The Interview by Karen Blayne 

Oh by the way red tape first.

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“Now don't forget my replacement is coming today so stay in your office so you can interview her.”  He glowered other “As if I would I forget something important like that?”  “I know you, you'd get sidetracked and distracted and the next thing is you'll have disappeared.”  She lent forward over his desk and raised her skirts “Now one last time before I sign out and disappear from your life altogether and let's make it a good one for both of us.”  He unzipped himself and slid in to her and holding her hips thrust himself repeatedly until she groaned.  She turned and finished him off with her mouth leaving a smear of lipstick on his pecker.  “There thank you kind sir for all you've done for me over the two years but its time I left the nest.  At least I've saved up enough for a down payment on a little shack.”  She gave him one last kiss on the cheek.  “Oh watch out Davis got caught giving a job to one of the lap dancers and then dating her when she worked for him so HR are on the warpath.  Not that you'd get caught dating your staff you're too mean.”  “I paid for coffee last time we went down didn't I?”  “I don't think they count having coffee together in the canteen as dating.  Bye, look after yourself and don't get into trouble.” And with that she was gone.

Pity really he'd got used to her little ways.  He'd have to go through his own emails this morning, boring she was very good at filtering them for him.  There was a knock at the door.  “Hi I'm Kelly from HR and I've collected the young lady from reception for you to interview.  You don't mind if I sit in do you?”  “Not at all.”  Behind her was a tall blonde girl whose face seemed familiar, then he recognised her.  He motioned for her to take a seat. “Hello and what I can I do for you?”  He said brightly.  “I'd like a job.”  “You have one.”  “Would you like a copy of my CV?” “No need, I saw you on stage two weeks ago.  Would a $100,000 a year be acceptable?” The blonde crossed her legs her high heels pushing her knees up so he was afforded an excellent view, the wrap over pleated skirt fell apart slightly displaying old fashioned stocking tops.  “$120,000?”  She enquired politely.  “Yes, yes no problem at all.”  “And the conference in the Bahamas?”  “Of course.”  He looked pointedly at her high heels, “There will be a dress code of course.”  “Of course, and my own office with a door that closes for privacy?”  “That maybe taken as understood.”.

Kelly by this time was growing red in the face.  “You can't do this.”  “Of course I can.  You may advise me but the decision is mine and mine alone.”  Kelly stormed out throwing “Oh no, just you wait and see.” Over her shoulder.  The blonde looked enquiringly at him, “Oh just ignore her, I'll take you down to your new office.”  Twenty minutes later Kelly was back with the CEO himself in tow.  “He's hired a blonde for $120,000 a year after she'd crossed her legs in a mini skirt.  No need of a CV he said, he'd seen her on stage two weeks ago.  There was talk of dress code plus private office and a conference in the Bahamas.”  “Hello Ken.”  “Hi HR have some reservations about your recent hire.”  “Best come and meet her then.”  He led them down the corridor and into the lab.  “Dr. Morrison meet our CEO Ken Bradson.  As you know we've been after a first class photon specialist for some time and I'm pleased to say Dr. Morrison has accepted the post.  She'll be presenting at the upcoming scientific conference in the Bahamas and wished to confirm we'd be happy to let her speak.”  “Hi, I've been good and since I'm working in the lab I've put flats on as suggested.  Heels are fun sometimes.  I can tower over people.”  “And seeing her on stage?”  “She was making a presentation about her work and afterwards I made a few enquiries so I didn't need to see her CV at all.” “You really shouldn't tease HR like this you know.”

He slipped quietly back to his office and picked up the fresh mug of coffee from the desktop.  “I wondered when you'd be back, I'm Amanda and Victoria explained everything to me.  Did I make your coffee correctly?”  He nodded.  She raised her pleated skirt to show her Dior stockings underneath.  “Victoria mentioned you preferred black ones at home but she thought in the office they looked a bit too obvious.  Now my understanding is I become effectively your mistress for the next two years, she managed to save up a deposit on her shack as she calls it by saving her rent money by sleeping in your bed so I assume the same deal is open to me?” He nodded, she stepped in closely and kissed him deeply on the lips, “Not bad now here is a list of courses she thought I might need together with notes on which hotel were the most comfortable when you visited conferences together.  Now is that everything?  Should I bend over the desktop so you can try me out? Or would you like to try one of my blow jobs?  It might take a few attempts to determine exactly what your preferences are but I'm certain we'll mange.”  He smiled to himself, thank heaven Kelly hadn't sat in on this interview for Amanda's replacement.   