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ÒSo, how was your day?Ó
holy joeÕs
ACTUAL market research
How come they never interview me when they do market research?
ItÕs really annoying...and IÕm going to fix it. If youÕre a market researcher
I want you to test your assumptions against the actual facts. Let me point
out that I am simply writing down what I did today. I had no idea I was
going to write this essay. But at the end of the day I realized that my real
self was at such variance with assumed behavior that it would make a
good essay. So here it is.
IÕm a 40-year-old white adult male. Obviously IÕm reasonably well-
off and well-educated or itÕs unlikely IÕd be posting this essay on the
Internet.
My day began at 6 a.m. I began it by watching Madeline, the
adventures of a 6-year-old schoolgirl. Then I loaded dirty laundry into my
car. The highlights of loading my laundry were seeing a teenage girl with
a fat but attractive ass, and then seeing a little girl walking with a
certain bored, self-obsessed alacrity to elementary school. While I
enjoyed seeing the teenage girl with the fat ass, I really liked the little
girl. I almost hopped in my car for a closer look at her. I also recorded
the time I saw her, just for the hell of it. It never hurts to know when you
can see cute little elementary school girls walking down the street.
Then I went off to do my laundry at a coin laundry. The best part of
this experience was seeing three little girls with their mothers, at the
laundry. None of them were exceptionally cute, but they were quite
enjoyable to have around.
Oh yes. IÕve already skipped an important fact in my day, for market
researchers. It involved spending some of my truly ÒdisposableÓ income,
i.e. buying stuff I donÕt actually need. (Unlike my washing of clothes at
the laundry.)
I bought four magazines at the grocery store, at 8 a.m. Now, knowing
my age, race, and gender, what do you think this Ògrown manÓ bought?
Obviously Òadult timeÓ grown-up magazines, right? Wrong! I subscribe to
Mad Magazine, and one of the Special Edition Mads, called Mad XL. I wasnÕt
sure if I was entitled to get Mad Color Classics as part of my
subscriptions or not. So I went to the grocery store to see what was on
sale. There was Mad Color Classics, with the great cover IÕd seen for it in
Mad magazine (the regular monthly magazine) the previous night. I
realized I wasnÕt subscribed to Mad Color Classics, so I bought it. But my
buying didnÕt stop there.
No, I didnÕt buy Time, Newsweek, Fortune, Forbes, or even Gear (is
that magazine still being published?) Not even Maxim, that God-forsaken
ÒmaleÓ magazine thatÕs always telling 25-year-olds how to have better
sex. (As if a 25-year-old male needs any help in that area.)
I bought ÒKidpower.Ó ItÕs the premier issue. Something about the
cover just made me want to have it, and itÕs not because thereÕs a big
picture of Britney Spears on the cover. I think Britney is a slut, and too
old for me. No, I just liked the cover. I still remember a cartoon show in
the 1970Õs, called ÒKid PowerÓ. Actually I canÕt remember the show at all
but I remember the theme song perfectly.
ÒItÕs up to kid power, kid power,
All the power in the world!Ó
ThatÕs the lyrics, as best as I was able to discern them in the
1970Õs. So I bought the magazine. My purchase decision was aided by
great information in a photo-essay about Òbody mistÓ spray, and
(especially) sweet and sour lipsticks. IÕve always been a great fan of Lip
Smackers lipstick. I can never walk by Lip Smackers without stopping to
gawk at them, and wonder what cute little girls are wearing it.
Yes, I was in a buying mood, and the Wall Street Journal was not on
the agenda. It was time for another purchase of a Òlittle girlÕsÓ magazine,
this one entitled American Girl. The thing that turned me on about this
magazine was the headline article, across the top, stating, ÒFREE! Baby-
Animal Iron-Ons Inside!Ó When I found out that the magazine also
contained cheerleader jumps, I decided to buy. I now know the difference
between the ÒDouble HookÓ and the ÒToe TouchÓ jumps, as well as a few
other moves.
But I was not done buying yet. Next I picked up Teen Vogue magazine.
What cinched this deal was an article titled ÒNot That Innocent.Ó ItÕs an
article showing many different celebrity girls wearing clothes out on the
town. Some, called ÒsassyÓ (basically a clean-cut look) Vogue approves
of. Others, called ÒtrashÓ Vogue disapproves of. HereÕs a question for you,
do you think I preferred the photos of boring girls, wearing Vogue-
approved clothing? Or do you think I liked the trash? Well, just in case
youÕre unable to figure me out, IÕll tell you at the end of this article.
By 1:30 p.m. I was done with my laundry, which was just in time to
watch The Little Mermaid on the Disney channel. It was my first time
seeing this show, and I was quite impressed. IÕd been wanting to see it
for awhile. ItÕs not as fun as Madeline, but I enjoyed it. In fact, when I
die, I think I want to come back as Ariel, and live under the ocean, hanging
around with young mermaid girls.
Later in the day, after paying some bills, I wound up at Staples, the
office supply store. In addition to some boring stuff (like red pens and
plastic sheet protectors), I bought these items with my disposable
income: a glitter pencil, a chess set called ÒThe KidsÕ Book of Chess,Ó and
a ÒNational Geographic Pictures of the WorldÓ card game. I found the
ÒKidsÕ BookÓ and the National Geographic cards in a section of Staples
expressly created for children. I gawked at the multitudinous packs of
stickers in this area, but didnÕt buy any.
Next it was back to the grocery store, where I was entertained by
the sight of three girls, about age 12, who were shopping. They werenÕt
smashingly beautiful, but I enjoyed seeing them. I especially liked the one
who was dressed sort of trashy. (ThereÕs a clue to our little contest.)
Also at the grocery store I inspected a Tigger ÒcatchÓ toy. Basically itÕs a
ÒBeanie BabyÓ sized stuffed animal with a kind of babyÕs teething ring
attached to it, except that the baby is supposed to grab at the thing
instead of biting it. I also looked at Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore models of
this same toy. Then it was Gerber Graduates that caught my eye. This is
food for babies who are getting weaned off milk. It occurred to me that
the Gerber Graduates Fruit Juice food might impress a 12-year-old girl,
dressed in trashy clothing, who might decide to eat some, despite the fact
that itÕs made for babies.
Back at home, after perusing a free copy of the Wall Street Journal
that I got, I opened a wrapped magazine that had arrived in the mail. It
was Larry FlintÕs ÒVirginsÓ magazine. It is stated by this magazine that
itÕs printed for ÒLegal Teen Virgin Girls,Ó but given that itÕs filled with
naked females, some of them sticking dildos up each other, I doubt too
many 18-year-old girls are actually looking at it. However I enjoyed it
very much.
As I finish typing this, I am recording movies on the Sundance
channel. I donÕt know what they will actually be about, but IÕm hoping they
might concern the lives of adventurous teenage girls.
Which brings me to the conclusion of my essay, and the answer to my
quiz question:
I liked the trash.
Oh yes. Before I sign off let me say that, in perusing American Girl,
after IÕd already bought it, I came upon a girlsÕ personality test on pages
32 and 33. ItÕs called ÒPal Predictor,Ó and I found it quite educational
about the personalities of girls. It was excerpted from a forthcoming
book, and if I see the book for sale someday, I just might buy it.
Let me say for the record that there werenÕt actually any cute girls
in any of these magazines (except Virgins). Sometimes I buy a little girl
magazine because thereÕs a smashingly cute girl in the magazine, but
today I just liked the magazines themselves, for their appearance and
content, not because I fell in love with any of the cute little girls in them.
In fact, strictly speaking, there werenÕt any cute little girls in any of
these magazines. There were plenty of fine, normal girls, but none that I
swooned over.
Such is a day in the life of a 40-year-old white, well educated,
reasonably well off adult male. Maybe now, if youÕre a marketing
executive, you should revise a few of your assumptions.
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