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                                   LARRY FLINT IS AN IDIOT !

Hustler, October 1998, $6.99.  Slick, full color magazine, many pages.  
Features the best cover of Hustler IÕve ever seen!  Plus a stunning ad on 
page 44, titled ÒFamily Fuck Fest.Ó  Web:  http://www.hustler.com

         Review:  Today I was riding the bus.  A well-dressed man got on and 
sat down next to me.  I must say, I envied his expensive clothes.  So I 
asked him how he managed to have so much money.
         ÒYoung man, you must become an expert,Ó he told me.  He got off at 
the next stop.  (I hope it wasnÕt because I didnÕt have any underarm 
deodorant on.  ItÕs so expensive these days.)
         Anyway, I thought long and hard about this manÕs advice.  What could 
I be an expert on?  Finally, it hit me.  I can be an expert on porn!
         Here we have the new Hustler, and guess what?  Once again, Larry 
Flint is being an idiot.  He has an article in this issue titled, ÒUtahÕs 
Jailbait Sex Cult.Ó  In this article we meet a girl whoÕs 14.  She chooses 
to have sex with a man.  The article contains words like ÒpervertÓ and 
ÒreprobateÓ.  This is standard practise for Larry Flint, and I am really 
getting sick of it.
         The 14-year-old girl is described in the article as having Òbreasts 
that could touch a man from across the room.Ó  (pg. 64.)  In two American 
states, Hawaii and Pennsylvania, the age of consent is 14.  In Canada, the 
age of consent is 14.  So it is ridiculous for Larry Flint to use words like 
ÒpervertÓ and ÒreprobateÓ for activity that is, in fact, lawful in some 
jurisdictions.
         It is widely felt that Thomas Jefferson had sex with 14-year-old 
Sally Hemmings.  Is Thomas Jefferson a ÒpervertÓ and ÒreprobateÓ?  Is 
Larry Flint prepared to say that he himself is moral, while Thomas 
Jefferson isnÕt?
         One must also remember that, in the previous century, the age of 
consent was 10.  Was America in the previous century a nation of 
ÒpervertsÓ and ÒreprobatesÓ?  
         Pound for pound, I feel that Hustler is the magazine that is most 
relevant to todayÕs male.  This is because it consistently has the best 
articles and cartoons.  However, I am getting really tired of guys who get 
along well with young girls being labelled ÒpervertsÓ by Hustler.  It is 
idiotic for Larry Flint to label such men ÒpervertsÓ, while at the same 
time profiting from a magazine like Barely Legal.
         Consider, if you will, the cover of the magazine ÒGirls of Barely 
Legal Volume 6.Ó  It contains the following headlines:
         ÒBaby wants an all-night sucker -- will you pop it in my mouth?Ó
         ÒMissy is a sassy brat -- betcha canÕt make me choke on it.Ó
         and
         Ò10 Spanking-Fresh Novices Need Your Firm Hand.Ó
         Now, donÕt get me wrong.  IÕm not condemning those headlines, or the 
magazine Barely Legal.  I think theyÕre great.  But it is somewhat 
disingenuous to publish Barely Legal on the one hand, and then go around 
condemning ÒpervertsÓ who like ÔunderageÕ girls.
         My position, which is the position of FUCK DECENCY, is clear and 
simple:  Any consensual relationship between two people is fine.  Whether 
they have sex or not, or whatever they choose to do together, is entirely 
up to them.
         If some sort of ÒageÓ is needed, then let that age be the age of the 
Founders of this nation, which was age 10.  An age that was good enough 
for the people who wrote our Constitution is good enough for me.
         This does not mean, however, that a guy who had a girlfriend younger 
than 10 would be condemned by me.
         Now you might be thinking, ÒHoly joe is in favor of sex with 
children.Ó  Not at all.  I assume there is a point at which a girl is Òtoo 
youngÓ to have sex, because she would be physically harmed by it.  I am 
not in favor of harming anyone.  What I am in favor of is for people to be 
able to love and care for each other.  IÕm in favor of people being able to 
meet and associate with each other.  If sex is involved, fine.  If it isnÕt, 
thatÕs fine too.
         It is time for Hustler to take a positive attitude toward loving 
relationships between people.  HustlerÕs fixation on the chronological age 
of people is ridiculous.  Nobody can keep the earth from going around the 
sun.  Each time it does, another year is added to a personÕs life.  We are all 
alive right now, and, in another century, we will all be dead.  LetÕs enjoy 
each other while weÕre here.
         In order to help Larry Flint, I am purchasing the following magazine 
for him:

Uncommon Desires Newsletter, Number 26, $5.00.  Price includes postage.  
Digest-sized, slick cover, 20 pages.  AlessandraÕs Smile, P.O. Box 2377, 
New York, NY 10185-2377.  Phone:  1-212-505-6985; Web:  
http://www.AlessandraSmile.com

         Review:  Thank God for this publication!  It is the only magazine of 
its kind.  It carries many excellent, sane articles on relationships between 
people of different chronological ages.  Here you can read about men and 
girls without hearing words like ÒpervertÓ and Òreprobate.Ó  
         Uncommon Desires Newsletter (UDN) carries all the latest news 
about laws and legal cases affecting man/girl relationships.  It makes for 
very depressing reading.  But the articles are extremely well researched.  
If you need evidence that America has become a police state, this is the 
magazine to buy.  Read this magazine and you will be shocked at how much 
arbitrary power ÒourÓ government has.
         In addition to legal news, there are photographs.  The photos are of 
beautiful young girls, clothed and unclothed.  If youÕre afraid that UDN is 
some sort of police sting, it isnÕt.  As UDN writes in its indicia,
         ÒNone of the images contained herein is... unlawful under federal 
law.  Each image has been reviewed and approved by several attorneys and 
is reproduced as an example of lawful images on what is, for many people, 
an extremely confusing subject.Ó  (page 20).
         In addition, there are stories in UDN.  One author writes about his 
relationship, at 18, with a girl of 15.  (Whether this story is fiction, or 
not, is left up to the determination of the reader.)
         ÒWe would ride, stop for a drink and rest.  She would get silly and I 
would spank her bottom.  We would then hold each other for awhile then 
ride home.
         Ò...This continued for several weeks.  One Spring afternoon, she came 
over to the cabin and begin the routine teasing, etc.  I canÕt remember the 
details; but what I do recall is that a small thin piece of wood appeared in 
my hands and I applied it to her panties.  Where did the ÔpaddleÕ come 
from?  I donÕt recall.  Did she bring it?  Why did I take her jeans down?  I 
only remember the sight of her cute bottom over my legs as I sat on the 
bed giving her a red bottom.Ó  (page 19).
         
         Legal news, beautiful girls, and spanked bottoms!  Hopefully Larry 
Flint will be helped by this publication, and not use words like ÒpervertÓ 
and ÒreprobateÓ anymore when speaking of man/girl relationships.  Larry:  
quit fucking the Barely Legal girls and read this magazine, okay?


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                                              Issue No. 387

                                   Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in 
                                            PassionÕs Playpen

                                               Chapter Five

         ÒWell, I have something planned that will take your mind completely 
off your work,Ó Marie smiled.  She turned to the next guest, sipping her 
drink.  A man, named Jim.  Kate had just met him.  He was young and 
athletic, mid-20Õs.  He had the appearance of someone who was trying to 
look calm but wasnÕt.  His pants had a bulge in them that refused to go 
down.  ÒHi.  WhatÕs your name?Ó Marie asked.
         ÒJim,Ó the young man answered.  The other guests began chatting 
among themselves again.  Marie sat down next to the young man and, 
sipping her drink again, calmly patted his groin with her hand.  
         ÒWeÕll put that to good use, donÕt worry,Ó Marie whispered.
         ÒWhat?Ó the man asked.
         Kate smiled at Cindy.  They both liked Jim.  
         ÒHeÕs mine,Ó Cindy said to Kate.
         ÒYouÕre pregnant.  You have your baby to think of,Ó Kate said.
         ÒDONÕT tell him IÕm pregnant!Ó Cindy scolded.
         ÒAlright,Ó Kate smiled.  She took a sip from her cocktail and waited.
         A few minutes passed.  Marie met everyone and chatted with them 
and new friendships deepened.  Everyone tried to learn everyone elseÕs 
name.  Not that it would necessarily matter, Kate realized, but it did make 
her, at least, feel a little more comfortable.  
         ÒWell, tonight weÕre going to do some serious partying,Ó Marie said, 
raising her voice to get everyoneÕs attention.  ÒIt seems you all know 
whatÕs involved.  The safe word is ÔAOL.Õ  If anyone says that, you must 
stop what youÕre doing.  Like, you know, you must censor yourself.Ó  
Everyone laughed.  ÒBe careful of Cindy.  SheÕs pregnant.Ó
         ÒI am not!Ó Cindy yelped.  She looked surprised.  She held a drink in 
her hand and her dress, cut high on her chest but with very thin strings 
holding it up, looked less than proper for maternity wear.
         ÒDear, I know you didnÕt get an abortion.  SheÕs five weeks pregnant.  
So be careful, everyone,Ó Marie said.  Cindy blushed.  She shifted on the 
sofa.  Her dress had hardly any sides to it at all.  It bared her back right 
down to her tailbone.  Kate could see the cones of her breasts, for nothing 
covered them from the side, and she knew everyone else could too.  Cindy 
was most enticing, and she didnÕt want anyoneÕs concerns for her safety 
spoiling her chances of getting a good hard fuck in her cunt.
         Kate twiddled her fingers.  She tried to look modest.  She wore her 
shortest miniskirt.  It barely tucked under her ass and she had to keep her 
thighs together lest everyone see right up between her legs to her snatch.  
Kate wore a high-collared blouse but no bra.  Her breasts loomed in her 
blouse, her nipples intriguingly half-visible through the semi-opaque 
fabric.  They had risen as soon as sheÕd entered the room and they made 
little bell-push tents in her blouse.  
         Lynette, who was about MarieÕs age, wore a bib-suit, as Kate had 
mentally named it.  It hugged her breasts, leaving her back bare, except for 
a crosspiece that ran round her back like a bra would.  It hung down her 
front to where her legs joined, stopping a little short of the juncture.  It 
was denim colored, and she wore a denim skirt beneath it.  She had black 
fishnet stockings on, and little black fishnet fingerless mittens on her 
hands.  She wore granny boots on her feet.
         Besides Lynette, there was one other woman.  She was 19 and she 
didnÕt go to college, sheÕd told Kate.  She was a secretary.  She had 
shoulder-length brown hair and it was neatly bobbed, 20Õs style.  She wore 
a simple string of pearls around her neck.  She had on a vest and with no 
blouse.  A dress began at her waist and hung to just above her knees.  But 
it was black leather, and it was slit in front and in back, almost up to her 
crotch.  Whenever she moved Kate caught a glimpse of white panties.  They 
matched her pearls, at least.  Her name was Nancy.


                                               HOMER NODS !
                                                by holy joe

         ÒThere is nothing more beautiful in this whole world than a little 
girl in menarche,Ó a man said to me yesterday, when I was out collecting 
aluminum cans.  I was in his garbage when he came out and began speaking 
to me, so I figured IÕd better be nice and listen to him.
         ÒMenarche?Ó I asked.
         ÒYes!Ó the man cried.  He dumped some trash on me and then 
explained:  ÒYou know, a girl.  For instance, an 8-year-old girl.  Her breasts 
are just beginning to bud.  How beautiful!  Or consider a 9-year-old girl, or 
a girl whoÕs 10 or 11.  Her breasts are swelling and growing, her hips are 
taking on a noticeable flare.  Ah, God!  The best!  The very finest!  Nothing 
compares to the beauty of a little girl in menarche!Ó
         ÒWell, thank you for your opinion on that,Ó I told him.
         Since that man explained to me about menarche, IÕve done some 
research on it.  And IÕve uncovered a horrible fact:  some mothers, 
claiming that their daughters are reaching menarche too soon, are feeding 
their daughters drugs, to delay the onset of menarche.
         Menarche is a natural process.  If a girl lives in a society that has 
plenty of food, she will reach menarche Òearly.Ó  If she lives in a Nazi 
concentration camp, where there is very little food, she will reach 
menarche Òlate.Ó  What age a girl reaches menarche is entirely a result of 
the society she lives in.  We should congratulate ourselves for having 
daughters who reach menarche Òearly.Ó
         From the standpoint of Nature, the sooner a girl matures, and has 
sex, and has a baby, the better.  LetÕs say a girl reaches menarche at 9, has 
sex at 10, and delivers a baby at age 11.  Her mother is horrified.  At 12, 
the girl is run over by a truck.
         Let me tell you, the baby is very glad his mother got pregnant at 10, 
because now sheÕs not here anymore to have him.  ÒWhew!  That was 
close!Ó baby says.  ÒI almost was never born!Ó
         Picture, if you will, Man in the Natural World.  This world is a 
dangerous place.  There are lions, tigers, and bears.  Every day that a girl 
is alive she might be eaten.  WhatÕs her number one job?  To reach 
menarche, have sex, and deliver a baby.  Then sheÕs successful!  Once her 
baby is delivered, she can rest easy knowing that her genes have been 
passed on to a new generation.  
         In the latest issue of Uncommon Desires Newsletter, the publisher 
of UDN repeats a feminist fallacy.  On page 5 UDN writes:  ÒGiven the 
continued drop in the age of menarche caused by various factors, 
particularly environmental pollution...Ó
         This Òenvironmental pollutionÓ argument is total rubbish.  There is a 
very simple explanation for why some parents are willing to buy this 
argument, however.  ItÕs this:
         1.  Mom worries sheÕll be obsolete because her daughter has now 
reached menarche.  (Which is true.  The mother, as a sexual creature, is 
irrelevant, now that her daughter can reproduce.)
         2.  BUT Mom feels nervous about feeding her daughter an unnatural 
drug to delay the onset of menarche.
         3.  By blaming Òenvironmental pollution,Ó Mom now feels itÕs okay to 
feed her daughter an unnatural drug to delay the onset of menarche.
         (After all, environmental pollution is worse than a doctor-
prescribed drug, right?)
         I am shocked that UDN would repeat the Òenvironmental pollutionÓ 
argument with regard to menarche.  But even a publication as astute as 
UDN can, I suppose, make mistakes once in a while.
         If you have a daughter, PLEASE do not drug her in order to delay the 
onset of menarche.  Your daughter is a natural, growing human being.  DonÕt 
screw up her body and her life by feeding her drugs.  Frankly, if I were a 
girl, and I was fed such drugs, and then later I never developed a 
satisfactory bust, I would kill my parents.  I would feel that they had 
wrecked my life for the sole purpose of easing their ego.  They fed me 
drugs to prolong the fantasy that they were still sexually necessary when, 
from the standpoint of Nature, they had, in fact, become sexually 
irrelevant.
         To me there is no greater crime than that of egotistical parents 
drugging their growing daughters so their daughters continue to look like 
flat-chested, sexually neutered little children.  It is one thing to dress 
your daughter in dumb clothes, and cut her hair short, to satisfy some 
feminist fantasy that Òwomen are sexy but girls are sexless.Ó  But itÕs 
entirely another thing to drug the girl, and then claim that there is some 
mysterious, unidentifiable Òenvironmental pollutionÓ that allows you to 
do it.
         In addition to which, of course, a young girl in menarche is a very 
beautiful thing.


                                             AND IN THE END...

                                ÒWe have a little sister
                             who as yet has no breasts.
                             What shall we do with our sister
                             when she is asked in marriage?Ó

                                     - The Song of Solomon, 8:8.


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      HIStory note:

         MEN:  Note that ÒmenarcheÓ has the word ÒmenÓ in it, for us men!