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 THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE

   Dennis, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

   "What happened to you?" asked his wife.

   "I had a terrible day." replied Roy .  "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep.  When I got there, the manager said
they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. 
Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the
bed with this huge erection.  So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to
snap it in half."

   "I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

   Roy replied: "Wrong room.."

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