Author: Hungry Guy
Title: ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF USING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR WOMEN
Summary: Using a toilet slave has many advantages.
Keywords: F/M Fdom nosex faq ws scat anal humor
Language: english
ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF USING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR WOMEN
By: Hungry Guy (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com)
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ADVANTAGES
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- HEALTHY Using a toilet slave is no riskier than
receiving oral sex from someone.
If he's your permanent toilet slave, YOU are
the ONLY one he has contact with.
There is ZERO risk to you!
You are safer than being in a relationship with
someone who could cheat on you without you
knowing.
- CLEAN Your toilet slave is self-emptying and
self-cleaning.
Never again get on your hands and knees to
clean that nasty toilet bowl.
- CONVENIENT Unlike toilets that often clog up and overflow
at the most inconvenient times, a toilet slave
never "clogs up" and is available 24 by 7.
- ODOR FREE Your ass is pressed tightly against his lips
under the weight of your body.
Your waste is never exposed to room air.
No odor can escape.
- NO MESS Because of the direct connection between your
clit and his mouth, no spills can occur.
Besides, a person doesn't really pee that much
at one time, his mouth can easily hold all your
pee without overflowing.
Try this experiment:
Pee into an empty milk carton.
Fill a second empty milk carton with drinking
water, up to the same amount of pee in the
first milk carton.
Hold your breath and pour all the water into
your mouth without drinking it, then swallow
it.
That's about how much pee you will be feeding
your slave in each sitting.
Never worry about an overflowing toilet again!
- SANITARY After you finish, he licks your bottom clean.
You don't have to touch yourself "down there"
to wipe.
You don't even have to touch so much as a
germ-ridden toilet handle.
- CLEANLINESS After you finish, he licks your ass cleaner
than you could by wiping with paper.
- SAFE Your toilet slave can be shackled and strapped
down for your safety if you desire.
- LOW COST It is a proven fact that human waste contains
many undigested nutrients.
The same is true of all "animals;" that's why
dogs nibble in litter boxes; they can smell the
undigested bits of cat food.
You, alone, can provide your toilet slave with
about 25% of their nutritional requirement,
directly from your ass. Since a toilet slave
is immobile and doesn't exert any energy, that
is sufficient nourishment.
A daily multi-vitamin pill is all else that he
needs.
- SENSUOUS It feels so much more sensual to have your ass
licked clean by a warm wet tongue than by a dry
scratchy wad of paper.
- ORGASMIC You can tell him to suck on your privates after
using him.
Have an orgasm every time you use the toilet,
and whenever else the mood strikes you too.
- TEASING You can tease your toilet slave in so many
delightful ways.
You can keep his hands shackled down and deny
him the ability to pleasure himself.
After all, giving you an orgasm with his mouth
(if you so desire) is all the pleasure he
needs, right?
- REFRESHING During your period, your toilet slave's tongue
can clean out that nasty filth far more
refreshingly than by shoving up a tube of cloth
covered cardboard.
And safer too!
You can't get Toxic Shock Syndrome from your
toilet slave's tongue.
- FREEDOM Your toilet slave is NOT your boyfriend.
Feel free to go out and party, if that's your
thing.
And if you bring a guy home, your toilet slave
can clean up that nasty mess down there after a
torrid love session.
- NO RISK You choose your own risks.
You can never catch a dose from your permanent
toilet slave, because you are his only contact.
However, you can choose to go out and
do whatever, and whoever, you want.
The risks you take are YOUR choice, not his!
- NO RESPONSIBILITY You have no responsibility to your toilet slave
except to "feed" him once in a while.
- NO HASSLES No relationship issues.
Orgasm when YOU are in the mood, and ONLY when
YOU are in the mood.
All physical contact is strictly on YOUR need
and YOUR whim, never his.
And even if you ever desire additional sexual
contact with him, it is strictly at YOUR desire
and YOUR whim.
- EASY ESCAPE End the arrangement whenever you want by giving
him a change of clothes and send him on his
way.
- NO HEARTACHE Conversely, he won't choose to leave you after
being your toilet slave for a year or more.
Really, where is he going to go, and what is he
going to do with no job, no credit, expired
ID's, and nothing but a change of clothes on
his back?
- POPULARITY Be the most popular hostess for munches among
the women in your BDSM club.
You will probably find that you have a lot of
new women friends who want to use your toilet
slave.
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DISADVANTAGES
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- JEALOUSY Your boyfriend might be jealous of your toilet
slave.
You may have to explain to your boyfriend that a
toilet slave is not a lover.
You may have to explain that your toilet slave
is just another piece of furniture in your
house.
He shouldn't be jealous of your toilet slave
any more than he should be jealous of your
bidet.
- VACATIONS Like having a dog, having a toilet slave will
make it difficult to get away.
If you keep him permanently shackled into your
toilet slave chair, you can leave him alone
overnight, but he will die of thirst soon after
that.
Although taking him with you may be an option,
or lending him to another woman friend while
you're away.
(c) 2004 Hungry Guy
hungry@stoolmaill.zzn.com