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NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS
FREE!    Internet Edition    May 31, 1995  

D R E A M G I R L S  S T O R I E S
Chambers of Love
Part Six
by Andrew Roller 

Chapter Three

         Tiny mesh cups barely contained my boobs as I stood laughing 
with a pair of couples in tuxedoes and gowns.  I was openly admired by 
the four of them as we talked.  They offered me a glass of champagne 
and I accepted, chattering on about how embarrassed Helga and Julie 
and I had felt upon discovering how inappropriately we'd dressed for 
their party.  (It was fiction, of course, Helga had planned to shock 
them.)
         "Oh, well, you see that we invited you in anyway," a woman named 
Nikki replied.
         "Most delightful attire, really," a man named Bob remarked.  He 
reached down and gently pulled open the front of my skimpy panties.  
"Ah, you ARE a true blonde, I see."
         "Robert!" his wife scolded.
         "Your swimsuit, it does not quite fit your bottom," a man said 
from behind me.  The top of my ass crack showed and my lower cheeks 
hung out.
         "Well, with thong bikinis being all the rage I thought it wouldn't 
matter if my old-fashioned full-sized panties fell a little short," I 
said, blushing, giving with accomplished grace a line Helga had taught 
me.  "I've grown since I bought them, you know."  (In fact, Helga had 
loaned me the bikini, intentionally choosing one that was a size too 
small.)
         "So nice of you to come anyway, even without a properly fitting 
bikini," a woman named Alessa said.
         "Yes, I hoped you wouldn't mind," I agreed with innocent eyes.
         "Not at all," Bob said, clearing his throat.  "Not at all!"
         With that, Nikki pulled down my panties in back, exposing my 
white-cheeked bottom.  My drink was slipped out of my hand and my 
arms caught up by the men on either side of me.  With my butt exposed I 
was led tottering on my six-inch heels across the room.  Julie suffered 
a similar indignity, her panties being pulled down to her knees.  For 
Helga it was the breasts which were bared first, the tiny bra cups 
being pushed aside so that her bosoms hung out in all their glory.
         "Pussies on Parade," it was called, as we were led about the room 
and made to greet each and every guest, flushing intensely at our nudity 
now and wondering what was happening.  Even Helga was in uncharted 
territory, as firmly a prisoner of the partiers as Julie and I were.
         Gradually, by keeping my ears open, I began to piece together the 
facts myself.  The East Hill Pinocle Club had little to do with cards and 
a lot to do with illicit, adulterous love.  Helga had hoped to crash a 
stodgy card game and spend an hour teasing wealthy old farts in front 
of their gasping wives.  Instead, the group proved to be in their 40's, 
not their 60's, and the tricks and combinations they were intent on 
making thrived on the sight of under-dressed girls.  In fact, they 
routinely hired strippers to get their orgies off to a lusty start.  
Despite our protestations, the partiers were certain Helga and Julie and 
I were the strippers they'd hired!  
         When I realized our predicament, a sentence I'd overheard at the 
beginning of the evening came back to me with resounding horror:  "My, 
they're early this evening.  Must be eager girls," a woman had said upon 
our arrival.  I'd dismissed the sentence, not understanding it, for none 
of the three of us had ever been to the Club before.  Now I found myself 
quaking in my heels, hands groping at me as I was made to introduce 
myself to the president of the club.  Without asking he cupped my cunny 
and squeezed it through my little mesh panties.  His eyes leered at me, 
snake-like.  
         "I'll have to check the club's finances," he said.  "I didn't know it 
was possible to hire such pretty girls."
         Where, oh where, were the real strippers? I thought to myself.  It 
was the first time in my life I found myself praying to God for 
prostitutes.  Surely they must arrive soon and straighten things out.  Or 
would they see that other girls were graciously performing their 
services for them and quietly slip away with their advance money?
         "Truly, these are the finest strippers you ever hired, Hodgkins," a 
man exclaimed to the club president.  "I especially like the one with the 
big boobs."
         "She will shake them quite vigorously when she dances to the 
snakeskin lash, surely," Hodgkins agreed.  He turned back to me.  "But 
you are my favorite.  What flavor enema do you prefer, hmm?  Cat got 
your tongue, eh?  Tsk!  Tsk!"  Roughly he grabbed my little bra cups and 
yanked them down.  My breasts seemed to explode out of the confining 
mesh.  Despite my plight they sported fully erect nipples.  The 
president took that as a welcome sign, an indication that I was a 
willing participant in his wicked games.
         Helga, Julie, and I were led to a table and made to stand upon it.  
Rudely my panties were pulled down, left however just above my knees, 
where they hung uselessly.  Helga's panties were pulled down too.  
Julie's breasts were liberated from her bra.
         We were handed guitars and commanded to sing.  Awkwardly I 
plucked at the unfamiliar instrument.  I didn't know the first thing 
about how to play it.  The partiers told us to sing children's songs, "Old 
MacDonald had a Farm" and "Mary had a Little Lamb."  
         It turned out Helga had taken guitar lessons as a girl.  She must 
have done badly.  With faltering fingers she led Julie and I in trilling 
out a melody or two.  I plinked along, not knowing one string from the 
other.
         A lash cracked upon my bottom and I was told to sing better.  
Helga and Julie leapt as their fannys felt the same command.  Tits 
jouncing above my peeled-back bra cups, which pressed against the 
underside of my tits, lifting them up and displaying them lewdly, I sang 
and danced about as the whip was applied lightly to my rear end.
         "She's not very good, but she does wiggle nicely," a woman 
remarked.  My titties shook their cherry tips provocatively at her.  My 
love snatch peeped saucily from between my prancing thighs.  My 
bottom taunted, teased; its effulgent, resplendent cheeks reddening 
under the whip.  Was I having fun now, I scolded myself.  All this 
because I'd fallen in love with another woman's lawfully married 
husband.  
         Canisters of whipped cream were produced and we were told to 
keep on singing as the sticky cream was sprayed in streams onto our 
naked bodies.  Helga's tits were a favorite target, as was my pussy.  
Julie was squirted repeatedly in the face.  We screamed and begged 
them to stop, to no avail.
         At last we were let down from the table, bottoms smarting, 
defiled with cream.  Just then the real strippers showed up, and our 
humiliation was complete, for we had endured all this for free!  
Naughty girls in naughty swimsuits who'd gotten just what their saucy 
bottoms deserved.  Weeping, we went dashing out of the club.  Nobody 
tried to stop us, they were too busy laughing.  Few worried that we 
would go to the police with our mortifying story, and they were right.  
Helga, a wealthy young woman in her own right, was not about to be 
splashed across the pages of the National Enquirer.
         We ran down the club's pebbled driveway, yanking up our panties 
as we went, like girls in some 1930's comedy short.  Our breasts 
flopped freely, frenziedly, as we dashed for Helga's Porsche.  Some 
Mexican laborers, tooling home in their gardening truck, threw their 
truck into a sudden stop upon the road.  They stared at us as we leapt 
into Helga's Porsche.  She spun the car around and shot down the club 
driveway, only to find the Mexican truck blocking her exit.  For what 
seemed like an eternity we sat there, Helga frantically honking her 
horn, topless, as the men in the truck stood spellbound.  Finally they 
found their wits and moved out of the way for us.  
***
         Dripping with whipped cream, we stumbled at last into the 
sanctuary of Helga's mansion.  The ride home had not been completed 
without turning a few heads, particularly the well-placed ones of 
drivers of big rigs.  No doubt by now we were on all channels, CB 
buddies everywhere on the lookout for a Porsche loaded with "creamy 
babes."
         We headed straight for the shower.  The hot water soothed me 
like never before.  We washed each other's backs and then took to 
soaping each other all over.  Despite the degradation, or perhaps 
because of it, I felt randy now from what had happened to me at the 
club.  Julie and Helga experienced a similar, strange kind of high as we 
stood there talking about it.  Afterward we got in bed together and sat 
laughing at what fools we'd made of ourselves.
         "We tried to be little instigators, and I fear instead we were 
instigated upon," Helga admitted.  Even I was aware by now of my 
captivating beauty; the immediate, narcotic effect it had on even the 
wealthiest of men.  It was fun, I admitted, to present myself to a 
mature man's eyes and watch him pant, stutter, try to feed me a line 
and fail miserably.  Especially when his wife was standing right beside 
him.  Or his lady friend.
         But we would have to be more careful where we did our provoking, 
Helga said.  "Perhaps we should go to Europe," she suggested.  "They 
have topless beaches and such there where a girl can display herself 
safely.  And soirees, too, where very little clothing is taken for 
granted."
         "A friend of mine went to Paris once," Julie piped up.  "She told 
me:  
         'I attended a party without my panties.  It was so exotic.  
Everyone was perfectly polite, and ever so discreet, yet we girls 
were utterly naked from the waist down.  The girls spoke 
beautiful French, so sexily, forming their mouths into pretty O's.
         'You cannot imagine how free one feels to be amongst 
strangers, yet with your pussy and ass deliciously naked.  The 
men wished a similar freedom but our hostess would not allow it.'
         "That's how she described it, anyway.  As for myself, I swear I 
will never wind up at a party with a bare ass ever again!"
         "Of course, dear," Helga agreed.  "But the party does sound sweet.  
Did the girls finally get what they'd cum for?"
         "I don't know," Julie said.  "The party was on a large yacht, 
travelling up the Seine, and my friend was only 10-years-old at the 
time.  They let her join in for a little while but then they ushered her 
out."  Helga and I looked at each other in open-mouthed surprise.  Little 
did I know that I was about to get an even bigger shock on the subject 
of little girls.
         Julie and I had become quite curious about Dan.  He'd been missing 
for several days.  We pestered Helga about his whereabouts, for she 
seemed to know where he was.  Finally Helga relented and fetched a key 
and took us downstairs to her basement.  She made us pledge not to 
interfere.
         Through a little window we saw Dan in a sealed off room of the 
cellar.  A young 12-year-old maid, her breasts just budding, had Dan 
tied spread-eagle to a sumptuous bed.  He looked like some captive 
Mars, lured to the bed by a wee siren who then sprung her net upon him.  
Dan's big cock stuck up like a flagpole.  Pre-cum drooled from its tip 
and lay in drying rivulets along his shaft.  Dan struggled in his bonds, 
jabbing at the air repeatedly with his engorged organ.  He appeared to 
be in agony.  Sweat beaded his brow.
         "Dan!" Julie gasped plaintively, touching a hand to her lips as if to 
ward off the sight.  I was equally stunned.
         "Despite what you might think, Dan is quite happy in his agony," 
Helga assured us.  "Watch on."
         Oblivious to us, the maiden began titillating Dan's penis with an 
ostrich feather.  Then, playfully, she fetched a moist cloth and sat at 
his head wiping his brow.  After a bit she went back to masturbating 
him with the feather.
         "Dan always had a bit of the masochist in him, and now one of my 
smallest, most delicate maids has got the big man totally within her 
sexual power.  She's learnt to read his body's signals, as you can see.  
Poor Dan hasn't come in days.
         "Sometimes a young lady may agree to become the sex slave of a 
man, because she loves him or simply for the thrill of it.  Here Dan has 
enslaved himself to this girl.  You must let him indulge himself, Julie.  
Do not think of him as your husband for now.  He did a good job on you as 
your groom and now has moved on to other pleasures.  Kimmy, you too 
must release him from your mind.  If you are both good girls about it I 
promise you I'll take you abroad with me when I go travelling to 
Europe."
         Julie and I brightened at this.  I'd never been anywhere, and the 
farthest Julie had ever gone was to a potato festival in Idaho.  (She'd 
been named Miss Potato, by the way, without even entering the 
contest.)  
         The prospect of going ANYWHERE sounded just marvelous to me 
and Julie.  She didn't have to work, as Dan made an excellent salary as a 
petroleum engineer.  And I lived with my mother, who had gone to Las 
Vegas to stay with her mother for the summer.  (Graciously leaving me 
behind, for the first time ever.)  So we were both free, unattached, and 
eager to explore the world.  A world seemingly stuffed with wealthy, 
powerful men who tripped over themselves to be near us.  
         Julie and I did our best over the ensuing day to forget Dan.  We 
loitered about Helga's, using her pool and playing in her big back yard.  
Then, at breakfast, Helga announced that since we seemed to have 
depleted America's decadence, it was time for us to go drain France.
         "You mean you've got tickets?" Julie gushed.  We both sat forward 
eagerly.
         "First class, on the Concorde out of Kennedy."
         "Yea!" Julie and I both shouted.  But we didn't know then what our 
mischievous, inquisitive nature would get us into.

D R E A M G I R L S  N E W S

A R T  A N D  L A W
by holy joe

         You have probably heard of the conviction of Mike Diana for 
producing Òobscenity.Ó  Mike is a teenager in Florida.  What, exactly, did 
he do, you might ask?  He would take a single sheet of paper, draw on 
it, copy it on a xerox machine, and then fold and staple the copies.  Each 
sheet of paper made one booklet, called a Òminicomic.Ó  Mike mailed 
these to friends of his and otherwise made them available to whoever 
wanted them.  And these little booklets, with drawings in them, are 
what got him convicted of Òobscenity.Ó
         Recently on the Comics portion of Usenet I was discussing the 
artist Jeff Gaither.  Jeff GaitherÕs work is quite similar to that of Mike 
Diana.  I have no doubt that the jury that convicted Mike Diana has never 
heard of Jeff Gaither, or other artists whose work is similar to MikeÕs, 
such as XEX.  In fact, jury members are often selected by a prosecutor 
for their ignorance.  Oh, they must not be totally ignorant.  They must 
know how to salute the flag, swear to tell Òthe truth,Ó and such 
nonsense, but anything more is considered a detriment.  It is preferred 
that they not know what ÒartÓ is (except as the prosecutor explains it 
to them).  At the risk of ÒpollutingÓ some future jury member, allow me 
to delve a bit into the nature of art, beginning with a description of art 
as produced by Gaither, XEX, and Mike Diana.  
         Jeff Gaither and XEX and Mike Diana all stem from a venerable and 
refined art in comics publishing, that of the Òdistorted human beingÓ 
school.  Everything is alive and active and weirdly depicted in such a 
drawing.  I first became aware of such an art form in the early 1970Õs, 
when Mike Diana wasnÕt even born yet.  Far from being part of some 
ÒobsceneÓ backwater of the small press, Òdistorted human beingÓ art is 
often done by those highly practised in drawing and inking.  XEX and 
GaitherÕs work, for instance, is totally professional in its appearance.  
The reason you donÕt see more Òdistorted human beingÓ drawing is 
because it is an elevated form of expression, rather like the Cubists or 
Picasso.  
         Most of us just stick to ÒactualÓ representations of the human 
figure (however crudely we may bring them off).  It is a rare talent that 
rises above the mundane paths trod by most of us.  Note, however, that 
the Òdistorted human beingÓ school is strictly an approach used by 
ARTISTS.  I have yet to see it attempted by, say, a WRITER (and artist) 
of comics.  In other words, someone attempting to tell a STORY with 
words and pictures does not use the Òdistorted human beingÓ approach.  
(At least, I have not seen it.)  So the reader is presented with pure art, 
pictures that are only (at most) thematically related (distorted outer 
space scenes, for instance).  So you can see how the uneducated of the 
world (often found in abundance in prosecutorÕs offices and jury boxes), 
see the minicomic consisting of Òdistorted human beingÓ scenes as 
something that is merely Òobscene,Ó without, in their mind, any 
inherent logic or purpose.  
         It is interesting to remark that in order to NOT be found obscene, art 
must have some Òsocially redeeming value.Ó  It is as if art, in and of 
itself, is obscene.  But then it is redeemed by having Òsocial value.Ó  One 
would think art is born with original sin, and only Jesus (or, in this case, 
the morays of the social community) can free it from its sin.  Without the 
benediction of the community, the art is judged ÒobsceneÓ and its creator 
is punished.  Notice, of course, that it is the contemporary community that 
judges the artistÕs work.  In olden times art depicting an unmarried 
mother might be judged obscene (depicting fornication), and no doubt in 
HitlerÕs Germany art praising Jews was judged obscene.  So the artist has 
the burden of being ÒredeemedÓ not only by human society, but by the 
human society OF THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT.  
         The primary purpose of the artist in any society is to point out the 
flaws in the contemporary societyÕs view of itself and the world.  By 
doing this, however, the artist runs the risk of violating the very norms 
which would make his art Òsocially redeeming.Ó  So it is a catch 22, your 
art is only Òsocially redeemingÓ if it isnÕt art.  To be art, it must 
challenge the contemporary societyÕs viewpoint, but in doing so it then is 
Òobscene.Ó  This is why the ÒitÕs legal as long as it isnÕt obsceneÓ 
standard must be done away with.  It violates the very notion of art. 
         In Senator ExxonÕs bill we are presented with the concept of 
Òdecency.Ó  If implemented, the State would be free to monitor your 
conversations with your wife or your girlfriend.  After all, husbands have 
been known to say naughty things to their wives, and if they say it over 
the telephone it would violate ExxonÕs Òdecency in telecommunicationsÓ 
law.  
         Let us assume you are married.  The state knows that you are 
married, and that you sometimes call your wife from work.  They suspect 
that, husbands and wives being the sexual creatures they are (by 
definition), you might say something ÒindecentÓ over the telephone to your 
wife.  So they tap your phone.  SURE ENOUGH, they hear you say, ÒI canÕt 
wait to get home, honey, to fuck your sweet little cunt!Ó  And off to jail 
you go.  God forbid that you should be unmarried, and call up a girlfriend, 
or a married man calling somebody elseÕs wife.  Senator ExxonÕs law would 
allow the state to wiretap anyone at anytime.  And can you imagine what 
might happen if you managed to tick off someone in law enforcement?  
HeÕd get himself a warrant to listen in on all your telephone 
conversations, thatÕs what he (or she) would do!  And off to jail youÕd go.  
(Just fighting the case would be time-consuming and financially difficult 
in itself.)
         In this way we see why Senator ExxonÕs ÒdecencyÓ bill, not to 
mention that hoary notion of Òobscenity,Ó must be dumped into the 
dustbin.  LetÕs try following THE LAW for once, senator Exxon.  ItÕs called 
The First Amendment.

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