--------------------------------------------------------- Little girls on T.V. THE ROLAIDS REPORT I used to be a slacker. But now every morning 12 little girls get me out of bed! ItÕs a pedophileÕs dream. No, I havenÕt moved to some open- minded Nordic country. IÕve subscribed to the Disney channel. Recently I discovered the T.V. show Madeline. It features a dozen darling little girls, one of whom is named Madeline. She and her friends live in France. They donÕt have any parents. They live in a big old house, with one nun. Either they are orphans or they are boarding school girls. However, unlike the traditional boarding school show, which is all about girls drinking, smoking pot, and getting laid, these are little girls. They are rambunctious, modestly spoiled young females, who seem to be unconsciously waiting for men to stroll up to the house and marry them, one by one. (Obviously that is a few years away but one can easily see that happening, especially since the show is set in the 1930Õs, when girls were indeed supposed to grow up and get married.) Already in one episode a painter falls in love with the little blonde girl Yvette. In another episode the girls win a prize in a ÒCan CanÓ -style dancing contest. What a delight it is to see a show featuring traditional values! MadelineÕs episodes were made in 1990, 1993, 1995, and 2000. While an early 1990 episode does feature a mild dose of feminism, the later episodes, from 1993 on, are wonderfully feminist-free. And as holy joe remarked in a previous posting, one can make connections between the girls of Madeline and the girls in Anne-MarieÕs house in Story of O! I am taping all the episodes of Madeline. Disney has been known to edit its own cartoons, editing out images of smoking from the 1930Õs and 1940Õs Disney shorts, for instance. So who is to say that Disney wonÕt read this posting and decide to screw around with Madeline, editing it and dumping loads of feminist claptrap into it? So, by taping every episode, I can assure myself of always owning the pure, Òfeminist freeÓ version of Madeline. However if someone at Disney is reading this post, allow me to make this complaint: At the end of every episode of Madeline, there is a surprise waiting. As the credits roll, there is Parisian-type music playing. Then, all of a sudden, when you are about to turn off the T.V., the little girlsÕ voices suddenly burst into song, over the music. What a delight it is to hear those little girls sing forth yet one more time, when you think the show is all over. However, lately the Disney channel has been having some woman narratorÕs voice come on during MadelineÕs ending music. This woman promotes the following show. As for me, I donÕt give a damn about the following show (some dumb cartoon about beavers). And I certainly donÕt want to listen to some damn woman talking, when I could be hearing the little Madeline girls singing! So please, Disney, tell your woman announcer to shut up during MadelineÕs ending music. If I was interested in listening to some stupid woman, IÕd be watching the Lifetime channel. Sometimes immediately after Madeline a music video comes on, during the Disney Òstation breakÓ. The music video that I have been seeing features 10 and 11-year-old girls dancing. It also features a three man band, composed of grown men, playing instruments. I find it really sexy and cute to see a 10-year-old girl dancing in front of a man. I mean, it just totally validates my whole view of the world, to see a 10-year-old girl dancing erotically in front of a man, who, in the video, is leaning over her shoulder. I have watched that video many times, wishing that wonderful young girl could be my girlfriend! In the afternoon Disney runs live-action shows featuring attractive 12 and 13-year-old girls. Unfortunately the girls are standard American trash: sluts who are pretending to be less sexually experienced than they actually are. The dancing 10-year-old, in the music video in the morning, is an authentic, sexy young girl. But the girls on the shows in the afternoon are just junk. Sure, they might look nice, but they seem fake to me. Perhaps they are simply too old for me. In the evening Disney used to run old Disney films. No more. Now they run high-school shows, like ÒIn a HeartbeatÓ. However one gets the feeling that very few high-school students are actually watching these programs. After all, it is the fucking Disney channel! Recently Disney even pre-empted some high-school programs to show Winnie the Pooh! So my assumption is that the high-school shows are being watched by wanna-be junior high viewers, or even elementary school viewers. But here is the basic pattern of Disney programming: morning and early afternoon is programming for preschoolers. Yes, I am well on my way to being half a century old and I love Madeline, but I guess thatÕs because IÕm a Òpervert.Ó The programming is actually aimed at preschoolers. (After all, at 11:00 a.m. on weekdays, who is home and able to watch T.V., other than little kids who arenÕt in school yet?) However I would recommend Madeline to anyone, and certainly to my fellow pedophiles. Also I would recommend Rollie Pollie Olie. That is an outstanding show featuring a little boy and his baby sister Zowie. (Yes, I am in love with Zowie, who has just recently learned to say ÒOkie DokieÓ. SheÕs still working on the rest of her vocabulary.) Another great channel is the Sundance channel. I have started calling this ÒThe Wayward Girls Channel.Ó I only recently subscribed and already I have seen tons of movies and documentaries about teenage girls. Unlike the fake teens on the Disney channel, these are real girls that you can actually care about. Some of them are quite cute. The first show I bumped into on Sundance was a show about teenage girl models! The show followed several real girls who were trying to break into the modeling profession. As you can imagine, some of these girls were pure masturbation material! One girl, who was not featured but who showed up in the footage, looked like a perfect Lolita! I donÕt know how else to describe her except to say that she had a terrifically cute, vulnerable look about her. That same morning, on Sundance, I saw a show which I think was called Girls Like Us. It was quite an interesting program. It was a documentary that followed four girls through their entire high school career. Two of the girls were quite cute. The ending music, which I think is by Brian Eno, is really cool. More recently I saw a fictional movie called Whatever. That was a great movie. It was made after the passage of the Hatch Act, and in it you actually get to see a 17-year-old virgin deflowered. Sad to say, I have no experience of this in real life so it was quite educational for me. I guess this means the Hatch Act is toast, eh? Good riddance! Even more recently I saw a movie called Fun. That was a really wild movie. That movie probably had a greater impact on me than any of the other Òwayward girlÓ movies IÕve seen on Sundance. Even though one of the girls does a very bad thing, I fell in love with her anyway. (Naturally, it is the younger of the two girls that I fell in love with.) She is a totally cool chick. (Even cooler than you think, once you get deep into the movie and find out more about her!) She has this fantasy that sheÕs a Ninja (among other psychological disturbances), and that ÒNinja armies are gathering in the hills.Ó She will blow your mind and make you sad by the end of the movie. (ThatÕs how almost all the Sundance movies end, whether theyÕre about girls or not.) By the next morning I was in love with the ÒNinjaÓ girl. I was actually walking around crying, thinking about her. I have probably seen other Òwayward girlÓ movies on Sundance, but thatÕs all I can remember right now. Dwight Rolaids (Dear holy joe... yes, Rolaids is my last name. Please donÕt tease me about it. And thanks for printing this little article I wrote. I donÕt have Internet access right now.) (P.S. A really good movie on Sundance, that unfortunately doesnÕt have any girls in it, is ÒBeau TravailÓ. It is a movie about the French Foreign Legion. You might think it sounds boring and, frankly, it may be. But fortunately for me I got to see part of the movie, and then I saw the ending. Whoa, man! The ending of that film blew my mind! It was the most horrific type ending IÕve ever seen, scaring me more than any horror movie ending IÕve ever seen. You might not be scared of the ending. Or you may mistake what you think IÕm calling the ending for what in fact is the actual ending. All I can say is, watch the movie to the very end, including the ending music, and then see if you arenÕt scared, or at least deeply moved. Especially if you have been alive for awhile, like me.) 30 --------------------------- Dreamgirls! ------------------------ ----- Back issues (and stories): http://www.deja.com/ Search by typing: roller666@earthlink.net DonÕt forget to click on ÒPower SearchÓ. Change ÒstandardÓ archive to ÒcompleteÓ archive. ----- Other providers: Eli the Bearded: http://www.netusa.net/~eli/erotica/assm/ ArtÕs Erotic Stories and Photos: http://www.eroticstories.com AnyaÕs LilÕ Hideaway: http://www.insatiable.net/ Silver: http://www.mr-yellow.com/goodies Usenet Newsgroup: alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- Great books by David Hamilton: The Age of Innocence, A Place in the Sun, Twenty Five Years of an Artist. 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