"Don't mention 'Scarborough Fair' to me," she said, 'it's a piece of sexist trash." "Sexist?" he asked, incredulous. "How is it sexist." "You ever listen to it?" she demanded. "'She once was a true love of mine.' Sounds like he goes through true loves like Kleenex, doesn't it?" "Um--" "It's jerks like that who are the scourge of a straight girl's life. Guys who talk all about love and shit, and get all moony, and then one day they change their minds and run off. "You know, once upon a time, they had kind of an excuse--they were dying to get laid. Now that doesn't really apply. If you're looking to get your ashes hauled, you can find a chick who's looking for the same thing. But have these assholes disappeared?" "Um--" "No! And you know why?" "Um--" "Because they're in it for the power! It's not enough just to get fucked. They have to jerk some poor girl around, tell her a bunch of sugar-coated bullshit, and then ditch her. That's how they get their jollies, that's how they feel *important.*" There was a moment's silence. "It's got a nice melody, though," she added.