Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Silver knight: Birthday Boy Two weeks passed before further direct contact was made Joe edited his movie with Helen and sent it to his close guarded friends. But other then some impressive dirty talk on MSN no further direct physical contact could be made. That changed as Joe's 61st birthday approached, Joe made it perfectly clear what he wanted for his birthday and it involved Helen and a bottle of lube. The arrangements were made, Helen told her mother at midday two Saturdays after their last affair that she was taking a card to her friends as it was her birthday. This was essentially true except that the friend wasn't a 13 year old named Jenny it was a horny 61 year old named Joe. The cover was still useful as Helen approached Joe's secluded four bedroom home. Arthur the nosey neighbour next door smiled at the youngster knowingly as she opened the big metal gate that was wedged between two six foot hedges on either side. He murmured something about a dirty little tart but she ignored him and went to the door. Joe strolled to the front door in jogging bottoms and a white vest having a fair idea a little blonde nymph would be on the other side. He wasn't wrong, he opened the oak door to find a smiling petite blonde waiting with her hands down by her crotch holding a card. The girl smiled, "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you..." Joe grabbed the youngster and swept her up in his arms kicking the door shut, like their previous meet in reverse, "well look what we have here, someone sent me exactly what I asked for, a lovely underage little blonde girl who fancies older men." The two kissed passionately and Joe placed her on his kitchen table, "let me get a good look at you my darling." The weather had changed as it had moved fully into Autumn and so Helen could not be too risqué without arousing suspicion from her mother. To that end she wore a blue skirt just past the knee in the gypsy style, a strapped white top covered by a fashionable light blue cardigan and slip on shoes with no socks. Joe handed her a glass of fresh orange juice and sipped beer from the bottle himself. The girl sipped the juice but it tasted funny and she declared as such, "Joe this is alcohol I think". Joe looked mock surprise, "it's my birthday I don't like drinking alone on my birthday." The girl wasn't so daft, "are you trying to get me drunk old man, you never had to before." Joe sighed, "well maybe a little, because I have never done what I want to do to you today before." The girl screwed up her face, "huh, how do you mean." The old man new this may lead to a make or break moment, "I want to take your anal virginity but there is no way it would not hurt and it wouldn't do much for you I will admit." The girl pulled a confused face, "you mean like, putting your dick up my bum? How rude" she laughed at the thought of it. The big man smiled, "I'm glad you find it so amusing, but it's a man thing, I want to be the first. You're beautiful and I am old, so you will sleep with other men eventually, and inevitably some little charmer will get up you're cute bum hole eventually, I just want it to be me." The girl went red at the thought of it, "you say it will hurt? How badly?" Joe smirked, "dunno never been anally raped thankfully, the honest answer is that women all agree it is manageable as long as things go slow. I would certainly be gentle." The girl smiled, "well okay but if I really don't like it I want to stop, plus I am horny too you know." The big man chuckled, "oh don't worry little lady I am sure old Joe can find some time to see to your pussy as well as your arse . I want your arse but your little honey pot is still the best please to be on earth. Come on little girl take off your clothes except your pants so I don't have to bother on my birthday. Then climb on the table and I'll show you some quick instructional videos on me laptop. Then it will be time for a dirty old man to bend a little girl over his kitchen table and give her a good seeing to." Helen did as she was told and Joe cheered as every piece of clothing came off her. Eventually down to her pants she climbed back on the tabletop her breasts bobbing as she hopped up, smiling as Joe slapped her arse. Joe placed the laptop down and loaded up one film, then Helen snuggled backwards into his now bare chest as he sat on a chair pulled up to the table. His arms came around her chest and found her small but ample breasts, "hello girls old granddad hadn't forgotten you, oooh nice and pert I see." Joe lightly kneaded her breasts and kissed her neck as she giggled. The video loaded to a pretty red head with large breasts but a youngish face which Helen pegged as being maybe 16 years old. The voluptuous youth was sat on the lap of the bear like man from the previous film. Her arm was around his neck as he suckled her heavy chests and fingered her pussy, then pulling away he spoke, "well that's enough off that, time to do something really naughty, she's all lubed up so here goes." The girl was lifted up by the giant via her thighs and the man's hard cock stood to attention below her arse crack. Then slowly she was lowered again her anus beckoning to the big fellah's erect penis, "oh err I am not so sure about this..." Too late his cock head met her tight Vaseline soaked bum hole and pushed it's way in with a grimace on her face, "nonsense tight little arse but we'll get in there and fuck your bum raw." The girl moaned as he began ploughing her arse with his thick member and his cock made a slopping noise as he bounced in and out of her. The red headed teens face told the whole story, he was being too rough, "I told you he was rough, see this video showed how not to perform anal sex, he's a master pussy licker but no good at the back draw stuff." Joe cut off the movie just as the bear of a man came violently up the busty teens arsehole. He then loaded a new clip which showed a new man, a priest no less wearing black trousers open at the zip and the mandatory black top with collar. He was busy with his service, well if servicing an underage girl's pussy with his 7 inch cock was anything to go by. The tall brunette with curly brown locks was on her back on his desk legs spread wide getting a good seeing too, her blue eyes half closed and her moaning in pleasure. The naughty priest gently fucked the girl who Helen recognised as a girl in her last year making her 15-16 years old. He then pulled out of her and began applying KY jelly to her anus, "pull back your pretty legs my dear I must bless your bottom with my holy cock as well as your delightful vagina." The priest whispered in sultry tones as the pretty teen pulled her long legs back to bare her anus to him fully, "see most priests like to fiddle with young boys, but Charlie here is all about young girl's various holes and he is excellent at dealing with their arses. Although he is not too bad at doing naughty things to young girl's pussies too much like me" Joe's right hand delved below Helen's waistline and began caressing the outer folds of her soft outer lips as the priest slowly placed his cock head into the mid teens arsehole. The brunette did grimace a wee bit at first but then started to ease into the gentle movement as the priest controlled his penetration with slow rocking from his thighs. As the priest lightly fingered the girls clitoris in the video Joe copied with his finger lightly frigging Helen, "that's it, this is still part of my present as fiddling with tight underage pussies are still a pleasure." The little blonde had become accustomed to Joe's fantastic finger work but still enjoyed it, the old boy had placed a hand cam next to the laptop facing them and the thought of a bunch of dirty old men seeing a close up of his big fingers poking her tight slit turned her on some more. Joe carefully opened the outer folds of her labia and parted her vagina, "the stuff dreams are made of gentlemen, I can vouch for that." Joe leaned around her body kissing her left breast as he passed. Looking down her abdomen he spat and watched as his saliva drizzled down to her pussy slowly, Helen giggled as it tickled, "you dirty bugger." The old man winked and smiled learily as his worked his spittle into her pussy lips and pubic hair with his fingers. In the movie the priest was bum fucking the underage brunette with a little more pace but still gently enough not to hurt the girl, "thank the lord for underage rectums and the young beauties that own them." He leant over still lightly buggering the girl and kissed her with a little difficulty, "are you ready to accept my blessed seed in your bottom child?" The girl whispered yes still turned on by his finger inserted in her vagina. Then the priest did cum hard and long bucking as his hot semen burst into her bowels. The scene ended as The priest slowly drew himself out of the pretty brunette and semen drizzled out of the young nymphs anus. The two lovers began kissing passionately their tongues entwined as the Joe lightly fondled the girl's pert breasts. After a minute or so Joe encouraged the girl to get on her all fours on the table and the girl complied. From this vantage point he pulled her knickers off to around her thighs. The pretty blonde looked back over her shoulder as the handsome sixty something kissed her crotch. Then parting her slit from her undercarriage Joe began lapping at her hungrily. The girl's arched her back and moaned as his warm tongue flicked at her intimacy and his whiskers tickled her skin around her vagina. Warm thumbs opened her up again and the speed and depth of his tongue work increased like a hungry burrower. The girl's breathing increased as his experienced tongue worked her pussy over. Joe worked her like a champ as she moaned his name, sensing she was close the old man pulled away, "ah ahhh not yet my tasty little golden girl." Instead he parted her arse cheeks and spat on her anus and worked his finger around the little bum hole. Then lightly he inserted his index finger slowly but surely to the second knuckle. The girl gasped, "oh Joe it's a wee bit sore that." The old man soothed the girl, "I know dear and it will be a bit more raw still when my cock goes in but the Vaseline will help and you did promise." The girl nodded giving consent as the dirty old boy worked Vaseline into her anus. The the randy old man parted her arse cheeks again and waggled his tongue into the crevice just getting the tip of his tongue in her anus. The girl reacted more out of surprise then arousal, "you dirty old bugger that feels weird." The girl laughed as the man pulled away, "not as nice as your pussy but not bad kiddo. Okay little girl climb down and bend over the table time for granddad to bugger his little baby" The blonde clambered down and laid forward on the kitchen table and heard Joe apply further lube to his cock. Then felt his weight lie down on her back and his handsome face passionately kiss her left cheek. A warm right hand worked her arse cheeks apart and hot, hard and moist cock shaft made it's way into the crevice and against her anus. The man placed the hand cam facing them as her cuddled her from behind. Then the sensation of his shaft working its way into her backside came next a painful experience and she cried out. Joe kissed her cheek and cooed at her to relax and she tried to. Eventually he got about 2-3 inches in and groaned himself, "Jesus shit girl that is tight I thought your little pussy was tight but that is like a vice." The man began very slowly fucking her bottom the girl breathed deeper as his warm member was slowly thrust in and out of her. A small tear ran down her right cheek away from Joe's view but the pain was becoming bearable and merely a little sore. Joe picked up his rhythm some more and he began grunting, Taking in deep breaths the young blonde became acclimatised to the steady rhythm of the six inch cock in her arsehole. It felt like a warm stabbing sensation, it was a little rough but not extremely painful. The big man dwarfed her size as he held his bottom with his left hand and steadied himself on the table with the other. Her petite frame backed into into his strong torso as his balls against her vagina. The big fellah took moments to kiss the girls blonde hair from behind matted with sweat and periodically looked at her face from behind, "look at that pretty face red and sweaty, it's hard work being buggered by a dirty old sod isn't it darling?" The girl smiled whilst continuing to breathe heavily and then let out a groan as the silver haired stud begin fingering her clitoris via the reach-around method, "that's more like it I bet." The old boy pulled out his member slowly and opened her anus panning the camera into it, "a little sore so I will finish up in the traditional setting, turn onto your back my beloved." The thirteen year old was relieved to have him out of her arse, it was bearable but not exactly erotic for her. Fairly unceremoniously the youngster turned around and climbed back onto the table and laid on her back spreading her legs. Joe clasped her thighs from underneath and pushed them back forcing her knees up a touch. He then held his rock solid six inch penis and brushed it up and down her lightly haired vaginal slit. The youngster found the warm cock head erotic as he slowly entered her and stretched her pussy out. As the cock went further in the warm feeling she loved returned to her crotch. The big man started to slowly fuck her wet pussy, "not long now my little sweet." Joe began lightly frigging her clit as he fucked her and she was pretty close herself when combined with the oral session previously. His other hand kneaded her right breast, small but ample in his hand. He used his height to his advantage using the extra leverage to slowly screw the underage girl grunting as he rocked. The little blonde was the first to go, the heat built up around her clitoris as his strong finger flicked at it and she eventually bucked wildly as the big man cooed at her lovingly. The sight of his underage girlfriend cumming on his cock was enough to send Joe over and he quickly pulled out of the tight slit and raised the girls butt up by pushing her legs back. He had just enough time to push his cock head loosely against her anus as his sperm spewed out of his dick at high speed. The white goo peppered her anus and arse crack, it felt warm and wet as it drizzled down her bottom. The old man happily leant over his girl and kissed her passionately on the lips. The satisfied blonde smiled at her sugar daddy, "Happy birthday Joe."