Author: Hungry Guy
Title: ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR MEN
Summary: Being a toilet slave has some advantages and many disadvantages.
Keywords: F/M Fdom nosex faq ws scat anal humor
Language: english
ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR MEN
By: Hungry Guy (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com)
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ADVANTAGES
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- NO RESPONSIBILITY Your have no responsibilities except to swallow
whatever waste your mistress excretes into your
mouth out of her clit or anus.
- PUSSY GALORE You get to lick at least one pussy several
times a day.
Your mistress' girlfriends will likely want to
use you too.
- INCOME This is the one form of sexual commerce that a
man can charge a woman for, if you are so
inclined.
- WEIGHT LOSS Surviving on nothing but a woman's shit and piss
is bound to cause you to lose that beer belly.
- YOUR FETISH It's your fetish. You need to satisfy it.
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DISADVANTAGES
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- HEALTH Face it! Consuming another person's excrement
is extremely dangerous!
Urine is a blend of salt water and very weak
ammonia with a few other things mixed
in--ammonia is a poison, you will be making
your kidneys work double-duty by "peeing for
two."
Feces is a mix of undigested food, dead cells
(mostly blood cells), fiber, and concentrated
intestinal bacteria--you will likely suffer
occasional stomach infections, and you will be
making your liver work extra hard by consuming
another person's excrement.
- ORIENTATION You may be 100% straight, but you can't expect
your mistress to be celibate.
If your mistress brings a boyfriend or lover
home, be prepared to clean the mess between her
legs a few times.
In other words, if your mistress has a
boyfriend, he is also YOUR boyfriend!
- RISK You have no say over what, or who, your
mistress does for fun.
Who she sleeps with is HER choice, not yours.
What risks she takes are HER choice, not yours.
By consuming her waste and her lover's spunk
when its time to clean her, you are guaranteed
to catch anything that your mistress catches.
Indirectly, you are having unsafe sex with
every man your mistress sleeps with, even if
you never touch or see him.
- RELATIONSHIP Your mistress is NOT your girlfriend.
She will very likely have a boyfriend or lover.
You will have no sexual activity with her
except to consume her waste.
- FRUSTRATION Like the song says, you won't get no
satisfaction.
It is likely that you will be strapped down and
unable to satisfy yourself.
Your only pleasure will be in giving your
mistress an orgasm with your mouth--and only if
she requests it from you--which may be never if
she has a boyfriend or lover.
- BOREDOM A person doesn't use the bathroom all that
often.
Except for brief thrilling moments a few times
a day, you will be lying on your back, all
alone, in silence, shackled into a toilet
chair, in darkness, for hours at a time.
- PAIN Pain? What pain?
Right now, hold your breath as long as you can,
until you can't stand it any longer, then keep
holding your breath. Count the number of
seconds you were able to hold your breath.
Then, the next time you take a dump, count the
seconds that pass from the moment you sit to
the moment you stand--that is about how long
you will have to hold your breath under your
mistress' ass.
Now do the math, Sherlock!
And remember this: when you're under your
mistress' ass and you can't stand to hold your
breath any longer, you won't have the luxury of
giving up and taking that breath. You're
holding your breath for the duration, dude!
Furthermore, your mistress will deposit log
after log of shit into your mouth from her anus
all the while you are holding your breath.
Finally, take a look at the amount of shit you
usually drop into the toilet and imagine
shoving that much matter into your mouth in a
few quick bursts while swallowing quickly.
That's what you will be swallowing while
holding your breath while your lungs scream in
pain for air.
- ASPHYXIATION If your mistress loses count of the seconds
while taking a shit, you could pass out and
die.
Granted, this doesn't happen very often, but
accidental deaths during rough sex DO happen.
When they do, it's usually the result of
someone sitting on someone else's face and
forgetting to keep track of the time.
- DIAHRHEA Diarrhea happens!
If your mistress gets diarrhea, do you think
the toilet slave will be spared toilet duty?
If so, think again!
Your job is to consume whatever comes out of
your mistress' anus, no matter what.
- HER PERIOD Women have periods a few days every month.
During these days, it will be your additional
chore to lick her clean frequently throughout
the day.
- VOMIT Human waste is a poison.
Vomiting is your body's natural response to
eliminate a poison.
It will take a few times to overcome your
body's natural instinct to vomit your mistress'
shit up.
- OTHER GUNK Most likely, your mistress will sometimes pick
out the gunk from her navel, ass crack, nose,
behind her ears, etc.
Guess what? It's your job to lick this gunk
off her finger or other implement.
Fingernail and toenail clippings too!
- TRAPPED After being a continuous toilet slave for a
couple of years, you will not be able to go
back to a normal life.
You will have no recent employment or credit
history.
Your government identification and other
credentials will have expired.
Your bank accounts will have been considered
abandoned and closed.
You will have a very difficult time, to say
the least, in building a new life.
- QUADRAPLEGIA Its a medical fact that muscles begin to
atrophy from the moment they cease being used.
That's why astronauts are often taken out of
the shuttle in stretchers after long space
missions.
After just a few weeks as a toilet slave, it
will be a struggle for you to learn to walk
again.
After a year of being a toilet slave, you will
have effectively become a quadriplegic.
(c) 2004 Hungry Guy
hungry@stoolmaill.zzn.com