You KNOW ASSTR Rules, they're on the front page and you're here so you MUST HAVE READ THEM.  We're getting closer to the "dirty" parts so maybe you need to rethink your decision to read "Smut."  Like I said before, if you ain't supposed to read this, DON'T!  You may belong to a Police type agency and feel it's your duty to protect Adults from things.  If so, GO AWAY.  I didn't ask you to read this.  If you're Police and you stay it's on your head and I hope worms eat your brain and maggots infest your eyeballs!  On the other hand, if you're cops and get off on this....well...howdy!<hr>


<font size="+3">HOW WE GOT HERE</font><hr>

I addressed the class."So...you read the Syllibus and want to take the class.  You had a chat with your Secondary School Councellor, you called Admissions and had full disclosure and you even called my office and got on my list so you know what's what, There's still 3 days left that you can Drop/Add and you may take an Incomplete after the forth lab. This is the biggest class yet and there's a waiting list to Add so here we go." 

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Deep breath!
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"The primary object of this class is to transport all you beautiful women to an obscure developing planet, breed with the indigenous male lifeform, and get as many of you darlings preggers as possible. Viable fetuses will be transplanted into indigenous female wombs so none of you little sweethearts will be taking suprises home to mommy and daddy.  Is there anyone who is still taking birth control? Raise your hand! Yes?  Stop! or Drop the class. Those of you who thought this was all a joke better take a second look at your goals and life choices. Anyone who wants to Drop please come forward, pick up a Drop Slip and I'll sign it."
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You know the proverbial pindrop silence?  It lasts less than 5 seconds.  Oddly enough it was the fat, ugly and weird ones who dropped.  Those who pass up the last chance to get laid always amaze me. Since hymen removal is as common as circumcision, physical virginity isn't a problem but there are always the few mental virgins.
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"On your way out please hand this Add slip to the first person in line at the door."
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I have never had a "short" class.
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"Ok.  Those of you who need to round out your immunizations, please see the Nursing Staff on your way out the door or at the Student Health Building.  We are going into dangerous territory and we don't appreciate infecting the entire planet with our illnesses.  Those of you who are adding the class, Welcome!  I'm sure we'll have fun."
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<a href="http://www1.asstr.org/files/Authors/Old_Man_with_a_pen/hwgh4.html?nocache=DjuzNsWclkTJnNNKKdTI">Chapter 4</a>