Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 107 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Bottoms in Bondage Chapter Two Alexis removed several items, closed the door. She turned, looked at me first. In her hands she held, like some waitress holding glasses, four butt plugs. And neatly pressed between her two hands, quite full, was a clear bottle of baby oil. Squirt cap, pint top. To match the color of my bottomhole, perhaps, or my pussy or my nipples. With confident steps Alexis approached me, swaying slightly on her feet as the carriage bumped over a patch of rough ground that sent our titties bouncing. She bent, put her things down on the bench beside me, between my naked body and JeffÕs. His face had taken on a grimace. His cock, stunningly hard, waggled up and down and side to side in response to the carriageÕs movements. ÒRelax, Jeffrey,Ó Alexis said, not looking at him, as his hands groped her big, swinging breasts. ÒPlease keep your hands to yourself, but not ON yourself.Ó ÒGod, PLEASE!Ó Jeff replied. His countenance looked gruesome. A desperate man in the throes of untold arousal. He had drank more than the rest of us, boldly, boastingly. And heÕd been rewarded for it (albeit modestly, given our circumstances) by AlexisÕ tongue). ÒControl, young man,Ó Alexis admonished him. ÒYou are quite young and gorgeous, but that counts for little here. For too long youÕve been able to sweep girls off their feet just by looking at them, and fuck them at once. I am going to teach you to discipline your passion. When you leave my care you will be a REAL man, who knows his body, his cock and his balls, how to hold back and when to release. You will be able to properly serve a woman, instead of just porking young girls. Look at the lovely pussies of these young girls. Out in the real world theyÕd let you fuck them in a minute, wouldnÕt they? Look at them now, all spread for you, and desperate. Yet I will not allow you to have any right now. No sex for Jeffrey. Later you will be asked to perform, though, and then I expect you to do very well, coming neither too soon nor too late, but timed perfectly for mine or some other femalesÕ pleasure.Ó She had pity on him then, touched his cock lightly, between her fingers, and patted it on its head with her other hand, like a puppy that was being good. ÒHold in your sperm. With five pussies on hand youÕll need to pump and pump when the time comes. But we are not at our destination yet.Ó Alexis reached down behind me, slipped a finger into the length of my bottomÕs groove. ÒRise, Lisa,Ó she ordered. Awkwardly, like a nervous filly, I stood as best I could in the rolling carriage. I looked like some newborn filly, my legs recklessly wide, held by the spreader bar. Above me my wrists still remained shackled. My bosoms, full and round, responded eagerly to every jolt of the coach. Squeamishly I watched as Alexis took the baby oil bottle from the bench. She lifted it to my ass, so wobbly, so conveniently presented, and deftly poked the squirt tip into my hole. ÒUrch!Ó I gritted, feeling the knob enter my tightness. Then a long tongue-like spurt shot up my insides, coating them, followed by three more. I was being spermed, by Johnson and JohnsonÕs. Industrial sperm it was, and I would have sleek oiled babies pop from my bottom before the night was through, all brown colored with little nuts speckling them. But now, watching Alexis fretfully, my neck straining back, I watched her take the bottle from me and pick up a cock-plug. It was wicked looking, short and stubby, with a flange at its base to keep the whole thing from being forced within me. Alexis squirted it all over with baby oil, trying to keep the oil from running onto her fingertips, where she held it at its base. She succeeded, largely, but my butt would not be so lucky. Alexis reached behind me, pried apart my asscheeks with amazingly strong fingers. Opened by her, I gasped. ÒYou are strong-fingered, maÕam,Ó I breathed. My voice was muffled by my gag but she nodded understandingly. She had done this before, to other girls, ungagged. She knew what I would say, how I would react, long before I did. She was practised, experienced. Girls had been opened by her before, commenting on their own denouement, helpless to disobey, afraid to complain. The air came cool to my opened anus. My virgin anus, held open by Alexis. ÒI have milked many men with my fingers,Ó Alexis smiled. Her voice was soft. Suddenly she thrust the broad plug up me with merciless vigor. I squawked, screeched, a violated songbird. An egg was not being taken from my nest but put within, forcefully. A foreign egg, going where it did not belong. Up it went, I shook all over, my golden hair sweeping about my face. ÒIt is but a training plug, dear, you need not put on such a show,Ó Alexis admonished. ÒYou will wear it to broaden you there, to make you more readily accessible to the male penis. This is just a beginnerÕs plug. Later you will be given larger ones, in succession, until your ring is able to effortlessly receive whatever a man wishes to give you. Do you feel stretched?Ó She caressed my cheek. I nodded, a scared child having just swallowed something mommie told me not to. Up my butt instead of down my throat. There had been no unhappy yummie face to warn me, just a plain butt plug, fetchingly shaped like a penis. ÒIt is just a ring of muscle, inside you can accommodate most anything. But the ring, it resists. We must stretch it out so you will not be so difficult to fuck. MasterÕs orders, darling. Enjoy them.Ó She plopped me back down on the seat. I felt a discomforting jolt as the plug was forced even deeper by the weight of my ass. The carriage bounced, the plug reminded me of its presence. In sitting I felt an even more worrisome fullness, if it could possibly be thought of as such. It was a fullness of my bladder. The wine and ladled water was coming back to haunt me now. Oh, God! I had to pee! And just glancing at Alexis I knew she knew too, and wasnÕt going to let me. How easy it would be to just piss out between my spread legs, a spring spouting from within my honeyed dell. But it would ruin the floor of the carriage, so old, so grand. With squirming hips I looked up at Alexis, mouthed words of desperation over my gag. ÒHold yourself in, dear,Ó she replied with a smile. ÒYou and Jeffrey both must learn control, I see.Ó She turned, left me bereft with my ass plugged and my bladder full, my pussy aflame. She did Sandra next, inserting the plug as Sandra tried to take it gracefully, jerking a little. She got a bigger one than the rest of us, I noticed. Poor girl. She was not that much older than us but they picked on her anyway, since sheÕd been our mistress. Rose was next, mewling and difficult, but not purposely so. Linda was her naughty self, wriggling like a fish to avoid her inevitable denouement, finally crying aloud as Alexis rammed the thing home. The carriage rolled on. The four of us felt every awful bounce of it now, our bladders registering their fullness within us. We wriggled shamelessly now, four women reduced to schoolchildren, thinking of nothing save our pussies, wanting to pee and rub ourselves. There would be naptime. We would piss in our beds and frig ourselves with crazy abandon. Teacher would spank us afterwards, finding our wet spots. Alexis sat down in ArthurÕs lap. She had to pee too, I saw, for she placed her hand tastefully between her legs and held herself. Then, inspired, she turned her head to Arthur and they began kissing. She did not frig herself, though, and he but caressed her figure with his fingertips. Their mouths, though, not ruled by any dictates from Master, kissed wantonly, luridly, their tongues plunging deep and twisting together, exploring, raping. Jeff grabbed me by my hair and turned my face to his. He tore off my gag. He kissed me, passionately, before a word could escape my lips. My mouth opened to his and we let our saliva mix. I felt his tongue probing me deeply and wished it was his cock. My hands were shackled, though, I could not reach it. Scotty liberated RoseÕs mouth. He kissed her, she did not complain, did not even say anything in the few seconds his fumblings left her ungagged and unkissed. Linda, watching, mewled her disapproval. Sandra said nothing, looked down and watched her titties jiggle as the carriage continued on. A stop. At first it felt strange, not moving. Quickly the door opened and a man strode in. He wore eighteenth-century garb. A light mask crossed over his eyes, hiding his identity. Within the eyeholes of the mask I saw steely eyes. ÒMaster!Ó Alexis cried. She had still been kissing Arthur when he entered. He gave her face a solid slap, though not one that could hurt a woman, but one hard enough to wake her up. Alexis put a hand to her injured cheek, regarded him. ÒSir, they must pee quite badly. Let us take them in at once,Ó she said. He slapped her again, harder. She clutched at her pussy as if the bold sting of the slap would make her pee. MAGAZINE REVIEWS by holy joe Swank Confidential, December 1996, $5.99 Review: Recently I applied for welfare benefits. And they told me, ÒIn order to get welfare, you have to work!Ó This seemed rather an oxymoron to me given that, if I had a job, I wouldnÕt need welfare. (Well, maybe just a little.) So I decided, since I have to go talk to the welfare lady again tomorrow, that I better accept responsibility for my life and go out and get a job and be a Working Man and do work. As a result, I have founded the Holy Joe Research Center. My job is to research human sexuality. You might think, ÒthatÕs hardly unique.Ó But I had a special niche. I have seen lots of polls of adults and sex, and teens and sex, but I have never seen a poll on pre-teens and sex. So I was going to go around to all the elementary schools and ask all the little girls about their sex lives. And I had a questionnaire all prepared. It took me three whole hours of work to create it, sitting in the library and looking at the little girls and wondering about their sex lives. For instance: 1. How many blow jobs do you give per day? (DonÕt worry. I was prepared for the question, ÒWhatÕs a blow job?Ó A good researcher is ALWAYS prepared!) And I had many other questions ready too. But my friend holy shit told me he had served time in jail for a similar research project he undertook on that subject. So, I decided to pursue an easier line of work. In my job, I will review Sex magazines! This is a lot of work, believe me. Just carrying all the sex magazines out of the store is hard work in itself. Then you have to go through them, page by page, and look at all the tits and cunts (and the dicks too, unfortunately). And also you have to look at all the assholes. Now, as part of my Research Center, I have prepared my first report on a sex magazine. (So I can impress the welfare lady). Here it is: Persia and Yvonne (pg. 56): Ah, the hospital! Having been a patient in a hospital a few times (not a mental hospital, I hasten to add) I can relate to this pictorial. Going to the hospital is similar to bondage, in my opinion. You donÕt have anything immediately wrong with you. But, in order to exorcise certain physical demons which will afflict you in the future, you agree to undergo pain today. In this pictorial Yvonne goes in for her yearly physical. Somehow, she immediately winds up as an inpatient in a hospital bed! She is very attractive. And her nurse is not only attractive, she is dressed like every manÕs Dream Nurse! Yvonne is reassured by the nurse that there wonÕt be too much pain. Then, her panties are carefully removed by the nurse. The nurse proceeds to an exam. We arenÕt shown the taking of blood pressure, temperature, pulse, and all the other things I remember from all the physicals IÕve had. Instead, the physical consists of Yvonne having her vagina explored! And it is very intimately explored too, not just by some gloved doctor with probes, but by the nurseÕs tongue! The nurse also uses a popsicle stick, which I had not previously identified as an instrument used in vaginal exams, but thatÕs why I founded my Research Center, to learn stuff! In addition to having her vagina examined by the nurseÕs tongue, little Yvonne also has her butthole examined. Unfortunately, no report is given to the reader regarding the nurseÕs opinion of the health of YvonneÕs butthole. So I was forced to make a determination for myself. I spent many hours of Work staring at YvonneÕs butthole. And now I have reached a diagnosis. YvonneÕs butthole is perfectly healthy, but it is too small. It needs to be widened. This is best accomplished naturally, through the use of the male penis. Now, as the director of a Research Center devoted to human sexuality, let me assure Yvonne that I am available to oversee the widening of her butthole should she determine that professional help is needed. Also, since she will be my first live subject, I will waive my normal fee of $2,000. Now this brings up another point. I was reading about sex recently in a sex book. (All part of having a Job and doing a dayÕs work, IÕm sorry to say, but IÕm a Working Man now, not just a pervert.) And in this book it said that some women must have their hymen surgically removed because itÕs too thick. Now, ladies, surgery is dangerous. Any surgical operation carries certain risks. However, these risks can be avoided through holy joeÕs Ônatural openingÕ program. I figure, since IÕm currently offering to waive my normal fee, you should see me before you see a doctor. Give me some time in bed with you and I promise that I will do my utmost to pierce your hymen! Also, we should work on your butthole at the same time, so you wonÕt have to make a second visit. And I encourage you to enroll in my Ôoral skillsÕ program too. This will ensure that no man can ever choke you by sticking his dick in your mouth. (Men have been known to do this, alas.) My Ôoral skillsÕ program will teach you how to handle a man if you should ever find yourself in a situation where a man is trying to impose himself on your mouth. Also, my Ôoral skillsÕ program carries a 100 percent guarantee. If you should ever experience difficulty in swallowing a manÕs penis after graduating from my program, you may enroll again for free. ReadersÕ Confessions (pg. 5) contains some beautiful photos of a female attempting to swallow a manÕs dick. But she seems not to have had the benefit of holy joeÕs Ôoral skillsÕ program, because mostly she just seems to be playing with the manÕs dick, instead of swallowing it down. Let me assure her that I will waive my fee at ANY time if a professional model like her should wish to gain more confidence in this area. All aspiring porno models should enroll in my program. When you get your first job you need to know exactly what to do, so you donÕt blow your audition. Girls Loving Girls (pg. 69) portrays a sad tale. Two women sexually abuse each other because they donÕt have a man to do it to them. They strip off each otherÕs clothes, one girl puts the other to bed, and then they kiss and love each other with their dainty little tongues. So sad. Perhaps they are afraid of having a manly dude like me in their life. But thatÕs why we have research centers on human sexuality: to help lesbians become real women and learn how to swallow penises and good stuff like that. As the Lord says, ÔI did not create Eve and Eve, I created Joe and Eve.Õ Or something. Anyway, youÕre not a real woman, my dear lesbians, unless youÕve had a man in you. Trust me on this. On a broader subject, I have been trying to figure out why the Ôthird tierÕ of sex magazines, like this one, are not Ôfirst tier.Õ No offense to Swank Confidential, but I didnÕt even know the name of this magazine when I bought it. And if I didnÕt have to write a review of it, I probably would have just jacked off over it a billion times without ever knowing its name! So why is it that when IÕm jacking off over Playboy, I know IÕm jacking off over Playboy. And Penthouse. And Hustler (sometimes). But why is it that when I jack off over Swank Confidential, I do it in ignorance? The conclusion I have reached is this: First, Swank Confidential is a stupid name. Do they think I believe that these are real confessionals by real people? Second, none of the girls in this magazine are presented as anything other than fictitiously named (or anonymous) models. I could understand this if the girls were ugly. But many of them are quite beautiful. My feeling is, if Swank Confidential got a better title for itself, say, ÔHoly JoeÕs Favorite Girls,Õ it would be more memorable to the reader. Also, if we knew who these girls were, it would be more memorable. The girls should be presented as real people, in addition to being lovely ass- licking sluts. I mean, you would think it would be hard to get one girl to lick another girlÕs ass in a nationally-distributed magazine. Having a page or two on who she is would, youÕd think, be the easy part. I mean, I donÕt know where to look up this monthÕs Playmate of the Month, but I do know enough about her to form the illusion in my mind that I know her as a real person. With the girls in Swank Confidential, I have no idea who any of these females are. So they remain forever anonymous, in a stupidly- named magazine. This, in my opinion, is why the Ôthird tierÕ porno magazines remain third tier. They have stupid names and feature anonymous girls. So the problem for these magazines is simply a marketing problem. Many of these magazines, dollar for dollar, are worth much more than any given issue of Playboy. These magazines are LOADED with pictorials, many of them quite nicely done. But because of poor marketing, they remain at the bottom of the porno barrel. I will miss the next Playboy if I donÕt see it. I will miss the next Penthouse. I will even miss the next Mayfair. But you know what? If I never see Swank Confidential again, I wonÕt miss it. And thatÕs sad. This is a good issue. I assume their other issues have been good also. But, like I said, if I hadnÕt written a review of this magazine, I would never even have known its name, even though I spent $5.99 to acquire it. This concludes my first report from the Holy Joe Research Center. Remember, IÕm not a pervert. IÕm a working man, just doing his dayÕs work. Now, for my free time, IÕll visit the restroom. (Hmmm, this looks just like my workplace! Same roll of toilet paper and everything.) I guess IÕm a workaholic. Do you think I could apply for WorkmenÕs Compensation for compulsively working too much? AND IN THE END... QUOTE OF THE MONTH ÒLacking anything better to do, AmericaÕs Senate has been busying itself banning something that is not legal anyway.Ó - The Economist (on Gay marriage), September 7, 1996, pg. 20. ----------------------- Fuck Decency! ----------------------- -Free Fuck Decency e-mail subscriptions: send (18 or up) age statement to: roller666@aol.com -To unsubscribe: Send $100.00 to The North American Man/Boy Love Association, P.O. Box 174, Midtown Station, New York, NY 10018. -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/roller666 Diapergirls! (CuntCastle2d) -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/roller6666 CuntCastle3b here! -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/nnd666 NEW! PassionsPlaypen4b -Back issues at Usenet newsgroup: alt.poop? -or send e-mail to: file.request@backdrop.com -Free minicomics: send a stamped, self-addressed envelope & age statement to: Jim Corrigan, P.O. Box 3663, Phenix City, AL 36868 U.S.A. VIOLATED by AOL? 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