Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 80 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Office Slave Chapter Two There was a knock at the front door. Veronica opened it to find Robert's chauffeur waiting for her. She let herself out the house and turned and followed the chauffeur. Her heels clicked on the front walk as she strode regally toward Robert's limo. No longer was she a mere housewife, or even a humble job-seeker hoping for work. Now she was, well? What? A companion to Robert. Yes, that was it. The words "love slave" beckoned to be used but she shooed them away. Inside the limo Veronica was immediately wrapped in wealth and luxury. Robert was there, idly watching a British cricket match on television. Veronica was given a glass of expensive wine and a slice of cheese. Robert complimented her on her appearance. Robert's private club was gained a few minutes later, and he escorted Veronica into a small restaurant for lunch. Veronica swished passed elegantly dressed ladies as she and Robert were led to a table. Despite the beauty of many of the other females present, she felt men's eyes on her. Was she prettier than the men's companions, or just a new conquest that they lusted to pursue? Veronica sat down somewhat self- consciously. If only the other guests knew what she was wearing underneath her mink! Were there any other "companions" present who were utterly naked, clothed only in leather restraints? The conversation which took place between herself and Robert over lunch was of the utmost propriety. The meal itself consisted of pink salmon, with a side of caviar. Of course, Robert took care of the bill. Afterward they took a walk in a secluded wood behind the club. "This is a birch tree," Robert announced as their private walk happened upon a stand of white trees with peeling bark. "The Victorians used its branches for disciplinary purposes." "How interesting," Veronica said softly. She lifted a hand and ran her fingertips along one of the tree's branches. It was late winter and the branches were still bare. Little buds festooned each branch. Robert drew a pearl-handled pocket knife from his coat. Delicately Veronica accepted it into both her cupped palms. "Pick your favorite branch and cut it down for me," Robert commanded. "Have I done something wrong?" Veronica asked wide-eyed, gazing up at Robert, the knife poised precariously in her uplifted palms. "No, my dear, but you will if you do not do as I say," Robert said, indicating the tree. "I hate knives," Veronica said, nonetheless lifting the instrument to a branch. "You need only use it for a moment," Robert replied reassuringly. "I'm going to cut a little one," Veronica warned. "That will be sufficient for my purposes," Robert said. Veronica examined the closest branches a moment then, standing on tiptoe, she sawed away at a branch. Veronica dropped back onto her heels. Her branch was still resolutely attached to the tree, but she had managed to put a deep cut through most of it. Robert stepped forward and snapped the branch off the tree. "Yes, that will do," Robert smiled. The branch was about 18 inches in length. Several twigs sprouted from its sides. Robert retrieved his knife from Veronica and put it away. Then he took Veronica by the hand, his other hand clasping their newly cut rod. He escorted her out of the woods and back to his car. A stiff wind was rustling the tree tops by the time they regained the limo. Several dry brown leaves, somehow left over from the fall, scuttled across the parking lot toward some unknown fate. Veronica shivered. The lot was nearly empty now. The businessmen and their escorts had returned to their afternoon office duties, or some other less (perhaps more) demanding pursuits. Two lone gardeners puttered about a hedge in the distance, their backs turned. "May I have your coat?" Roger asked with a gallant air as Veronica made to step into the limo. She looked up, startled. They were on the far side of the limo. On its opposite side lay the club, behind them an open field running alongside the edge of the wood. Nobody seemed to be watching. Silently, Veronica let Robert take her mink by the shoulders. She slipped out of it and directly into the waiting confines of the limo. Veronica gasped as she sat down on the silk covered back seat of the limo. There was another female here! She was blonde and willowy, with large eyes that regarded Veronica with compassion. "Hi, I'm Melanie," the blonde said, extending a slim hand. Veronica took it mutely, limply. "I'm here to help you with your ordeal," Melanie said brightly. The housewife turned "companion" spun about on her bottom. Robert plunked down beside her. He regarded her shock with a look of hurt surprise. "Robert!" Veronica blurted. "There, there, little darling," Robert said. He lifted a hand and stroked Veronica's blonde tresses. "You look very nice in your straps." He extended his other hand to her waist and tugged at the leather belt buckled round her waist. "Nice and tight, too." The engine of the limo sprang to life and the car made for the driveway leading away from the club. Veronica looked back at Melanie. "You have pretty pubic hair," Melanie remarked admiringly. She extended two fingers, as if to stroke a mink, and roved them fleetingly through the fleece twixt Veronica's thighs. "Robert," I want to go home," Veronica said, turning her head once more toward him. Melanie's fingers grazed her labia lips, threatening to indulge themselves with an exploration between. Instinctively Veronica pressed her thighs together. "Owww," Melanie whined. Her long nailed fingers were trapped. "What did I tell you yesterday?" Robert asked Veronica. His hand came to her chin, lifting it. "That you are always to keep your legs open, hmm?" Hesitantly, wordlessly, Veronica let her thighs part. "That's better," Robert said. He dropped his hand and nudged Melanie's aside. Deftly he pressed a finger at the juncture of Veronica's labia lips until they gave way to admit him entry. Melanie, meanwhile, contented herself with stroking the inside of Veronica's thigh. Veronica tensed as Robert inserted his finger up to the first knuckle. "Relax," Robert said soothingly. "Please Robert, I've had enough," Veronica pleaded. "But I haven't," Robert replied simply. Veronica trembled under his exploration of her innermost being. Suddenly she was not so comfortable about her fling with this man who was, still, a virtual stranger. And who was this girl beside her? So sure, so natural, so self-confident. What had she faced and overcome that made her so easygoing? Veronica glanced at her once more. Melanie was dressed in a black lycra dress. It was black. Its hemline rode the tops of her thighs, leaving the space between her parted thighs totally visible. Lacy black panties could be seen. Coming out from underneath the bottom of the dress were frilly black garters. They were attached to black thigh-high hose. The girl looked like a whore, yet her demeanor was undeniably sweet and innocent. Melanie's large breasts shifted beneath her dress with her every movement. She obviously wore no bra. Her dress was without sleeves, leaving her shoulders bare. It was cut in a V in front, exposing the fine white skin of her upper chest. Along her collarbone lay a heavy ornamental silver chain. "Robert, I insist you take me home!" Veronica demanded, turning her head to him once more and mustering her angriest, bitchiest voice. Robert simply pulled his finger out of her pussy. He lifted his hand. Melanie leaned across Veronica's lap and sucked Robert's finger into her mouth. Veronica was shocked! The girl was tasting her pussy juice! She had never even met the girl before, and already the girl was sampling the love mucus of her most private place! "Mmm!" Melanie chirped, drawing back from Robert's finger. Robert then reached out and picked up a bottle of seltzer water. He placed it in Veronica's small hands. "Here," Robert said to Veronica. "You can be our bar girl. Melanie, would you like a Scotch and water?" "If you're having one, sir," Melanie piped up. "Two scotch and waters, girl," Robert said imperiously to Veronica. Outside, beyond the smoked glass of the limo, a playground passed by. Veronica felt angry, guilty. In two hours her children would be released from the pre-school. Would she be there to pick them up? Sullenly she leaned forward toward a small wood-panelled cabinet. Two heavy glasses were perched atop it. She opened a door set in the cabinet. Inside was a bucket of ice. Using silver tongs, she plunked several cubes into each of the glasses. Then she picked up a bottle of Johnnie Walker. She tried, but could not get it open. Robert took the bottle from her, opened it, and then handed it back. Veronica filled each of the glasses half full. As she poured the fiery liquid she was aware of Robert's eyes on her bare, pendant breasts. Then she picked up the bottle of seltzer water from between her thighs. She spritzed each of the glasses until it was full. Then, grasping each glass, she sat up straight and handed each one off to the person on either side of her. "Thank you," Robert and Melanie each chimed. They sipped their scotches. Veronica felt a flush of embarrassment. Here she was, naked save for bondage straps, serving Robert and his teenage whore like some debased servant! As she sulked an idea formed in her mind. A grim smile spread across her face. Revenge was possible, even for a mere unarmed tart like herself. Softly, gently, Veronica leaned over Robert's lap. Murmuring appreciatively, she unzipped his fly. Robert looked down at his lap with an air of satisfaction. He supped upon his drink. Veronica withdrew her hands and grabbed the bottle of seltzer water between her legs. She lifted it and, before Robert could even think to respond, she let loose with a vigorous spray of the bottled water straight into Robert's crotch. Robert nearly jumped out of his pants as the cold water doused his shorts. Veronica let out a war whoop, spraying continuously until her bottle was half empty. Then she fell back against the silk covered seat, laughing hysterically. "God damn!" Robert swore. "I was going to take you to a masked ball, and now look what you've done!" Veronica turned. Her work was not yet done. "Please! Not me!" Melanie screeched. "Please don't get my panties wet!" "This will teach you not to wear such short dresses!" Veronica howled, and fired the pressurized water straight into Melanie's panty- sheathed pussy. Melanie sat straight up, nearly popping right out of her dress. Drink still in hand, she watched with wide, shocked eyes as Veronica emptied her bottle between her thighs. "That was uncalled for," Robert said when Veronica had disarmed herself by emptying her bottle. Yet he seemed not entirely displeased. "You will most surely be punished for that." Veronica grabbed for the birch rod which lay just beyond his legs. "I knew this thing would come in handy!" Veronica screamed happily, beating Robert to his own rod. She picked up the swishy birch and began lashing it across Robert's lap. Fortunately for Robert, his penis and balls were still inside his underpants. Robert seized Veronica's wrist and stilled it. She screamed her defiance as, slowly, he prised her fingers open and extracted the rod. He passed it over her to Melanie. Veronica groped for the rod as she watched it fall into the hands of the rival female. Then Robert grasped Veronica's other wrist and pulled her over his lap. Veronica felt her bottom lifted from the seat and bared to the cool air of the limo as her tummy was pressed down upon Robert's thighs. "Six," Robert commanded Melanie. With an awkward look on her face, but nonetheless appearing very determined, Melanie whacked Veronica's heinie. "Yeeeow!" Veronica screeched as what felt like a swarm of bees lit into her behind. Again the rod struck, and again she lurched on Robert's lap. Twice more the rod fell, and Veronica began sobbing. Her poor bottom felt as if it were on fire! "Enough," Robert announced, staying Melanie's hand. "But you said six!" Melanie protested, the birch raised over her head in preparation for another strike. "She must be brought to it slowly-" Robert began. "No!" Veronica gasped. "Please-beat me like a woman, not like a little girl. Make a woman of me!" A slow smile spread over Robert's face. Softly he placed his calloused palm in seeming benediction on her hot rump. Veronica winced at his touch, more in trepidation than in pain. But there was a pink blush on her bottom from the birch. Cherry blossoms in bloom in the whiteness of her derriere. "A woman?" Robert asked. Veronica bit her lip, as if to forestall a retraction. "Yes," Veronica breathed heavily. A little sob broke her voice as she spoke. "I must feel pain when I birth a child, mustn't I?" "Well, yes-I've heard that the worst thing for the baby is for a woman to be anesthetized and laid flat on her back," Robert said. "Mmmhmm," Veronica said. "Prepare me for that-for the pain." "Yes," Robert said. He seemed to squirm under the pressure of a rising erection. Melanie still held the switchy rod aloft, hoping for permission to continue... ZINE REVIEWS by holy joe Ex magazine, $1.95. 8 1/2Ķ x 11Ķ, many pages plus a slick cover. NW Rendezvous, Ltd., 625 SW 10th Avenue, Suite 283A, Portland, OR 97205. email: xmag@teleport.com www:http://www.xmag.com Review: Apparently IÕve created the impression online that IÕm unemployed. This is not so. I work for Equitable National, AmericaÕs finest insurance company. Its full name is the Pedophile Equitable National Insurance Service, or PENIS, for short. ItÕs a life insurance company. Ever since I founded this company (last week), IÕve been very busy. IÕve been driving around to all the playgrounds selling little girls PENIS insurance. As you know, our children today face many dangers. Well, what better way to protect against danger than by buying insurance? YouÕre probably wondering, Ōhow can little children possibly afford insurance?Ķ Profit is not our motive here at Equitable National. We have a strong belief in public service and in helping our community. Here at Equitable National, weÕve introduced ÔValue Pricing for Kids.Õ For just one lollipop, weÕll gladly sell you our insurance. And, to be extra generous, we even supply the lollipop! (It may not be a thousand points of light, but it is a thousand lollipops!) So donÕt worry if you see me dragging your daughter into my car. IÕm just demonstrating to her the danger she faces. After all, thereÕs nothing like Ôhands onÕ experience. And I do plan to sell insurance to little boys. ItÕs just that, thereÕs so many girls who are unprotected in our society, I figured IÕd start with them first. At Equitable National, we consider ourselves to be a feminist organization. We believe in helping little boys, but girls have faced discrimination for so long that we belive in helping them first. Well, even a busy salesman like me needs to take a potty break. This week, when IÕve been squatting down in the bushes on your front lawn, IÕve been perusing Ex magazine. I think the title might actually be Exotic, but IÕve never seen this magazine before and part of its title on the front cover is obscured by the head of a topless dancer. SheÕs a very beautiful cartoon figure. I think she may have been inspired by PlayboyÕs greatest video, Girls of Spring Break. As you know, thereÕs a segment in Girls of Spring Break where two beautiful blonde playmates get dressed up as cow(girls) and then rope, tie, and otherwise playfully assault each other. ItÕs a glorious segment. The best part of that video, incidentally, is a teen orgy that takes place during the videoÕs closing credits. Which brings up another point: (sorry, IÕve been working hard all day selling life insurance!) PlayboyÕs Girls of Spring Break splits the teen orgy into two segments that are widely separated. One segment, itself interrupted by footage from a dance floor, is about 30 seconds (at most). The other segment is longer, but the closing credits roll over that segment, marring every second of its footage. Now, I do care who the Beautician and Gaffer are on a Playboy video, but not when a gorgeous blonde is taking her top off! Who in the world would a) break up and severely edit a nude teen party and b) run the closing credits over it? I mean, are these folks at Playboy retarded? What do you think I bought the damn video for? Look at the title--GIRLS of Spring Break. From now on, Playboy, do us a favor. At least half of each Playboy video is footage of girls wearing clothing. When you need to run closing credits, run it over the footage where the girls are wearing clothes. Or, if you have some footage of Hugh Hefner talking, run it over him. DonÕt run your closing credits over a wild teen party where everyone gets naked! (This should be elementary, but sometimes it takes someone like a lowly salesman to point these things out.) Amidst a plethora of telesex articles in Ex (whatever) magazine, we have some articles: ŌLenny Bruce, not the goy next door.Ķ ŌBettie Page, Queen of Curves.Ķ ŌSin City, Frank MillerÕs Latest Masterpiece.Ķ I havenÕt gotten round to reading these articles yet (IÕm still going through the telesex ads) but they certainly LOOK well written! Overall, this is a very nice (looking) magazine with a thick, glossy full color cover that has (as IÕve said) a beautiful topless dancer on it. Down in the corner of the cover, in extremely small type, it says, ŌIllustration copyright Frank Miller, Adams, Johns.Ķ If youÕre a comics fan, at $1.95, the cover alone seems well worth the price. Well, IÕd write more but IÕve got some evening appointments to run to. Here at PENIS, we grow to any length to protect our children! AND IN THE END... 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