Dad, What’s Wrong? by Karen Blayne 

Oh by the way red tape first.

Be warned these short stories contain mature content or naughty bits and as such may corrupt you if you’re under 12, 16, 18, 21 or 25 depending where you live thus if they are not suitable for you put them back on the shelf and let them age for a year or two.

They were sort of scribbled for fun. If you’ve paid money for this book just be aware the author has not received any payment. In fact no one has permission to charge money for this book and copyright ©2019 is retained by the author.  

Luv Karen

Julia looked at her dad.  “Dad What’s Wrong?”  Her dad shrugged “There’s a technical problem with the new design.”  Julia’s nose wrinkled.  “You’d had those before what so different about this one?”  “We had a solution but someone else patented it and the price they want to license the patent makes the whole project uneconomic.”  “But that’s unfair, you put millions into the new project.”  “We have and unless something turns up we either sell to the company with the patent for peanuts or go bankrupt, which means your college might have to be delayed.”

“Have you the designs?”  He passed her a USB and she looked on her laptop.  “It’s the bit that connects those two parts together.”  He pointed out the problem.  “Can I hang onto this and show someone?”  Dad shrugged.  “Why not?”.  Julia went and carefully selected the right dress something not too threatening for Jed but that set her legs off nicely.  Then set off for Jed’s place.

“Is Jed around?”  “Up in his room with his computers.  Want to go on up?  Wait a minute and I’ll make some sandwiches.  See if you can get one into him since he missed lunch.  His room is at the back at the top of the stairs.”  Julia nodded and slipped upstairs to find Jed glued to one of his screens.  She sat down in the spare chair, crossed her legs and waited.  She’d learnt early on you didn’t disturb Jed until he was ready.  Jed eventually looked away from the screen “Hi Julia why are you in my bedroom?”  “Eat.”  Julia fed him a sandwich and Jed looked at the time.  “Oops missed lunch again.”  He drank the mug of coffee then put it down on the desk.  “Right now why are you really here?”  “I thought I’d seduce you this afternoon.”  “Thank god for that for a moment I thought you might want something computerish explaining.”  Julia gave him a look.  “Not my scene although I do have a slight problem you might find interesting.”  She passed him the USB stick and he plugged it in.  “The problem is the way these two bits connect.”  “Well they seem to be connected in the diagram.”  “But they way they are connected is patented and I need a way to do it avoiding the patent.”  Jed looked it over “Interesting, very interesting let me play and we can talk about the seducing tomorrow.”  Julia watched him become wholly immersed in studying the problem.

She’d get no more sense out of him today.  She picked up the tray with the empty mugs and plates and took them downstairs.  “He actually ate something?  I’m amazed.”  “He actually spoke to me as well but I’m to come back tomorrow to talk about the seduction.”  Julia slipped out of the front door leaving Jed’s mother open mouthed.

“I don’t understand it, Julia of all people came to visit him and she’s coming back tomorrow so they can talk about seduction.”  Jed’s dad grinned.  “I knew his hormones would catch up with him eventually but Julia isn’t she Fernsby’s daughter?”  “Yes she is.  Now you come to mention it I wonder what the likes of her would be spending time with our Jed for?”  “Still if it gets him away from those computers of his for an hour or two and into socialising a bit more there’s no harm done.”  “Do you think we ought to nudge him into an apprenticeship?”  “Can we afford to have him live at home whilst he gets through one?”  “There is that I suppose.  Still if it was an apprenticeship in computers he’d probably be interested.”  “Cars have computers in them these days.  A car mechanic in the family might be useful.”

“So do I sell or hang on?”  “Do they know how desperate you are?”  “Probably but the price might drop if I leave it too long.”  “Will we lose the house?”  “No at least it’s in your mother’s name.”  “Give me a couple of days more.  Something might just turn up.”  “I’ll call them Monday then.”

Julia thought about Jed and what his tastes in clothes was.  Should she dress up or just be herself?  Well if she was trying to get through to him being herself might work better if she was comfortable, she compromised on clean jeans and a top.  She crossed her fingers and knocked on the door.  “Come through to the kitchen and I’ll make a tray up for you to take up.”  “You mean he missed lunch again?”  “He missed lunch again.”  Julia carried the tray upstairs and slid into Jed’s room.  She put the tray down and picked up a sandwich and munched away.  Jed looked up.  “Is that my lunch?”  “I thought you weren’t interested?”  Jed snatched a sandwich.  “Come up with anything?”  Jed switched screens and brought up a diagram.  “It’s a bit complex but I think it should work and it avoids the other patent.  You’ll probably need a 3D metal printer to make it though.”  “You have?”  Julia lent across and kissed him.  “How wonderful.”  “It was an interesting problem but the software used an evolutionary technique to find alternative solutions.  Got any more?”  “Come and meet my dad.”  “Couldn’t you just explain it to him?”  Julia looked at him and screwed up her nose.  “OK but I think he’d like to thank you some how.”  “You sort him out.  I’m not much good with people.”  Julia kissed him on the cheek and disappeared to show her dad.

“It looks very good at first glance but I’ll have Stan run his eye over it first.”  Julie crossed her fingers and awaited Stan’s verdict.  

“It needs to be patented and licensed to protect ourselves but yes it should work well and be more robust than the original design we had intended to use.”

“Jed we need to patent and license it which means lawyers and so forth.”  “Can you just sort it all out?”  Julia gave an exasperated sigh “OK.”

“Dad Jed has left it to me to sort out.”  “Well we ought to do something for him.  I’ll get the company lawyer to set up a new company and Jed can assign the rights to it and we can pay a license fee.  Anything we can do mean time?”  “You mean it will take years before he sees any money?”  Julie’s dad smiled.  “Well there is that but I was thinking of paying the company enough for it to pay you both to go to University.”  “It’s a bit late to apply.”  “The tutor who was talking to me about our sandwich students happened to mention they have a couple of places left for computer science.  Mention it to Jed and see what he says oh and you’d better mention I’ll find him a job at the end if he wants one to keep his parents happy.”

Julia sat at the kitchen table with Jed and his parents.  “I think he’d do better with an apprenticeship rather than go to one of those Universities.  You can be certain of a job with an apprenticeship.”  “My dad said he’d find him a job if he wanted one at the end.” “Be expensive mind living away from home.”  “It’s all paid for.”  “Who’d look after him and made sure he eats his veg and things?”  Julia mentally counted to ten “I suppose I could.”  Jed looked up and grinned so she kicked him under the table and mentally planned a plate of raw brussels sprouts for him each day for breakfast.

She sat him in her dad’s car which was comfier for longer distances and they set off for an interview, sliding into the admission tutor’s office with him.

“Now what have you done so far in Computer Science?”  “Well I’ve played with a computer.”  The tutor looked forbidding.  “Didn’t you say you’d written a complier?”  Asked Julia.  “Well yes but they know all about that since it’s the one they use.” The tutor put his head in his hands for a moment “Fine, and you young lady?”  “My dad was talking to our sandwich students’ tutor and he mentioned you had two places left.”  “I’ll best sign you both up then hadn’t I?”  “I was thinking of doing something else.”  “Such as?”  “English lit. or fine arts.”  “Let’s see your grades.”  She passed them over.  “If you study English lit. you’ll never enjoy a book again you’ll be too busy dissecting it.  Looking at your grades they’re good enough for this course and as the tutor mentioned to your dad we have two places to fill.  Welcome to the course.  You can always read a few books in your spare time to relax.”  Julia felt she was missing something here but whatever.  “Accommodation?”  “Well the halls are full so you’ll either be renting something or buying something.”  “I suppose I’d better look for a house to buy then.”  “If a three bedroomed detached would be of interest I heard just this morning that one of my colleagues has a new job starting in September at a different University?”  Jed just asked her to sort it all out.

She and Jed spent the summer at her dad’s works.  Sort of wandering around and asking questions.  Still Jed found three more problems that he could solve so three more patents to file.

Julia looked round the house.  It was all hers, well it belonged to Jed’s company really, paid for out of the royalties but that was minor.  She’d given herself a budget to furnish the house just the way she wanted.  Two double beds for a start, one for her and one for Jed.

Well the first lecture was over, time for coffee.  She nudged Jed as he seemed to be deep in thought.  There was another guy in front who had the same little boy lost look about him.  She nudged him with her foot.  “The lecture’s over, time for coffee?”  He looked blankly at her for a moment then the three of them left the lecture hall together and she steered them towards the coffee bar.  “I’m Julia.  This is Jed.”  “Oh I’m Martin.”  They sat together and discussed the course so far.  Julia found it hard work as neither Jed nor Martin seemed very chatty.  “Have you found anywhere nice to live?”  She asked in desperation after introducing the weather and getting little response.  “I’m staying at a hotel at the moment but they have mentioned it might be expensive to stay there permanently.”  Well she had one not very sociable person in Jed and there was a third bedroom.  “Would you like to come back with us since we have a spare room?”  Martin thought about it and thought perhaps he might.  Julia thought about pouring a mug of coffee over him.  “We might be interested.”  Two girls looked across from a nearby table.  “Meet up here at four?”  Suggested Jed since it was time for another lecture.

Martin looked at the second bedroom that Julia had thought to have for herself.  “I like this room.”  Well she could always sleep in the third room.  “Have you thought about who’ll end up doing the cooking?”  Julia had a sudden panic as Gail asked Jed and Martin if they could boil an egg and they looked surprised they should be asked.  “No.”  “I’m sure if you Google it they’ll tell you how to or there might be a YouTube video on it but why would you want to know.”  Replied Jed.

“We have sleeping bags and could share the third bedroom.  I mean you and Jed look like a couple.”  Jed looked up “A couple, have we dated or something?”  Julia picked up a convenient scatter cushion and thumped him with it.  “Did I say something wrong?”  Jed asked as Julia hit him again to vent her frustration.  Jed slipped his arm round her and pulled her to him and gently kissed her on the lips.  “Are we a couple?”  He asked quietly.  Julia kissed him and snuggled up.  “We could be.”  “Oh good, I’d like that.  How long before I should ask you on a date?”  He asked innocently.  Julia resumed thumping him with the cushion and he tried to ward off the blows.

“That’s settled then, we get the third bedroom with sleeping bags on the floor for the moment.”

Julia talked both Jed and Martin to follow her example and take written notes.  “You’ll absorb the material and retain it better than if you just key it in word for word.  Besides we can always grab a copy off someone who has entered it on a laptop if we need it.”

The following Saturday Chloe was bending forward laying the table in a short summer dress.  Martin was standing and admiring the view when Abby tapped him on the shoulder.  “Admiring the view?”  She asked pertly.  Martin turned a deep shade of red and stammered out something indistinguishable.  Chloe looked over her shoulder at him and grinned “I don’t mind.”  She looked down at his crotch “Thank you for the complement Martin.”  Martin grew even redder if that was possible.

Abby ran her fingers over his crotch.  “I think you should lie down.  You’ve got a quite massive swelling.”  “Really?”  Chloe’s eyes lit up and the two girls ushered him back into his room.  “Now the first thing is to remove any constrictions.  I learnt that on the first aid course in the Brownies.”  Abby unzipped Martin’s jeans and together they wiggled his jeans off exposing Martin’s underwear.  “Off they come as well.”  Martin started to protest.  “Hush Martin, Abby has a brownie’s first aid badge so knows about these things.”  “It looks big to me.”  “We could try a kiss better?”  Abby kissed the tip and it seemed to grow even firmer.  “My turn.”  Chloe kissed the tip as well.  “I think perhaps a sort of French kiss.  You know part your lips and wiggle your tongue.”  Martin grew pinker if that was possible.  “My turn.”  Martin soon found Abby was doing delightful things with her lips and tongue.

“I really feel we ought to let the fluids out.”  Abby looked up with a puzzled look.  Martin felt the delicious sensations had come to halt but then Chloe lowered herself on top of him and moved up and down.  “I hadn’t thought of that.”

Julia intrigued by Martin’s moans and some of the comments she heard pushed the bedroom door open a little wider and peered in to see Chloe riding Martin.  Chloe gave a moan and hopped off slated.  “No the fluids haven’t escaped yet.  You didn’t do it long enough.”  As Abby guided him inside her Julia caught sight of his size.  “Martin are you suffering?”  Martin gave another moan and a shudder.  “He’s released it now.  I feel all damp inside.  My cousin was right.  You just need to clamp down with your inner muscles.”  “What are you doing to him?”  “I’ve got a Sex Ed book somewhere if you really want to know.”  “Chloe was flashing her knickers at him and he grew hard.  Then we found out how big he is.  We think we’ll just need one bed in the third bedroom since we’ll take turns to sleep in Martin’s bed.”  “I mean to say it seems a shame to let his size go to waste when he can keep us both happy without the bother of finding a boyfriend whilst we’re studying.”

“Are you happy with that arrangement Martin?”  Martin blushed a deep red colour.  “If they’re sure.  Do you think I might ask them to wash my socks as well.”  Julia stepped back out of the room as Chloe and Abby advanced on Martin having snatched a pillow each from the bed first.

“So how much rent would you like?”  Jed looked at Julia for her thoughts.  “Well it’s Jed’s company that owns the house and I’m not sure how it would show up on the accounts.”  Martin volunteered to pay the utilities and Abby and Chloe said they’d pay the grocery bills but steak every night was off the menu much to Martin’s disappointment and murmurs of how was he to keep his strength up without a T-bone steak each day?

“So what does your company do?”  “Not much, Julia has arranged an income for it that’s about all I know.”  “Could we use it for a case study for our Business course?”  “Help yourself.”

Abby and Chloe had fun and over the years of their course set up the company with a set of policies so it managed itself and gave Julia a set of guidelines to follow.  It looked especially good when they handed their course work in and mentioned the polices had been implemented by a real company.

Madison felt drained after sitting all the tests.  Still, at least she’d been called in for an interview.  She looked through her wardrobe to select just the right clothes.  Not too forward but there again she had good legs and if that made the difference too bad anyone else.

She tapped on the office door.  She was about to be interviewed by no less than the owner.  The personal touch not like one of these large corporations but would she be hired for her looks or her brains?  Did it matter?  “Come in.”  She pushed open the office door and nervously stepped inside.  “You have a job.  Now all we have to do is answer any questions you might have.”  “What am I expected to do?”  Jed looked at her blankly.  “I’m not really sure.  Generally we start people off as a trainee whatever and then see where they slot themselves in.”  “Probationary period?”  “We don’t have one but you may resign if you don’t like us.”  “So how do you select people if you don’t interview them?”  “I don’t like interviews.  I’m not very good with people so Chloe and Abby came up with a series of tests that you sat and the ones that pass come through the door.”  “You mean I needn’t have worn a short skirt?”  “Well we don’t have a formal dress code but I suspect it’s better if you wear some clothes.  I’ll add it to your file, dress code bonus.  Shall we say $10 a day for wearing a short skirt?”  Madison glared at him.  “Someone must know what I’m supposed to be doing?”  “Julia normally organises us.  Second office along on the left as you go out.”

“Are you Julia?”  “It depends who is asking but yes I admit it.”  “I’ve just had the strangest interview.”  “Met Jed have you.  It probably wasn’t much of an interview.”  “Somehow I have a dress code that pays $10 a day if I wear short skirt?  That can’t be right in this day and age can it?”  “It is a bit unusual.  Tell me exactly what you both said to each other.”  Madison regurgitated word for word what had been said and Julia smiled.  “I think Jed was joking which for Jed is unusual to say the least.  Now he did say it was voluntary so you don’t have to wear a short skirt but I’m sure we can come up with a few other items of apparel that deserve $10 a day as well.”

Together they drew up a list, each item more outrageous than the last.  “I think six inch heels should be a hundred a day.  They’re dangerous if you topple over.”  “Now that’s sorted out.  We’d better find you somewhere to work.  Normally we get our trainees to shadow someone then gradually take on more responsibility.”  “I could shadow Jed for a few months?”  “Perfect.”

Georgia came home with the news her company had been taken over.  “So no job but at least they have given me three months pay.”  Lachlan’s face dropped.  “So we both look and see who gets one first?”  “Looks like it.  I was passed a phone number so I called and I have been asked to do some screening tests tomorrow morning.”  “Anyone interesting?”  “Some small local firm or other so I can’t imagine they’ll need a technical writer but you never know your luck.”

Georgia felt drained.  She had no idea what the tests were designed to test.  Technical writing ability seemed only one of the criteria.  The invigilator looked up from her book.  “If you’d just like to put your head round the door of Jed’s office I’m sure he’ll find you a mug of coffee.”  She staggered to the door and down the corridor, real offices with doors, how old fashioned.  She knocked on the door and was bid “Enter.”  “I was told I could get a mug of coffee here?”  “Is it really time for coffee already?  I suppose it must be, if you could just sign this letter of offer first to keep the paperwork straight?  I trust the salary is acceptable?  I put you at the bottom of the scale but there are annual increments even if you stay on the trainee grade.”  Georgia blinked, signed and accepted her copy.  “Start whenever you’re ready.  Tomorrow will be fine but if you have to give notice that’s fine as well.”  The coffee was an excellent blend and she sat at a small table opposite Jed.  “What am I supposed to be doing?”  “Well Martin has never been much good at documenting things so I suggest we throw you in at the deep end and see how much information you can extract from him.”  “Is there a dress code? Probationary period?”  Jed went slightly pink “No probationary period.  If you’d like to buy a house within cycling distance, we have been known to find a low interest mortgage.  Dress code, talk to Julia about it.  We don’t normally have one but somehow Madison ended up with one and we try not to discriminate.”

Lachlan looked over the new house.  He’d never imagined staying at home to look after two small children until they reached school age but when he and Georgia sat down and went over the sums plus the chance to buy their home it really did seem sensible for him to stay home for the next four years.  Since Georgia was cycling to work and the supermarket was within walking distance they didn’t need a car and that made a considerable difference to their finances.

He got the pushchair out and took the pair of them to the park where he got some odd looks at first but gradually he was accepted by the mothers with children the same age as his.

He was invited to coffee one damp morning as winter approached.  The children where happily playing with each other and the young mothers sat and gossiped over coffee.  In the kitchen the cupboard doors didn’t quite line up and Lachlan offered to line them up if a screwdriver could be found.

Georgia was delighted with the beef thingy that Rachel had given Lachlan in return for doing a few small jobs.  “Obviously someone in the group can cook now how is dad coping?”  “Fine except I got invited back for coffee when it was raining this morning and foolishly offered to line up the kitchen cupboard doors.”  “So how many more small jobs have they found for you so far?”  “You must have been there.”  “No but I can imagine.”  “In return Ava gave me a lift to the superstore and back so I’ve done most of the heavy shopping for the month and saved a few dollars.  There was one thing I was a bit unsure of.”  “Tell.”  “Well when we went to Ava home for coffee they were a bit short of chairs so Kaylee sat in my lap and I’m not sure if it was my imagination or not but they seemed to be flirting with me.  Can you believe I was caressed and groped on my way to the kitchen?”  Georgia laughed “Well what do you expect?  A group of young mothers who have just got their figures back like a bit of male attention and they probably feel safe with you.  Caress and grope them back.  Did Kaylee wiggle a bit in your lap?”  Lachlan turned a shade of pink.  “You’re doing great with the kids so as long as it isn’t just one girl I’m happy with whatever happens.”  “Whatever?”  “Whatever, you’re doing the hard part and I’m sure I’ll reap the benefit when you get back.”  Georgia wiggled her butt at him and looked at him invitingly over her shoulder leading the way to the bedroom.

“They look so cute.  I know I can take a smartphone picture but Logan’s bigger camera gets them in focus better.”  Lachlan looked up and Logan’s camera bag was brought out.  “Do you know how to use it?”  Lachlan’s eyes gleamed “I haven’t used this particular model but I think I can work out the basics.”  He slotted the telephoto lense on the camera, added a lens hood and set it all up on a tripod.  Focussed it then quietly took some photos.  Ava looked at her smartphone “They look very good.  Logan brought the big lense for photographing birds far away.”  “It works for people as well.  You get less depth of field.”  “You mean the background is fuzzy like a real photographer would make it?”  “I used to play in my youth with my dad’s camera.”  Suddenly everyone wanted a picture of their darlings playing and Lachlan was kept busy arranging shots.  Kaylee proved an adept photographer’s assistant as she pulled faces at the children or gave them a toy to get engrossed with.

Kaylee came up with the idea of a clothes party.  “I’ve a closet full of dresses I’ll never wear again.”  Ava grinned at Lachlan “Into cross dressing?”  “Ava don’t tease the poor man or at least wait until he’s adjusted my shelves.”  Lachlan blushed “You won’t want me there.”  “Nonsense a man’s opinion is just what we need.”  Somehow he was talked into attending.  Georgia thought it was a great idea and raided her wardrobe.  “There I can unload all my old office outfits since I just wear jeans and a top these days.  Now you know I’m the same size as Nicole and you know what colours I like.  Just ask Nicole to model anything that interests you.”

Ava grinned at him as he arrived.  “I knew you were into cross dressing.”  “These are Georgia’s and I’m instructed to ask Nicole to model anything that interests me to see if it fits.”   Emily hung Georgia’s clothes on a rack and everyone looked through to see if they could find the perfect outfit.  Kaylee pulled out an evening gown and carried it off to the kitchen to get changed.  “Think it suits me?”  She twirled around in a professional manner.  “She used to be a model.”  “I could pose for you?”  Kaylee threw an exaggerated pose towards Lachlan.  Ava produced the camera bag and soon the girls were having fun posing in the different outfits.  At first they disappeared into the kitchen to change but then Kaylee was more brazen and just changed in front of Lachlan.  Emily held up a slightly sheer dress.  “Does this look interesting?”  “I think it’s supposed to be worn with a slip underneath.”  “He looks interested though.  Strip off Nicole and try it on.”   Nicole pouted and stepped across to Lachlan.  “Undo my zip please.”  Lachlan did as she requested.  Nicole held the dress up against herself and looked in the full length mirror.  “Unhook my bra as well please.”  She thought about sliding her thong off but decided a flesh colour thong wouldn’t show under the dress.

“So?”  “It looks interesting.”  “You need to feel the material to get a better idea.”  Lachlan looked at Ava questioningly.  “Well this dress is made of a very fine material.  Some other slightly sheer dresses are heavier.  If you cup Nicole’s breasts for example the nipples will stand out and show under the dress.  Makes it much more interesting to look at.”  “Couldn’t she cup them herself?”  “She could but I’m sure your touch will firm them up more quickly.”  Reluctantly Lachlan stood behind Nicole and cupped her breasts running his thumbs across her nipples so they firmed up.  “Nibble her neck and shoulders.”  Commanded Kaylee from behind the camera.  Kaylee watched until the expression she was after appeared on Nicole’s face.  “Stand back.”  Lachlan did as he was bid and Nicole took the shot she was after.

“So do you think Georgia will look good in the dress?”  “Definitely but she’s not going out in public in it.”  The girls laughed.

“What’s for supper?”  Tom asked as he checked his email on the laptop.  “Don’t you want to see my loot from the clothes swap?”  “How did you get on?”  Nicole sent him the picture from her phone.  “God you look amazing, upstairs now.”  “Supper?”  “Supper can wait, upstairs first.”  Tom had her out of her clothes and on to the bed in record time.  “You’re sopping.”  He plunged quickly in and felt Nicole shudder under him in a way she hadn’t for sometime.  

They lay back on the bed and he asked “Who brought you to such a state?”  “Kaylee commanded Lachlan to cup my breasts to firm up my nipples so they’d stand out under the dress.  She used to be a model so knows all the tricks.”  “Lachlan?”  “Oh he’s part of the mother’s group.  As I understand it Georgia’s job was slightly better paid and had benefits so they decided Lachlan could take time off work and look after the children until they went to school.  He’s very useful and put together our bookcase that has been waiting a year to get put together and he did Ava’s kitchen cupboards.”  “It sounds like you should reward him somehow.”  Tom said with a twinkle in his eye.  Nicole eyed him “Are you serious?  I can see you are.  Well sorry lover boy but I don’t think it’s going to happen.  I’m much too shy and Lachlan would never make the first move.  You’ll have to go back to fantasying about Harley Davidsons again.  Now then supper, you might not be interested but there are two small children playing in the garden that if they don’t get fed will be making their views on the subject known shortly.”  

“So did he like the loot?”  “You know we never discussed it.  I sent him the photo that Kaylee took to his laptop and immediately he grabbed me and hauled me upstairs.”  “I could take some more glamour photos of you if you like?”  Nicole blushed.  “I’ll take that as a yes then.  Tomorrow, bring in some of the things he admires most and I’ll bring in a few garments I still have lying around from my modelling days.  A word of warning though leave off your bras.  They leave indents on your skin for hours.”

The next day the girls fussed round Nicole wanting her to look her best whilst the children played outside.  Kaylee showed her the poses to try and Lachlan took the photos.  They started off with modest looking shots then gradually after feeding Nicole a glass of wine the outfits and poses grew a little more daring.  A glimpse of garter belt here, a fan blowing her flimsy dress against her body, a lower cut bra than she might normally wear.  Soon Nicole was shamelessly flirting with the camera and Lachlan.

“Emily could we borrow one of your stilettos please.”  “Just one?  You need two to balance.”  Emily said slipping off one of her fashionable high heels.  “Just one and I’ll give it a quick wipe with a damp tissue.”  Nicole blanched.  “Don’t tell me I’m expected to slide it in?”  “But of course, just gently masturbate with it.”  “I know some find it sexy but really getting off on a shoe heel?”  There were nervous giggles around the room and Nicole after inspecting it very carefully gave it a second wipe with a damp tissue before gingerly inserting it.  “My god I’d never have thought about it.”  “We can try with Emily wearing it?”  “Tom would probably have a heart attack.  Let’s do it.”  Emily slipped her skirt off exposing stockings and a suspender belt.  “It gives me confidence.”  She said to the others.  “Now do you want to insert it first and I’ll slide my foot in or slip it on first then Nicole can guide it in?”  “Nicole?”  “I’ll guide it in.”  “Perfect, now pull it out slightly then push it back in.”  “Once more.”  Ava stood watching with her hand over her mouth not believing her eyes.

“Let’s take a break.”  “So are you feeling comfortable?”  “Oh I am but I’m not sure about Lachlan.”  Nicole looked down at his crotch.  “I think I should take my turn outside looking after les enfants terribles.”  Ava laughed “Coward.” Lachlan was quite happy to admit it.  “We could take it a bit closer to the limits?”  Nicole cocked her head, “Not all the way but more suggestive.”  “Let’s go for it.”  Cried out Emily “Let’s see if we can get Lachlan to rise to the occasion.”

“OK guys the idea is to let their imagination do the work.  So the next step is lipstick.  Sit on the stool whilst I apply it.”  Emily looked at her oddly.  “I can’t imagine how a man can start imagining things about lipstick.”  Nicole sat on the stool and Kaylee carefully applied the red lipstick to her lips.  “Stay there.”  Kaylee commanded as she applied the deep red lipstick to her own lips then kissed Nicole’s breasts leaving a red lipstick imprint around each nipple. She returned to the camera and took a photo.  “See all perfectly respectable but it gets their imagination running rampant.”

“Now we need a bit of scenery.”  She turned to Lachlan and undid his slacks before he could start to protest.  Then she ran her fingers over his rod and under his testicles.  “There now ready.  I want you to open your mouth and we’ll slide in Lachlan’s appendage.”  “You’re joking?”  Kaylee just held Lachlan’s appendage between Nicole’s lips.  “Now close your lips and just rub them against him so the lipstick comes off.”  Nicole quietly took advantage and lightly moved her tongue over the tip.  Lachlan moaned “Careful not too much stimulation we don’t want him shooting his load quite yet.”  Kaylee took some shots with Nicole’s mouth open lips millimetres away from Lachlan but not quite touching but with the all incriminating lipstick marks on his appendage practically under her lips.  “Now I wonder what Tom’s reaction will be when he sees this one.”  Commented Emily.  Nicole blushed as she thought of just what would happen.

“Now for the next one.”  “You mean it gets hotter?”  Nicole was blushing furiously now.  “I’m not sure I should.”  “Nicole how can you say that.  You’d disappoint Lachlan for a start and I imagine Tom would be disappointed if you chickened out.”  Nicole allowed herself to be talked into the next shot.  Kaylee produced a magic wand and made sure that Nicole was well and truly aroused.  “Now legs apart and let’s move Lachlan into place.” Lachlan was positioned so his rod was an eighth of an inch away from Nicole’s entrance.  “I’m not sure about this what happens if Lachlan loses control and spurts a load?  Tom and I are trying for another child.”  “Oh he’s safe enough, Georgia mentioned he’d been snipped.”  Replied Ava.  She was too aroused and it was too much temptation.  Nicole just reached down and pulled him in.

Kaylee just kept taking photos.  “Oh god I think I need a tissue.”  “No way girl if we’re going dirty then we’re going really dirty.  I want to see that sperm dribble out properly.  I mean to say what’s the point in him releasing it all inside you if we don’t record it?”  Kaylee took more photos then paused.  “Emily you have the longest tongue get in there and lick her clean.”  Ava tried to look shocked rather than intrigued.  “Ava hold her hair back.  Emily tongue out so the tip is just touching Lachlan’s cream.” The camera shutter sounded three times more.  “Now closer and get a good mouthful.”  The sound of the shutter continued.  “I want you to open your lips wide so I can see.”  “Good girl now kiss Nicole and let it dribble into her mouth.”  Ava just stood there open mouthed behind and Kaylee included her in the shot to show her reaction.

“Take him in your mouth again.”  Lachlan tried protesting but the girls overruled him.  “It’s obvious part of you wants to and you know it will be more comfortable for you when you release your spunk once more.”  Rachel came in from the garden where she’d been supervising the children.  “Can I join in?”  Lachlan gave a groan.  “Just stay out of shot.”  Rachel stayed behind Lachlan giving him the sort of back massage her husband enjoyed most.  Then she bent forward and nibbled his ear as she would her husband.

With Nicole giving a good imitation of a cheerleader demonstrating her skills to the football team Lachlan spurted into Nicole’s mouth.  “Don’t swallow.”  Commanded Kaylee.  Now open for me and show me a mouth full of white.”  “Kiss Rachel for me, draw apart and let it dribble from one mouth to the next.” The camera continued capturing the images.

“There now that should keep Tom excited for a day or two.”  “Where did you learn all this?”  “One of the photographers I worked with would rent a studio for the day and after he’d finished doing the commercial work with me he’d shoot some pornography.”  “Were you a porn star?”  “No not at all.  To do commercial work you can’t mix in porn.  So my face never appeared but my hands.  Well they look good so quite often he’d call on me to grasp a breast or cover someone’s crotch with my hand.  I’ve even been known to slip a finger inside.  Just being there you pick a few things up.”  

Kaylee turned to Emily “Your turn.  I thought we’d start with chocolate flavoured edible body icing.  Cover your body then have a couple of the girls lick it off you revealing nipples and pussy as they do so.”  Emily gave a little shiver of delight at the idea.  “I get to play with Lachlan?”  “You get to play with him.  Do you fancy a few shots with him licking your crotch clean?”  “Yes please.”  “Don’t I get any say in this?”  “If you want to be included in the babysitting ring you’d better agree.”  “That’s blackmail.”  Rachel gave him a kiss on the lips.  “Now sit back and enjoy it.  I’m sure Georgia would prefer you not to limit yourself to one girl.  I know I won’t want Jordan having some sort of exclusive deal with just one girl.”

Kaylee pressed a USB stick into Nicole’s hand as she was leaving.  “I left one camera on video so here’s the dirty movie for Tom.”

The next day was Rachel’s turn before the camera.  She changed into the outfit that was her husband’s favourite.  “Black and sheer, don’t you think it’s just a bit corny?”  “Paul is crazy about it and that’s all that matters.”  Emily looked across at Lachlan “All right I think it’s very sexy as well.”  Rachel came up and kissed him a long lingering kiss.  “It’s always nice to be appreciated when you’ve made an effort.”  “Do you want the wand to warm yourself up?”  “Heavens no I’m old fashioned.  I’ll make do with old fashioned snogging and Lachlan’s fingers.  I’m sure he knows what to do and if not I can always tell him exactly what turns me on, that way I’ll feel more in control.”  “Would you like Kaylee’s hands in shot doing naughty things to your body?”  “But who’d take the photos but it’s a good idea.  Ava come and put your finger up my pussy.”  “I could tongue your clitoris as well?”  “Not directly though, it’s very sensitive.  Now shall we start with me sitting in Lachlan’s lap?”

The next day Ava wondered in with a set of coloured hoops that the children had been playing hoopla with.  Rachel looked at them with interest then turned to Lachlan.  “No, absolutely not, no way under any circumstances whatever.”  “But I haven’t even said a word.”  “You don’t have to.”  “Three of my frozen beef thingies?”  “That’s not fair, but I suppose I could consider the matter for four.”  “Five and you’ll accept?”  Lachlan nodded, “Against my better judgement.”  “So what is Lachlan’s role?”  “Oh he just has to stand there whilst we throw hoops at his appendage.”  Alexis blushed “You mean...”  Emily cottoned on and grinned. “But we need a prize for the person who gets the most hanging on him.  Six hoops each?”  “The prize will be Lachlan for the rest of the day.  He has to do whatever the winner tells him.”

Emily and Ava helped Lachlan undress then Emily massaged his appendage whilst Rachel worked her magic on his back and shoulders.  “He’s hard now my turn first.”  Squealed Alexis.  She stood behind the line on the carpet and tossed the first hoop.  It missed.  With the second hoop she managed to encircle his rod and clapped to congratulate herself.  She eventually managed to score three.  “This is definitely fun why didn’t we think of it before?”  “He’s beginning to droop.”  Emily knelt in front of him and took him in her mouth until he was hard once more.  Ava tried but was giggling so much she only managed to score two hoops.  Rachel managed three, the third only because she was tweaking her nipple with her left hand as she tossed with her right.  Lachlan grew harder at the sight and his rod jerked upwards to just catch the hoop.  “Is that fair?”  Queried Emily “It went over.” Replied Ava and that seemed to settle things.  Rachel and Alexis tied so decided that Rachel would have Lachlan for the rest of the day and Alexis would command him the following day.  “OK guys now into the bedroom and I’ll bring the cameras.”

In the office Alyssa sought Julia out.  “Can we talk privately?”  Julia guided her to a conference room.  “What’s the problem?”  “Noah has been offered a job on the other side of the country.”  “So?”  “He says I have a good job here and thinks I should stay.”  “The idiot.”  “So I thought I’d ask if you could lay me off.  That way I’d go with him but it wouldn’t look as bad on my CV as if I was fired.”  “And Noah would be upset if you resigned?” Alyssa nodded.  “Consider it done.  If I lay you off for four months that will give you time to find something with him?  You get a month’s pay if you resign whilst laid off you know beside being able to draw unemployment pay.”  Alyssa grinned, “You tempt me.”  “Go and tempt Noah.  I’ll have the formal letter drawn up for you this afternoon just let me know when you’d like the formal date to be laid off.”

Georgia looked distressed.  “What’s wrong?”  “Martin has had a number of phone calls from a headhunter.”  “So?”  “They keep upping the ante, currently its double his salary.”  “How does that affect us?”  “One of the other technical writers got laid off two months ago.  If Martin leaves, I’m not sure if I’d be laid off as well.”  “Could you bake him a cake or something to help him stay?”  Georgia hesitated “My cake baking is hopeless but I could try to seduce him I suppose.  You did mention once a fantasy about me having to service my boss to keep my job?  But he’s not my boss just a coworker.”  “Does this mean you fancy him?  Is he married?”  “Martin is married to his computers.  He’s all right I suppose not quite as handsome as you.  The problem is the mortgage is with the company and the benefits I get as well.  I don’t think we can afford for me to get laid off.”  “Whatever you decide.  Didn’t you say something about a dress code once?”  “Oh that I’d forgotten all about it.  Apparently Madison when she met Jed and found out she had a job she mentioned to him she’d worn a short skirt for nothing so Jed invented a dress code bonus saying that he thought she ought to wear some clothes at the office and that’s how it all came about.  Julia and Madison dreampt up a list of clothes for the optional dress code with a price on each per day.”  “How much is a short skirt then?”  “Ten dollars a day I think.”  Well your legs are good and your blue skirt does show them off nicely.”  Georgia looked through the optional dress code and her wardrobe.  She thought she’d just shop for one or two more items since her present wardrobe didn’t quite contain everything on the list.

Well it was attention getting to say the least so not something she could wear to walk through the office in.  She’d take a garment bag in with her and change in the office.

Martin looked up “There’s something different about you?  Had your hair done?”  Georgia grinned at him and plonked herself down in his lap.  “Martin you’re priceless.  I’d better give you a clue, the skirt perhaps?”  Martin laid his hand on her thigh.  “Not much of it is there?  Is the air conditioning set too warm for you?”  “I was feeling broke so thought I’d claim the optional dress code payments.”  “I heard about that.  Something to do with Madison saying she needn’t have bothered to wear a short skirt and Jed thought she should wear some clothing at least.  Didn’t Julia and Madison dream it up together?  Looking at your outfit today I’d say you’ve earned fifty dollars at least if I remember the amounts correctly.

“I just thought I’d try to seduce you so you didn’t get tempted by the headhunters.”  “You mean the sex thing?”  She kissed him “Well done.”  “Well we’d be more comfortable in my other office.”  Intrigued she let him lead the way to a corner office with a door.

“Like it?  It’s my home from home.”  It might just as well have been a studio apartment as it was fully equipped with a small kitchen and a large double bed.  “How many young ladies have you brought back here?”  “None.  In fact you’re the very first female to set foot in here apart from the cleaners.  Now how do we start I’m a bit rusty but I seem to recall from my university days that Abby and Chloe said it was very important to get you aroused properly.”  “Abby and Chloe?”  “Two students who moved in with Jed and Julia and myself who sorted the company out and did the cooking and so forth rather than pay rent.”

Georgia shook her head.  “Let’s get you undressed.”  She undid his shirt buttons one at a time and then lowered his slacks.  “I think we ought to work on your body first and get you receptive.  Now which are your sensitive bits.  Abby mentioned all girls were slightly different.” Not adverse Georgia let him nibble her ears and stroke her neck and back.  Then she reached down and stroked him.  “Martin what have you got down there?”  “Just the ususal equipment.”  “You think its normal size?”  “Dunno I must confess I haven’t gone round saying I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.  Abby and Chloe seemed to think it was good enough to keep them both happy but they spent a lot of time teaching me about their bodies.”  “I’ll bet they did.”

Afterwards they lay back on the bed together.  Georgia felt completely sated.  “Martin how have you managed to get your own studio apartment in the complex?”  “I thought it might be useful rather than commuting.”  “But who agreed to it?”  “I’m a part owner.”  “You mean there never was any chance of you being hired away by the headhunters?”  “Not really I have too much control over my life here but the sex with you is very nice.  I mean there is always the possibility I suppose?”  “Let’s see how fast you can recover.”

“So how did you mange today?”  Lachlan asked as Georgia came through the door with a dreamy look on her face.  “Manage?”  “You were supposed to be seducing your coworker so he didn’t leave remember.”  “He won’t be leaving any time soon. He’s different.  Absolutely no social skills so he doesn’t date but he’s interesting, not as interesting as you though.  I thought we could invite my sister to live with us when she graduates next year.  We have very similar tastes and I could keep him happy until she arrived that’s if you don’t mind too much.”  

“My sister is coming to stay with us to see if she can find a job locally.  I thought you might like to meet her.”  “Your children are about to start school aren’t they?”  “Yes.”  “So both your husband and sister are looking for work?”  “Lachlan is finding it hard.  Apparently employers are looking for commitment and men who take time off work to look after children are thought not to have it.”  “They could both apply here.”  “I didn’t know we were hiring.”  “I’ll send you a link to apply so they can sit the tests.”

Georgia looked at Lachlan’s face as he read the letter.  “So I’ve a job offer.”

“Well dad what’s wrong?”  She asked.  “Taking my recent experience into account my first trainee posting is the nursery creche.”  Georgia couldn’t help laughing.