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                                         Little girls on T.V. 

                                       THE ROLAIDS REPORT

         I used to be a slacker.  But now every morning 12 little girls get me 
out of bed!  ItÕs a pedophileÕs dream.  No, I havenÕt moved to some open-
minded Nordic country.  IÕve subscribed to the Disney channel. 
         Recently I discovered the T.V. show Madeline.  It features a dozen 
darling little girls, one of whom is named Madeline.  She and her friends 
live in France.  They donÕt have any parents.  They live in a big old house, 
with one nun.  Either they are orphans or they are boarding school girls.  
However, unlike the traditional boarding school show, which is all about 
girls drinking, smoking pot, and getting laid, these are little girls.  They 
are rambunctious, modestly spoiled young females, who seem to be 
unconsciously waiting for men to stroll up to the house and marry them, 
one by one.  (Obviously that is a few years away but one can easily see 
that happening, especially since the show is set in the 1930Õs, when girls 
were indeed supposed to grow up and get married.)  Already in one episode 
a painter falls in love with the little blonde girl Yvette.  In another 
episode the girls win a prize in a ÒCan CanÓ -style dancing contest.
         What a delight it is to see a show featuring traditional values!  
MadelineÕs episodes were made in 1990, 1993, 1995, and 2000.  While an 
early 1990 episode does feature a mild dose of feminism, the later 
episodes, from 1993 on, are wonderfully feminist-free.  And as holy joe 
remarked in a previous posting, one can make connections between the 
girls of Madeline and the girls in Anne-MarieÕs house in Story of O!
         I am taping all the episodes of Madeline.  Disney has been known to 
edit its own cartoons, editing out images of smoking from the 1930Õs and 
1940Õs Disney shorts, for instance.  So who is to say that Disney wonÕt 
read this posting and decide to screw around with Madeline, editing it and 
dumping loads of feminist claptrap into it?  So, by taping every episode, I 
can assure myself of always owning the pure, Òfeminist freeÓ version of 
Madeline.  However if someone at Disney is reading this post, allow me to 
make this complaint:
         At the end of every episode of Madeline, there is a surprise waiting.  
As the credits roll, there is Parisian-type music playing.  Then, all of a 
sudden, when you are about to turn off the T.V., the little girlsÕ voices 
suddenly burst into song, over the music.  What a delight it is to hear 
those little girls sing forth yet one more time, when you think the show is 
all over.  However, lately the Disney channel has been having some woman 
narratorÕs voice come on during MadelineÕs ending music.  This woman 
promotes the following show.  As for me, I donÕt give a damn about the 
following show (some dumb cartoon about beavers).  And I certainly donÕt 
want to listen to some damn woman talking, when I could be hearing the 
little Madeline girls singing!  So please, Disney, tell your woman 
announcer to shut up during MadelineÕs ending music.  If I was interested 
in listening to some stupid woman, IÕd be watching the Lifetime channel.
         Sometimes immediately after Madeline a music video comes on, 
during the Disney Òstation breakÓ.  The music video that I have been seeing 
features 10 and 11-year-old girls dancing.  It also features a three man 
band, composed of grown men, playing instruments.  I find it really sexy 
and cute to see a 10-year-old girl dancing in front of a man.  I mean, it 
just totally validates my whole view of the world, to see a 10-year-old 
girl dancing erotically in front of a man, who, in the video, is leaning over 
her shoulder.  I have watched that video many times, wishing that 
wonderful young girl could be my girlfriend!
         In the afternoon Disney runs live-action shows featuring attractive 
12 and 13-year-old girls.  Unfortunately the girls are standard American 
trash:  sluts who are pretending to be less sexually experienced than they 
actually are.  The dancing 10-year-old, in the music video in the morning, 
is an authentic, sexy young girl.  But the girls on the shows in the 
afternoon are just junk.  Sure, they might look nice, but they seem fake to 
me.  Perhaps they are simply too old for me.
         In the evening Disney used to run old Disney films.  No more.  Now 
they run high-school shows, like ÒIn a HeartbeatÓ.  However one gets the 
feeling that very few high-school students are actually watching these 
programs.  After all, it is the fucking Disney channel!  Recently Disney 
even pre-empted some high-school programs to show Winnie the Pooh!  So 
my assumption is that the high-school shows are being watched by 
wanna-be junior high viewers, or even elementary school viewers.
         But here is the basic pattern of Disney programming:  morning and 
early afternoon is programming for preschoolers.  Yes, I am well on my 
way to being half a century old and I love Madeline, but I guess thatÕs 
because IÕm a Òpervert.Ó  The programming is actually aimed at 
preschoolers.  (After all, at 11:00 a.m. on weekdays, who is home and able 
to watch T.V., other than little kids who arenÕt in school yet?)  However I 
would recommend Madeline to anyone, and certainly to my fellow 
pedophiles.  Also I would recommend Rollie Pollie Olie.  That is an 
outstanding show featuring a little boy and his baby sister Zowie.  (Yes, I 
am in love with Zowie, who has just recently learned to say ÒOkie DokieÓ.  
SheÕs still working on the rest of her vocabulary.)
         Another great channel is the Sundance channel.  I have started 
calling this ÒThe Wayward Girls Channel.Ó  I only recently subscribed and 
already I have seen tons of movies and documentaries about teenage girls.  
Unlike the fake teens on the Disney channel, these are real girls that you 
can actually care about.  Some of them are quite cute.  The first show I 
bumped into on Sundance was a show about teenage girl models!  The show 
followed several real girls who were trying to break into the modeling 
profession.  As you can imagine, some of these girls were pure 
masturbation material!  One girl, who was not featured but who showed up 
in the footage, looked like a perfect Lolita!  I donÕt know how else to 
describe her except to say that she had a terrifically cute, vulnerable look 
about her.
         That same morning, on Sundance, I saw a show which I think was 
called Girls Like Us.  It was quite an interesting program.  It was a 
documentary that followed four girls through their entire high school 
career.  Two of the girls were quite cute.  The ending music, which I think 
is by Brian Eno, is really cool.
         More recently I saw a fictional movie called Whatever.  That was a 
great movie.  It was made after the passage of the Hatch Act, and in it you 
actually get to see a 17-year-old virgin deflowered.  Sad to say, I have no 
experience of this in real life so it was quite educational for me.  I guess 
this means the Hatch Act is toast, eh?  Good riddance!
         Even more recently I saw a movie called Fun.  That was a really wild 
movie.  That movie probably had a greater impact on me than any of the 
other Òwayward girlÓ movies IÕve seen on Sundance.  Even though one of 
the girls does a very bad thing, I fell in love with her anyway.  (Naturally, 
it is the younger of the two girls that I fell in love with.)  She is a totally 
cool chick.  (Even cooler than you think, once you get deep into the movie 
and find out more about her!)  She has this fantasy that sheÕs a Ninja 
(among other psychological disturbances), and that ÒNinja armies are 
gathering in the hills.Ó  She will blow your mind and make you sad by the 
end of the movie.  (ThatÕs how almost all the Sundance movies end, 
whether theyÕre about girls or not.)  By the next morning I was in love 
with the ÒNinjaÓ girl.  I was actually walking around crying, thinking 
about her.
         I have probably seen other Òwayward girlÓ movies on Sundance, but 
thatÕs all I can remember right now.
         
         Dwight Rolaids

         (Dear holy joe... yes, Rolaids is my last name.  Please donÕt tease me 
about it.  And thanks for printing this little article I wrote.  I donÕt have 
Internet access right now.)

         (P.S.  A really good movie on Sundance, that unfortunately doesnÕt 
have any girls in it, is ÒBeau TravailÓ.  It is a movie about the French 
Foreign Legion.  You might think it sounds boring and, frankly, it may be.  
But fortunately for me I got to see part of the movie, and then I saw the 
ending.  Whoa, man!  The ending of that film blew my mind!  It was the 
most horrific type ending IÕve ever seen, scaring me more than any horror 
movie ending IÕve ever seen.
         You might not be scared of the ending.  Or you may mistake what you 
think IÕm calling the ending for what in fact is the actual ending.  All I can 
say is, watch the movie to the very end, including the ending music, and 
then see if you arenÕt scared, or at least deeply moved.  Especially if you 
have been alive for awhile, like me.)

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