Husbands can be so romantic.  
  
An older couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. 
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband 
a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. 
She texted: 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking, send me a sip. 
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you. 
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,  texted back: 
I'm on the toilet.    Please advise.