--------------------------------------------------------------- PROBLEMS? Please try viewing this with Netscape Navigator. --------------------------------------------------------------- HAMILTON SELLS OUT ! by holy joe Today I received word from a (lowly-placed) source at Barnes and Noble that David HamiltonÕs book, The Age of Innocence, is completely sold out. The earliest one will be able to buy it is Òmid to late April, at which time you will have to come in and re-order it.Ó Once again attempts by the religious right to suppress speech have backfired! You would think they would learn a lesson from this, but they donÕt. ThatÕs because their real purpose is to fleece their followers for Òdonations.Ó Without that never-ending flow of donations, the right-wing big-wigs would have to go out into the world and get real, productive jobs. I wonder what the next big Ôreligious rightÕ controversy will be? The lack of shelter for the homeless? Feeding starving children in Iraq? Or will it be yet another ridiculous controversy like this, over a book? Guess what I did when the Barnes and Noble store I went to told me I couldnÕt order HamiltonÕs book, The Age of Innocence, until mid to late April? I went online. I went straight to: http://www.amazon.com Amazon still has HamiltonÕs book, The Age of Innocence, in stock, and Òavailable immediately.Ó They are only asking $31.50 for this book, even though I was charged $45.00 for it at the Barnes and Noble store. Still, I was worried about using my credit card online. But AmazonÕs web page says, ÒNone of the 1.5 million customers who have shopped at Amazon.com have reported fraudulent use of their credit card as a result of purchases made at Amazon.com.Ó Amazon.com also has other books available by David Hamilton: A Place in the Sun, and Twenty Five Years of an Artist. Of course, despite many glowing reviews of HamiltonÕs The Age of Innocence posted on the Amazon.com web site, some people donÕt like it. One person wrote, ÒAs a mother and a woman, I am incensed that this type of book is created and made available.Ó I also went to the Barnes and Noble web site. While my hat is off to Barnes and Noble for selling this book (and my pants, too), I found their web site to be difficult and uninformative. A search for ÒHamiltonÓ at Amazon.com brought ÒThe Age of InnocenceÓ right up. But a search for ÒHamiltonÓ at Barnes and NobleÕs web site brought up Alexander Hamilton! Who wants to read about some guy whoÕs been dead for over 200 years when you can look at naked girls? There were also no reviews to read at the Barnes and Noble web site, or any other handy, useful information about David Hamilton, Jock Sturges, Sally Mann, and other authors that have been mentioned as part of this Ôcontroversy.Õ On the other hand, you can pay even less for The Age of Innocence by using the Barnes and Noble web site. They claim to be selling it for $27.96, with shipment Òin 2 - 3 Days.Ó Why can you order this book from their web site, but not from their store? My advice, if you want any book at all, is to use the Amazon.com web site. If youÕve not seen David HamiltonÕs work, how best to describe it? I found one readerÕs description apt. He called the girls in it Òlittle white doves.Ó Another reader, responding to a book by Sally Mann, but with a comment that I found equally applicable to Hamilton, wrote: ÒThe subjects consist of a largely invisible segment of society. ... The book [is] groundbreaking... in honoring and respecting these girls as worthy subjects of fine art.Ó Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Still Searching? http://www.amazon.com Issue No. 353 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Dungeon of Desire Chapter Four ÒYes, thatÕs it,Ó Katy encouraged us. She stroked our backs. Dick could not find space for his big penis and was forced immediately to plunge it into the glory hole as he mounted the bench. I heard a sliding sound, or imagined I did, of hardened flesh pushing within the slick steel rings. TheyÕd been greased to accept him. He had only to poke himself within and the fat and lard smeared on the rings took him within themselves, offering no resistance, letting him slip right in to his fate. And then, quite distinctly, I did hear Dick gasp as two prongs within the ringed tube separated, like tongs, and then closed again on his cock. ÒDonÕt back up. ItÕs dangerous!Ó Katy laughed. She told Dick what was happening to him. ÒWithin the lining of rings lie two slim bits of metal, a little sharp at the end. Have you ever driven over prongs in a parking lot?Ó ÒUm, yeah. ThatÕs what it feels like,Ó Dick answered. His voice was calm and controlled, but I could sense a deep fear brooding in him, yet at the same time an astonishment that he could be so completely made captive. And by a girl, with just a clever set of rings in a hole in the wall. And in such an unlikely way; by his erect penis. ÒI can feel, well, within the rings, two prongs,Ó Dick explained out loud, as if to convince himself that this was really happening. ÒI pushed in okay, but if I try to pull out the sharp ends of the prongs dick into the flesh of my penis. TheyÕre pressing down just at their tips, behind the flanged head of my cock...Ó Dick had studied pre-med and he knew all the terminology. He seemed to be attempting to explain his situation clinically, as if reason, and not the spending of his passion, would save him. Even then, I feared, he might not get back out. However much he might reduce his size by shooting out his sperm, the tongs would still be pressing inward, their sharp points preventing his cockhead from withdrawing. ÒShove yourself in a little more, dear. I want the prongs not directly against your penis crown. Let them press against your shaft. ThatÕs it, press yourself completely against the wall,Ó Katy said. She placed both her palms firmly against the underside of his bare bottom and shoved his ass forward. Dick gasped again as he felt himself truly put all of himself into the hole now, so that he was captive right up to the root of his manhood. ÒDoes it feel good?Ó Katy asked Dick matter of factly. ÒIt feels...whoa!Ó Dick shouted. I suddenly realized that little Jennifer had snuck behind the plyboard wall and was screwing closed the rings around DickÕs penis. ÒNo! Stop!Ó Dick urged. I think he suddenly saw himself winding up like John Bobbit, except this severing would be complete and permanent. I watched his handsome face contort as he felt the rings close and close and close, little Jennifer merrily twisting the screw handle. She was so small and young and unsure of herself yet, given a chance to screw a manÕs penis into a wall, she was suddenly quite delighted and happy. I heard her give a little squeal as she watched, from her side of the plyboard, the rings crush themselves into DickÕs big fleshy member. ÒNot too tight, Jennifer dear,Ó Katy cautioned. ÒWe may want to use him later.Ó She stroked DickÕs back. ÒBut not now, eh Dickie boy? You surely wonÕt find any pleasure inside those steel rings. You canÕt rub yourself, and you certainly canÕt pull out and then shove yourself back in. And the steel rings, spaced out, provide no real comfort, do they? ItÕs not like when you were a boy and might stick your penis into a towel. No, these are just metal rings, and most of your cock is not held by anything. Yet parts of it are, and the rings plus the prongs ensure that you, my dear Dick, arenÕt going anywhere. Or cumming, either.Ó NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND by holy joe Mayfair, Volume 33, Number 1, $5.99. E-mail: mayfair@pr-org.co.uk Review: I was ready to quit buying this magazine. The last several issues have been pretty boring. But not this one! There are tons of beautiful girls in this issue. And theyÕre doing sexy things too! But before I detail the contents of this issue, I must ask this question: Why doesnÕt the average female understand us guys? There is no finer thing in life than a naked, beautiful female. And while there is a ÔstandardÕ for beauty, the average guy, including me, is quite willing to admire a whole range of female types. Ladies, please! Try to Ôget itÕ! Us guys are interested in *serving* you. HavenÕt you ever heard the phrase, Òserve a womanÓ? If you are unhappy, itÕs not because guys are bad. ItÕs because youÕve chosen the wrong guy! A psychologist once said, ÒWe like to think thereÕs that one special someone out there, just for us. But, in fact, there are 100,000 special someones.Ó If you feel unhappy with the person youÕve chosen, choose another one. Now letÕs have a look at the lusty babes in this issue: Adele Stephens, page 5, is an utterly perfect blonde. She gets very soapy as she washes her masterÕs car. Yes, it is a little exploitative, I guess. HeÕs sitting in a fine silk suit, smoking a cigar, discussing world affairs with his distinguished friends, while young Adele struggles with a floppy sponge and a wriggling hose. WhatÕs worse, they make her wear just a skimpy white t-shirt. But Adele doesnÕt seem too offended by how theyÕre using her. After all, she knows sheÕs the prettiest girl theyÕve ever seen, and if her master ever neglects her, the other men present would pay anything to have her. Jenna and Janine, page 14, are having a party. YouÕre invited. While you struggle to get your zipper unstuck, these two girls get carried away with a bottle of champagne. Jenna mounts a chair and offers her bottomhole to Janine. Janine pops the champagne open and pours it over her own breasts, and straight into JennaÕs hole! A feminist might say, Òdisgusting!Ó But why? IsnÕt it wonderful to see nude, exceptionally attractive girls displaying their sexual parts in this way? What could be better in life than this, especially when a guy is afflicted with a rock-hard erection? Tina, page 27, understands. SheÕs snuggled up next to the fireplace in her house. ItÕs cold and stormy outside, but she feels safe inside. SheÕs got some friends to keep her company. What a pleasant way to spend the evening, with another couple, dressed just in sleepwear, telling stories next to a crackling fire? Chestnuts roast over the fire as the stories are told. TinaÕs story gets rather sexy. She pulls down her panties to make sure her pussy isnÕt getting too wet. After all, itÕs raining cats and dogs outside. She doesnÕt need to be wet inside too! I could talk about all the other steamy girls in this issue, but unfortunately IÕm getting quite, er, wet myself. (Damn! My last clean pair of underpants, too.) There is one more girl I absolutely must mention, though: Dill, page 63. SheÕs a slim blonde. SheÕs just 18. Her pictorial opens with her wearing a small t-shirt, panties, and white socks. God, what a fantastic pictorial this is! Dill is so sweet and lovely, and looks so comfy in her bed. Yet, for some reason, sheÕs decided to take a big, long, black dildo to bed with her! LUST over this girl as she kneels on her bed and pulls up her neat little t-shirt. SALIVATE as she laughs with her legs spread apart, her discarded panties ringing one of her ankles. DIE as she offers her bottom, and sucks her thumb, while lying on her belly with the dildo about to penetrate her ass! YA-HOOOOOOOO! If that isnÕt enough, on the opposite page, thereÕs an ad. In this ad thereÕs a photo of a young blonde. SheÕs naked, except for her panties. As she smiles mischievously at the camera, she sticks her hand into the front of her panties and plays with her slit. (Shit. Now I not only need new underpants, but a new carpet!) At the very back of this magazine, thereÕs an ad for next issue. Guess what? Claire Cass is cumming back! I really loved Claire when she used to be in Mayfair. Then, in her last few pictorials, I felt she was starting to look too old. (At least in comparison to the wonderfully youthful way sheÕd looked earlier!) I am pleased to report that, although Claire does look older in the Ôsneak previewÕ photo shown at the back of this magazine, she nonetheless looks terrific! She has a bit of a dominatrix look in her gaze, but at the same time a vulnerability too. ItÕs almost as if sheÕs saying, ÒIÕd like to dominate you, but youÕre so big and strong, IÕm not sure that I can.Ó (DonÕt worry, Claire. You can definitely dominate me. IÕll buy the handcuffs.) Speaking of which, I have next to my computer a new photo! ItÕs actually an old photo, from a Playboy calendar, of Petra Verkaik. SheÕs one of the all-time greatest Playboy Playmates ever photographed, as voted over and over again, not only by readers but also by fellow Playmates! In this photo, Petra, a very shy, playful woman, has adopted a pose thatÕs quite severe. SheÕs wearing riding attire. (Without pants on, of course.) In her hand sheÕs holding a riding crop! If you have any attraction to no-nonsense dommes, I highly recommend this picture. Perhaps itÕs available somewhere on PlayboyÕs web site. Meantime, if you canÕt find the photo of Petra, check out next monthÕs Mayfair. I think Claire Cass could make a wonderful dominatrix, now that she looks a little older, but still retains some of her girlish charm. I really liked this issue of Mayfair. I hope all the future issues of Mayfair are as exciting as this one. (And remember ladies, if you donÕt want us guys looking at Mayfair, thereÕs a very simple solution. You donÕt have to pass any laws. Just send us an e-mail. Put ÒFUCK ME -- IÕM A 10Ó in the subject header. WeÕll think of nothing but you once we get that. Not even this monthÕs Mayfair!) BARE AT THE BOOKSTORE by holy joe Beautiful girls in the nude A Place in the Sun, by David Hamilton, $31.50. (List price: $45.00) Hardcover. Many color pages. Web: http://www.amazon.com Review: This book contains a variety of beautiful pictures of various things, from deserted beaches, to storm-encroached seas, to even a mule! It also has some excellent photos of young girls, some of which are extraordinary in their perfection of beauty and their playful attitude toward life. I would say there are 10 to 20 photos of beautiful girls in this book. They are well worth the asking price of the book. BUY! BUY! BUY! What am I made of, money? Okay, letÕs face it. Between porno magazines and art books, you could wind up spending an awful lot of money. What to do? Should you buy just Hamilton? Sturges? And whatÕs Sally Mann up to? IÕve only seen HamiltonÕs work, but IÕve been able to glean some information about the others. Sally Mann, as far as I can tell, is a feminist. She is just presenting Òthe feminist line,Ó which is the only viewpoint some Americans want to see in this world. (The line that says, ÔGirls must be strong and assertive and dominant, and boys must be either the same, or submissive.Õ) (ThereÕs no room, in other words, for soft, giggly, silly girls, or even ones that are challenging in their sexuality, but new and therefore still slightly unsure of themselves.) DonÕt get me wrong. I have seen some wonderful work by women in magazines like Playboy and Penthouse. IÕm not criticizing Sally Mann because sheÕs a woman photographer. In my opinion, a woman photographer might be able, especially in a ÒpornoÓ magazine, to get more in touch with her subject than a male photographer can. But my fear is that Sally Mann is focused primarily on presenting her subjects as icons of feminism. As for Sturges, TIME calls his work Òunobjectionable.Ó (Though TIME would still prefer that Sturges didnÕt exist.) A reader at Amazon.com, evaluating HamiltonÕs A Place in the Sun, writes: ÒOne shows nudity as dull, while the other, brings charm and grace that quickens the pulse, not dulls the senses.Ó Sturges is the one described as Òdull.Ó Sturges also shoots in black and white, while Hamilton takes photos in color. The problem for Sturges is that he lives in America. As you know, America has been in a death-grip of totalitarianism regarding this subject. Sturges even had his home invaded by the police, and they destroyed many of his photos. (That happened about a decade ago. The ÔcaseÕ was later dropped.) My advice would be, if you can only afford one or two books, buy Hamilton. AND IN THE END... ÒThis book really shows that there is no more beautiful image in the world than that of the female body, especially in its age of innocence.Ó - Amazon.com reader reviewing David HamiltonÕs The Age of Innocence. -------------------------- Fuck Decency! ------------------------ -Back issues (and stories): type http://www.dejanews.com/ into your browserÕs ÒLocationÓ window. Press your ÒreturnÓ key. Click on ÒPower SearchÓ in the middle of the screen. Next, Type in: roller39@idt.net in the box that appears. Click on ÒfindÓ (the button to the right of the box). -Or search using: roller666@earthlink.net -Other providers: Usenet Newsgroup: alt.sex.stories.moderated or by e-mail: file.request@backdrop.com or via the Web: http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/ -When visiting Barnes and Noble, ask for: Jock SturgesÕ Radiant Identities and David HamiltonÕs The Age of Innocence. Support art! - JOIN the worldÕs greatest organization! Send $35.00 to The North American Man/Boy Love Association for a one-year membership. NAMBLA, P.O. Box 174, Midtown Station, New York, NY 10018. -Naughty Naked Dreamgirls (Library of Congress ISSN: 1070-1427) is copyright 1998 and a trademark of Andrew Roller. -END OF 353 EMISSION Ò[In addition to being photographed,] these girls... should be on nude beaches, resorts, etc. feeling stress-free and being free as the little white doves they are.Ó - Amazon.com reader reviewing David HamiltonÕs The Age of Innocence. (Yes! - h.j.)