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Announcing:
THE HOLY JOE PLASTIC BAG AWARD
This is the most prestigious award given by this publication. It is
akin to the Playmate of the Year, given by Playboy. There is no frequency
with which this award is given, which makes it especially difficult for
someone to win.
In this issue is information regarding a girl named ÒBrooke.Ó She is
the new winner of holy joeÕs Plastic Bag Award. As a result of winning
this award, Brooke will be deposited into a jumbo-sized plastic Ziploc
bag, where she will hang thumb-tacked to my wall, next to my bed.
Thousands of girls competed for the holy joe Plastic Bag Award. All
of the Playmates, Pets, Honeys, and other assorted girls from other
magazines, from the boxes of VHS tapes, and even from the covers of CD
recordings competed. Previous winners of this award include only a
handful: such girls as Tiffany Taylor, and the February 1998 Penthouse
Pet of the Month. Now Brooke joins this august group, where I will happily
look at her every night on my wall before retiring to bed.
Congratulations, Brooke !!!
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 383
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
PassionÕs Playpen
Chapter Four
When they were done screaming, all worn out and panting, Kate and
Cindy stood red-faced before the post, just as before, still waiting for
their whipping, their throats choked with tears and their eyes all bleary.
Their crying had done no good. They were still pinned with their legs wide
apart, their cunts showing to all who cared to see. The top halves of their
bosoms were wet with their tears but, otherwise, nothing had changed.
Their bottoms loomed just as palely behind them as before, waiting,
tensing, wiggling and thrusting into the cool barnyard air.
MAGAZINE REVIEW
by holy joe
Tight, July 1998, $6.99. Full-color, slick paper, standard-sized
magazine. Many pages. Far East Publications, Inc. 462 Broadway,
Fourth Floor, New York, NY 10013-2697; 1-212-966-8400. No web site
listed.
Order from: Jiffy Fulfillment, Inc., 50 Lawrence Road,
Springfield, New Jersey 07081-3121. Single copy prices are:
$10.00 United States, $13.00 Canada and Mexico, $14.00 Europe,
$15.00 Asia. (Price includes postage; pay in U.S. funds.)
(NOTE to publishers: I just about went blind trying to type the
above information into FUCK DECENCY. If you would like people who
live overseas, but have access to the Internet, to be able to read about
your publication and order it, FOR GODÕS SAKE print the information in
large type! Better yet, get yourself a web site. Your web site could be
as simple as a ÔtombstoneÕ web site. It could consist of a single page.
List all the relevant information on it about how people around the
world can order your magazine.)
REVIEW: You can imagine the look on the cashierÕs face when I
presented this magazine at the counter. She was a middle-aged woman.
Her eyes opened wide and I could see her thinking, ÒI didnÕt know we sold
child pornography at Tower Books!Ó
On the cover of Tight there is a girl. She looks about 12-years-old.
SheÕs wearing a cute thing in her hair that little girls wear. (I wish I
knew what itÕs called, but I donÕt.) SheÕs wearing a ruffled white nightie
thatÕs pulled up to show off her bottom. On her ass, pulled tight, is a pair
of delicious little girl panties. There is a very youthful grin on this girlÕs
face and she appears to be on the verge of masturbating.
Despite this publisherÕs refreshing attempt to publicize the beauty
of young girls, a better title for Tight might be ÒDog of the Month.Ó There
are some very crappy-looking girls in this issue. I had never actually seen
crappy girls in the nude before, and it was something of an eye-opening
experience. I had also never seen normal-looking girls in the nude and,
seeing such girls for the first time in my life, that was something of an
educational experience too.
HereÕs a quick tour of the line-up of girls in this magazine. (Since
all the girls are, in fact, Òover 18,Ó according to the publisher (page 2), I
am going to give a Ôno holds barredÕ assessment of their appearance, not
pulling any punches.)
Maya, page 6: EEEEEYAAAAH! A fat Spanish girl who I wouldnÕt be
caught dead with. I admire her enthusiasm for becoming the next Jenny
McCarthy. But may I politely recommend auto mechanicÕs school to her
instead?
Brooke, page 16. (NOT the winner of the Ôholy joe Plastic Bag
AwardÕ. That girl appears at the end of this review.)
ÒI... had no idea that James, my study partner, was staring at my
chest,Ó Brooke says (page 16). What Brooke leaves unsaid is that her
study partner might have been staring at her chest because he wishes her
tits were bigger. However, Brooke at least falls into the category of a
Ônormal girl,Õ unlike Maya, who fell into the category of a Ôcrappy girl.Õ
Brooke is perhaps too enthusiastic before the camera. She is
smiling SO happily that one feels a little embarrassed for her. One nice
thing that I noticed about Brooke is her skin. It glows with vibrant
youthfulness. ItÕs really nice to see such fine, bare skin. Another
attribute that I liked about her is her long, blonde hair. Perhaps a good
way to sum up Brooke is to call her an ÒIowa Beach Bunny.Ó
Tommi, page 24. Whoa. This ÒgirlÓ looks like a small boy, except
ÒsheÓ comes without a penis. If youÕre gay, perhaps youÕll like Tommi. I
hesitate to say anything too harsh about Tommi since it really does look
like a 12-year-old boy who got caught in some farm machinery and lost
his most important parts. The average, non-gay guy will skip over this
model as quickly as possible.
Chrissy, page 35. Ah, yes! Miscegenation. Mixture of the races,
sexually, was once a crime in America. Now, in the Economist, I read an
article where American officials are wringing their hands over the LACK
of sex between, say, white people and black people. ÒSociologists
consider intermarriage to be the Ôlitmus testÕ of assimilation,Ó the
Economist writes. (The Economist, June 20, 1998, pg. 31.) Can the day be
far off when ÒPedophilesÓ and ÒDangerous Sexual PredatorsÓ are
encouraged to take underage brides?
With regard to spurring miscegenation, perhaps ChrissyÕs pictorial
will help. In it she, a blonde, has wild sex with a black man. This
pictorial is, in fact, the reason I bought this issue. I have never seen such
youthful enthusiasm in a sex pictorial. You really believe this is the first
time that Chrissy has seen ANY man naked! She gasps with wonder at the
black manÕs cock (page 37). She lies on the floor kissing him, as his cock
lies poised at the entrance to her cunt (page 39). Then, teasingly, Chrissy
licks the black manÕs balls (page 39).
Next, the action begins! On page 40, Chrissy opens her mouth and
prepares to give her first blow job. How young and eager she looks! And
yet, at the same time, she looks just a bit timid, as befits a girl who has
never toured the White House.
Finally, on page 42, Chrissy, apparently satisfied with her new love,
lies atop him and kisses him. It is a wonderful shot of intimate love
between two people. And itÕs a far cry from the crass, love-less
pictorials that IÕm used to seeing in magazines like Penthouse.
How does Chrissy look? She looks good. She has long blonde hair.
She has a decent face. She needs larger eyes but, except for that, her face
is well-made. She has a soft nose and chin, and sweet lips. Her breasts
could be bigger and her legs could be longer, but, on the whole, her body is
pleasing. I would classify her as Ôabove-normalÕ in terms of her looks.
ChrissyÕs not a Playboy bombshell but, on the other hand, there are no
noticeable flaws in her appearance. Most guys would, I think, be quite
happy to have her as their real-life girlfriend.
ÒDonÕt tell mom!Ó squeals Emma, this monthÕs centerfold girl (page
44).
ÒIÕm keeping a big secret from my mom,Ó Emma says. ÒShe thinks
IÕm just shy little Emma, who never goes on dates or brings boys home.
...But how can I tell her that IÕve already lost my virginity -- to a 52-
year-old? ThatÕs ten years older than *she* is! IÕve always been this
way, loving older men...Ó (Page 44.)
Bravo to Emma for her enthusiasm for us older guys! I want Emma to
know that every Wednesday here at the senior home I have my colostomy
bag removed, for its weekly cleaning. So even though IÕm indisposed by it
the rest of the week, I could jump in the sack with you between 2 and 3
p.m., Emma! (Right after you get out of school!)
In some of her photos, where sheÕs wearing clothing, Emma looks
10-years-old. But in other photos EmmaÕs obviously older because, being
naked in those photos, you see that sheÕs quite well-endowed!
Pages 48 and 49 give the best (nude) views of Emma. She pulls her
hair into pigtails on page 48. Then, with her hair free again, she leans
over the arm of a sofa on page 49. You see her luscious tits hanging down,
as she turns her face toward you and practically BEGS you to spank her for
being so naughty as to pose in the nude. At the same time, she keeps her
white socks and sneakers on, just in case she has to grab her clothes and
go running home!
Emma will probably weigh 200 pounds by the time sheÕs 30. But,
right now, sheÕs a fairly delectable centerfold. Despite having a ÔchunkyÕ
appearance she does, in fact, have a flat belly. She has thick arms and
legs but, at the same time, she has nice bosoms (even if her tits do sag a
little). Her total appearance is that of a young, clean, innocent girl. When
God counts up how many sinful males jacked off to the girls in this
magazine, my guess is that Emma will win!
(Ooops! YouÕve got my vote, Emma!)
Ivory, page 55: This girl looks like a working-class British slut. If
anybody needs an authentic punk girl for ÔA Clockwork Orange, Part 2,Ó
here she is.
Kathy, page 62: This girl is a dog, like Maya on page 6. But Kathy
does do a nice job of sticking up her bottom on page 64.
ÒWanna cum over and play?Ó asks Vixen, page 70. Alas, IÕm
beginning to suffer from Ôgirl fatigue.Õ This is another nice-looking,
innocent-type girl.
Yet another girl is Tina, page 78. ÒI was the subject of an article on
Teen Nudism, back in the February issue,Ó Tina says. (Page 78). Ò[IÕve]
decided to take a semester off and work as a nudism coach, to help people
get over their inhibitions and get naked!Ó
Tina poses in wonderful cut-off shorts and a filmy top. SheÕs
average in her appearance. She has long hair and a slim figure. She looks
like a girl you might see at a camp ground, who works there for the
summer. Outgoing, happy, perhaps a bit of a tomboy.
ÒWhen I was little, my mom used to warn me about Ôbad men,ÕÓ says
Nadia, page 87. ÒMen who lured young girls away and did disgusting, nasty
things to them. I was terrified, but I thought a lot about it. What *were*
those things they did to girls? I would get warm and tingly between my
legs, thinking about it...Ó
Well, bravo! IÕm glad to see feminist rhetoric backfiring (yet again).
Imagine! All those little girls out there, going to taxpayer-funded Ôsexual
abuseÕ classes, and having bedtime fantasies as a result of them! IÕm
struck by the similarly of such rhetoric to the racist myths concocted in
past years by American mothers. Does America ALWAYS need a
scapegoat? ÔNiggers,Õ ÔSavage Indians,Õ ÔDirty Chinese,Õ ÔTreacherous
Communists,Õ now ÔChild MolestersÕ. America blithely proceeds from one
scapegoat to the next, like some endlessly repentant, but endlessly
sloshed drunkard.
ÒIÕve given up Vodka, doctor. Now I only drink Gin!Ó
Nadia is moderately attractive but, unfortunately, there are two
problems. The first is that her hair is too short. The second is that sheÕs
too old. This is a damn woman, not a girl! We must have some standards
here, gentlemen, please! I guess thatÕs why sheÕs at the back of Tight, so
someone like me doesnÕt take Tight to task for reneging on their (implicit)
promise to feature only young girls.
WouldnÕt you know, the best part of this magazine is the back cover.
It states Ò[Next issue] on sale June 30th.Ó There, on the back cover, you
see a wonderful Playboy-quality girl, who looks 12-years-old! Her name
is Brooke, one of my favorite names, conjuring up erotic images of Brooke
Shields in Pretty Baby, as a sexually inexperienced child prostitute.
WOW! I can hardly wait to get my hands on the next issue of Tight,
in order to see Brooke. My only hope is that the nurses here at the old
folks home donÕt notice me slipping out the door in my wheel chair. I hope,
too, that I can take my colostomy bag along without too much trouble. I
wouldnÕt want to leave a trail of shit all the way to Tower Books.
Ah, Brooke! How I am dying to see you in the nude!
Say, friend. If you happen to be at Tower Books on June 30th, and an
old man, stuck in a wheelchair, in front of the ÒadultÓ magazines asks you
to reach up and grab a magazine for him, would you please oblige him? I
canÕt walk or stand anymore. IÕll need someone to reach all the way up to
the menÕs magazines if IÕm to have the next issue of Tight. I really donÕt
want to have to ask some middle-aged, female clerk at Tower to get Ôchild
pornographyÕ for me!
---
Man in a Shallow Grave
by Lisa Longworth
Let no-one mourn his death, say I
Lest they forget
and turn their backs on decency,
Pitying he that lies there in that shallow grave
unmourned by moral people.
Let him lie there, undisturbed,
while his sins are washed clean
by winter rains.
Allow him to pass over to eternity
alone.
While the dogs devour him,
picking his cracked bones clean
with their laughing teeth,
grinning at moons sailing
in stormy summer night skies.
Let the open wound on
the earth in which he rests
stand as mute testament
to the sins he has committed
in the name of God.
And if this sight disturbs you,
good people, moves you to tears or grief,
Then simply take the high road
and turn your backs
on he who lies there.
(thanks. I needed that. - h.j.)
AND IN THE END...
THE TRUTH AT LAST !
ÒIn a piece that appeared in the January issue of Vogue, she told
the story of an affair she had had with a teacher when she was 16. ÔIn
that first moment of thinking, maybe he likes me, there is a blossoming
of feminine power,Õ she wrote. ÔI remember first learning from my 36-
year-old that I had the ability to attract a man.Õ The implication is
that such relationships empower young girls.Ó
- TIME, June 29, 1998, pg. 59. (About feminist author Katie RoipheÕs
affair, at 16, with her 36-year-old teacher.)
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