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 Author: A buch of ignorant and power-drunken politicians in Congress who
have no clue that there exists such a thing as the 1st Amendment to the
United States Constitution.
Title: The Federal Labeling and Record-Keeping Law.
Universe: Freedom of Speech
Summary: U.S.C.  TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE.
Language: legalese (obfuscatory sub-dialect)
All content, drawings, cartoons, images, photographs, and graphics on
this Internet Web Site are exempt from the requirements set forth in the
Federal Labeling and Record-Keeping Law (also known as 18 U.S.C.  2257) for
one or more of the following reasons: (1) all visual images and likenesses
of human persons were created using 3D graphic modeling software such as
Poser, TrueSpace, 3D Studio Max, and Adobe Photoshop; (2) no live models,
actors, or other persons were employed or utilized in the creation of any
image.  Therefore, all content and images are in full compliance with the
requirements of 18 U.S.C.  2257 and associated regulations.