Degrees (Fahrenheit) * 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night * 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) * 50F Miami residents turn on the heat * 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts * 40F You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming * 35F Italian cars don't start * 32F Water freezes * 30F You plan your vacation to Australia * 25F Ohio water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotans eat ice cream Canadians go swimming * 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South * 15F French cars don't start Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you * 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going * 5F American cars don't start * 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts * -10 German cars don't start Eyes freeze shut when you blink * -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist * -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Minnesotans shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don't start * -25 Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going * -30 You plan a two week hot bath Swedish cars don't start * -40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South * -50 Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window * -80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move South Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game * -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>