The Book List by Karen Blayne

Oh by the way red tape first.

Be warned these short stories contain mature content or naughty bits and as such may corrupt you if you’re under 12, 16, 18, 21 or 25 depending where you live thus if they are not suitable for you put them back on the shelf and let them age for a year or two.

They were sort of scribbled for fun. They were first posted on asstr.org. If you’ve paid money for this book just be aware the author has not received any payment. In fact no one has permission to charge money for this book and copyright is retained by the author. Asstr.org accepts donations if you’re feeling rich or even if you’re not.

Luv Karen

“Have you seen the book list?” “All three pages, I mean who can afford to buy them all.” “Well Jessica did, and they weighed a ton.” “You mean she brought them all?” “Well not exactly she just sent me to buy them.” “It must have cost a fortune.” “The book store gave me three free paperbacks of my choice for buying them.” “My God.” “But can you imagine having all the books on the book list, I mean it has to give you some advantage.”

Chloe rolled up waving her smart phone. “Hi guys, what’s this?” It was passed from one to another. “Some sort of device for photographing insects?” “I don’t think so they were trying to keep it hidden under a sheet so it can’t be legit.” Tori looked at it again, “I think it’s for scanning books. We had something similar in the museum.” “How does it work?” “You open the book then the two cameras each photograph a page.” “Didn’t you say Princess Jessica has brought all the books?” “Guys guys calm down.” “Where did you find it?” “Over at Jack’s place.” “Isn’t Jessica away for the weekend?” “Hi guys what’s new?” “Would you like a copy of all the books on the book list on your computer?” “Who do I have to lay?” asked Julie ever practical.

“Well Jack’s away for the weekend and I think the other guys except Martin are as well so just distract Martin whilst Tori copies the books.” “Wouldn’t he notice?” “I’m not sure I could do it but Ashlee could.” They all looked at Karen as if she was mad. “No really I can sense she’s interested in Martin and Martin in her but they’re both so slow and shy they’ll never get together unless we give them a nudge.”

“So let’s get this straight all we have to do is get Ashlee into a dress, then get her and Martin together over a candle lit meal with a double bed nearby, steal his keys without him noticing and figure out how to scan the books?” “So we’re still figuring out which three books to buy?” “Jessica cleared out her wardrobe yesterday and Ashlee’s about the same size. I seem to recall a silk number that might suit her.” “If you’re scanning the books all night then your bed and Jessica’s apartment are empty.” “So Indian or Chinese takeout?” “To obvious.” “Well Frank was going to get fed his favourite braised beef tonight but I could offer it up for the cause.” “If you can pull it off Jason can wait another day whilst I get a new set of scanties, Ashlee and I are of a size.” “But she’s so straitlaced.” “Leave her to me guys I’ll get her in the dress already if you can get Martin and the food there.” Selena handed over her lingerie still in its tiny carrier bag emblazoned with the exclusive company name on the outside. Julie wondered over to Ashlee and asked her if she won’t mind giving her opinion on some dresses that Jessica had cleared out. The dice were rolled.

Tori glanced down at her watch and gave the others thirty minutes start before casually wondering over to Martin. “I hadn’t realised that Jessica was going off this weekend, so there’s a plate of braised beef going tonight if you know anyone who’d be interested?” Martin’s laptop was thrust into his back pack and he was on his feet immediately. “I could offer you a tin of spaghetti tomorrow night in return.” Tori simply smiled and led the way.

Back at Jessica’s apartment the two girls were trying on Jessica’s cast offs in Tori’s bedroom. Julie had tried on two but discarded them and as she held up the third, the silk one that Tori thought might work, “Now this one is your colour.” Ashlee looked at it and holding it against her turned to the full length mirror, “Perhaps?” “I can see all the guys dropped jaws as you make your grand entrance down the staircase.” Ashlee gave her a look, “So did you really kiss the Blarney Stone when you went to Europe last year?” Julie held out Selena’s gift of lingerie, “Try it on but start with the proper foundations first to give you confidence. My god there’s a Halloween very private party French maid outfit I must try this one.” “It’s the right colour but it’s too long.” Julie looked up from zipping Ashlee in and her efforts to pull the bodice into just the right place “Are you wearing the matching shoes?” Ashlee looked in the wardrobe and came out with a pair of heels of exactly the right shade of silk to go with the dress. “Who would buy shoes to match one dress?” she uttered the words in a tone of disbelief. “Jessica?” enquired Julie practically. Ashlee slipped the heels on and examined herself in the full length mirror. “You’re right it does look better with the matching shoes but I’d never manage to walk round all night in these, they pinch a bit for a start.” She looked across at Julie’s outfit, “You don’t think that skirt’s more of a wide pleated belt than a skirt?” “Yeah but think of the boy impact, I mean even Tony couldn’t ignore me in this outfit.” Julie looked at the hanger once more and drew out a butt plug and tube of lubricant from the bag that was hanging from the wire hook. She touched the end and a red LED started to flash. Why let it go to waste? She wondered into the bathroom to lube herself up and insert the butt plug, if that didn’t get someone’s attention she wasn’t sure what would.

“I didn’t leave the air conditioning on so just hang your jacket up on the hook behind the front door.” Julie walked out of the bedroom in her maid’s outfit and smiled to herself as Martin’s jaw dropped slightly. Tori unnoticed slipped his keys from his jacket pocket and slid out of the door. Julie stepped across and kissed him on the cheek “Do you like my outfit then?” she whispered in his ear. “It’s very.” Martin paused as he searched for the right word, “Isn’t it just. Just feel the material, it’s so soft to the touch.” She guided Martin’s hand so it cupped her left breast, then squeezed it so he could feel how hard her nipple was, then having teased him she turned and lent forward to adjust a knife an eighth of an inch on the table, bending forward to display her flashing butt plug. “Your butt plug’s flashing.” stammered Martin, “Oh just press your finger against it to turn it off.” Blushing Martin did as he was bid and Julie scampered off to the kitchen to throw spuds in the microwave and a few frozen peas in a pan on the stove.

Ashlee emerged from Tori’s bedroom and Martin’s jaw dropped once more, this time completely. “I thought I heard voices, Martin what are you doing here?” “Tori mentioned she had a spare plate of braised steak going tonight and asked if I’d like one.” “and where is Tori pray?” Julie put her head out of the kitchen, “Something cropped up but the braised steak is here in the kitchen already to be served. Would you like some Ashlee? There’s plenty but I can stay and keep Martin company so you needn’t feel obliged to stay if you have something else planned.” Leave Martin alone with Julie who learnt her morals from a tom cat, no way especially dressed as she was. “I’d like you to stay.” Martin added his mite. That settled it a dinner with Martin dressed in a fabulous dress, she was staying. “Would you like me to help you out of the dress so you can get back into your comfy jeans?” enquired Julie helpfully from the kitchen. Martin’s gleam in her eyes when he’d laid eyes on her had warmed her insides and she liked the feeling. “I could go formal tonight what do you think Martin?” Martin had never seen quite so much of Ashlee’s bosom on display before and liked what he saw. “Well if you don’t mind me in my jeans?” Ashlee stepped up to him and kissed him lightly on the lips “Oh I think you’ll do.”

Julie played least in sight in the kitchen whilst the other two ate a leisurely meal lubricated with a light sparkling wine that Julie had found in the kitchen. The pastry for the apple pie was quickly prepared in the food processor and cooked in the oven as the others ate their food. Apple pie was the one recipe that Julie could put together. She wondered how difficult it would be to make braised steak, it looked as if it was just placed in a slow cooker and left to cook, not even she could burn that could she?

Ashlee and Martin were sprawled on the sofa. Ashlee kicked her shoes off complaining about her aching feet. “Let me give you a foot massage.” Julie worked her magical fingers over Ashlee’s aching feet. “You’re next.” Julie remarked to Martin who looked taken back. “She’s very good.” Murmured Ashlee so he peeled off his socks and Julie started work. With a relaxed Ashlee curled up to him Martin scarcely registered the quiet hum of the washing machine as Julie whisked away his socks in a prewash. Julie stayed out of the way as Ashlee and Martin stared into each other’s eyes and murmured sweet nothings. “I suppose I’d better go before the last bus leaves.” “Oh is it that late already?” “I’ll just find my socks.” He looked round “Julie have you seen my socks?” “Oops I put them in the washing machine with the tea towels so they’d be nice and clean for you in the morning. You are staying the night aren’t you?” “I hadn’t planned it.” “Well Tori’s bedroom is just behind you. I’ll make sure your socks are dry first thing in the morning. Do you want anything rinsed through Ashlee? Or are you going home now? I want to speak to Tori so I thought I’d stay the night.”

No way was Ashlee leaving Martin unprotected with Julie overnight but she dithered wondering how to put it in a way that didn’t sound too forward. Julie grew impatient, she didn’t care who slept with Martin just as long as he stayed the night. “Kiss her.” She commanded then whilst Ashlee was distracted she dived under Ashlee’s long skirt and ran her tongue over Ashlee’s crotch. Ashlee’s hand moved to the bump that was Julie’s head under her skirt. She tried to say she wasn’t that sort of girl but Martin’s tongue sneaked into her mouth as she opened her lips to speak. Five minutes of Julie’s expert tonguing and Ashlee wasn’t sure what sort of girl she was. Ten minutes later Julie pulled her head out from under Ashlee’s dress. “I think she’s looking tired now so just carry her into Tori’s room over there.” She followed them into the bedroom and knelt before Martin, undoing his belt and sliding his jeans down round his ankles. His rod was looking fairly aroused but she slid her lips over it and licked it gently with her tongue just to make sure. “There now I think she’s ready for you.” She scooped the scattered clothes up from the floor and carried them out to the washing machine.

Meanwhile Tori and Chloe had wheeled two shopping trolleys into Martin’s apartment and armed with a 48 pack of AA batteries to feed the cameras were soon scanning away. The precious image files were copied to both Tori’s and Chloe’s lap tops and finally by 6:30 am they were finished. Just after seven Tori quietly opened Jessica’s apartment’s front door and let herself in pulling the two shopping trolleys in behind her. Julie poked her head out of her sleeping bag and gave a questioning thumbs up which got one returned. Tori slipped Martin’s keys back in his pocket and stepped towards her bedroom exhausted. Frantically Julie waved and got her attention pointing towards Jessica’s room.

Ashlee wondered into the common room and sat down with her lap top out to catch up on her emails. “Hi guys I’ve been thinking could we sort of pool the book list, you know sort of each of us buy some?” Tori took her USB stick and plugged it into Ashlee’s machine. “Try clicking on one.” “My God are all the books in the book list here?” Julie nodded as Ashlee copied over the files. “You guys are just so amazing I can’t think how you managed it.”

Tori closed her eyes and smiling to herself remained discreetly silent.