, $10,000 and the winning team gets to market our new hush-hush product.” Ash stepped forward with the others onto the stage. The group on the right or red team chose first and Jessica, the waitress with the largest silicon enhancements, was their choice. Ash was the third choice of the blue left group. “Now the red team and their waitresses will move to accommodation in the new building and we’ll all get back together to see how you did at the end.”

“Now to earn your first cigarette I want you to select one of the sale guys and kiss him for at least a minute.” Ash moved across to one in his thirties who wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. Colin tasted quite nice. “Now let’s see just see how desperate you are for a smoke. Hannah I’d like you to just lie back on the mattress, and Kelly you’re going to put your head between her thighs and tongue her to orgasm.” Ash was horrified as were Hannah and Kelly. “You know you are both craving a cigarette, surely it’s not that much to ask for one wonderful cigarette.” The sales pitch continued Ash felt a finger slid up her slit. She took his hand away shaken by what was going on. Just how badly did she want a cigarette? “Can we go to your room?” He nodded and led the way reluctantly tearing his eyes away from two very reluctant girls who were being coaxed into oral sex with each other.

“It doesn’t stop at oral sex between two girls does it? By the end of the week they’ll be expecting blow jobs for all and pussy galore for all as well all for a single cigarette? That’s what the competition is all about?” He nodded. “I can’t do it so you’ve got to help me with the cravings, I need sex to distract me and I’d rather do it with just you than become everybody’s cigarette whore.” He lifted the Hitachi Magic Wand that had come with the conference kit and held it to her body just to warm her up. The first two days were really hard but with Mark’s help and using sex as a distraction she managed to pull through.

Caro was in tears as she heard that today to earn her smoke she’d have to give all the salesmen a blow job not just the two as she’d done the day before. Ash stepped in and helped her away from the expectant guys and signalling Colin to follow took her back to Colin’s room. “You don’t have to do it, we can help you give up. Colin and the magic wand can distract you and help you through the withdrawal. You don’t have to demean yourself anymore.” Caro looked at her hopefully. “You think so, I’ve tried so hard to give up before but I couldn’t live with myself giving a dozen blow jobs for a smoke and tomorrow it wouldn’t just be a blow job either, they’re evil those guys.” “Kiss her whilst I warm her up with the wand.” Colin did as he was bid and hoped the others wouldn’t mind too much if he was the only one getting any action with these two lovely young ladies. Twenty minutes later he had two tongues on his rod as Ash joined in to get him hard enough to satisfy the now fully aroused Caro.

“You want me to do what? Blow everyone then take them three at a time in all my holes at the same time for one smoke not even two?” Hanna resigned herself to being buggered yet again. It wasn’t too bad when they used a bit of lubricant on her rear and it wasn’t as if they lasted very long she just needed a bath afterwards. Sara had been understanding about the uniforms though by the time they’d been pulled off by unskilled hands they didn’t last long. She lay back exhausted “Fuck off I’m not licking them clean after they’ve been up my bum.” Even Hanna had her limits, but she knew tomorrow when the cravings grew stronger she’d be licking them clean and hating every minute of it. Kelly stood watching Hanna’s performance knowing she would be next. “Ash, how do manage not to give into the cravings?” “Grab one of the sales guys and use him to distract you with sex, there are some Hitachi Magic Wands floating around that help. They seem selfish, Colin seems to take the view that he doesn’t care if the others get any just as long as he does.” Kelly looked about her and decided which one she’d use for her therapy.

By the end of the first week the sales guys were reduced to playing poker for their entertainment after their evening meal. Ash still was groped and had her nipples suckled on but compared with what had gone on earlier she felt she could cope especially with the extra pay.

Ash and the others stood at the back of the room with towels folded over their arms, the final day of the course. Colin and Mark had mentioned they were staying on an extra two weeks and she was looking forward to a holiday romance with Colin. Pity they’d failed to get their waitresses to be total sex objects for the entire two weeks but you never know Hanna’s blowing everyone then taking them three at a time might be enough she mused. She wondered how far the other waitresses had gone.

“Well we’ve come to the end of the conference and now to award the winning team their prizes so I’d like the red team to tell us how they got on.” “It was actually one of the hardest selling jobs you could have given us, the targets had heard all the non smoking arguments before and were extremely resistant to the message but well we think we did pretty well, three of our waitresses gave up smoking during our two weeks.” Ash suddenly realised what the contest had been about and catching Caro’s eye drifted over to stand behind Colin. “Now would the waitresses just confirm that they did give up smoking?” “Your joking of course, Jessica blew Tom each day in return for four packets of smokes then passed us one each.” “Well sorry about that red team, now blue team how did you get on?” “You slime ball! She gets four packets for a single blow job and you had me eat out Kelly then blow all the rest and finally take them three at a time one in each hole for one lousy cigarette and you wanted me to lick them clean after they’d been up my bum!” Hanna picked up the jug of water and poured it over Jeff then had to be hauled off him as she attempted to murder him with her bare hands. The red team’s sales guys looked across with dropped jaws as they realised what they had been missing out on. “Do I take it blue team didn’t manage to get anyone to give up smoking either?” “Oh we gave up alright after a week but some one’s going to pay in blood starting right here. Ever seen what damage four pairs of stiletto’s can do guys? Because you’re going to find out very shortly.” She grasped Colin by the hair “Want to kick where it hurts most first Caro?” Colin tentatively suggested. “We did help you give up smoking.” Caro smiled dangerously, “Let me show you my keep fit kick boxing routine.” “Could we just hand over the prize money?”