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	Note to my cable company,

	As you know, recently I subscribed to the Playboy Channel.  Digital.  
24 hours per day.  I want to assure you even though my cable box is set to 
this channel all day (and all night) I am not sitting at home jerking off to 
it all the time.  I am not pooping in my pants when I see a really cute girl.  
I am not practising oxygen deprivation to increase my orgasmic high.  And 
I am not sticking a cucumber up my ass to increase the force of my 
ejaculations.
	No.  I am monitoring the Playboy Channel 24 hours a day for the 
Decency in America League, of which I am president.  This is a non-profit 
organization dedicated to assuring full compliance with all existing laws 
pertaining to adult entertainment.  You may wish to donate to my 
organization, as a good corporate citizen, to show that you are interested 
in full legal compliance in order to protect our nationŐs children.  Also, it 
would be helpful if you would credit my account as I am watching your 
channel all day in the interests of community safety.

	Thank you,

	holy joe

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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.