ÒThis is not a book about a call girl but the governance of America and the White House and other important subjects.Ó - Harold Evans, president and publisher of Random House. (On the book by Dick Morris.) Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 103 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Bottoms in Bondage Chapter Two Suddenly she was upon me. A bat from Hell. A cat upon prey. Her arms enfolded me, pressed me in against herself. My breasts mashed against hers. Behind she grabbed my shorts and shoved them down, presenting my ass to the waiting traffic. A car turned. Suddenly my bare bottom was caught in its twin headlights! Silky, firm globes, offering themselves to public view. Cruelly, Sandra pulled open the halves of my pumpkin and showed off my hole. Then, suddenly, we were running across grass, through tall trees that cast long, deep shadows. My shorts hugged my thighs, making me want to trip. Mistress drew me by the hand, quickly, running with her in our high heels. Out back there was a carriage. Mistress led me up steps that hung from its side, thrust me into it. A shocking sight greeted my eyes. There were Rose, Linda, and Sandra. Compliantly, Sandra was having her arms lifted over her head so that they could be buckled into handcuffs that dangled from the carriageÕs ceiling. Her breasts, like twin gourds of utmost roundness and fullness, lay nakedly and unprotected upon her chest. SandraÕs mouth was open, her tongue offered. As a man dressed in the gear of a footman buckled her wrists, a woman clad in an evening gown fed her a pill. My eyes caught the label on the bottle the woman held. RU486! ÒYou will be inseminated anew upon your arrival,Ó the woman said. ÒWe do not allow pregnant women to come, but of course you may be made pregnant there,Ó the woman explained. Sandra obediently swallowed the pill. ÒThank you,Ó she said softly. She kissed the womanÕs hand, kissed the palm that had held the pill. My eyes darted to Rose and Linda. They were naked, wearing only their hoop earrings and heels. Their pretty scarfs had been replaced with dog collars. Rose looked innocent as ever, a faithful companion, like a dog that would not leave its master. Linda looked frustrated, glancing up at her shackles, pulling on them. Yet she said nothing. Her spanking had trained her to behave. ÒI found the fourth one,Ó Alexis reported to the woman. ÒGood,Ó the woman replied. ÒMaster will be pleased.Ó Reeling in shock, not knowing what to do, I found yet another horror. A plastic cup of yellow fluid was placed between each girlsÕ legs, on the carriage floor. It had the scent of urine. ÒGet out of your things,Ó Alexis ordered me. ÒI must give you a pregnancy test.Ó ÒBut I donÕt want --Ó ÒThat is why you must come,Ó Alexis said. ÒNow undress, or IÕll have my footman do it, and give him the pleasure of spanking you over his knee!Ó I turned to Sandra to ask for her help, but she merely stared at me. The woman, whose name I would later learn was Tammy, was forcing her lips apart. Sandra resisted only a little, enough to show modesty. Between her lips Tammy inserted a gag. She tied it behind SandraÕs hair, where in its mussing it formed a kind of tangled nest for the knot, as if receiving a precious egg there. I looked again at Linda, Rose. My disoriented eyes had missed it at first: they were gagged too! Linda seemed to wear hers almost as a kind of talisman, as if it spoke volumes about her forced participation in this game, showed she was not here voluntarily. No indeed, not Miss Prudence, Linda Holston. Her maiden name. SheÕd escaped her husband on her first night at SandraÕs, left him to find other women. A good bargain, sheÕd thought at the time, though no doubt now she was having second thoughts. Pretty Rose was gagged most sweetly, as if wearing a gag was the most natural thing for her, if her master wished it. Of course, she too had played the naughty nymphet on her first night at SandraÕs, escaping her master. Yet she accepted all with a kind of innocent aplomb. Remembering AlexisÕ vow, I quickly stripped off my lowered shorts, then pulled off my tee. It was tight. In yanking it up I caused my boobies to bounce. The footman, Tammy noticed. Alexis stood behind, waiting. ÒVery good,Ó Alexis said to me. She bent over and picked up my things. IÕd dropped them on the floor, carelessly. Did a part of me want this? Alexis put her hand to my back and urged me to the bench. It was hard, made of wood, with slight depressions worn into it from other passengerÕs bottoms. Other girls, perhaps as long as 100 years ago, had ridden in this carriage, I guessed. The shackles too looked worn, well- used. Made of Steel from Bethlehem when the fires still burned there. Hesitantly I sat down on the bench. I spread my fingers upon it before lowering my ass. I felt uncomfortable upon the hard, unyielding surface. ÒHave you no cushions?Ó I asked, looking up at Alexis. In answer she introduced a gag to my lips, made me take it. She knotted it at the back of my head. It made my mane of hair sweep inward where it knotted itself tightly across the back of my head. ÒLift your arms,Ó Alexis told me. Looking up, I watched as she took my raised wrists and buckled them firmly into the overhead cuffs. ÒMen will come, to ride with you,Ó Alexis said. ÒWe will stop and pick them up along the way. They have paid much to come to my party, a party you will be attending for free. Remember that you are their equal, though their ego, of course, must be satisfied. You and they will party together, enjoying everything and working hard at your pleasure. They have already suffered, holding themselves in for a two full weeks in order to earn the privilege of coming. They will be forced to give of themselves as selflessly as any girl. Keeping their egos always in mind, of course. Men and women are different, even in a state of equality.Ó She forced my knees apart. IÕd kept them close-pressed but she spread them wide, glanced at my peeping cunt to make sure it met her requirements. Tight, free of disease. ÒIf you are too tight we may have to widen you there,Ó she said absently, as if merely reading from a list of rules on how to swim. ÒNo running, no horseplaying.Ó Except this was a list of ÒYesÓ rules. Yes for widening, and many other things besides. ÒYour bottom also,Ó she added. She put her hands to my rump and drew me forward on the bench until my pussy was quite prominently in mid-air, only my rearmost bottomcheeks still perched on the wooden seat. ÒPiss,Ó she commanded, presenting a plastic cup to my cunt. In the distance Tammy slipped a strip of paper into LindaÕs pee, making sure she was not with child. I pissed vigorously, my pee hole spouting with all the champagne and cherry drinks IÕd consumed. So quick and healthy was the stream that some hit the cup and splashed out, falling in drops on AlexisÕ hand, on the bosoms within her gown. ÒAh, how naughty you are, and well-made,Ó was her only reply. She was handed a strip of litmus paper by Tammy and dipped it in the cup. ÒNot pregnant,Ó she told me happily. ÒBut thanks to RU486, we can play pregnancy games now. You are just to think of yourself as a womb from now on.Ó Her eyes, glazed perhaps with a sudden impulse of lust, regarded the soft swell of my virgin belly, my sweet flaring hips. ÒYou are to think of yourself as nothing but a womb now,Ó she said. ÒThe men are just walking sperm-pumps, but you are just a womb, nothing more. A womb and mammaries, growing large to give forth milk to hungry men and babes.Ó She kissed my thigh. Wanted, I think, to kiss my tummy, but would have had to bend like a dog to do it. She stood, fluffed her hair with her hand. ÒYou are lucky to have a mistress like Sandra,Ó she said to me, looking down at me. I sat still on the edge of my seat, flustered, frightened, my eyes wide and my lips parted with the gag. ÒShe finds parties and games for you to play, and you need only come along. So lucky. Nod and tell me that you like it. Do not be like Linda.Ó I stared at her. Whole formations of butterflies took off in my stomach. I glanced at Linda. Sullen, moody, enjoying the forcefulness of it all for it made her chaste even as she orgasmed. Had she not married? Had she not chosen the role of wife? Did she think it came with only taxes and checkbooks to balance, without a marital bed? She wanted it yet wanted to fight it. Perhaps she wanted to be punished, not even knowing her wishes, perhaps, I speculated. Wanted to be forced and raped and fucked against her will, and punished for not submitting. I gazed up at Alexis. ÒTell me!Ó she urged. With the gag on I could not explain myself. There was only yes or no. In the end, for every woman, there is only yes or no. And no sometimes means yes. Lightly I nodded my head. My curling, half-tangled locks fell about my face. My hair was dry now, soft. The wetness of the bubbles was gone. Alexis smiled, swept my hair back, kissed my forehead. ÒAh, you have the form for it,Ó she said. ÒSo slim, with such fine big bosoms, and a bottom to match. I may want to keep you all to myself, forever, just to watch your belly swell with some manÕs seed. Ah, to see you in the delivery room! We have one there, for girls who choose to stay. Or abortions can be performed in it. You may have whichever you wish, or the pill. But enough of that! We donÕt even have the men yet, do we? Perhaps they misbehaved and will be found to be empty. Then what should we girls do, hmmm? Start a nunnery?Ó She swept away then, stepped down from the carriage and closed the door upon us, locking it. Tammy had already gone, perhaps to sit with the footman up front. Perhaps on his lap, milking him. He might not be allowed to keep seed in his loins, lest he fuck the female guests. Yes they would milk him regularly, to keep him dry, I thought. He had access to very pretty girls in very compromised positions. Yet men had paid for us and expected us to be theirs. Wealthy men. Executives, corporate heads. Men who had trained years in professional schools to earn the salary that could buy them...what? Innocent young virgins, or young wives, escaped from their husbands. And Alexis, perhaps, telling them when they could wear their pants and when they must remove them. Alexis returned. She carried four light but sturdy poles in her hand, each round like a wooden dowel and about three feet in length. At either end each dowel had a leather cuff attached. Gently she spread our legs, having to fight only with Linda, who she gave a slap across the face. Our small feet were buckled into the dowels. They were spreader bars. Designed to keep us open for whatever might befall us. I glanced about, saw the offered pussies of my three companions. Blushingly we exchanged glances as Alexis departed again. Only Linda feigned disconsolance. Yet I myself felt a wave of fright wash over me as, almost immediately, the carriage lurched forward. This was no make-belive game, like our partying on the porch with the hose. Men were coming. They would be aboard soon. Down back streets we clattered, I myself feeling like one of the carriage horses as I listened to their hoofbeats. I was a womb, going to an insemination party, nothing more. My stellar grade point average, my talents on the girlsÕ softball field, my appreciation for my mother (even when I knew I must disobey her), none of that mattered now. Yet the men, intriguingly, were coming aboard as nothing but cocks. Of the walk, perhaps, but they had to meet certain requirements also. Alexis had dictated terms to them. More difficult terms, perhaps, depending on their age. The young ones would have had great difficulty holding themselves in for two whole weeks. Their balls must be on the verge of exploding! I didnÕt know much about men, but from the boys IÕd overheard at the high school they had to masturbate frequently. Or get laid a lot, if they were lucky. And the young men would spurt quickly, perhaps, unable to constrain their eager lust. Their torment, though, was almost over now, for they could cum and cum again, quickly refilling after every ejaculation. The older men, I speculated, had enjoyed a relatively easy two weeks. Their torture, though, was about to begin. Once they came, they would have trouble getting their cocks up again. They would have to be certain to hold themselves back until they were sure they could have no more fun with their toys. Once they came, the party would be over for them. They would be more likely to whip us, I realized queasily, whether to prolong the party before they came or to further their pleasure after they did. The young men would be all lust and labor, the old would be langorous satisfaction from slower, more sophisticated pleasures. The young would want to party in bed. The old would want to play rude games with us, whipping us slowly, or just watching us play amongst ourselves, entering only at the end to spend themselves in our honeyed nests. ZINE REVIEWS by holy joe Nebula #1, 50¢. Minicomic. Jeff Patterson, 34 Winter Ct., East Windsor, CT 06082. mootcomics@aol.com Review: Sitting up here on the Internet, itÕs easy to forget that some things in life arenÕt free. Hence, in honor of capitalism, I have (for free) created Holy JoeÕs Guide to Commerce: 1. Terrible service, at sky-high prices: This is the sort of business you always dread running into out on an open highway, far from home. Some unlearned yokel runs it and he knows that when you need service heÕs got you by the balls. But you can have problems with this sort of business quite close to home as well. Sears got in trouble with the State of California not too many years ago for charging customers for work on their cars which Sears didnÕt perform and which the car, in any event, didnÕt need. And I knew a person who had his car worked on at a ÔreputableÕ place where the mechanic actually fucked up his car, putting dirt into his oil. And then there are places that charge you Ôby the book rate,Õ doing one minuteÕs worth of work on your car and then charging you for an hour. In my experience, there are far too many businesses that perform terrible service at sky-high prices. 2. Lousy service, cheap price: Old folks who remember the depression gravitate to these sorts of places. The service is generally awful, but the price is very cheap! At least at a place like this you do, in fact, get what you pay for. 3. Quality service, low price: This is, of course, the best sort of place to find. There are some businesses out there that actually provide fine service at a low, competitive price. Usually you have to live in a town for awhile before you can actually figure out where a business like this is. 4. Quality service, ÒlowÓ price: Often you are much more likely to find a business like this. It does provide quality service, but the price charged, though appearing to be low, is actually a medium price. I have no objection to businesses like these. It is always a bit of a crap shoot to figure out whether a business is really charging a low price, or merely claiming to and actually charging a medium price. I figure, if you can get quality service at a medium price, youÕre doing okay. 5. Quality service, high price: This is a business that might say they charge a ÒlowÓ price, but when you do even the most cursory investigation you find youÕre hardly paying anything that could be construed as ÒlowÓ in price. About the only consolation you can have at a place like this is that you arenÕt getting terrible service at a sky-high price. ItÕs the sort of business you frequent out of habit or because you canÕt find a better deal someplace else, even though the price youÕre being charged is, in fact, not reasonable. And there are, of course, some people in this world who donÕt care what they pay. 6. Exceptional service, exceptional price: This is the sort of storybook place where you expect to rub shoulders with Donald Trump. Now, as a hobo, I donÕt have a lot of direct experience with these sorts of places. (The dress code generally prevents me from even getting past the doorman. Although, once I claimed to be a Ònew God of Rock and Roll, as seen on MTV,Ó and the doorman actually let me in!) I have found in my experience hoboing around town that often you are only getting quality service at an exceptional price. Sure, the service is fine, but it isnÕt exceptional. It is simply quality service. The added price youÕre paying is for marketing. As for this issue from Moot Comics, I found the layout to be, at times, quite interesting. There were some fun concepts bandied about, like JeffÕs mention of the ÒTechno-RabbisÓ and their ÒPrayer Generator.Ó Also, the ÒChronorchestraÓ was interesting. On the whole, though, this issue was a turgid Marvelesque excursion that started and ended noplace. A squid-like enemy serves as an Ôaction backdropÕ while our hero, Captain Nebula, tells us how he left the heroic group, The Dangernauts. No sooner has this information been conveyed, than a new version of the Dangernauts shows up, and the comic ends. This is less a first issue than a transition issue between some previous title, apparently named ÔThe Dangernauts,Õ and whatever Jeff has planned next. Hopefully the next issue will lead us into an actual adventure, with characters doing real things instead of only giving us a history lesson in fictional events. But if youÕre interested in home made comics, this is not a bad bargain. Each page is fairly clever, artistically. The only problem is there is essentially no story, only a compilation of past events. However, let me not be a reviewer who only reviews because he cannot do. HereÕs a story idea: On the Planet Venus there is a Holy Penis. It has been captured by renegade Amazon Women who are intent on using this holy African relic to gain power over all men. Captain Nebula must travel to this feminist-infested planet and recapture the holy penis before all men turn into Òsensitive fathers.Ó Will he succeed? It will be difficult, because on Planet Venus, even as he struggles to survive, he finds himself growing breasts and taking an interest in flowers. And, not to give the story away but: just as Captain Nebula has the Holy Penis within reach, the Gay Men from Mars invade and snatch it away! They intend to make every man a fag, and now Captain Nebula must sojourn to their planet and endure repeated butt-fucks as he heroically struggles to recapture the penis and return it to its home in Africa. (Okay, so it is slightly racist, sexist, and homophobic, but at least it would make for an exciting story!) AND IN THE END... WHY FUCK ÒDECENCYÓ? 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