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                                                  dildo
                                          by Michael Hafer

                                      ÒitÕs too big,Ó
                                      you say,
                                      seeing it
                                      for the first time.
                                      Òi wanted something
                                      smaller.Ó
                                      but, the stores
                                      are closed
                                      and itÕs 
                                      valentineÕs night,
                                      so we must do
                                      the best we can.
                                      with the right amount
                                      of goop
                                      the toy slides in.
                                      with the flick
                                      of a switch,
                                      it comes to life.
                                      first you say,
                                      Òit hurts,Ó
                                      and then you say
                                      the electricity
                                      has given you a shock,
                                      but then
                                      the big one
                                      washes over you
                                      and your doubts
                                      are swept aside,
                                      and i no longer worry
                                      about second string
                                      quarterbacks
                                      bumming a ride
                                      on your tail
                                      cause technology
                                      can satisfy
                                      any player
                                      whoÕs got
                                      the desire
                                      and the batteries.


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dildo is copyright 1998 by Michael Hafer