Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 245
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Cunt Castle
Chapter Two
Finishing my bath, the girls had drawn me out and toweled me with a
kind of introspective curiosity. They patted me down carefully with a big,
soft towel.
ÒYou have such fine skin,Ó Sylvia, the nurse, the one for whom a
branding was in store, told me. She seemed a little like a doctor
evaluating a patient. She scared me, yet she was very considerate, very
kind. She studied my bottom, though I tried to twist away. She parted my
cheeks and looked within, ignoring my squirmings. She studied my hole.
A hope was dawning within me, even as I watched the sun until it
became too bright for my eyes, that Polly and I would just play here, being
children really, and never having to submit to men unless we truly wished
to. But how would that make us grown-ups? WeÕd still be little brats
when we left, picking and choosing, doing or not, entirely as we pleased,
and suffering no consequences. It would hardly train us to be mothers,
with morning sickness, blood tests, birthing, nursing, and all the other
motherly chores. Yet, the night had passed and, exhausting as it had been,
It had been less than I faced at Abandon Gardens, or with Max. Perhaps
Rose was simply too sweet to really test it. I must admit, IÕd be grateful
to her if that were the case. Yet, if Louis, my lover, was really calling the
shots, I could not believe that heÕd let me (or, wicked man that he was,
little Polly) content ourselves with limo rides and visits to saloons.
After my bath Joanne and Sylvia had seated me on a bidet. They told
me IÕd be cleansed here after fucking. There was a small porcelain ledge
at the back of the bidet on which I was able to rest the outermost cheeks
of my bottom. The rest, joining with my thighs, was left free, so that
water could be forced into my privates. There was no need for that now.
Joanne and Sylvia had me lift my legs up and rest them on the opposite
sides of the bidet. They knelt on either side of me and painted my toenails
for me. Then they drew out my hands and did my fingernails. Finally,
using a makeup kit, they pencilled my eyelashes, put lipstick on me, and
brushed and fixed my hair. My blonde locks were piled atop my head so
that all of my slender back could be seen. A few locks dangled down
before my eyes. They did not bother to discipline those. They said they
made me look pretty.
Prepared in this most exacting way for bed, I was taken out to the
place where I would sleep. It was the same room as before, but now the
canopy had been put upon the bed, by unknown servants. I gasped when I
saw it. The girls just smiled. Sylvia patted my bottom and urged me
toward the bed. When my knees bumped the side of it they stopped me.
Joanne pulled back the bedcovers and Sylvia turned me around and had me
sit down on the edge of the bed. Or, rather, had me scoot myself up onto
it. The bed was high. When I sat on it I found my feet dangling over the
floor. I could not touch it.
Joanne brought a pair of manacles from the dresser beside the bed.
TheyÕd lain within a drawer, hidden. Now she slipped them over my
wrists, giving one to Sylvia, so that each of them confined one of my arms
in the steel. It was light, like Mithril, as if drawn by dwarves from the
depths of Middle-Earth. IÕd read that book by Tolkien, when I was little. I
liked the hobbits in it.
I flexed my arms and looked at my new bracelets. There were hooks
in them so they could be locked together.
ÒWhat are these for?Ó I asked.
ÒYou must wear them as a guest here,Ó Sylvia said softly to me. I
shifted my bottom on the cool sheets of the bed. I looked at her hands.
ÒWhere are yours?Ó I asked. She had none, nor did Joanne.
Sylvia pointed to a metal bracelet round her upper arm. My eyes
widened. I saw that both she and Joanne were Ôequipped,Õ as one might
say, with bracelets halfway between their shoulders and elbows. And the
bracelets had the same lockets on them as mine did. Their arms, if
clipped together, would be pulled back so far it promised instant pain.
VIDEO REVIEW
by holy joe
PlayboyÕs TWINS & Sisters Too, $19.95. VHS, Color, 55 minutes. PBV
0805.
Review: I saw a ÔtrailerÕ for Twins. (At the beginning of PlayboyÕs
video, Spring Break.) The trailer for Twins made me want to rush right
out and buy it! I almost turned off Spring Break, just so I could go buy
Twins. Fortunately, however, I stayed home and jacked off to Spring Break
instead. When I finally got around to buying Twins (the next day), I found
myself disappointed. Once again, Playboy has over-promised and under-
delivered.
Twins has approximately four quality shots in it. ThatÕs it. Each one
is very short, and can only really be appreciated if you watch the shots in
frame-by-frame slow motion. Everything else on this tape isnÕt worth
watching, in my opinion.
Now, let me make a disclaimer in regards to that last statement.
There are, in this world, some men who go around saying, ÒShe has a great
body.Ó ThatÕs really all they care about. You could hand them a mannikin,
and theyÕd say, ÒShe has a great body.Ó
All of the females in this video have Ôgreat bodies.Õ Also, quite a
number of the females in this video are OLD. So if all you care about is
some old hag (i.e. a mature female) with a Ôgreat bodyÕ, you will love this
video.
However, females are like wine, in my opinion. The fact that some
female has a great body hardly cuts any mustard with me. (Although I
might cut a fart.)
A female should have a cute face. If she has a cute face, and a great
body, sheÕs almost certain to have a Ôcute but naughty girlÕ personality.
And, in addition, she should be young. Nobody cares about a ÔnaughtyÕ 30-
year-old. She should be young and cute and sassy enough that the
feminists are outraged. Then IÕm happy. The fact that sheÕs a) a woman
and b) has a great body means nothing at all to me. (In fact, it tends to
outrage me that someone wasted film on such a person, especially if IÕm
the one whoÕs wound up paying for it.)
If youÕre a connoisseur of females, I shall now detail for you the
very FEW scenes in this video which are of outstanding quality.
In the first vignette, we are presented with three girls. They are
sitting together, with their clothes on. The first girl to speak, Karen,
says she likes ÒHaving a bath.Ó That is probably the best shot in the
entire video. The way she says it: first saying it, then looking rather
embarrassed that she said it, then finding a bit of courage and smiling
quite confidently into the camera, then feeling a little embarrassed
again... what a great shot! You have to watch it in slow motion to get the
full effect of it. Even her sisters, who are far less attractive than she is,
look quite sexy saying how they like to take Òbubble baths.Ó
However, these three sexy females do not take a bath. (That
happens, rather inconsequentially, at the end of the film.) Instead, they
wash a car. For some reason, this first nude vignette (washing a car), is
shot on video tape. It looks really shitty. The whole car washing vignette
is mostly ruined by the fact that it was shot on video. In any event,
however, it is still a decent vignette. Of particular interest to me were
the shots from an overhead camera. You see the three girls washing the
car, and you think theyÕre wearing bikinis. But when you look more closely
(still looking through the overhead camera), you realize that theyÕre nude!
That is a great shot, but unfortunately it isnÕt dwelled on. (Nothing is, in
a Playboy video, which is why they tend to be so shitty.)
There are several other potentially great shots in the car washing
vignette, of the girls squirting each other with water. However, they are
mostly ruined because some idiot tried a fancy special effect, blending
two shots together. What might have been a terrific shot is instead a
ÔblendedÕ shot. This obscures the very thing the camera was trying to
catch.
Next up is a vignette featuring two maids. (IÕm deliberately skipping
over the vignettes in this video that arenÕt worth watching.)
In the maid vignette, two maids pretend to dust a middle-aged manÕs
apartment. One maid has a cute face. The other doesnÕt. Both maids are
blonde. The cute one is fairly young. Neither maid, however, has a
particularly great body. (Both have small tits. Their waists are too wide
in relation to their hips. I saw some unsightly moles on their bodies.)
The maids dust the manÕs apartment with their clothes on. They
dust his apartment in the nude. Neither of those scenes is very
interesting. What is interesting is where they are filmed undressing each
other.
Each undressing scene lasts very briefly. The first is of the
unattractive maid undressing the cute maid. You see her pull down the
underskirt of the cute maid, leaving her with only an Ôouterskirt.Õ The
ÔouterskirtÕ is obviously too short. ThatÕs one of the best scenes on this
video, in my opinion.
The other exciting scene in the maid vignette is of the cute maid
undressing the unattractive maid. We are told it is later in the evening.
The cute maid is now clothed again. She must undress her sister. When
she does, we see that her sister is wearing a very slim dog collar. And
she has on extremely small, slinky black panties. What a great shot!
Unfortunately, it lasts only a second, and can only be admired in Ôframe-
by-frameÕ slow motion.
We donÕt get to see the maid, stripped to her collar and panties,
actually walk around in them. In the very next shot, the panties are
already gone. SheÕs simply walking around naked. ItÕs very boring. She
has a shitty face, is old, and has a boring body. Who wants to see her walk
around naked? But for the next five minutes we do.
Now this brings up another point. Frequently, in a Playboy video, we
will see a girl wearing a bra. Then, that scene will cut to another, where
her bra clasp is already undone. We see her let the bra slide off her arms.
I donÕt want to see any more scenes like this.
Let me tell you what I want to see. I want to see the ENTIRE
undressing process. I want to see the girl STRUGGLING with her bra clasp.
And I especially want to see this: when a girl is shown in panties, donÕt
cut to her not wearing panties. Show her panties coming off! I want to
see the ENTIRE process of her panties being removed. This makes her more
like a real female, instead of just some cartoon. (You can even show her
taking a break, pulling down her panties to go to the bathroom, if you like.
I wonÕt mind.)
Next up (in terms of quality), we have two young blondes. One is
cute, one isnÕt. But the difference is entirely in their faces. Their bodies
are identical. TheyÕre both a little skinny. One of them has on very, very
sexy panties. They are very low cut. There is just a small triangle of
cloth for this girlÕs pussy and bottom crack. ThatÕs all there is to these
panties. The rest of her panties consists of the waist band. It would be
similar to a guy cutting away everything on his Jockey shorts except the
waist band, leaving only the smallest of pouches for him to try to hide his
equipment behind. Anyway, getting back to the female anatomy, this girlÕs
panties are really fun to look at. (She looks better with them on than
naked, in my opinion, although I didnÕt mind seeing her naked too.)
Anyway, these two twins squirt each other with a hose in a barn. One of
them pretends to dangle by her wrists from an overhead rope. All in all,
itÕs a quality vignette. It just didnÕt last long enough or linger long enough
on the panties, the squirting, and the rope-dangling. But itÕs one of the
best vignettes in the video.
Next up, in terms of quality, we have four sisters. None of them is
particularly attractive, but donÕt hit fast forward yet! They make up for
their lack of looks by having a lusty spirit. In this vignette, we see one
girl bent over anotherÕs knee. The camera has to shoot past the naked
bottom of a sister who is standing up in order to film the nude bottom of
the girl who is bent over her sisterÕs knee. As we look at her naked
bottom (bent over her sisterÕs knee), we see a hair brush come down. It
comes down quite hard. And then it happens again. Even more exciting, all
four sisters are, at this point, totally nude, so that the hairbrush could
potentially wind up striking all their bottoms! Unfortunately, as soon as
the second hairbrush whack is delivered, that scene ends.
A pillow fight follows. This proved to be mostly boring. It was
obscured by special effects, which look like ÔsparklesÕ spread all over the
screen. Once again, one has to ask, ÔWhat was Playboy thinking?Õ I really
do not buy a Playboy video to watch dopey special effects obscure luscious
female bodies. I am interested in LOOKING at the naked females. ThatÕs
why I paid over $20.00 for this video! Who in GodÕs name would think I
want special effects coming between my eyes and the female bodies? In
addition to this, some of the pillow fight footage is shot in black and
white. (Even the hairbrush scene, described above, is in black and white.)
I donÕt know how many times I have to harp on this, but, black and white is
not acceptable in a video featuring nude females! Woody AllenÕs
ÔManhattanÕ is acceptable in black and white, but thatÕs because nobody
pays to see young female flesh nude in it. (Just clothed young female
flesh.) In a film featuring NUDE females, the camera work has to be in
color. (Without special effects.)
Now, there is a minor exception to what IÕve just stated.
Sometimes, as in the hairbrush scene (mentioned above), black and white,
particularly if itÕs blue-tinted, can add an eerie Ôbondage qualityÕ look to
the footage. It makes the footage rather sensational, in appearance, if the
girls are in a bondage-type situation and the film is blue-tinted, black and
white. But such a technique should be used sparingly and should be
interspersed with lots of footage showing the girls in color too.
The best part about the four sisters pillow-fighting is at the end.
The pillows have all been torn apart during the fighting. There are down
feathers everywhere. The girls are literally sitting in them and, when one
of them stands up, you see that she has down feathers stuck in her butt
crack! What a great shot that is. Unfortunately, it lasts for one second.
Finally, the original three sisters who began the video rejoin us for
the finale. ItÕs a champagne bubble bath in a big hot tub. ThatÕs part of
the problem. I really couldnÕt get into the idea of these three girls
hanging around in some giant, bubble-filled hot tub. I think I would have
much preferred to see the three of them undress and try to squeeze
themselves into a regular-sized tub. Instead, we have what is essentially
a Ôglamour bath,Õ a giant hot tub overflowing with bubbles, and the girls
mawking at the camera. IÕm sure all three of them went home that
evening and had wonderful, intimate bubble baths with their boyfriends.
But what you and I got, on this tape, was just three girls making faces at
the camera and showing off in a very UNintimate way. The vignette is
largely a waste of tape.
There are, however, two brief, excellent shots in it. Karen, who is
probably the best-looking girl in this video (and is the one who speaks at
the very beginning) pours champagne over her nude bottom. ItÕs fun
watching the champagne flow over her bottom, but what is really fun is
when the camera lifts to her face. You get a wonderful shot of her
wiggling the empty champagne bottle over her shoulder (pouring out the
last drops of it on her bottom). Even better than the sight of that long-
necked bottle wiggling, however, is her face. She has the cutest, most
wonderful face, and again she manages to look just a little embarrassed,
yet in the end confident, as she empties the bottle of liquor onto her bare
ass.
Finally, at the end of the hot tub vignette, we get another shot of
Karen. SheÕs facing with her ass toward the camera and, I must admit,
this girlÕs bottom is so round and perfect, I wondered if there were such a
thing as Ôass implants.Õ Really, this girl has a stunning bottom. She
sticks it into the camera and it looks red! Did someone whack her bottom?
Did the steam from the hot tub make it all rosy? I have no idea. But itÕs a
great shot, Karen sticking her ass out. My only wish was that the scene of
her saying she likes Òhaving baths,Ó at the beginning of this tape, was
closer in proximity to the ending shot of her sticking her reddened bottom
out. Of course, itÕs not uncommon for Playboy to do something like this,
taking two shots that should go together and putting them on opposite
ends of the tape. You can always count on Playboy to wreck a great video
sequence.
Now the most famous vignette in this video is one IÕve skipped
entirely. It involves two lissome brunettes having an intimate, candle-lit
bath. One sister drags a bath sponge rather roughly over her sisterÕs
breasts. That was a good shot. Also, they french kiss, which was another
good shot. But, on the whole, the vignette was quite unexciting. It might
have been better if the girls had been shown undressing for their bath, and
filling the tub. Instead, one girl is already in the tub when the vignette
begins, and the other is already nude. In the old days Playboy would dwell
on a girl in her clothes and then show her undressing and, finally, getting
into the bath, into bed, (whatever). Then, if you were lucky, theyÕd even
show her getting back out of the bath again. You got to see the complete
sequence of events. But, as in this vignette, we are robbed of those
ÔnormalizingÕ sequences. Instead, both girls are already nude, one is
already in the tub. ItÕs like watching two cartoon characters. They donÕt
really wash each other, instead they just pass a sponge over each otherÕs
bodies. Then the vignette ends. We never see them get out of the tub, or
dry off. For all I know both girls are still there, washing but not washing,
forever frozen in some cartoon-like existence. And so thatÕs why I donÕt
mention this vignette as being one of the best. ItÕs an okay vignette, but
it doesnÕt have anything very exciting in it.
Well, thatÕs PlayboyÕs Twins. If you buy it, and watch it twice,
youÕll be finished with this video. There just isnÕt enough quality material
on it to make it worth more than one or two viewings. And the shots IÕve
described as being the best can only really be appreciated if seen in
frame-by-frame slow motion.
AND IN THE END...
JEWEL ON WOMEN
ÒMany women today are very serious, and bear their womanhood as a
cross. I donÕt really feel that way ... burdened by my womanhood, at all!
- Charlie Rose, March 3, 1997.
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