Andrew Roller Presents NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS No. 17 Sunday June 11, 1995 alt.stories.erotic alt.sex.stories D R E A M G I R L S S T O R I E S Chambers of Love Part Seventeen by Andrew Roller Chapter Nine Burton approached me warily. "Miss, I mean madam." "Miss will do, I'm only 15," I said impishly. "Would you like to order now?" "Yes, please. But let Julie go first. She has a very sore bottom and probably cannot sit for long." "Yes, uh," Burton backed away, stumbled. "Ah, yes miss, right so." I didn't know how I was going to handle the count after breakfast but I'd found I loved teasing him. I was turning into a little dominatrix right before his eyes, before my eyes as well. From the looks of him I was the most difficult domme he'd ever had, in my own unique little way. Julie and I passed the breakfast merrily, chowing down our food. The count just poked at his plate, and occasionally shifted uncomfortably in his chair. "They do make underpants too tight these days, don't they?" I remarked mischievously. "Yes," he replied, eyeing me. "Way too tight. And the shorts too." *** The minute breakfast ended the count rose from the table. "Now I take command," he announced abruptly. "Oh, sir, what would you have us do?" I asked coquettishly. "Struggle, preferably," he said. "Accompany me to the parlor. I have some guests waiting there." This shocked me. He'd regained the upper hand. What could I do? Meekly Julie and I got up from our places. Sexily we'd chosen stone ground denim hot pants for our hips, and we'd abbreviated these with scissors to within an inch of their life. Below these were only our trusty (albeit new) heels, which elevated our bottoms and made them more showy than they already were. "To the parlor, girls," the count reminded us. We shuffled out of the room, down the hall. "Pick it up," he commanded us. "You're not going to a funeral!" "I am for my bottom," I replied. We reached the parlor and he let us inside. A hush fell over the crowd. They were dressed casually, but expensively. Ladies put hands over their cheeks, surprised but delighted, as they caught sight of our naked boobies, so well-formed and firm. The party would be starting early, with exceptional guests of honor. The count always has known how to choose them, hasn't he?" one lady whispered to another. "Now, now," the other whispered back. "You're not bad yourself." "Ladies and gentlemen," the count announced, rising up on a little platform formed by the wet bar. He looked at me. "And, uh, girls..." He gestured politely. "I would like to introduce my new companions, Kimmy, the younger one, and Julie, a fine young wife on tour here in France." I noticed he didn't say "vacation." "Uh, will they be entertaining us?" a woman asked in French. "Yes, they are going to take off their pants and mud-wrestle for us," the count said. Julie and I looked at each other in shock. A side door opened and we found ourselves hustled out directly into the front yard. There were only trees and hills in the distance, plus the road that ran by his lawn. I knew an occasional car did come along it. Then my eyes spotted the arena where Julie and I were expected to do our "entertaining." A large pool of mud, dug out overnight, awaited us. "Look!" I pointed, nudging Julie. "That's what those sounds must have been that we heard last night!" In the middle of the night we'd thought we'd heard someone digging a grave. But the sound seemed far off, intermittant, and we'd drifted into sleep once more. "Normally we would have this event in the back yard," the count said. "But these young ladies have proven themselves such bold little lasses that I decided to hold it out front this year!" A cheer went up from the crowd. "Strip, girls," the count commanded us. "Right down to your panties." I looked at Julie. She at me. Hesitantly we fingered the snaps on the front of our jeans. I caught Burton's eye. He was standing, crisp as ever in his tuxedo, watering the pit of mud with a hose. I decided to be as graceful as possible. I unbuttoned the front of my shorts and pulled down the zipper. I slid them over my smooth thighs as a gasp went up from the crowd. I wore red, semi-sheer chiffon panties, so small they allowed a few wisps of my pubic hair to curl out from under the waistband in front. Julie proved similarly attired. We'd chosen side-tie panties, with little silk bows tenuously holding together the chiffon halves in front and back. My panties had wedged themselves into my butt-crack in back and now I reached behind me to pull out the fabric. "They're fine as they are, Kimmy," the count admonished me. I gulped. I made to take off my heels. "No, no, right into the pit with you," he said. "You too, Julie." I advanced to the pit. I looked down. "It's not deep," the count assured me. I stepped down very daintily, and sunk into the mud up to my ankles. It oozed between my toes. Julie stepped in on the opposite side. I looked at her, she at me. My long, golden hair shimmered in elegant curls in the morning sun. Spun gold; so delicate, exquisite. Julie had spent an hour doing it up for me this morning. Her hair was stunning also. Glittering earrings, too formal for girls in tees and hot pants, dangled down on either side of our faces. The count cleared his throat. We looked up at him, pleadingly, wearing only our undies, our hair and makeup perfect. How could he do this to us? "Are you ready girls?" the count asked. "May we at least take our heels off?" I begged. "We might fall down." The count looked away at the distant hills upon hearing my ridiculous question. I noticed then that the floor of the pit was not dirt but a special puncture-proof rubber mat, easy to fall on and easy to walk on with heels. Once again the count had proved willing to go to extraordinary lengths to accommodate us, however perversely. "Ready girls?" he asked again. "Okay sir," I said, reluctantly but firmly. Already I was sizing Julie up. She was bigger than me, and heavier. How was I going to avoid losing to her? "Upon my whistle, then," Burton announced, and gave a lusty blow on the count of three. A cheer went up from the crowd. Julie and I approached each other hesitantly. "Girls, there's a sound spanking for the loser," the count called out. "I wouldn't want to lose if I were you, Julie. Kimmy, you know why a girl is spanked, don't you? To prepare her for a little impalement, hmmm?" "Such encouragement!" a woman whispered. "I've a mind to get in there myself!" another remarked, casting an admiring glance at the count. Well, I wasn't about to get fucked up the ass by the biggest cock in France. I'd just have to knock Julie down right away and get this silly business over with. Perhaps I could even save my hair. Fair's fair in love and mud-pit wrestling. I lunged suddenly at Julie and toppled her. "Hey!" she cried, surprised, her eyes wide. She caught herself as she fell, sullying only one half of her panties and one of her legs up to the waist. "I'm sorry," I said, still holding my hands out from pushing her. "Just lie down and let's quit." "You know my bottom can't take anymore!" she glared up at me. Like a lioness she leapt up and attacked me. "Julieee!" I cried, desperately trying to keep my balance. "Don't-" I fell backward, splashed right onto my bottom in the mud. Somehow the front triangle of my panties escaped getting dirty. But my bared bottom and the backs of my thighs got coated with ugly, oozing chunks of mud. Julie couldn't help laughing at me, and pointing. Instead of going for the final kill, she just stood there, enjoying her seeming victory. Without getting up I lunged out at her suddenly, caught hold of her ankle. "Yipes!" she cried, and her full, womanly body splashed down right next to me, splattering us both. "Now look what you've done!" I cried out. Splotches of mud speckled my front, my face. "Me?!" she retorted. We both lunged at each other then. Our hands gripped each other by the upper arms and we grappled with one another. I couldn't help noticing her (mostly) white boobies jiggling shamelessly before me. Mine put on an equally heedless display. We splashed down into the mud. Julie grabbed my head and dunked me, getting as much of my hair as possible into the icky stuff. But I rose, grabbed at the front of her panties, and pulled them open and began bailing handfuls of mud into them. She grabbed me by the breasts, whirled me about, and yanked down the back of my panties, leaving them clutching at the underswell of my heinie. She squished mud into my butt crack, even mushing it down with her fingertips to force more in. "Aack!" I cried, leaping up. Mud clung to me everywhere. Still some skin showed through, though, I noted gratefully. Julie would certainly pay for this. "Using underhanded tactics, eh?" I asked her as she knelt before me, still clutching handfuls of mud. She raised her fists and threw mud at me. Some hit me squarely in the face, bringing howls of laughter from the crowd. I jumped down on top of Julie. With strength I didn't even know I had I pushed her face down, pressing her nose into the mud. She pulled up just in time, reached up, smeared mud all over my face. I gazed wildly about for Burton and his hose without seeing him. I wiped one of my hands off on my still-white upper breast and then cleaned my face with it as best I could. Julie took advantage of the lull to reach up from where she knelt and yank down my panties. I gasped. The crowd gasped. My blonde muff shown amidst what was practically the last patch of white space on my skin. Julie reached up to smear mud all over my lovely blonde bush but I caught her wrist and twisted it behind her. "Owwch!" Julie whined as, stumbling, my panties round my knees, I completed the maneuver. I forced Julie face first right into the mud. I smeared the back of her head with my free hand, getting it all over her hair. She bucked wildly with her legs. I was wary of the heels. Suddenly in her thrashing I lost my balance. I teetered for a moment on my stiletto pumps, then went crashing down. Mud flew everywhere. Glistening with mud I rose up, like some Swamp Thing, and we engaged each other anew. We writhed across the pool, rolling now, blatantly displaying our most intimate parts, which were soon fully bronzed with the gook. My hips fell between Julie's open legs and I began humping her. Maybe, I reasoned, I could distract her through her pussy. I absolutely must not lose! Unfortunately, it was she who had been thoroughly fucked last night, and I began quickly to come on to orgasm. Suddenly I wanted her, needed her, woman or no. Julie, the more gentle of us, saw this as a way to negate the conflict. There would be no winner, no loser. The count would be defeated by the wilyness of the female spirit. The ladies spotted this right away and quietly applauded us. The men, looking on in wonderment, applauded also, but for an entirely different reason. The count remained in the dark, not divining yet our true purpose. Nor did Burton. Softly Julie licked the mud from my lips. We kissed. She briefly let go of me in our amorous embrace and pulled her panties down to her knees, as far as she could reach. This closed her legs together beneath me so I reached down and helped her, finally managing to loose one of the mud-clogged drawstrings. I helped her out of her undies completely, yanking at them till we got them off, still however lying atop her all the while. She let her legs fall open, wide, as if to give birth. For the moment, my panties did not matter, and they clung precariously to my knees as I ground my pussy upon hers. Julie sighed and reached down with both hands and grasped the swell of my bottom. She urged me to buckle my back inward, press my pussy harder to hers. She reached down over my bottom and began fingering my anus. I flinched, gasped, did not want her there! Then she slipped a hand around to my front and got right at my clitoris. I moaned, responded by finding her own spot with my hand and rubbed her tiny bulb. Like a dove she cooed, sighed. "So lovely," a woman remarked. "Marvelously spontaneous," another said admiringly. "Damn best show of tits and clits I've ever seen, eh Pierre?" a man asked. We groped in the mud, alternately stimulating each other's nipples, each other's clits. Julie kissed my budded nipples. I gorged upon hers. "Give me milk to wash the mud off," I pleaded of her bosoms. Julie laughed, caressed me. "I will always be your first baby," I told her. "I know, I know," she replied tenderly. Half the men were by now rubbing themselves in concert with us. The count caught onto our plot then. "Now ladies, ladies, we must have a WINNER here!" Burton said, advancing to the edge of the pool. "Ladies, continue FIGHTING please," Burton pleaded. We looked up at him. The crowd murmured. Suddenly we leapt to our knees and grabbed him by his fine new tuxedo. Our twin mud-covered bottoms gleamed brightly as we knelt, bathed in the morning sun. "C'mon in, Burton, the mud's just fine!" we cried gaily. He tottered forward, resisted, then lost his balance. SPLOOSH! Burton fell in amongst us. There was such a splash that mud spattered the crowd. We laughingly attacked poor Burton like a pair of bacchanals. Twin tigresses, we showed no mercy. We ripped open his tux and yanked down his trousers. I got my hands on his dick and to his utter amazement he found himself hard, absolutely hard, within seconds. "Fuck me Burton, fuck me if you dare," I called, and rubbed his hapless dick. He shuddered. A moment later he spurted a creamy fountain up between my grasping hands. The crowd whooped and applauded. "I say, I say!" Burton cried, not knowing whether to be happy or humiliated. "Thatta boy Burton," Julie cried in a rare show of crudity. I wiped him clean with mud, bronzing his cock just as he had caused us to be bronzed. "Don't stick mud in the tip!" Burton yelped. I apologized and sucked his cockhead for him, then re-dunked it in the mud and let it go. Burton struggled up out of the pool and Julie and I scrambled out behind him. "Fetch us the hose, Burton!" we called merrily. Stumbling, he brought it to us and began boldly spraying us. Dancing, stretching our arms to the sky, we displayed ourselves to the spritzing water. I stepped out of my ruined panties. An orgasm still broiled within me. Julie felt lusty also. We romped on the grass, pushing each other down, kissing, getting up again. The crowd stood amazed. Finally I fetched the hose from Burton and began chasing Julie around the yard with it. She ran, bottom waggling, her big boobs flapping. I closed in and aimed the spray right up her ass. Julie screamed as I gave her an instant enema, careful not to overdo it. Shit flooded out her bottomhole and coated the backs of her thighs. I decided to clean myself with the hose then, leaving her a mess. Julie spun about and ran after me faster than I'd ever seen her before. Finally she caught hold of the hose and began reeling me in. I sprayed her in the face but it was no use. She was winning this new tug-of-war, being the stronger between us. I stumbled into her and she pressed the hose right against my clit. I gasped, I reeled under the stimulation of the spray. I clasped my thighs with my hands and felt myself teeter on the brink of orgasm. "Silly girl," Julie said, and pulled away the hose. Desperately I fell face first onto the lawn and began squirming about like some octopus. My hands shot to my pussy and I began rubbing it furiously, a woman gone mad. Laughingly Julie sprayed my backside. I rolled over, thrust my hips up at her. She sprayed me generally and then concentrated on my twat. Alternately I let in the water and then set about masturbating myself again with my hands. The crowd drew around us. They began undressing. I heaved with my first orgasm, bucking my hips up. I strained my pussy into the air, putting all my weight on my shoulders and heels. An arc of lovely wanton female flesh upon the grass. A man knocked Julie to her knees and brusquely prised apart her bottom cheeks. His pants were already down, coiled with his underpants about his thick calves. "Kimmee, help me!" Julie cried. D R E A M G I R L S N E W S HOW SENATOR EXON GOT HIS NAME by the intrepid holy joe Senator ExonÕs great-grandfather was very turned on by pornography. These were the days when the local smith was named Mr. Smith, the local purveyor of rolled parchment was named Mr. Roller, etc. So ExonÕs great grandfather, who was Òturned onÓ by X-rated material, got named ÒX-On.Ó This of course quickly became ÒXon.Ó Later the family got respectable and added an ÒeÓ: ÒExon.Ó (Just thought IÕd remind you, senator, in case youÕd forgotten.) GUERRILLA JOE addressed us today at our editorial meeting, regarding the bill by Senator Exon. ÒThey cannot ban the authors of a.s.s.!Ó he declared. ÒDo they think we cannot imitate the tactics of Odonnelsux? We will post our stories through anon servers, and we will plaster them all over the goddamn internet! We will post from the workplace, from the college, from the (proposed) ÒpublicÓ servers at the post office; we will post from the beaches, we will post from the landing grounds, we will post from the fields and from the streets, we will post from the hills, and we will never surrender!Ó He said it would be like Operation Rescue, only more annoying. He added that he was speaking only for himself. THE TRUTH REVEALED! by holy joe Once upon a time, the human race was perfect. The men never touched, brushed, or impeded the females in any way. They never made any graphic verbal comments about a femaleÕs body, and the females refrained from passing suggestive notes to the men. There was no visual abuse. They men always lowered their eyes, never looking at the females. And the females never looked at the males. No sexually suggestive cartoons or posters were ever made or displayed. Unwanted sexual advances were forbidden, as was the continued expression of sexual interest, after the party in interest had been informed that his/her interest was unwelcome. Jokes were absolutely forbidden! And, most of all, there was to be no threat of reprisal to anyone for reporting an incident of sexual harassment. Unfortunately, in this perfect society, there was one pervert. He actually liked sex. His name was Adam. One day he managed to seduce a female. Her name was Eve. Or maybe she seduced him. In any event, they both liked sex so much that they had a Lot of children. (Alas, there was no birth control back then.) Yes, they had many children. Cain and Abel and Noah and Abram, and many more. All of their children were lusty, and loved sex. A question to the feminists: WHICH GROUP do you think you are descended from? (Not ideologically descended, of course, but PHYSICALLY descended from?) FREE minicomics! Send a greeting-card SASE to: Jim Corrigan, P.O. 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