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A thumb-sucking sex pot!
Do you like women your own age? Here's a film that will cure you of
that predilection. It's called The Last Seduction, and it's so intricately
woven and well told that I have to be careful what I say about it, lest I
give parts of it away.
Picture yourself in a smoky bar. You're having your usual beer with
your three buddies when a woman walks in. A real woman. A man-killer.
Being normal (i.e. not a pedophile) you size this woman up. You approach
her, and after an inauspicious start you find yourself fucking her in an
alley.
Ah, yes. Another conquest! Lucky you. The fuck's so good you decide
you want more. And you get more, on her terms, of course, because this is
Modern America.
Well, that's about all I can say about The Last Seduction without
giving too much away. The vamp woman is played by Linda Fiorentino. No,
she doesn't turn out to be Satan's daughter by the end of the film. There
are no supernatural elements in this movie. She's a normal, attractive,
young adult woman, using the ordinary tactics of women in our feminist
age. But by the time Linda's through with you, you'll wish you liked little
girls!
Don't be put off by this 1994 movie's description as Made for Cable.
It is a theatre-quality film. The storyline is one of the best and most
intricate I've ever seen. I don't even like adult women, and this movie,
most of the time, kept me glued to the screen. Linda Fiorentino's
character is one that you'll remember for years to come -- hopefully not
in your nightmares!
Moving to our next topic, what if there was a nationally-distributed
American newsmagazine that featured an attractive young woman on the
cover every week? Well, you've found it at last. It's The Week, available
at www.theweek.ws or by calling 1-877-245-8151. Recent young ladies
who've been written up and had their face on the cover have been Nicole
Kidman, Angelina Jolie, James King, Leelee Sobieski, and Angie Harmon.
The Week claims to deliver "All you need to know about everything that
matters." It is a newsmagazine like Time. I recently subscribed to it, out
of surprise that a newsmagazine in The Age of Feminism would be willing
to put out a cover each week that features a pretty female face.
Our next film raises this question: would you prefer to have a
girlfriend who is a normal, mature young woman, who is also a model? Or
would you prefer to have a girl who sucks her thumb, and sleeps with the
last remains of a stuffed animal that she calls her "raggie"?
In the film Entropy, Stephen Dorff plays Jake, a music video director
who is hired to direct his first movie. The movie is set in New York, and
that's where he meets the normal, mature young woman who's also a
model. In fact she's a French model, named Stella, and she's played by
Judith Godreche. Everyone warns Jake that models are nuts, but Stella
turns out to be a nice girl who simply wants to have sex with him and keep
house in his apartment while he makes his film.
Entropy starts to drag after awhile, which is perhaps why this film
is called Entropy. However I stayed with it, since I hoped it might have
some educational information on how to direct movies. (Just in case
anyone should want to hire a column-writing pedophile to direct their next
film.) Right when you think Entropy is irredeemable, and you're ready to
turn it off, that's when Pia shows up.
What an amazing girl Pia is! If Jake thought he might get stuck with
a nut when he met Stella, he's in for a real psycho girl now!
Pia is a musician. She heads up a band called Zeno Trash. She's
looking for publicity for her band, so, with that among her reasons, she
agrees to marry Jake when he drunkenly asks her to. They get married in
Las Vegas. She blow jobs him on the flight back, and the stewardess
catches them. In the marital bed, Pia wears a little shirt with a smiley-
face on it that says "fuck you". That's also where she sucks her thumb, and
hugs her destroyed stuffed animal that she calls her "raggie". About this
time Jake realizes that he may have gotten in over his head when he, a
mature young man, asked this "little girl" to marry him! Unfortunately
there's one other problem he faces: his newlywed Irish wife often speaks
in a Gaelic dialect that's unintelligible.
So who would you prefer? The sensible, beautiful young model or
the kooky Irish singer? I'll let you watch the film before you decide, and
before you find out who Jake chose. As for the film's educational value, it
wasn't really there. In film class I saw The Player, which was worth
showing in a school setting, but Entropy isn't. There's too much about
Jake's affair with Stella, and not enough about making movies. Entropy is
a 1999 direct-to-video film, and that's a correct classification for it.
Except for Pia, there's not much to watch. And she doesn't appear until
late in the film, and then just for a little while.
Oh, yes. Are you a U2 fan? Well then perhaps you'll be delighted to
learn that Bono and Edge and the rest of the band make repeated
appearances throughout this film. (Especially Bono.) Unfortunately, from
a film perspective, Bono has no business being in this film. He manages to
advance the story a little, but mostly he just annoys, and gets in the way.
About the only thing worth taking away from this film is Kelly Macdonald
(Pia.). She plays a marvelous character that I would like to see more of,
and is a very talented young actress.
And by the way, if you've been reading this column regularly, you
know which girl in Entropy I'd prefer: the thumb-sucking "little girl"!
AND IN THE END...
"They are now of necessity compelled to come here and ask for
something to live upon, and they have discovered that they have the best
success when the youngest and best-looking one in the family comes to
plead their case, and they have some very handsome women here."
- Letter of a Union private (The Civil War, by Shelby Foote, pg. 411.)
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