This isn't very good and I'm sorry I wasted your time but I got it going so...I might as well finish.
HOW WE GOT HERE
"Clothes....here clothes, (whistle) here boy, come on clothes."

Well, that didn't work. Heck.

"And you can quit laughing, Missy."

Missy whined, "But you don't need clothes, you need to come here and play. I need More!"

"You seemed to like what you got when you got it," I explained.

"Yes, I loved it, but it was my first time with man and now I have this itch," She diddled her clit. "Right here. It needs scratched...a lot."

Who can refuse an invitation like that? Not this guy! Remember me? The Computer Geek who has been up to his nose in electronics and math for twenty years? Missy might have had her first time, but so did I. It was amazing and I'd been studying sex for awhile but books don't have anything to compare to practice!!

"But, Missy, I have class."

"It's Saturday."

I need to...SATURDAY??"

"GET YER BUTT IN THIS BED, BUSTER! I HAVE NEEDS AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION! YOU STARTED ME, NOW SCRATCH THIS ITCH!"

"Yes, Ma'am!"

Sheesh...you'd think we were married...Uh oh...just what all did I do between Wednesday and Saturday? It was Wednesday, wasn't it, Wednesday when my office was invaded?

"NOW!!"

This wasn't working out like I planned.