CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

... The boss John says, 'You know something Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.........You got nice house'