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Masturbator finds solace in kidŐs T.V.
I just spent several hours trying to jack off to the Playboy channel
and it was a horrible experience. The attractive females all have tattoos,
and there are an abundance of unattractive women, who try to make up for
their lack of beauty by putting on makeup with a trowel. Then there are
the truly awful women, who not only are grody to look at but who are the
most likely to be seen on the channel having sex! (Or, rather, having some
hairy guy huff and puff over them while they have an orgasm.)
In the end I switched off the Playboy channel and took solace in a
childrenŐs film, featuring a very attractive little girl. The film is called
Challengers. ItŐs a Canadian film. It stars an eleven-year-old girl who
wants to be a boy. In the end she finds a way to hang out with the boys
while still being a lovely young girl. Interestingly, there is a man in the
movie who acts as her mentor. But to prevent any intimation that the man
might be a pedophile, the man is extremely old. I guess our society is so
scared of Ňlone malesÓ that the only man they can bear to see talking to a
little girl is one who is obviously impotent. The best part of Challengers
is the ending. The girl, now teamed up with another girl and three boys, do
a very nice musical number, as a pre-teen band. I have watched this
performance several times and will watch it many more times, itŐs that
good. ItŐs rather like the musical number at the end of the 60Ős film
Candy, except the music is soft rock.
There are channels devoted to many diverse subjects and someday I
intend to have a channel devoted entirely to little girls. One film I will
certainly feature is the movie Pauline at the Beach. I first saw this film
in 1983 on the Bravo channel and now itŐs running all month long on the
Sundance channel. Pauline at the Beach is a French film. It was made in
1982. But it contains all the great values of the 1970Ős, regarding free
love between men and little girls.
Pauline is about 12-years-old. She and her aunt go to a beach, where
they will live for the summer. The aunt is in love with a man. He is about
40, and he suggests to the aunt that it is time for Pauline to lose her
cherry. Meanwhile there is another man, who is about 25. He is in love
with the aunt, but she doesnŐt love him. So she suggests to him that he
teach Pauline the ways of love. At the same time as these two men are
contemplating PaulineŐs virginity, she is meeting boys at the beach. So
the question arises, who will fuck little Pauline: the 40-year-old, the
25-year-old, or one of her same age boyfriends? The great thing about
this film is that all the males have an equal chance. There is no policeman
waiting around to arrest anyone for child molestation or child rape.
Pauline at the beach is a classic. If you havenŐt seen this film, I
highly recommend it, even if you generally arenŐt interested in films
starring little girls.
Next up is the film Ratz. This is a 90Ős film, starring two 12-year-
old girls. They want boyfriends, but donŐt have any. So they wish that two
pet rats that they own would turn into boys. And they do! Except the boys
donŐt become 12-year-olds, theyŐre more like 18.
The girls are delighted to have boyfriends, at least at first. But
boys will be boys, and these two are rats as well. I enjoyed this film not
only for the cute girls, but because the boys really do look and act like
rats. Chaos ensues as the rat-boys attempt to deflower the girls and
otherwise cause trouble.
Next up in my little girl film festival is the 1989 film Little
Monsters. It has a cute 9-year-old girl in it. She has a pixie-like face and
long, luscious red hair. Unfortunately sheŐs only a co-star. Most of this
film focuses on a boy in sixth grade, played by The Wonder YearsŐ Fred
Savage. He discovers a monster under his bed who lures him into a
monster-infested dream world.
I turned on Little Monsters just to see the girl and wound up liking
the film for its own sake. ThatŐs not the case with the next film, A Little
Romance It vacillates between heartbreak and tedium. It stars Diane Lane
as a 12-year-old American girl in Paris. She meets a French boy who her
mother disapproves of. When Diane finds out that her family's going to be
leaving France, she conceives the idea, with her boyfriend, to share a kiss
with him in Italy. The rest is a somewhat tiresome "ABC Afterschool
Special" type of film, if you happen to remember that sort of thing from
the 1970's.
A Little Romance is an antique. The film doesn't have the modern
sensibility that keeps children's films in this day and age from dragging.
The script does display some fancy footwork, but in the end it all leads
exactly where you know it's going to lead.
Worse, A Little Romance is filled with 1980Ős Ňchild safetyÓ
hysteria. When an old man, played by Laurence Olivier, tries to help Diane
and her boyfriend in their quest, heŐs arrested and beaten by the police as
a child molester, and referred to by DianeŐs mother as a dirty old man,
among other epithets.
The only redeeming quality of A Little Romance, besides being able
to lust over Diane Lane, is the very end of the film. ItŐs final moments are
quite touching. ItŐs like the ending of the film Pretty Baby, where the
screen freezes and one is no longer in a real film, but lost in (real or
imagined) nostalgia.
Finally there is The Cider House Rules. Although it played for weeks
near the mall where I live, I found it to be utterly tedious. ItŐs like a
1940Ős movie, only worse. IŐve seen the first half of it, and the only
reason I mention it here is because a reasonably cute 12-year-old girl has
a crush on the 20-something protagonist, Homer Wells. Otherwise, the
only thing more boring than this film is watching the Playboy Channel.
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