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 I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have
brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments
for old people are called"Depends".

   Well here is the low down on the whole thing....

   When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em
and Pamper' em.  When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's
in the will!

   Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

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