101 Creative Ways to Strip Your Kid

Stripped For Florida: 101 Creative Ways to Strip Your Kid

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101 Creative Ways to Strip Your Kid

With the advent of Florida's Quick Strip (QS), Stripped For Florida (SFF), and Stripped For Life (SFL) programs it is now possible for parents to indulge some of their dearest desires when it comes to their children. Surprise them, embarrass them, delight them, change their childhood -- or even their entire life -- in the twinkling of an eye. Stick that little round bandaid behind the left ear and voila, he or she is stripped!

To help you make the most of that one time moment, we've gathered 101 creative ideas on how to Strip Your Kid!

First some historical examples:

1. Before the SFF and other programs even existed in Florida, Michael was stripped by two hot stepsisters visiting from France who peeled his clothes from him bit by bit while taking turns fondling him on their laps. Meanwhile his relatives sat around catching up on family gossip, taking tea and coffee, and completely ignoring the aroused and increasingly naked boy. When Michael finally escaped from the pleasure, he found that all his clothes, sheets, towels and any other piece of fabric in his room had vanished. He'd been stripped -- at least at home.

What you can do: Invite some hot person over to fondle your boy or girl in the midst of some ordinary family event. Pretend to ignore the entire thing until your aroused child is completely nude. Tack on the QS and wait for the moment s/he realizes that there's no going back.

Warning: this is definitely sexual, so make sure you're all up for the consequences and that there's no abuse involved.

2. Michael's girlfriend, "J", was stripped by telling her she had to serve as a naked waitress at a party. She never wore clothes again!

This is the classic precedent for getting someone out of their clothes on one pretext and then stripping them forever. You'll notice the pattern in the many examples below.

3. The same incident provided the first instance of the now standard procedure of giving a boy Viagra in conjunction with his first stripping.

What you can do: All SFF striplings now come with a sample pack of the generic Viagra pills developed for the State of Florida. Give them to your boy ahead of time so the strip and the erection are simultaneous -- or just have fun right after the fact. Is your boy embarrassed at being hard in public? Dose him up with pills day after day until he gets used to it.

Note: erections are not considered sexual, in and of themselves, according to Florida law. So, if you don't fondle or jack your boy off this isn't really a sexual interaction experience -- except in your boy's mind, of course!

4. The mayor of Miami Beach applied Quick Strip microchips to his two younger children in preparation for the famous shop window experience. Michael, J, and the two kids were placed in a Macy's shop window, during which the two older youths applied sunscreen to the younger children, then they all played in the sprinkler, peeled off their suits, and got spray tanned. Of course, none of them ever wore clothes or swimsuits again after that.

5. The first instance of mass stripping took place at Haulover Beach, a legal clothing-optional beach in South Florida, where people had gathered to rally for the designation of a second clothing-optional beach. The mayor of Miami stood up to address the crowd and announced that he had just stripped his own children in support of a new Dade and Broward County ordinance that had just been passed, making it legal for parents to strip their children. Everyone's kids, of course, were at that very moment already naked and cavorting in the waves and on the beach while the adults listened to "boring" speeches. At the end of his address the mayor casually mentioned, "if it's too much bother to get your kids dressed when you leave, just have them stripped at the booth before you leave." A record 121 children were stripped that day, doing much to legitimize the new ordinance in the eyes of the public.

(Note that at the time it was legal for kids to be nude at clothing-optional beaches. Once the local Dade/Broward ordinance become Florida law, children were no longer allowed to be naked at any public venue--even a "clothing optional" venue--unless they were officially stripped. The supposed rationale for this law was public safety, since all kids in the SFF program have digital sensors in the embedded SFF microchip behind the ear; therefore their location can be tracked at any time. The real reason was financial. The SFF program quickly became a key income producer for the state.)

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The surprise approach:

6. Purchase a QS at your local convenience store or supermarket, tag your kid, and tell them they have to strip on the spot before the alarms go off.

7. Variation on no. 6 -- pack up the car for a trip, get the kids all settled, then stop at a gas station. While the kids are begging for gum, soda or candy buy a QS for each, tag them and hand out the treats. While they're jumping around buzzed on sugar start to head out the door and watch the alarms go off. OMG, you kids better strip or we won't be able to go on our trip!

8. Another variation -- wait until you're heading somewhere the kids really want to go: roller skating, a friends house, ice cream parlor, you get the idea. Strip 'em on the way, as above. The extra payoff: showing up newly nude (and hard for the boys) at the much anticipated venue.

Here are some easy ways to get your kids stripped. These are low on flashy drama, but can be just as big a shock to your kid(s):

9. Walk in on your kid in the shower or bath, tag them, wait awhile and see what happens! Hint: it's a little known fact, but sensors and alarms can be purchased online or in mail-order catalogs. install one in your kitchen or family room so you can catch those newly stripped kids who are still wandering around unawares!

10. Does your kid sleep in the buff? Tag her or him while sleeping. Bonus: get rid of all the clothes in the closet and dresser as a first clue when they wake up that something's different!

11. Set up the sprinkler outside on a hot day. Even unstripped kids are allowed to be naked at home, and most can't resist the allure of running through the sprinkler. If they do it in the raw, wait until they're done and tag them all -- you can even yell out "Ta Da! You're all stripped -- don't bother to dress when you come inside." If they don't peel off tell them you'll turn off the sprinkler until they get "comfy" by getting out of those "yucky" wet clothes.

12. Here's one we used at our house. Set up an outdoor shower. When the kids come in from playing basketball on the street, wrestling on the ground, or even (yes, this really happened at our house) rolling around in a foot of mud in the driveway, they'll head straight for the outdoor shower. If not, tell them they can't come in filthy and have to rinse off first. Anytime they're in the shower is fair game to tag them. Stripped!

These days lots of Florida families are very casual about clothing at home, or even nude most of the time. Your kid doesn't have to be stripped to enjoy home nudity so it provides an easy way to surprise them almost anytime you like. Just tag your kid while they're wandering around the house or yard naked and wait until they're in public to realize what's happened. This is particularly fun if your kid has been casually naked for years and has no idea you've been biding your time to strip them. Here are some possible scenarios for surprising your newly stripped home nudist.

13. Tell your kids you've simply got to get to the store (mall, bank, wherever) and there's no time to wait while they get dressed, you're not leaving them home alone, and you want them in the car NOW! While they freak out about getting in trouble naked in public calm them down and tell them to stop being so worried. Watch their eyes get round when you drag them out of the car and through the door of the establishment -- and no alarms go off!

14. Let your kids leave the house clothed and get caught trying to get on a bus, walking into a store, or even showing up at school. Be prepared to defend yourself as the parent when asked why your child is out of compliance. Most authorities are immediately sympathetic when you explain the child has just been stripped and this is the "Ah ha!" moment.

15. Simply remove all the child's clothing, extra bedding, easily available towels, etc. When your kid changes clothes (shower, bath, bed) whisk those away to the laundry. Wait for the outcry when your kid finds out there's nothing left to put on!

Water activities are always a good way to get around to stripping:

16. Head to the beach on the hottest, sunniest day of the year. Wait until your kids can't stand it and simply beg to have their clothes removed. Reluctantly agree and let them strip off. Tag them before you leave and let them know they're now stripped!

17. Go skinny-dipping at a friend's house. Strip them before leaving and there's no need to change into anything -- ever!

18. Sign your kid up for swim classes. Have the instructor apply the QS. When your kid gets out of the pool and heads to change the alarm goes off. Your kid takes the rest of the swim classes in the nude.

Bribery:

19. Lots of tourists to Florida do this one, so residents can take a cue as well: promise the kids the ultimate theme park vacation. There's one condition: everyone gets stripped as soon as they get there. It's even better to strip them right at the entrance booth, or as they're about to go on a ride, or at a water park. This is where it's really fun to have the boys all hardened up at just the right moment. Hint: give the pills out about an hour ahead of time.

20. Your kid wants a guitar, ballet lessons, a sleepover -- you name it. Get stripped and you can have it!!!

Sibling Rivalry is a nearly endless way for parents to amuse themselves with the possibilities of stripping. Get one child to have it in their head that their sibling should be stripped. the kids will be relentless in pursuit of the goal. Of course, this child never imagines the tables could be turned. This leads to several delightful scenarios:

21. Scenario 1: Sis decides bro should be stripped. "Strip him, mom, strip him. I think he should have to have his wee wee out all the time. We could make him be hard all the time. Come on, strip him, mom." One day at the supermarket you QS your daughter. The outrage is so palpable it will send you info fits of glee for days, maybe even two weeks. When the glee wears off you QS your son who has been smirking and lording it over his sister something terrible.

22. Scenario 2: Bro decides sis should be stripped. "Come on, mom, all the tourist girls have those clit rings. Let's get one on sis. It would be so fun to see her sitting on that stool all scared. Come on, mom. We could get one of those chains fastened to it and you could pull on it once in a while -- not to hurt her you know . . . come on." One day you take him into the jewelry store. He's nearly beside himself with glee. Next thing he knows he's on the stool getting a tattoo done just below the crown of his penis -- a nice complicated celtic knot that goes all around the diameter and that will look really good when he grows up a bit more and his penis gets bigger. Sister is in silent heaven, never even having heard of this procedure!!! Of course he's stripped before leaving the store. After two months of her awe mixed with a sense of her own superior power take her in for a complete laser removal of all pubic hair and microgem implants on her pubic mound.

23. More Scenarios: Play the kids off by age as well as gender. Strip the middle kid and see how sibling dynamics play out. The older kids taunt the middle one for being different, while the middle kid plays up his or her superior position for being the lucky one who got stripped. "They'll never strip you two twerps, you're not worth it."

Dating

24. Strip your son or daughter as s/he is rushing about the house getting ready for a big date. This one is sure to bring on lots of tears, torrents of accusations that you want to ruin their life, and threats to cancel the date. The trick is to do it at the last minute when there is no face-saving way to cancel. If you're really organized the date will have just been stripped as well -- or the mom will have given you the QS and you tag the kid just as s/he arrives at your house. If all goes well the two teens will commiserate together so well that they'll bond as eternal friends, maybe even make love that night.

25. If things are getting really serious between your child and a date, pretend you don't know that they've been undressing, cuddling, making out, or more. Consult with the parents of the other child and arrange to strip just one of them. Enjoy the awkward time period when the two lovers have to deal with their public situation: one clothed, the other not, but obviously totally into one another!

26. If it looks like things are going really well between your child and their love, a sweet gesture by the two families would be to strip both of them at once as a gift. Give them a voucher for a spa, couples massage, or a getaway together to top off the gift.

27. If your child is really shy and just can't make the move on getting dates, have him or her stripped. Sometimes its just what it takes to get more actively involved in social life in Florida.

Foreign Travel

28. If you're splurging on a big vacation to a foreign country, choose somewhere like Spain, Greece, France, Denmark or Germany where there are multiple opportunities to be naked. The laws are different than in Florida and no one is required to be stripped to be naked. Most beaches are clothing optional or nude. In Barcelona or Germany children can typically be naked anywhere up to and even slightly beyond the age of puberty. After your child has gotten into the spirit of things let them know that s/he can stay naked. You've arranged for a naked flight home and Stripped For Florida. Helpful hint: book your tickets on an airline flying direct to Florida that honors Florida stripping laws. That way your child can leave Europe in the nude and arrive in Florida au naturel.

Toplessness (for Girls)

29. It is an indication of how Florida law works to encourage child nudity that toplessness, which is a total non-event in most of Europe, is legal for females in Florida only if stripped. In reality this really only applies to girls over the age of 6 or 7 (little kids are habitually found topless on Florida beaches; kids under the age of 4 or 5 are even seen nude that have not been stripped). Let's face it: girls don't always mind the bikini bottom, but the top is a nuisance. It's useless before the boobs come in, and a hassle once they do. One of the fast tracks to getting your girl stripped is to accede to her demand to go topless "just this once." Agree, tag, stripped!

Jewelry

By far one of the most common experiences for girls visiting Florida as tourists is for families to take them to the jewelry store. All the usual jewelry is on sale, designed to show off a nice naked body, with options that look best on any given color of skin. If there is an allure that will get a girl to strip off her own clothing it is body jewelry! Take your daughter into one of these tourist traps and you'll have her naked in no time, and of course at that point she is required to be stripped under the SFF program.

Here are some of the jewelry options that pretty much require your girl to get naked:

30. Hip chain with another chain that wraps in a Y across the buttocks and in a single strand up the cleft of the vagina. Optional is a ball or jewel that rests right over the clitoris. A very sexy option for older girls is a set of ben wah balls attached to the chain. They can be inserted up the vagina and held by the girl's pelvic muscles, or allowed to dangle just below the opening.

31. Necklace chain with a lattice of chain work over the breasts

32. Necklace chain attached to nipple clips

33. Micro-gems surgically attached just under the surface layer of skin. This procedure is harmless but somewhat time-consuming. The micro-gems are usually arrayed in some type of pattern across the breasts and abdomen.

34. Shaving of the pubic hair is nearly universal among Florida girls and visitors note this right away. Micro-gems can also be arrayed in a pattern in the pubic mound area after the hair is permanently removed via laser hair removal

35. A surprisingly common procedure among Florida tourists (given the supposedly conservative areas from which tourists arrive) is getting their daughter pierced for a clit ring. Speaking correctly the piercing is not of the clit itself, but of the hood. This enables the procedure to be done quickly and relatively painlessly at jewelry shops. In tourist areas the piercing is usually done with the girl sitting up on a stool with her legs spread wide while the family and whoever happens to be in the store looks on. Girls are inordinately proud of these clit adornments and I would guess over half of all tourists to Florida get their girls pierced in this way. The little glints of jewelry can be seen peeking out from the clefts of girls ranging in age from 5 to 20!

36. Belly button piercings and jewelry are also hugely popular, although this doesn't require nudity. Looks good on a naked girl, though!

Want a girl to get her brother stripped? Just mention the possibility of jewelry for boys and a girl will lobby her mother until she is sure to acquiesce. In my opinion it is largely the power of the daughter-mother duo that accounts for the number of boys who go home with various body adornments. Otherwise, the shell necklace, copper bangle, or bicep band would be sufficient for almost any boy. The exception would be the gay and bi boys who are more experimental and daring in the jewelry area. We'll go into jewelry that sisters lobby for first:

37. Any jewelry at all, even a set of earrings, an ankle band, a necklace -- just get something on that boy!

38. Most popular of all: get him a penis ring. Make sure it's tight and won't fall off. Keep him hard so it stays on even better. Can we make him wear it all the time, even when we get home?

39. Much farther down the list, mostly because dad and son start looking really nervous at this point and mother backs down: piercing the foreskin, piercing the scrotum, and way, way down the list is any type of piercing of the penis itself.

Gay and bi boys are a different story. Almost every single one gets some kind of piercing:

40. Ears, of course
41. Nipples
42. chokers, wrist and ankle bands among the S and M and leather crowds -- or even the punk and emo wanna bes
43. much more common than among straight boys is the desire to pierce the foreskin or scrotum
44. penis piercings still not that common, but you see a fair number. There are all sorts of variations, including the famous Prince Albert. Getting your boy pierced on any genital area requires nudity, therefore, stripped! Showing off the newly adorned boy afterwards is even better, especially if the boy is hard as well! Hard goes over well in Florida -- keep that boy erect!!!

How young should you strip?

45. Strip your child at birth -- no clothes worn ever!!!
46. Better yet, if you can afford it, strip your child at birth for life. A human body that will never be clothed.
47. Strip your child as soon as they're potty trained.

Special Occassions

48. Father's Day: the girls are excited. Daddy is going to take them to the fanciest restaurant in town for Father's Day brunch. When they arrive the maitre de escorts them to their table, holding out a chair for their mother to seat herself, and then holding out a chair in turn one by one for each of the three girls. They are wearing their best dresses, simply cut elegant summer frocks in white, pale green and Naples yellow. Their mother is wearing her blue and white dress with the eyelets. Daddy has on pleated summer slacks and a white shirt of a fine weave with what look like tiny tiny lines running through it. The girls can sense, more than see, their Daddy's full chest and tanned skin showing through the draping of the cloth. Father waits until they are all seated and then sits down himself.

When the waiter comes to the table father asks if he can order orange juice and champagne. Nodding in understanding the waiter returns with an ice bucket on a stand, a pitcher of orange juice and a bottle of champagne. The waiter wraps the bottle in a white cloth, turns it away from the table and pops the cork out with a small explosion. The girls are mesmerized by the ritual and a little nervous -- they've never had champagne before! Father takes the bottle and thanks the waiter. Standing, Daddy holds the bottle up, "A toast," he says, "to the most beautiful women in the world." He carefully fills each glass with ice, pours champagne into two of them, and a smaller amount into the other three, filling all five glasses to the top with orange juice. He hands out the mimosas, sits down and they all drink.

The girls have gifts: aftershave, a small wooden box with inlay, and cologne. "Thank you girls, this means so much to me," offers their father. And, before we eat, I also have gifts for you! First, for your mother." Their daddy smiles at their mother and produces a small box which he hands to her. She opens it and lets out a little gasp. Delicate diamond drop earrings are nestled in the little jewelry box. "Here, let me put them on you, honey," offers their father, getting up and coming around to stand behind their mother. He lovingly removes the earrings she has on and puts the new ones through her pierced ears. "Oh, darling, they're lovely," she says, reaching her face up for a kiss.

"Girls, I have gifts for each of you."

"But Daddy, it's father's day," protests the youngest, "we're supposed to be the ones giving you gifts."

"I love the presents; they're wonderful. But even more wonderful is the gift of having each one of you. That's why today I have something special to show my appreciation for just how special it is to be your father." He produces three little boxes and sets them on the table. First we'll open the one for Melissa. He opens the box and shows his oldest daughter the contents. She gasps at the sight of two pearl drop earrings on sterling silver pendants. "Shall I?" he asks. Melissa nods. Her father gently places the earrings through her earlobe pierces, then lifts the cotton in the jewelry box. Melissa sees the tiny Quick Strip bandage and sucks in her breath. She realizes why her father has chosen this time. At 17 she is almost at the threshold past which her parents cannot have her stripped. Now, just before she turns 18 she can still be stripped, at least until she is 21 years old -- maybe even past that age. She waits for her father to make the next move.

Daddy removes the QS from the box and attaches the bandaid behind her left ear. In a few minutes the microscopic chip will have embedded itself under her skin and she will be tagged as a stripped girl. "Slip your shoes off honey," directs her father. As she steps barefoot onto the carpeting of the restaurant she feels her father's hands slip up her legs and grasp the edges of her panties. Without hesitation he pulls them down her legs and she lifts first one and then the other foot to step out of them. His hands slide up her legs again, up the sides of her torso and lift her dress over her head. With a practiced move her father unclasps her bra and lets the fabric fall away from her teen breasts. She is standing there naked in the middle of the restaurant with her hair falling gently around her shoulders.

Without moving yet, she speaks, "I love you so much, Daddy. Thank you."

"Thank you for being my adorable daughter," he answers. The restaurant is quiet. The other patrons are aware that they are witnessing the stripping of this youthful woman and have paused to enjoy the occasion. "There is one more thing," offers her father, handing her an ivory envelope with her name engraved on the front in silver lettering.

Melissa opens the envelope. Inside there is a card, which she reads. "Oh! Thank you -- it is a wonderful gift." She turns and buries her head in her father's chest while he clasps her close with his hands around her naked back. After a moment she looks up and explains to her sisters, "I'm stripped for five extra years! Until I'm 26 years old. Thank you Daddy, thank you Mommy," she adds twisting around to look at her mother.

Their youngest daughter is 8 and she watches everything that is happening with rapt attention. She wonders if she is to be stripped also, or if this honor is just for her older sister today. Whatever it is she is not worried, trusting her father completely.

Releasing Melissa, Daddy turns his attention to Lee Ann, their middle daughter who is just turned 12. Opening the next tiny box he shows her a tiny pair of ruby studs. Lee Ann blushes, knowing that they will set off the red highlights in her strawberry blond hair. She waits while her father puts them through her ears and tightens the gold earring backs. She's waiting to see if this is the entirety of today's gift or if she, too, is to be stripped. "Waiting for more," teases Dad. He gives Lee Ann a grin and she grins back.

"What if I am," answers the girl, giving her father a sassy look.

"I should have you stripped for life for being impudent," responds her father, "but for the moment this is all I have." He pulls back the cotton to reveal another QS bandage which he quickly sticks to the area just behind her left ear. "Now don't give me a hard time," he continues to joke. It is obvious the girl can't wait to get out of her clothes. She's already kicked off her shoes and is standing impatiently waiting to be stripped. Her father teases her by slowly caressing her skin under her dress and idly pulling off her underwear.

"Come on Dad," you're driving me crazy, protests Lee Ann. "Strip me already."

Finally the dress comes off and the freckle faced blond leaps into her father's arms, "Thank you, thank you, thank you so much, Daddy. I've wanted this forever!!!! You're the best Daddy in the whole entire world." He laughs and gives her a big hug before putting her back down. The diners in the restaurant are distracted again from their brunch, enjoying the sight of a girl so eager to be stripped naked.

"Last but not least, pumpkin, I've got these for you." Father shows 8 year old Sara a set of green earrings shaped like leaves. They are small and set off her delicate features perfectly as he attaches them to each ear. "And what about you? Are you as eager to get naked as your sister?"

Sara sucks on her lip and looks at her dad, suppressing a grin and shrugging her shoulders. "Looks to me like you'd like to be, but you're not sure what your gift is. Am I right?" prompts her father.

Sara gives a tiny nod.

"I won't keep you in suspense then. Here's your bandaid." Sara lets out a giggle and hops from one foot to the other, overjoyed to find out she is being stripped just like her big sisters.

"I know you didn't want to get left out," said her father, "but this does mean you're going to be nude for a lot more of your childhood. You don't mind do you?"

"Of course not Daddy. You're so silly," laughs Sara. "Can I take it off now?" she asks, pulling on her dress.

"Let me do it, honey. After all it is father's day and this is the last time I'll have the privilege of undressing you." He pulls her dress over her head and her underwear off her legs and swings her up into the air before pulling her in for a huge hug.

"I love you Daddy," squeals the girl, giving him a big kiss.

"That's great! Let's eat, I'm starved." answers Dad.

The girls get up many times to refill their plates from the brunch buffet while everyone in the restaurant enjoys the view of three beautiful naked girls of three very different ages.

49. Take your son on a fishing trip in a canoe. As the two of you get wetter and wetter say, "I've got an idea," let's just strip you and then it doesn't matter how wet you get. Do it on the spot and peel his wet clothes off him. Enjoy the rest of the day, including throwing him overboard to let him enjoy a naked swim. When you get home throw the naked boy over your shoulder as you walk in and announce, "Look what I caught today!"

Massage

50. Massage therapy is very well regulated and licensed in Florida and your child will probably already be familiar with the concept. Undraped, nude massage is legal in Florida if you're stripped. Take your child to the massage therapist and head to the waiting room. S/he will explain to the child that they are to get undressed and on the table. S/he'll tell the child that a massage is much more enjoyable in the nude and to undress and lay on the table. When s/he returns she begins the massage by affixing the QS bandaid. Afterwards you come in to get your child and explain that they've been stripped (to enjoy the massage) and clothes are no longer necessary (or allowed).

Sports

For lots of kids sports is definitely the avenue toward nudity. Local leagues definitely encourage nudity, especially for their top-ranked teams that play on a state level. Professional teams are filled with Stripped For Life adult athletes. As ever, the celebrity appeal of becoming a pro athlete drives the dreams of many a kid. You just need to link in with those dreams and you've got a child who will be thrilled to be stripped. Talent scouts for the big pro teams pay big bucks, including the entire fee of Stripped For Life, for promising youth athletes. If your kid is interested in sports here are some of the big ones for stripped teams:

51. Swimming, Diving, Synchronized Swimming, Water Polo
52. Basketball
53. Gymnastics
54. Track and Field
55. Soccer
56. Surfing
57. Field Hockey
58. Skateboarding
59. Volleyball

Coaches, teams and sports groups are very cooperative in helping parents set up some stripping scenarios. One helpful move is that the locker room has been completely reinstated. Team members are expected to change in the locker room before practice and shower and change afterwards. Stripped and non-stripped kids share facilities and nudity while showering is mandatory. This gives coaches opportunities to tag kids with the QS while they're naked -- and keep them that way afterwards! Here are some possible ways to have your sports-minded child stripped:

60. Sign your kid up for a team and buy a QS at the same time. When the child goes into the locker room to change for the first time have the coach wander through and tag them -- they're stripped from their first practice session onwards.

61. Another alternative is to have the kid stripped in the locker room right before the first game, or right before a big game. The shock factor is great and the kid has to go out on the court or field naked in public for the first time. Don't let down the team!

62. Some teams hold halftime shows where a bunch of kids are all stripped on the spot at the same time.

63. In the event your child turns out to be really talented and a pro scout offers the SFL payment, the child can be Stripped For Life all in one go: the shock and thrill is great as the child's dream becomes reality at the same moment they are stripped forever. This option is admittedly a little tricky to pull off as a surprise. First of all, most SFF candidates have already been Quick Stripped to play on their local teams. Secondly, the scouts pay a lot of attention and the negotiations can be intense and drag on for some time before the parents make an agreement with a specific organization.

64. Non-team sports like surfing and skateboarding offer nude-only events. If your child is involved in these sports s/he may be attracted to participating in these events and competing for the special prizes awarded. Surprise your child with the gift of a Quick Strip right before the deadline to sign up for competition.

65. In addition to the sports listed above, there are also the many forms of outdoor recreation where nudity makes life much more comfortable in the hot, humid climate of Florida. Cycling, kayaking, horseback riding, water skiing, tubing, parasailing and windsurfing are just a few of the many activities. Take your child out for a day of outdoor activities and when they get too hot or wet encourage them to get out of their clothes. Have a QS chip ready to stick behind their left ear and you've got a happy child for the day. After that, of course, the kid is stripped!

DANCE

66. Performances offer another way to get your kid stripped for a purpose. Ironically, many kids remain unstripped so they can be versatile participants in drama and dance, where costumes are still a big part of the show. There are parts specifically for naked kids, however, and body paint offers a way to change out the look of actors on stage. If your child auditions for a show, let the director know you're perfectly happy to have your kid stripped if s/he gets one of the naked parts. It's best if you have the QS ready for the director to tag your kid at the same time the audition results are announced. Your kid gets the part and gets stripped to be eligible all in one go.

67. Kids involved in dance can solo or dance in stripped troupes. Body paint, micro-gems, and lighting are all used to magnificent effect to show off the form of the nude body. Let the dance instructors, choreographers and directors know that your willing to participate in any strip scheme they come up with. Ballet performances have been created that include the stripping of a dancer in the midst of the piece. The audience gets a thrill knowing that the youth on stage will have to be changed out for the next performance because the stripping can only be done once. After that the person has to perform naked every time.

68. Boys who dance have always been in demand because of the overwhelming ratio of girls to boys. Nude male dancers are also in demand. If your boy loves to dance, have him stripped at some point in his young career so that he can dance the naked roles. It is also a good time to evaluate whether he should be Stripped For Life as a nude dancer. Nude male dancers have many career options in classical, jazz and modern dance, as well as working as nightclub performers.

69. Although girls love the costumes in dance, modern and jazz both have a place for nude dancers. There is also a career path in both theatre and nightclub dancing for Stripped For Life female dancers. For a dancer, being stripped during performance is absolutely the most thrilling way to go.

NUDISM, WOULD YOU BELIEVE?

70. Naturist, nudist and clothing optional venues are big business in Florida, with a majority of the population participating in one way or another. Many of the participants are used to being naked or open to nudity in the home. This presents a big opportunity for stripping your kids, due to the anomalies of Florida law. Kids can be naked in their own homes (or the homes of others) but can only be naked at public or membership venues if stripped. At some point almost every kid who frequents these places lets everyone in earshot know how unfair it is. Here are all these adults enjoying life in the buff and it is kids who have to be in shorts, tank tops and bathing suits. The obvious thing is just to strip them. But to make things more exciting many naturist venues hold stripping events where lots of kids are stripped at once. These can include nude games, body painting contests, water fights, ice cream festivals, and lots of other fun naked activities. Take your kids to one of these events when you're ready to strip them; they'll have a blast.

71. Strip your kid at their birthday party. Lots of places capitalize on this idea, including pools, roller skating rinks, ice cream parlors, etc. When presents are being opened have one of them be the QS. It is imperative that the kid get stripped on the spot, usually with the help of their friends. Follow it up with some activity related to the party. Other activities can be added on like body painting the child, water fights, twister, water slides, etc. It is not surprising for more than one kid attending the party to end up stripped before it is all over -- the combination of excitement, celebration of nudity and parental impulse make this a near certainty!

72. Have a tradition: some families make it a tradition to strip each kid upon hitting a certain milestone. A birthday upon reaching a certain year, graduation from elementary or middle school, bar or bat mitzvah, confirmation, and sweet sixteen are all possibilities. A tradition replaces the surprise element of stripping with the inevitability of a coming event, which adds its own special psychology to the process.

73. Hold a special stripping party. Birthday parties can be rowdy, noisy events. As an alternative, invite just a few family and friends over to the house, a special place, or an eatery. You can let your child know ahead of time the occasion, or make it a surprise. Here are a few scenarios to consider:

74. At my friend Jane's house her kids are always naked and the family enjoys having close friends and family over for meals. The kids often put on little performances -- dances, skits, music -- and the atmosphere is relaxed and pleasant. Although nudity was the norm at home, none of the kids had ever been stripped. One night during the performances Jane announced that this was a very special occasion. Everyone was very curious. What occasion? Toby's being stripped tonight, didn't you know! No one was more surprised than Toby. She got out the QS, tagged it behind his ear. "Feel any different?" she teased? "No . . ." responded Toby. Okay, everyone else get dressed, we're going out to celebrate. With everyone else clothed, and Toby -- naked -- we walked downtown and got ice cream. "Alright, now I feel real different," grinned Toby.

75. A northern Florida tradition is picnicking at a spring. These are crystal clear, blue, freshwater springs at the refreshing temperature of 72 degrees Fahrenheit year round. We took a big picnic to the springs, set it all up on three tables, and got the charcoal grill started. The kids started to get ready to plunge into the water. "Wait, we have something to take care of first," announced Maria. "Kids, I need you all to sit down here. Today we're going to celebrate the stripping of Carlos. Yes, that's right, you, Carlos!!! We'll take care of the strip first and then you'll be able to swim naked all day today. Then we'll gather back here for the picnic and cake." Maria proceeded to take care of the QS business, pulled the clothes off Carlos and gave him a big hug. "Congratulations! I love you," she murmured in his ear.

76. Fereshteh was 9 years old and ready to be stripped. In this case it was a very special occasion as her grandfather had provided the money to have her Stripped For Life. It is unusual for a child to be stripped for life so young that is not a prospect for sports, dance or entertainment; or that is not part of a nudist family. But Fereshteh's grandfather and her parents all felt that she had a chance at a different way of life than their own, and that living it naked was the key. The immediate family, grandparents, two aunts, an uncle and five cousins were invited for a big feast at the house. After an hour or so of family visiting, bustling around the kitchen and setting up food, everyone gathered around. Her grandfather gave a short speech. Two aunts dabbed tears from their eyes. Cousins tried snitching sweets from the table. Her mother lit two candles on the table and said a short blessing. Then the QS was applied. Fereshteh walked from one adult to another, getting hugs and kisses, and having her clothes removed one piece at a time. When she was naked she was hugged some more and sprinkled with rose water. Her grandmother opened a box and put a brand new pair of earrings on the girl. Finally everyone dug into the feast. Stuffed at last they put on some music, and each person begged to have a dance with the newly naked Fereshteh.

SPECIALLY FOR BOYS

There are lots of fun ways to include erections in the stripping process, especially because the pills are provided free with QS (note: it is interesting to know that 85 to 90% of parents say they give their sons the pills during or soon after the stripping, but it seems to be almost entirely because the pills are provided with the QS purchase. When asked if they would purchase pills on their own to give their sons when being stripped only 8% said yes. Once again, Florida state policies are having a major impact on the experience of our children, since getting hard is universally associated with being stripped for boys.)

77. There is the embarrassment route: get your son hard by giving him the pills an hour ahead of the QS. When he's stripped in a public place this is especially effective. Strip your son at the mall, in a restaurant, at halftime of a basketball game, and watch him when he realizes he's already hard!

78. Alternatively, go with the group enthusiasm of over-sexed boys. Do a group strip where all the boys are already hard. Make sure you pick a venue where they can all go nuts with physical humor as I guarantee there will be antics -- attempts to pee all at once, fake fucking motions, banging the hard-ons against one another, humping trees -- it goes on and on.

79. Another option is playing off the gender divide. Hey sis, we're getting your brother stripped tonight, but you have to keep it secret. Wow, cool. If you keep it secret you can help. Oh, even better. Make sure he takes this pill with a full glass of water when he gets home from practice. Okay, what's it do. It makes his wee wee really hard. Neat! Hey, stupid brother, you have to take this pill, mom said. What's it do? How the heck should I know, just do what mom said, okay! Okay, Okay, I'm doing it. Dinner time: what you grinning for sis? Nothing. I bet. Okay, says mom, you can give it to him now. Hi sweet brother, here's a present for you (sticks on the QS). Hey, what are you doing? Can I strip him now? asks sis. Sure, go right ahead. What, mom, what are you telling her to do? She's just going to help you get your clothes off. No, she can't do that, I'm . . . I bet you are bro, I can't wait to see it!!!

80. Stripper Gram: doorbell rings, your kid answers. Is your brother home? Huh? Junior Smith, we have a special delivery for him. Oh, okay. "JR it's for you!!! What you want bro, oh, sorry -- I didn't realize. Um, you have something for me? Delivery folks burst into song, attach the tag, dance all around him and end up in a ring-around-the-rosie circle chanting strip, strip, strip. No, seriously, you're stripped. What? You don't believe it, here's the order form. Alternate scenario for little kids: the delivery folks do the delivery, attach the tag and strip the kid who walks back into the house naked and bewildered saying, "Mom, some people just came to the door and took all my clothes . . . "

81. The direct approach: Son, your mother and I have decided to strip you. You'll need to undress before leaving for school. Could you run up to your room and get ready before breakfast?

AND MORE . . .

82. The impulse approach: When you're ready to strip your kid, buy the QS and wait for the perfect 'impulse moment.' It is almost inevitable that at any public event you'll hear some parent cry out, "Oh, that kid is so cute; we just have to strip (sis, junior, or insert name here). Let's just do it." The funny thing is that children really believe in the spontaneity of adult actions when it comes to stripping. Kids evidently don't think through that mother just happened to have a QS in her purse, or that its are only good for 60 days after purchase.

83. If your kids are actually dying to be stripped (It does happen. Some kids hate clothes, some hate hot weather, and some just had their best friend stripped) make sure you milk them for all its worth before giving in. This is one of those great parenting moments when you get their rooms cleaned, garage cleared out, garden weeded, all at no sweat to you. Also, no fighting, practice your musical instruments without reminder, and wash your dishes after every meal. Gosh, makes you want to wait forever before stripping them, doesn't it?

84. Sleepover: Girls. Let your daughter have a sleepover for her friends. Plan in advance with the parents of the girls and have them prepare for any of their daughters they'd like to surprise with strip. Tell the girls that if they play any sleepover party games to come let you know anytime someone wins because you have extra special prizes this time. Of course the girls get silly. They're all in sleepover gear: pajamas, nightshirts, bikini underwear, naked, all the girly stuff. The games start off tame with things like freeze dance, remembering the words to songs, and an attempt at card games, but then turn to things like spin the bottle, and truth or dare. Each time a girl "wins" all the girls run down the stairs and tell mom who deserves the prize this time. To keep things true to form, mom has special prizes: really nice earrings, a silver necklace, a new bikini, but suddenly one of the girls wins a QS. What! She is actually embarrassed, bless her. Not for being naked but for having such a major thing happen in the middle of a sleepover. Of course, that's what her mom wanted to have happen!!!

85. Show and Tell: give your child's teacher the QS. At "Show and Tell" have your kid called up to the front of the room. "Maria has something to show us this morning, class," announces the teacher. "Um, I don't really, Miss. Was I supposed to bring something today?" "It's quite alright Maria. This is something you have to show that is actually a surprise for you as well as for the class. Why don't you just come up here in front of the class." "Okay . . . " "Boys and girls, today I'm going to give Maria one of these little bandaids. Has anyone seen one of these before?" "I have, I have . . ." "Hands up please and I'll call on one person. Okay, Jason . . . " "My little brother just got one of those and now he doesn't wear clothes any more." "That's exactly right, Jason. This is called a Quick Strip. Sometimes people call it a QS for short. We just attach it right here behind Maria's left ear -- there you go Maria. There's a very tiny electronic device that is attached to the bandage. That goes into her skin. It is so small that it can't be seen except through a microscope. Once that is under her skin she needs to take off all her clothes. Anywhere she goes from now on electronic sensors will pick up the signal from the chip behind her ear and be able to tell that she is not supposed to be wearing any clothes." "Did you already put it on me?" asks Maria. "Yes, I did. Anytime you're ready you can do the rest of the show and tell. Just take off your clothes, show us your body, and tell us how it feels."

86. QS Summer Camp: Are you sending your child to camp this summer? There are special QS camps that start by stripping all the kids in attendance. That way your kid isn't singled out but is part of the big group experience of being naked for a week or two or three. When they get home they're used to being naked, outdoors, and having fun.

87. Want shock value? If you can stand the suspense and you have the funds, strip your 17 year old on the day before their 18th birthday, and do a Stripped For Life. Imagine a kid who has gone through their entire childhood clothed, suddenly stripped, and will never be able to wear clothes again. Expect a lot of drama on this one!

88. Body Paint Party. At the end QS any of the participants whose parents are willing (your kid is of course the prime reason for the party). Then everyone who has been tagged can stay painted and naked and go out to eat somewhere in public. This is also a great idea for a birthday party.

89. Special for your kinky boy: be careful who you choose this for, but for the right boy this could be a very exciting and liberating experience. Get out the massage oil and rub your boy down thoroughly so he's really into his skin and body. Warn him that you'll be doing his anus -- he'll know what that means or you're doing this on the wrong boy -- and squirt some lube up there with a plastic syringe before inserting a small, clear jelly butt plug. He'll probably squirm around delightfully as you work it in. If you've got the right size it should nearly invisible once he stands up. Let him get up and put on some music and let him dance around the room a bit. Encourage him to really ham it up for his sisters and brothers, and of course for you parents as well (dad and dad? dad and mom? what, its mom and mom -- way to go for raising a really great fag son!!!) By now you're ready to strip him. Now he can be butt plugged, hardened up with pills too, although that may not be necessary by now!!! Time to take him out in public. As he gets used to the plug you can move him on up to bigger sizes.

90. The ben wah girl: Get your daughter a set of these wonderful mercury-filled balls and teach her how to do the Kegel contractions. She'll absolutely love the sensation as her vagina develops those wonderful muscles. Some girls can even teach themselves how to have orgasms around beh wah alone, but even if not, the constant arousal is great. For the particularly adventuresome girl you can give her a small thumb-sized vibrator to keep inside her. Once she's used to keeping balls or vibrator inside without anything falling out its time to do the strip. You've got a seriously excited girl on your hands, so we're not responsible for what happens next! As with the previous example with boys, this is for the special girl for whom this is an exciting and liberating experience.

91. The mistake. Cheryl wants a butterfly tattoo on her left buttock. Daniel wants a dragon tattoo on his lower back. The tattoo artist explains they'll really have to be naked to get the tattoos done properly. After the hour long process on each of them the tattoo artist does the QS attachment and announces he's done, they're stripped, and hopes they enjoy showing off their new treasures to the world. "What! we weren't supposed to get stripped -- just tattooed!" "OMG, I'm so sorry. I must have made a mistake. So many kids come in wanting both. Shit!" Guy pretends to go apoplectic. Mom or dad shows up to pick up the kids. They are having serious drama and screaming about how this could happen. Parent shrugs with a grimace: "Don't know what to do kids. It was an accident, but strips are irreversible. Guess you'll have to make the best of it."

92. Strip your kid and just when s/he gets used to it, move to Indiana. "Gee, mom, this place is like the dark ages. I mean these kids are wearing burkhas. This should be illegal. Doesn't the supreme court know about this. They're torturing these kids. What fanatics. I'm so uncomfortable. Can we move back to Florida. What's with the long pants -- I mean ties even! Do I have to wear knee socks under these trousers? A belt? What for, I mean I WISH my pants would fall down. What do you mean it's illegal to wear a tank top -- it's like 98 degrees in the shade right now. You mean kids can't wear regular bathing suits here -- they look like they're wearing something from the time of Queen Victoria, although I'm sure even then someone knew how to sneak off and skinny dip." When you've heard it all, give up and move back to Florida. You'll have the happiest naked kids on the planet. Heck, they'll probably hound you for years to SFL them.

GENDER BENDING, FLORIDA STYLE

In some locales, particularly in the UK, parts of Canada, and some of the more conservative areas of the US, children who insist that there gender doesn't match their body are increasingly being treated with drugs, reassigned identities and undergoing surgery. The practice is being promoted by doctors, hospitals, therapists, and parent groups. Many children are being sent to new schools with clothing and identity that masks their sex from principals, teachers and fellow students. Puberty blocking drugs are being prescribed to a large percentage of children who say they feel uncomfortable with their gender identity, and reconstructive surgery is being carried out on younger and younger children.

In Florida these practices have been made illegal. In an odd cross-over progressives and conservatives in Florida are united, at least in practice if not philosophy. The one group feels that children are too young to make irreversible decisions about gender, while the latter feel that the matter has been determined by God and humans should learn to live with it. Both groups have decided that stripping is the solution! While some parents continue to let their kids resolve the issue the old fashioned way, by using clothes to act out gender roles, the predominant social pressure is to use stripping and nudity to get kids to "face reality." Soon enough, the thinking goes, kids will come around if their physical sex is visible to all every day.

This makes gender-bending in kid-stripped Florida an even more interesting activity. Here are some ways to strip your gender-protesting child that don't involve breaking Florida laws, i.e., no drugs, no lies and no reconstructive surgery. I have a daughter who does her best to pass as a boy, and who also hates clothing. Having been a rather fem boy myself in childhood, with an equally strong dislike of clothes, I have some insight into the other side of the equation, as well. Having dispensed with self-disclosure, here goes:

93. For the younger set, the girly boy: Your son has been attempting to pass as a girl for years, putting on makeup and wearing dresses, walking with a lilt and doing the best job possible of imitating the mannerisms of little girl speech. You've decided you will indulge him in his wishes in the matter, but that it is also time to strip him. You've come up with a great day for your fem boy. At breakfast you announce that the weekend has been set aside as a total girly treat and you're going to help do everything: get his hair done, go shopping, and even throw in a couple of surprises. The next morning he's all excited and dressed up in a pink dress, sandals and makeup. You head first for the hair dressers. His hair is all done up in curls, feathered and blond highlights put through his light brown hair. He looks adorable. Next stop is the spa where he gets a manicure, pedicure and a facial scrub. A very light blush of lipstick is all the makeup he has on now, but he looks radiant. Now is where the real Florida fun begins. We head over to the place where all the girls get their body jewelry done. We get the private room so that he won't protest, but once inside the young woman in charge tells him he will have to strip. I've made arrangements in advance, so she isn't at all surprised to find a little boy under all the finery. She coos over him, strokes his hair, admires his pedicure, and generally sets him at ease. As she rubs emollient into his skin all over his body she explains the procedures that will happen next. He seems quite happy as she opens the sample book and shows him all the patterns. He chooses one of the designs and she begins the tedious process of placing micro-gems all across his abdomen in an elaborate "swallowtail butterfly" pattern. The "wings" reach down across each side of his pubic area and part way down his thighs. She then asks him to turn over and continues the designs across his lower back and buttocks. The more exciting portion -- at least to his way of thinking -- comes next. Being a little boy still, his genitals are still -- well -- little. A ring is inserted through the tip of his foreskin with a jumpring threaded through his perineum. When it is done his penis can be tucked back between his legs and fastened neatly to the jumpring. "Okay," she announces, you can get up and take a look in the mirror." Jumping up he twists and turns excitedly in front of the full length mirror. "Oh daddy, it is so cool. I look so beautiful. It really is like I'm a girl." He's so excited he hugs me, and then the woman. After realizing what he's done he gets a little shy, but the woman looks pleased. "It's a shame I have to cover it all up," he muses, looking in the mirror. "Oh, honey," I tell him, "I forgot to tell you -- you're stripped as of right this minute." I reach over and place the bandage behind his ear. "We've got one more stop before we go home and show mommy -- we have to go pick out a pair of new earrings for you!"

94. For the younger set, the boyish girl: Your daughter has never liked frills. Since before she could even walk she has insisted that every bow, flower, tie or bit of lace be torn or cut off any piece of clothing. You learned soon enough to select only the most basic of boy fashions or they would never be worn. She insists she will never grow breasts and never have a baby. You find out she's been beating boys up at school, just for fun. She plays tackle football down the street with high school boys twice her age, plays on the boys basketball team -- but looks down on them because they're inferior players who haven't dared to be stripped yet so they can play with the really good players. You've decided you'll play along with the gender posturing but its time she was stripped. You announce that you're going to spend the day with her on Saturday. She is immediately suspicious, looking at you askance and demanding to know what's up. Dawns Saturday. As usual she's up at 6 am for her two hour exercise routine and power breakfast. You take it more easily. This is going to be a daddy/daughter day to do the "male-bonding" thing. First stop is to get metal sports bands fitted for her biceps -- the same kind the stripped players wear since they can't wear uniforms. Then you head over to the airbrush tattoo place. She isn't really into the whole thing. No matter how warrior-like the designs, she is still suspicious that it could be a fem thing. She finally agrees to have two solid black bands airbrushed as fake tattoos on her lower legs. "But, I may wash them off tonight if I decide I don't like them," she warns, "so don't be mad and tell me you wasted your money." Next we go to the barber shop. "One standard boy's summer haircut," I say. "There is no such thing," replies the barber, winking at me. We've been through this before. "Okay, I give up, do what you want." "What!" yelps my daughter -- not what HE wants, what I want!" We've all been through this before, too. The barber gives her a short, masculine do with a trendy spikiness to it, square cut sideburns, neatly trimmed hair around the ears, and a nicely cut point at the nape of the neck. Taking out the straight razor he trims up the neckline and around the ears to get all the loose hair. Next stop is the spray tan place. We've never been there before. "What's this," inquires she, suddenly curious. "They give you that really great sports and sun look without all the exposure," I explain. We go in. The attendant explains the booths, the need to be completely naked, how to cover up the eyes. The nozzles will rotate at a steady pace. "If you don't move the tanning effect will be completely perfect, giving you greater definition in the abs, the right amount of extra tan along the shoulders, less in places where the sun wouldn't ordinarily shine. "Basically, you're not going to come out of here looking like you just got sprayed," grins the young man. "Okay." She's suddenly into it. I think it was the reference to the abs. The guy must have caught on to her macho sports personality. She strips down, goes into the booth and I wait outside while the machines whirr and hiss. After five minutes the booth opens up. Wow, she looks fantastic. "Ready to go?" I ask. She looks herself in the mirror, obviously pleased. "I got you something if you want it" I say handing her a coral necklace -- the kind surfer boys wear. She tries it on and looks herself over in the mirror again. "No, it's too much. I think I look better just plain." "I agree, let's strip you and get it over with -- now you can be plain every day." She grins at me, for once offering no protest. Both of us know that she actually hates clothes. After all, don't most guys?

NB: It is an odd fact of humans that as attuned as we are to gender most people pick up on the secondary sex characteristics as clues. It isn't the penis or breasts or vagina that clue people in. It's the walk, level of aggressiveness, voice intonation and eye movement that convinces people that even the mustachioed person over there must be the one-in-a-million female who could somehow grow wonderful facial hair without hormones! So, when my daughter walked out of there that day, tanned, toned, shorn, butch -- everyone thought she was a boy. The feedback made her even more confident, a characteristic that is "supposed" to be "masculine", further reinforcing the impression that she was indeed a boy.

For the older set things can really get fun:

95. Variation for your older son, now seriously fem, whether its gay, fem bi, or some version of transgender identity, stripping him is not so much different than if he were your younger son. The hair, the nails, the eyelashes, the pedicure with polish and transparent glaze -- it all goes over swimmingly. The micro-gems have to be done just right and a variation done so he doesn't have some design out of a book that any old fag could walk in and copy. The penis has grown and there are balls to worry about, too. There's this nice little piercing deal where two points on either side of the scrotum are pierced with tiny rings. These are attached to two more little rings at either side of the pubic triangle just above where the pubic hair would end. I say "would" because all the hair has been nicely removed. We've stopped at the laser hair removal clinic and had every blade of hair below the neck removed permanently. Is that reconstructive surgery? I don't think so. There are plenty of straight guys who've done the same. Anyway, the second set of rings are the kind that can be clipped open and closed, and when everything is all attached the skin of the scrotum pulls up and hides balls and penis in a nice smooth pouch. It sure isn't a vagina, but there's no big dick and balls thing happening either. It's sort of, androgynous. My boy is pleased as can be and waltzes out of there with a nice swing of the hips and flip of his hair. He's stripped and it is fine.

96. Girls can be even kinkier. After all, the boyish girl who's getting older doesn't just want to hide something away -- like those fem boys over there. She wants to flaunt something, preferably a dick. We got our daughter something so risque you will be shocked that it's legal. Well, there ain't no law against it, as they say. Replete with the hair, the tan, the hair left under the armpits, and all that, we bought a big long something. I should add here that my daughter has been seriously into the exercise, fitness and sports routine for so many years of her life that she is chiseled, muscled, six pack abs, rock hard biceps, tight legs -- and those muscles all around the chest are bigger than the boobs that have been held back by a life of athletic endeavors. Anyway, we headed over to this store. Some of the girls like her go for the prosthetic looking things, the fake dicks hanging out of pubic hair they've let grow. Problem is, not only does it look fake, but what's the point? We go for something else. The double headed dildo we purchase goes in very nicely. There's no pubic hair -- she's shaved it all off since it first started to come in, because that's what all the athletes do. The other end of the dildo protrudes prominently. It doesn't hang there looking like some fake, limp dick. It juts out like something big and hard and obvious that you can flaunt to the world. You would think everyone would notice how shiny and plastic it is. Remember what I said about human beings and gender? Well, you'll have to try this one yourself to believe it, but with that thing inside her my daughter feels seriously sexed up (that's another thing that I think is preferable to the alternative: if this is all about sex and gender then isn't better to feel it yourself rather than letting it be all about looks?). She swaggers down the street, all nude and buffed, muscled and reeking of flaunting, out there masculinity. People see the attitude, they figure there's got to be a cock somewhere. She has her hand around that hard on, they step back, grin and say, "Whoa" let me just let you pass on by big guy! She loves it -- still doesn't like clothes and now with all that inside her she's loving that she's still got her woman parts to go along with the rest of the game. Hmmm, maybe Florida law isn't so bad after all.

97. We have a pool, a son, and a pretty easy-going household, so the neighborhood boys are usually hanging around our place. Out by the pool I have to admit things get pretty wild. A bunch of naked boys can really get into the fart humor, poop humor and the phallic antics. I asked the other parents if they were up for a little game, and I guess years of exposure to this sort of boy humor wears down parental resistance because they all said "sure." One hot summer day the boys were out galavanting around the pool when I proposed a kind of phallic Olympics. Winner gets a laurel wreath, woldwide fame and a special prize, I announced. Lots of whoops and yells ensued. We did all the usual: distance peeing, hit the floating target in the pool peeing, ejaculation distance, fastest to jack off to orgasm. We kept a tally in chalk on a dry spot off the pool deck. Got one more for you, I said. As a male myself, let me tell you that in the "real world" coming quickly is not actually the skill young boys think it is. In fact, the opposite. How's that a contest, jeered the boys. Ah ha, you wait and see. I had been to the store and purchased a whole pack of brand new, never been used, skinny little vibrators. Okay, you are all so into poop humor, let's see those butts. I'm going to stick one of these up each of you and turn them on. First one who comes loses -- actually, you all lose except the one who keeps from coming the longest. When we're done with this we'll tally up the results of all the contests and announce the Olympian winner. They were skeptical, a little worried, and suddenly more serious. What is it with boys -- they're ready to jump off buildings and court serious bodily harm, but at the suggestion of the most minor penetration they are scared to death that they'll be permanently injured. (Of course, it never occurs to them that a girl might worry about anything at all going up her orifices). Pretty soon, however the quiet worry gave way to moans and yells and oohs and aaahs. Oh shit, these things are . . . aaagh, oh man I just shot!!! I relieved the poor boy of the vibrating plastic as soon as he'd come. All too soon they had all experienced body wrenching, sperm exploding orgasms. Only Jerry, the guitar-playing introvert from down the street was still rocking to the music before letting himself roll into wave after wave of blissful orgasm, his hand milking his penis as spurt after spurt of sperm squirted onto the ground. Wow, that was fantastic!!! Can I have this thing Mr. B? You're going to have that and not much more --- you're our grand winner. Everyone cheer our champion!!! I offer you a laurel wreath -- or at least, this crown of ferns -- worldwide fame, the vibrator is yours as well, the adoration of your peers, and courtesy of your mom and dad a Quick Strip. That means you can stay as you are!!! No need to get dressed to go home. He was a little quiet, but then he isn't a very loud boy in the best of circumstances. He even offered a polite, thank you Mr. B. After everyone went home, my son was so upset he hadn't won that we ended up having to award him the grand prize as well: we stripped him.

98. Girl version: cousin of mine has a wild set at her house. Her daughter and friends really get into it at slumber parties. Actually, I applaud my cousin. She's a strong advocate of girls knowing their own sexuality. She points out that all boys masturbate. Don't all girls do the same thing, I insist? Well, actually all girls don't. And it isn't socially acceptable to admit that you do, and lots of girls -- and grown women for that matter -- have never, ever had an orgasm. This puts them at risk! How's that, I ask. (My daughter has been making herself come by moving herself on the corner of a chair since at least the age of 1, so I'm clueless about the girls-never-come part.) Well, if a girl gives a boy a blow-job, or hand-job or fucks him and he comes, he may be head over heels over her -- or not -- but he doesn't think, wow, just because I came this must be love. Far too many girls, however, do exactly that. Some boy comes along and rocks her world. He not only wins her with attention and flattery and fun, but he makes her feel good in her body. That's wonderful, but I want girls to know which part of feel good in her body is in her control so she can separate the physical feelings from meeting the love of her life. Okay, that's a great philosophy, but what's the stripping story that's supposed to be here as example no. 98? Oh, well usually I just let the girls do their own thing -- stay out of the way really. My daughter's pretty innovative so I'd just be the old fuddy duddy anyway. What I can say is my daughter and her friends have done a lot of experimenting, know their bodies really well, are very comfortable with one another. But, so far my friends and I have kept them pretty close to home, So, the girls were settling in for a long night awake, gossiping, playing. I heard some talk about vibrators and some new ideas and my fuddy duddy brain moved out of the way for a moment. Hey girls! Don't do anything yet. You want to try a contest? What kind of contest Ms. C? Let's just say it involves vibrators. Sure -- cool. Alright, stay chill for awhile -- eat, gossip, whatever. But no one's allowed to touch themselves, try to get wet, come, or anything like that. I'll be back in a bit to set up the game -- prizes included. Ooh, prizes, way cool was the response. I made some phone calls, took a quick trip out shopping, brought back more snacks and went up to the girls' room. Ready? Why not! Okay, here's the deal. I've got a brand new vibrator for each of you in here, holding up the snack. Got lots of goodies to eat after you're all horny and hungry, in here, holding up other sack. I have prizes -- some gift cards, coupons, and one biggie for one lucky girl. Everybody strip completely. I want you lying down in a circle, feet toward the middle, heads out around the edges. Now, if you can imagine this maybe you can all get in position really easily: each of you will be spread-eagled, legs wide, with your feet touching the feet of the girl on either side of you. The girls scrambled to get out of their clothes and into position. Now, I'm going to hand each of you a vibrator. No one's been cheating have they? No one's close to coming??? I'm getting closer listening to all this talk! yelled out Julie. Okay, sounds fair enough. Here are the rules. You'll each have a vibrator. You can only use it to touch, but not penetrate. You can touch yourself wherever you like, clit, labia, thighs, belly, tits . . . wherever. You can only use the vibrator to touch yourself; no hands or fingers. There's a reason you're spread eagled -- you have to stay that way so you can't come by squeezing. First one to come gets the grand prize. Consolation prizes for everyone else, but only after you've brought yourself all the way off -- no faking, I can tell the difference -- besides that's no fun, is it!? Girls, I'm handing out vibrators now. Ladies start your engines (vibrators start humming), and the count of three, one, two, three . . . go to it! There was a long period of build up. Vibrators wandering around bodies, giggles, the girls getting used to the idea and calculating whether it was even possible to come this way. After a while things got more in earnest with moans and sighs and oohs. More attention concentrated on the pubic area and those hardening clitori. I was watching in fascination, enjoying the vicarious sensations in my own body as much as the show. My own breath was getting ragged, mirroring that of the girls spread in a wide circle on the carpet. Keep those legs wide girls, no squeezing allowed. It's worth it, I cheered them on, you won't believe the results. Suddenly Mia started panting out vocalized breaths, in and out. She sounded like she had done the full childbirth breath training: horse breathing, tiger breathing, the curled tongue, the flapping lips. With a high pitched scream she writhed her body trying desperately to keep her legs as wide as I'd ordered. She kept the vibrator clamped to her clit screaming over and over again in a protracted series of orgasmic convulsions. Don't stop, I blurted out, keep coming. I don't know if she even heard my words, but she kept bucking her hips over and over again. Diane, Julie, Sarita -- one by one the other girls started coming, moaning, screaming, bucking. Darcie didn't succeed in keeping her legs shut and rolled over, curled on her sides, legs clamped together as she rode out her orgasm. Phenomenally, Mia was still coming. Not so hard, but obviously still in the throes of orgasm. I sat down in the bean bag chair as exhausted as if I'd personally just experienced a half hour long orgasm. When the girls lay like wrung out rags in random shapes across the floor, faces flushed, bodies covered in drying sweat, I pulled myself out of the chair. That was the most amazing display of female orgasmic performance I have ever seen. Diane, Julie, Darcie, Sarita, Mae, and Karina I award you prizes. I doled out spa coupons and store gift cards. Before I give you your prize Mia, I have to ask, do you do that often? Mia looked down and actually blushed. No, Ms. C, I've never had the self-control to keep my legs open when I come, or to keep the vibrator going, and just . . . well, wow. I wish I could do it again, but I'll probably just go for the quicky again if I'm all by myself. But thank you, it was fantastic!!! Mia just grinned. Sounds like you already got the prize, but just to be fair, I'm going to give you the grand prize, too. Ladies, welcome our first QS in the Somerset Subdivision Girl Gang!!! With that I tagged the QS behind Mia's ear and it was a done deal. Actually Ms. C, I've been expecting my mom to do that any time now. But, I'm really glad. I just hope some of the rest of them can join me soon -- it's going to be a drag skinny-dipping all by my lonesome!

99. Need something mellower after all that? Strip your girl in the evening. Give her a long bubble bath, with rose-scented powder all over her body afterwards. Wrap her in a big fuzzy soft towel and whisper in her ear that she is the most precious, most beautiful girl in the world. Tell her she's so wonderful that you're going to make sure she doesn't have to wear clothes "ever again" (you're not really stripping her for life -- just whispering sweetness). Cuddle her up with her favorite teddy bear for a good night's sleep. Take all her clothes out of her room in the night. Greet her in the morning with a breakfast of pancakes and whipped cream, slip a new necklace around her neck, little sparkly earrings in her ears, and a fake tattoo butterfly for right above her pubic cleft. When she giggles about it give her a pat on her behind and walk her to her school bus. Throw kisses as she gets on and tell her that first thing when she gets home you want to hear all about her first day naked in school.

100. Tell your son he's getting to be such a big boy that you're going to let him go to school hard and erect for the entire day for the first time in his life. Get him all worked up in anticipation of it the night before. He'll start "practicing" to stay hard, but tell him not to waste it. "I won't, I promise. I can stay hard as long as I like, if I want." "Okay, but go to sleep now." Wake him up and feed him a "power breakfast," with the pill inside. When his penis starts growing he's sure to tell you "I told you so." "You're absolutely right, son," you tell him, "You show them at school just how long you can do it. When you get home I want to hear all about it." You give him a kiss before he goes out the door and watch from a distance as he marches up the school bus steps naked and erect.

101. The moon is full and you and your son and daughter are sitting around the embers of the campfire listening to the sounds of the night. In the quiet I say, let's head to bed. We're getting up real early. I drift off to sleep with the forest breathing all around and my two children breathing on either side of me. Before dawn we awake and walk down to the river. We're camped next to one of North Florida's magical crystal clear springs. It is late fall and there is a slight chill in the morning air. Water flows strong and silent under clouds of obscuring mist. Tall cypress trees rise out of the whiteness, moss hanging still. There is no breeze. We take off our clothes, leaving them on the bench next to the narrow wood stairs that lead down to the spring bowl. Stepping carefully on each moss-slicked surface I lead John and Janice down into the water. Florida springs are the same 72 degree temperature year-round. Always bracing, but on this chilly morning the water feels almost warm by comparison. I let my body glide into the clear water. We swim through the liquid as if through glass, the white mist above our heads closing us into a blue-green-aqua self-contained world. Fish streak silver far below us, a turtle rises up to the right. As we move out of the spring bowl the stronger current of the run catches us. We see glimpses of trees rising up on either bank. A great blue heron, poised as a statue, waits for its breakfast. I turn onto my back, flip back and then go under the surface, my eyes wide open and taking in the bright green eel grass leaning hard downstream in the current. Coming back to the surface I speak gently to the kids. Time to head to the shore on our left. We swim sidewise against the current aiming for the small trail that ends at the water. I feel my feet touch limestone, then mud, and I walk myself up out of the water's buoyancy, feeling the weight of my body. John and Janice follow, shivering excitedly in the air, feeling their bodies alive. We scramble up the steep bank. When we reach the level ground of the forest we run along the path, laughing and feeling the air rush against our bodies. At our campsite I shovel back the sand and blow on last night's coals, bringing up a new flame. With some twigs and couple of small logs we have a warming fire around which we stand, drying off and looking brightly into one another's eyes. "It feels good, doesn't it?" The two children nod, contentment, excitement and solemnity mixed in their expressions. "You're the lucky ones," I say. "I'm not even supposed to be naked right now. You two aren't going to be anything but naked." John's eyes get big. Janice nods in understanding. "Thank you, Daddy," they say at the same time, "Jinx!" they both cry out.

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