Andrew Roller Presents NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS FREE! Internet Edition May 31, 1995 D R E A M G I R L S S T O R I E S Chambers of Love Part Six by Andrew Roller Chapter Three Tiny mesh cups barely contained my boobs as I stood laughing with a pair of couples in tuxedoes and gowns. I was openly admired by the four of them as we talked. They offered me a glass of champagne and I accepted, chattering on about how embarrassed Helga and Julie and I had felt upon discovering how inappropriately we'd dressed for their party. (It was fiction, of course, Helga had planned to shock them.) "Oh, well, you see that we invited you in anyway," a woman named Nikki replied. "Most delightful attire, really," a man named Bob remarked. He reached down and gently pulled open the front of my skimpy panties. "Ah, you ARE a true blonde, I see." "Robert!" his wife scolded. "Your swimsuit, it does not quite fit your bottom," a man said from behind me. The top of my ass crack showed and my lower cheeks hung out. "Well, with thong bikinis being all the rage I thought it wouldn't matter if my old-fashioned full-sized panties fell a little short," I said, blushing, giving with accomplished grace a line Helga had taught me. "I've grown since I bought them, you know." (In fact, Helga had loaned me the bikini, intentionally choosing one that was a size too small.) "So nice of you to come anyway, even without a properly fitting bikini," a woman named Alessa said. "Yes, I hoped you wouldn't mind," I agreed with innocent eyes. "Not at all," Bob said, clearing his throat. "Not at all!" With that, Nikki pulled down my panties in back, exposing my white-cheeked bottom. My drink was slipped out of my hand and my arms caught up by the men on either side of me. With my butt exposed I was led tottering on my six-inch heels across the room. Julie suffered a similar indignity, her panties being pulled down to her knees. For Helga it was the breasts which were bared first, the tiny bra cups being pushed aside so that her bosoms hung out in all their glory. "Pussies on Parade," it was called, as we were led about the room and made to greet each and every guest, flushing intensely at our nudity now and wondering what was happening. Even Helga was in uncharted territory, as firmly a prisoner of the partiers as Julie and I were. Gradually, by keeping my ears open, I began to piece together the facts myself. The East Hill Pinocle Club had little to do with cards and a lot to do with illicit, adulterous love. Helga had hoped to crash a stodgy card game and spend an hour teasing wealthy old farts in front of their gasping wives. Instead, the group proved to be in their 40's, not their 60's, and the tricks and combinations they were intent on making thrived on the sight of under-dressed girls. In fact, they routinely hired strippers to get their orgies off to a lusty start. Despite our protestations, the partiers were certain Helga and Julie and I were the strippers they'd hired! When I realized our predicament, a sentence I'd overheard at the beginning of the evening came back to me with resounding horror: "My, they're early this evening. Must be eager girls," a woman had said upon our arrival. I'd dismissed the sentence, not understanding it, for none of the three of us had ever been to the Club before. Now I found myself quaking in my heels, hands groping at me as I was made to introduce myself to the president of the club. Without asking he cupped my cunny and squeezed it through my little mesh panties. His eyes leered at me, snake-like. "I'll have to check the club's finances," he said. "I didn't know it was possible to hire such pretty girls." Where, oh where, were the real strippers? I thought to myself. It was the first time in my life I found myself praying to God for prostitutes. Surely they must arrive soon and straighten things out. Or would they see that other girls were graciously performing their services for them and quietly slip away with their advance money? "Truly, these are the finest strippers you ever hired, Hodgkins," a man exclaimed to the club president. "I especially like the one with the big boobs." "She will shake them quite vigorously when she dances to the snakeskin lash, surely," Hodgkins agreed. He turned back to me. "But you are my favorite. What flavor enema do you prefer, hmm? Cat got your tongue, eh? Tsk! Tsk!" Roughly he grabbed my little bra cups and yanked them down. My breasts seemed to explode out of the confining mesh. Despite my plight they sported fully erect nipples. The president took that as a welcome sign, an indication that I was a willing participant in his wicked games. Helga, Julie, and I were led to a table and made to stand upon it. Rudely my panties were pulled down, left however just above my knees, where they hung uselessly. Helga's panties were pulled down too. Julie's breasts were liberated from her bra. We were handed guitars and commanded to sing. Awkwardly I plucked at the unfamiliar instrument. I didn't know the first thing about how to play it. The partiers told us to sing children's songs, "Old MacDonald had a Farm" and "Mary had a Little Lamb." It turned out Helga had taken guitar lessons as a girl. She must have done badly. With faltering fingers she led Julie and I in trilling out a melody or two. I plinked along, not knowing one string from the other. A lash cracked upon my bottom and I was told to sing better. Helga and Julie leapt as their fannys felt the same command. Tits jouncing above my peeled-back bra cups, which pressed against the underside of my tits, lifting them up and displaying them lewdly, I sang and danced about as the whip was applied lightly to my rear end. "She's not very good, but she does wiggle nicely," a woman remarked. My titties shook their cherry tips provocatively at her. My love snatch peeped saucily from between my prancing thighs. My bottom taunted, teased; its effulgent, resplendent cheeks reddening under the whip. Was I having fun now, I scolded myself. All this because I'd fallen in love with another woman's lawfully married husband. Canisters of whipped cream were produced and we were told to keep on singing as the sticky cream was sprayed in streams onto our naked bodies. Helga's tits were a favorite target, as was my pussy. Julie was squirted repeatedly in the face. We screamed and begged them to stop, to no avail. At last we were let down from the table, bottoms smarting, defiled with cream. Just then the real strippers showed up, and our humiliation was complete, for we had endured all this for free! Naughty girls in naughty swimsuits who'd gotten just what their saucy bottoms deserved. Weeping, we went dashing out of the club. Nobody tried to stop us, they were too busy laughing. Few worried that we would go to the police with our mortifying story, and they were right. Helga, a wealthy young woman in her own right, was not about to be splashed across the pages of the National Enquirer. We ran down the club's pebbled driveway, yanking up our panties as we went, like girls in some 1930's comedy short. Our breasts flopped freely, frenziedly, as we dashed for Helga's Porsche. Some Mexican laborers, tooling home in their gardening truck, threw their truck into a sudden stop upon the road. They stared at us as we leapt into Helga's Porsche. She spun the car around and shot down the club driveway, only to find the Mexican truck blocking her exit. For what seemed like an eternity we sat there, Helga frantically honking her horn, topless, as the men in the truck stood spellbound. Finally they found their wits and moved out of the way for us. *** Dripping with whipped cream, we stumbled at last into the sanctuary of Helga's mansion. The ride home had not been completed without turning a few heads, particularly the well-placed ones of drivers of big rigs. No doubt by now we were on all channels, CB buddies everywhere on the lookout for a Porsche loaded with "creamy babes." We headed straight for the shower. The hot water soothed me like never before. We washed each other's backs and then took to soaping each other all over. Despite the degradation, or perhaps because of it, I felt randy now from what had happened to me at the club. Julie and Helga experienced a similar, strange kind of high as we stood there talking about it. Afterward we got in bed together and sat laughing at what fools we'd made of ourselves. "We tried to be little instigators, and I fear instead we were instigated upon," Helga admitted. Even I was aware by now of my captivating beauty; the immediate, narcotic effect it had on even the wealthiest of men. It was fun, I admitted, to present myself to a mature man's eyes and watch him pant, stutter, try to feed me a line and fail miserably. Especially when his wife was standing right beside him. Or his lady friend. But we would have to be more careful where we did our provoking, Helga said. "Perhaps we should go to Europe," she suggested. "They have topless beaches and such there where a girl can display herself safely. And soirees, too, where very little clothing is taken for granted." "A friend of mine went to Paris once," Julie piped up. "She told me: 'I attended a party without my panties. It was so exotic. Everyone was perfectly polite, and ever so discreet, yet we girls were utterly naked from the waist down. The girls spoke beautiful French, so sexily, forming their mouths into pretty O's. 'You cannot imagine how free one feels to be amongst strangers, yet with your pussy and ass deliciously naked. The men wished a similar freedom but our hostess would not allow it.' "That's how she described it, anyway. As for myself, I swear I will never wind up at a party with a bare ass ever again!" "Of course, dear," Helga agreed. "But the party does sound sweet. Did the girls finally get what they'd cum for?" "I don't know," Julie said. "The party was on a large yacht, travelling up the Seine, and my friend was only 10-years-old at the time. They let her join in for a little while but then they ushered her out." Helga and I looked at each other in open-mouthed surprise. Little did I know that I was about to get an even bigger shock on the subject of little girls. Julie and I had become quite curious about Dan. He'd been missing for several days. We pestered Helga about his whereabouts, for she seemed to know where he was. Finally Helga relented and fetched a key and took us downstairs to her basement. She made us pledge not to interfere. Through a little window we saw Dan in a sealed off room of the cellar. A young 12-year-old maid, her breasts just budding, had Dan tied spread-eagle to a sumptuous bed. He looked like some captive Mars, lured to the bed by a wee siren who then sprung her net upon him. Dan's big cock stuck up like a flagpole. Pre-cum drooled from its tip and lay in drying rivulets along his shaft. Dan struggled in his bonds, jabbing at the air repeatedly with his engorged organ. He appeared to be in agony. Sweat beaded his brow. "Dan!" Julie gasped plaintively, touching a hand to her lips as if to ward off the sight. I was equally stunned. "Despite what you might think, Dan is quite happy in his agony," Helga assured us. "Watch on." Oblivious to us, the maiden began titillating Dan's penis with an ostrich feather. Then, playfully, she fetched a moist cloth and sat at his head wiping his brow. After a bit she went back to masturbating him with the feather. "Dan always had a bit of the masochist in him, and now one of my smallest, most delicate maids has got the big man totally within her sexual power. She's learnt to read his body's signals, as you can see. Poor Dan hasn't come in days. "Sometimes a young lady may agree to become the sex slave of a man, because she loves him or simply for the thrill of it. Here Dan has enslaved himself to this girl. You must let him indulge himself, Julie. Do not think of him as your husband for now. He did a good job on you as your groom and now has moved on to other pleasures. Kimmy, you too must release him from your mind. If you are both good girls about it I promise you I'll take you abroad with me when I go travelling to Europe." Julie and I brightened at this. I'd never been anywhere, and the farthest Julie had ever gone was to a potato festival in Idaho. (She'd been named Miss Potato, by the way, without even entering the contest.) The prospect of going ANYWHERE sounded just marvelous to me and Julie. She didn't have to work, as Dan made an excellent salary as a petroleum engineer. And I lived with my mother, who had gone to Las Vegas to stay with her mother for the summer. (Graciously leaving me behind, for the first time ever.) So we were both free, unattached, and eager to explore the world. A world seemingly stuffed with wealthy, powerful men who tripped over themselves to be near us. Julie and I did our best over the ensuing day to forget Dan. We loitered about Helga's, using her pool and playing in her big back yard. Then, at breakfast, Helga announced that since we seemed to have depleted America's decadence, it was time for us to go drain France. "You mean you've got tickets?" Julie gushed. We both sat forward eagerly. "First class, on the Concorde out of Kennedy." "Yea!" Julie and I both shouted. But we didn't know then what our mischievous, inquisitive nature would get us into. D R E A M G I R L S N E W S A R T A N D L A W by holy joe You have probably heard of the conviction of Mike Diana for producing Òobscenity.Ó Mike is a teenager in Florida. What, exactly, did he do, you might ask? He would take a single sheet of paper, draw on it, copy it on a xerox machine, and then fold and staple the copies. Each sheet of paper made one booklet, called a Òminicomic.Ó Mike mailed these to friends of his and otherwise made them available to whoever wanted them. And these little booklets, with drawings in them, are what got him convicted of Òobscenity.Ó Recently on the Comics portion of Usenet I was discussing the artist Jeff Gaither. Jeff GaitherÕs work is quite similar to that of Mike Diana. I have no doubt that the jury that convicted Mike Diana has never heard of Jeff Gaither, or other artists whose work is similar to MikeÕs, such as XEX. In fact, jury members are often selected by a prosecutor for their ignorance. Oh, they must not be totally ignorant. They must know how to salute the flag, swear to tell Òthe truth,Ó and such nonsense, but anything more is considered a detriment. It is preferred that they not know what ÒartÓ is (except as the prosecutor explains it to them). At the risk of ÒpollutingÓ some future jury member, allow me to delve a bit into the nature of art, beginning with a description of art as produced by Gaither, XEX, and Mike Diana. Jeff Gaither and XEX and Mike Diana all stem from a venerable and refined art in comics publishing, that of the Òdistorted human beingÓ school. Everything is alive and active and weirdly depicted in such a drawing. I first became aware of such an art form in the early 1970Õs, when Mike Diana wasnÕt even born yet. Far from being part of some ÒobsceneÓ backwater of the small press, Òdistorted human beingÓ art is often done by those highly practised in drawing and inking. XEX and GaitherÕs work, for instance, is totally professional in its appearance. The reason you donÕt see more Òdistorted human beingÓ drawing is because it is an elevated form of expression, rather like the Cubists or Picasso. Most of us just stick to ÒactualÓ representations of the human figure (however crudely we may bring them off). It is a rare talent that rises above the mundane paths trod by most of us. Note, however, that the Òdistorted human beingÓ school is strictly an approach used by ARTISTS. I have yet to see it attempted by, say, a WRITER (and artist) of comics. In other words, someone attempting to tell a STORY with words and pictures does not use the Òdistorted human beingÓ approach. (At least, I have not seen it.) So the reader is presented with pure art, pictures that are only (at most) thematically related (distorted outer space scenes, for instance). So you can see how the uneducated of the world (often found in abundance in prosecutorÕs offices and jury boxes), see the minicomic consisting of Òdistorted human beingÓ scenes as something that is merely Òobscene,Ó without, in their mind, any inherent logic or purpose. It is interesting to remark that in order to NOT be found obscene, art must have some Òsocially redeeming value.Ó It is as if art, in and of itself, is obscene. But then it is redeemed by having Òsocial value.Ó One would think art is born with original sin, and only Jesus (or, in this case, the morays of the social community) can free it from its sin. Without the benediction of the community, the art is judged ÒobsceneÓ and its creator is punished. Notice, of course, that it is the contemporary community that judges the artistÕs work. In olden times art depicting an unmarried mother might be judged obscene (depicting fornication), and no doubt in HitlerÕs Germany art praising Jews was judged obscene. So the artist has the burden of being ÒredeemedÓ not only by human society, but by the human society OF THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT. The primary purpose of the artist in any society is to point out the flaws in the contemporary societyÕs view of itself and the world. By doing this, however, the artist runs the risk of violating the very norms which would make his art Òsocially redeeming.Ó So it is a catch 22, your art is only Òsocially redeemingÓ if it isnÕt art. To be art, it must challenge the contemporary societyÕs viewpoint, but in doing so it then is Òobscene.Ó This is why the ÒitÕs legal as long as it isnÕt obsceneÓ standard must be done away with. It violates the very notion of art. In Senator ExxonÕs bill we are presented with the concept of Òdecency.Ó If implemented, the State would be free to monitor your conversations with your wife or your girlfriend. After all, husbands have been known to say naughty things to their wives, and if they say it over the telephone it would violate ExxonÕs Òdecency in telecommunicationsÓ law. Let us assume you are married. The state knows that you are married, and that you sometimes call your wife from work. They suspect that, husbands and wives being the sexual creatures they are (by definition), you might say something ÒindecentÓ over the telephone to your wife. So they tap your phone. SURE ENOUGH, they hear you say, ÒI canÕt wait to get home, honey, to fuck your sweet little cunt!Ó And off to jail you go. God forbid that you should be unmarried, and call up a girlfriend, or a married man calling somebody elseÕs wife. Senator ExxonÕs law would allow the state to wiretap anyone at anytime. And can you imagine what might happen if you managed to tick off someone in law enforcement? HeÕd get himself a warrant to listen in on all your telephone conversations, thatÕs what he (or she) would do! And off to jail youÕd go. (Just fighting the case would be time-consuming and financially difficult in itself.) In this way we see why Senator ExxonÕs ÒdecencyÓ bill, not to mention that hoary notion of Òobscenity,Ó must be dumped into the dustbin. LetÕs try following THE LAW for once, senator Exxon. ItÕs called The First Amendment. A R E A D I N G F U N D is being established for Stephen Knox, imprisoned in a federal penitentiary for ordering a swimsuit video featuring teenage girls. (Discussed in the 30May Dreamgirls). To help provide books to Knox (formerly a Phd. candidate at Penn State), send any amount to: Uncommon Desires Newsletter, P.O. Box 2377, New York, NY 10185. Make checks payable to: Ophelia Editions. ROLLER PUBLICATIONS Free for a greeting-card SASE (or $1.00) from: Jim Corrigan, P.O. Box 3663, Phenix City, AL 36868. COMIC UPDATE (Library of Congress ISSN: 0894-5195): small press comix. NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS (Library of Congress ISSN: 1070-1427): sex stories. 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