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KIDDIE PORN !!!
Should Playboy have articles in it? My answer is ÒnoÓ.
When Playboy arrives in my mailbox, I take it out of my mailbox very
carefully. I hold it delicately, so as not to wrinkle it. I keep it outside my
grocery sack, into which I toss my other mail, so that it does not get
damaged in any way. I carry it carefully to my car. I put it on the back
seat of my car, by itself, so that it can lie flat, and not be jostled around
with my other mail as I am driving home.
When I get home, I take Playboy out of my car first. I carry it into
my home all by itself, so that it is kept in pristine condition. I lay it all
by itself on top of my bookshelf.
Later, I carefully mark in a notebook that I received it. Then I get a
scissors, and, with the precision of a surgeon, I slice off its wrapper.
Having gotten Playboy open, I then lay it back down on my bookshelf.
Then I clean my dining table. After this, I take Playboy from my bookshelf
and lay it on my dining table. Finally, after dropping my pants, I turn, with
exquisite care, the pages of the magazine, careful not to put any dents or
wrinkles in the delicate paper.
Can you imagine trying to read the articles in such a magazine? I
mean, think of the danger! For the sake of, say, reading an article about
stereos, one could possibly damage the Playmate of the Month!
This is why, in my opinion, it is stupid for Playboy to print articles
in its magazine. Nobody in their right mind would ever read the magazine,
since, with its very thin paper, you could easily end up ruining the
Playmate photos.
Let me give you another example. The Economist magazine. I yank
this magazine out of my mailbox and throw it into my grocery sack, into
which I put all my other mail. I read it on the toilet. I read it in
restaurants. I carry it all around with me, wherever I go, since I could
care less if I damage it. I buy The Economist to read, not to masturbate
with.
However, today a very interesting thing happened to me. I was
eating a hamburger, in a restaurant. I was also eating a greasy pile of
french fries. I was smearing ketchup on my Economist magazine and not
caring. I was getting mustard on it and not caring. I was picking my nose,
and running my fingers through my hair, and getting boogers and oil on my
Economist magazine and not giving a hoot about it.
Then I turned, in the May 8, 1999 issue of The Economist magazine,
to page 32. Holy shit! There, in a big graphic, were pictures of naked
young girls!
Yes, itÕs true. The article is some feminist-inspired diatribe
against Japan, where it is still possible for a guy to buy Òchild
pornographyÓ and date Òunder-ageÓ girls. But never mind the article. ItÕs
the pictures of young girls that I liked!
First of all, these girls are very cute. It is true that they are Asian
girls, which traditionally I donÕt find too appealing, but these Asian girls
are very, very high quality. They have perfect faces. They are endearingly
young, but have big, ripe bosoms. And they are quite appealingly posed--
gazing innocently at the camera, showing off their pussies, and bending
over to offer a delightful view of their bottoms. And of course, they are
naked!
Suddenly, at the restaurant, I had to run to the bathroom. I had to
assiduously wash my hands. Then I returned to my table and gently closed
my magazine. Fortunately, despite my earlier carelessness, I had not
damaged the graphic with the naked young girls. I had an empty Priority
Mail envelope with me. I slipped my magazine into my empty Priority Mail
envelope, in order to give it maximum protection. Then I put the Priority
Mail envelope into a grocery sack I had with me, to give my magazine
added security.
At this moment, page 32 of The Economist is sheathed in an Avery
Diamond Clear Super Heavyweight Sheet Protector. It is safely in my
house, and sitting in a place of honor next to my computer.
When I die, I will bequeath page 32 of The Economist to my heirs, so
that they too can enjoy looking at naked, lasciviously posed young girls,
who are under the age of 18.
My hat is off to The Economist magazine for becoming a world-wide
distributor of illegal child pornography. AT LAST a magazine is showing
some balls, despite two decades of feminist laws. My only wish is this:
in order to educate your readers more fully about child pornography, would
you please run some more articles? DonÕt forget the pictures that go with
the articles. Better yet, quit running articles altogether, and just run the
photos.
Thanks!
Andrew Roller Presents
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Issue No. 425
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
PassionÕs Playpen
Chapter Twelve
KateÕs arms were drawn back so that they stuck out behind her like a
high-placed tail. They were roped to a post just beyond the end of the
horse. There was a post behind DebbiÕs end of the horse and she was
similarly fastened. Both girls found themselves forced to lean slightly
forward, showing their breasts to each other. Indeed, their bosoms
touched and they found their nipples, sticking out starkly, rubbing against
each other. A small jolt ran through both girls as they felt the nippled
teats touch.
Debbi tossed her head back and then allowed herself a small smile.
Lustily she began rubbing her stiff titties against KateÕs. At the same
time she bucked a little on the uncomfortable vee that cut into her cunt.
The motion made her sigh a quivering sigh and she repeated it.
ÒDonÕt just sit there. Put some energy into your horsey ride!Ó
Mistress declared to Kate. Promptly she sent her riding crop snapping
down against KateÕs pushed-back, offered bottom. The rod hit her bare
flesh and she bounced her rump upon the vee. The wedge cut into her more
insistently and more deeply.
Debbi licked her lips. She looked as if she were trying to ignore the
painful pressure of the wooden vee in her cunt. Boldly, obediently, she
bounced herself upon the insidious horse. Kate tried copying her and found
the vee and the rubbing of her tits against DebbiÕs to be a strange mixture.
Pain within her private, a guilty pleasure at the tips of her tits. She found
herself licking her lips. She tried her best to be pleasing to the Sultan.
Mistress gave her rump another slap of encouragement and told her to put
her heart and soul into it. Kate had no doubt her soul was into the ride--it
was practically impaled on it!
KateÕs only consolation was that her ordeal was being watched by
the two massive guards. They were deeply tanned, or darkskinned, she
couldnÕt tell which. Their hair might have betrayed their race but it was
bound up in a large turban. As if sensing that Kate and her fellow rider
found satisfaction in the presence of the guards, the Sultan told them to
leave.
ÒThese two arenÕt thinking of me, theyÕre thinking of you! Begone,
swine! Send two slave girls who know how to admire and obey me to
replace you. Althea, and Susie! TheyÕll better handle these girls than you
two laggards. IÕll not have my guards and my prisoners sharing glances
and smiles.
The guards shuffled themselves from the room, completely obedient
to the Sultan. Kate, disappointed, slowed her rubbing and bucking on the
wedge-topped horse.
ÒFaster! Faster! Now youÕll perform for the Sultan, instead of for
his guards!Ó Mistress cried. Her crop sang into KateÕs soft bulbing bottom
with a hard smack. Kate threw back her head at the sharpness of the pain.
All her life she had covered her pussy with soft cotton. Now it was bare
and being rudely cut into by a malicious thin wedge of wood. And her
bottom, always cupped and held by sheathing cotton, was bare and split by
the wood. Its twin pumpkin-halves showed themselves salaciously to
Mistress. They seemed to taunt her with their high aspect and their
satiny-white surface. Vengefully she gave them every biting cut of the
crop that her heart desired. SheÕd served the Sultan well for many years,
yet month after month new girls were brought to his palace. He preferred
their slim pony-like legs to hers, he liked their small, still-growing
breasts, he craved their young bodies and their innocent faces. So she got
her revenge on the Sultan the only way she could, by punishing the naughty
young things whoÕd somehow permitted themselves to fall into his
clutches.
ÒRide, Debbi, ride!Ó Mistress exhorted the English girl. She moved
behind DebbiÕs hindquarters. Kate gave a sigh of relief but, staring into
DebbiÕs eyes, she saw the girlÕs breath catch with fear. A moment later
DebbiÕs pain was magnified tenfold. In addition to the cutting of the
wedge, she now had a hungry crop to contend with. It bit into her bottom
as lustily as a nest of hornets. Her pretty fanny, so white a moment
before, now bore the visitations of the crop across it. At least if Mistress
could not be young and beautiful, she could ruin those who were, or so it
seemed, Kate thought, watching DebbiÕs responses. Tears welled into
DebbiÕs eyes and she fought hard to maintain herself in the face of all her
torments. Her hair was still lovely and her makeup was waterproof. Her
breasts were untouched save for the careless, agonized brushing of her
teats against KateÕs. Her tummy was soft and childlike, yet withdrawn
into a hollow beneath her ribs, she was so beautifully thin. And her hips,
while flaring slightly to show her readiness for sex, were schoolgirlishly
appealing. Her legs hung down from the vee like a newborn horseÕs, slim
and barely fatted, with just enough weight to them to make menÕs mouths
water at the prospect of getting them open.
And now she was open, mounted on an infuriating horse that had no
seat. She could only squirm atop the wedge, her legs dangling down.
Haplessly she pressed her knees into the sloping sides of the wooden
wedge. She lifted her cunt slightly off the wedge, giving it a momentÕs
relief. But then her knees lost their purchase on the sides of the horse and
she fell back down again, shoving the wedge into her cunt.
ÒNo! Oh, please!Ó Debbi begged Mistress. But her pleadings for relief
only inspired Mistress to hit her harder.
RELIGIOUS REVIEWS
by Temple of PanÕs holy joe!
Tight, August 1997, $6.99.
Review: You may wonder why I am reviewing a two year old
magazine. I am reviewing it because you can still buy it, as a back issue,
from the publisher.
I consider this to be one of the most precious porno magazines that I
own. So precious, in fact, that I am not going to give it a thorough review.
You see, I write sex stories. As a result my computer keyboard has greasy
keys. If I were to flip the pages of Tight, in order to tell you exactly
whatÕs in it, some of the grease on my fingers would be transferred to the
pages of this precious magazine, thereby damaging it.
So, from memory, I am going to review this magazine.
First of all, Claire Cass is on the cover. If you donÕt know already,
Claire Cass is one of the all-time great naked girls in history. In fact, I
would say that she is my personal favorite pin-up girl of all time. I have
masturbated over Claire Cass more than any other girl.
Now, Claire is not the utmost in female perfection. There are girls
who are more incredibly beautiful than Claire. But Claire is cute. And she
has a very playful way of interacting with the camera. Claire does not
have the biggest tits but she does have a beautiful bottom and, depending
on how she is photographed, long legs. Also, although IÕm sure this did not
affect my own personal attraction toward her, she looks 12-years-old.
In this issue of Tight, you get to see ClaireÕs bottom hole. It is a
very beautiful photo. Claire is on her knees. Her bottom is sticking
straight up at the camera. Her legs are spread. She is waiting, and she is
not being sassy or anything, just waiting for you to stick yourself right
into her bottom. I have probably spilled several gallons of sperm over this
photo. (Fortunately none of it got on the photo!)
In another part of this issue, there is a pictorial featuring two girls.
They have delicious 1970Õs style sun-tans. In this sort of sun-tan the
entire body is tanned, except for the bosoms and the bottom and the pubic
area. As a result the girls look clothed, even though they are totally
naked! It is, in my opinion, a very sexy sun-tan.
In this two-girl pictorial the girls pose in various ways. They kneel
on all fours, showing off their bottoms. They kneel on their knees, and
face the camera, and thrust forth their young bosoms. And they also pay
attention to each other, combing each otherÕs hair, and talking to each
other. In the last photo, gazing at the viewer, they play fetchingly with
their pussies.
I have never managed to finish reading this magazine. However,
based on my limited inspection, I can assure you that there is at least one
other top-quality girl in this magazine. She kneels, and shows off such
things as: her pulled down panties, her bottom, and her big, wobbly
breasts.
If you would like to buy this issue, write: Jiffy Fulfillment, Inc.,
P.O. Box 1102, Cranford, New Jersey 07016-1102. Or call toll free 1-
888-664-7827.
Price: U.S.: $10.00. Canada and Mexico: $13.00. Foreign: $15.00.
Tight is a great magazine. My only wish is that the girls in it were
younger.
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No Pain, No Gain, $29.95. VHS, Full Color, 60 minutes. Directed by
Bob Bright. Spice Catalog, P.O. Box 4349, Itasca, IL 60143-4349. Phone
toll free: 1-800-843-1499.
Review: This is the greatest video I have ever watched, with the
possible exception of The Story of O. Two quite young girls do some very
naughty things to each other. One girl is a brunette. The other girl is a
blonde.
First, the brunette girl plays at being submissive. As the video
opens, she has been bound to a wooden frame. She struggles for about a
minute, making the wood creak, and emitting soft moans. Then the blonde
girl appears. The brunette gives the blonde a sheepish smile, which I
thought was a nice touch.
The blonde begins to torture the brunette. She pins nipple clamps on
her. She ties up her hair, to get it out of the way. She pulls down the
brunetteÕs panties and puts clamps on her pussy. Throughout this ordeal
the blonde keeps talking to the brunette in a soft, feminine voice. She
says such things to the brunette as: ÒUh. Oh. Are you trying to be bad?Ó
and such cute things as that. For her own part, the brunette is also very
feminine, and cute. She shakes her head ÒnoÓ, and looks at the blonde with
wide, innocent eyes.
Now you may have seen other videos, where adult women pretend to
be cute, and do a lousy job of it. DonÕt worry! These are real girls!
TheyÕre both quite young and inexperienced. In fact, the blonde gets
carried away, and tortures the brunette much more than she should. (The
brunette, unfortunately for herself, is gagged at that point, and canÕt
complain about it.)
When the brunette finally is released, it is her turn to be the
dominant. After a break (perhaps of several days?) we rejoin the girls.
Now it is the blonde who is tied up. The brunette appears and shows her a
whip and says, ÒHi. Remember this?Ó Now it is the blondeÕs turn to be
sheepish.
The blonde is tortured in various ways. Frankly, I have trouble
watching this video, and keep losing myself long before the video gets to
the part where the blonde is tortured. However I have watched this video
all the way through, once, by the grace of Satan, and I can tell you that it
is a top-quality video throughout.
There are several ways I would improve this video, however. First, I
would like to have seen one girl tie the other girl up. In every scene the
girl to be tortured is already tied. Also, it might have been fun to see
these girls in Ôreal lifeÕ scenes, instead of just in their (makeshift)
dungeon. Also, there is not enough mystery in this video. Sure, you are
left wondering what the girls will do next, but there is no sense of erotic
danger, as there is in The Story of O. This is just a straight-forward
video where first one girl is tortured, and then the other girl is tortured.
However it is still very much worth buying, since half the time one gets
the impression that these girls have never done this before, and have no
real idea what theyÕre doing to each other. In fact, at the end of the video,
during a special ÒbloopersÓ section, the blonde apologizes to the brunette
for whipping her so hard, saying, ÒI didnÕt know it was so intense.Ó
You will not find any of the typical things you see in porno films in
this video. The girls are young, not old. They are playful, not nasty
(despite getting carried away with the whips and clamps!) And, no matter
how harshly they treat each other, you know (or can guess) that there is a
very caring (adult) director not too far out of view, ready to rescue them
from their excesses. This is bondage as it was meant to be.
AND IN THE END...
The return of
SEGREGATION
ÒWe have a tendency in this country to segregate people by age. We
put our three-year-olds in one set of buildings, our 14-year-olds in
another set, and our 80-year-olds in another set. And my own personal
belief is, when we do that, we all lose. Tolstoy said each age has its own
kind of love. It also has its own skills, its own wisdom. And I think by
separating people the way we do, we lose a lot as a culture.Ó
- Mary Pipher, author of ÒAnother CountryÓ. (The NewsHour with Jim
Lehrer, May 14, 1999.)
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