("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text ------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2014. Please do not remove the author information nor make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------- Pregnant Selfies by Doytal (no address provided) *** A woman finds her hormones betraying her on a cock she thinks is too drunk to cum. (MF, impreg, voy, alcohol) *** I saw your 1 1/2 month pregnant selfie the other day. Oh how demure, reserved you look standing there before the mirror, phone in one hand, your blouse tucked under you titties and your other hand over your uterus low on your tummy. How careful you are not to let one of those blond pubic hairs pop out over the elastic waistband, or let even the bottom of a boob peek out from under your top. You're going to be a mommy and want all the world to know. But it's how you got there I want to tell. I've always loved these women that post all these pregnancy selfies, careful never to "show" anything. We all know how you got there and I just happen to know exactly how this one happened. Your guy, my friend showed me and told me all about it, at least what he remembers. Seems you forgot that you had a break ins a few weeks back and your guy rigged you apartment with cameras to catch them if they do it again. The party was over and your guy was passed out sitting on the couch, perfectly framed in the living room cam. You hadn't gotten so drunk as you were playing "hostess". You are seen flitting about cleaning up drinks and spills and you notice as your guy rolls on the couch and his legs come apart and you can clearly see his relaxed bag let a ball hang out. That ripe egg deep in your tummy, and the beer, cause you to take notice. I see you bend over him and your jersey rides up and your cute ass comes into view as you lift the edge of his shorts to take a peek. His cock drops out and lays heavily on the exposed ball. He moans, "Gotta piss, pissss, uhhh... gotta go... bad." You try to get him up but he's too drunk. He's trying to hold his cock, "Gotta pee..." You grab an empty popcorn tub bowl and gingerly pick his cock up and hang if over the edge, "Ok honey, you're in the bathroom, let it go." You're intrigued by this point and have touched yourself a couple of times. "Go on honey, you can pee." A golden drop appears on his pee slit, then a stream, he is full. He finishes and you "shake it" a couple of times and giggle. You go off frame to dump the pee and come back with a beer and sit down next to him. You two are quite the sight, him passed out with his dick and one ball hanging out and you are sitting legs apart with your apparently very fertile pussy in view, perfectly framed by your golden bush. You squeeze your boobs and lean over and kiss your guy and ask if he wants to "do it". No response. You curl up next to him and start exploring his body, and your own. As your pussy lips turn a deep crimson red you are no doubt wondering if his "junk works" when he's so drunk. You're about to find out. Nothing you've done so far has had any effect, his cock is resting comfortably on his balls. I see your hand snake its way under the elastic of his shorts and reappear sliding down his cock, lifting his balls, caressing, stroking. Nothing. As you squirm your pussy starts to glisten with your girl cum. You slide a middle finger down there and it comes out coated, you rub your finger on his lips, he moans and licks. You coo and nibble his ear, how cute. By now you're both naked and you're trying to hump his leg, leaving quite the snail trail as you go. Quite the contrast to the mommy selfie. You roll off and look down, Uh-oh, he's starting to take notice. His cock is getting quite plump and full, you rub some more of your cream on his lips and nose and look down, now with each heart beat his cock is erecting. By now you are drunk with hormone induced lust, you jump off the couch in glee with your success and boobs bouncing you straddle him and work the head of his still somewhat soft cock into your sodden hole, you savor the moment as inch after inch of his cock slides up you. Suddenly you wince in pain and say, "Ouch, shit, I've got to pee, but he'll go limp." You grab another bowl and try to pee with him in you, but you just manage to wash his balls, you quickly hook the bowl under his balls and let it go again and now bladder empty, you get on with business. It's apparent from the video that his cock is getting harder, and you can feel it, you shudder in orgasm, drenching his balls in your girl goo, your nipples dark and hard. You slide off of him and look down, his cock is rock hard its head is an angry red. You wonder aloud, "I wonder if I should put a condom on him? Naw, he probably can't cum anyway, he's so drunk..." What you didn't know was that he was now somewhat awake and told me, "There she was, I'm looking at her ass and she's wondering if I can cum?" "I didn't want to spoil her fun, so I played along." "My nuts were busting, I'd been out of town for a week, I had this huge wad right at the base of my dick and my nuts were starting to ache and I didn't care about condoms or anything else but that she jack me off or suck me off or something, anything, to let me shoot." You got up and turned around, this is your moment of decision, but of course you don't realize it. You grab him and start to jack his ample dick, the head an angry red, pre-cum oozing out, a few more strokes and there would have been no mommy selfie. But just as his balls were drawing up tight and he was seconds from orgasm... you stopped, and climbed back on facing him, your tits dangling in his face you arch your back and your gaping, crimson red womanhood comes into view as you skillfully slide over his length, all the way to his tight balls. You stop to savor the moment, you last few moments to prevent the selfie photo. But slowly you lift, and grip his dick, back down you go, again and again. He told me later it must have been the alcohol and the weed but he had never had so much pressure before without cumming. But then, you reached between you and rubbed your clit and your quim contracted on his rock hard member. Suddenly you were surprised as he grabbed your hips and shoved you down hard and held you there. You can plainly see in the video all but the very base of his dick in your pussy. Just then you could see his butt come off the couch and his cock jerking as seven strong jets pulsed against your unprotected cervix. "You bastard, I didn't think you were awake, I didn't think you could cum, shit, what now?," she exclaimed. "I wasn't awake and I think you're the one that started this little fuck session." You sat there dumbfounded as the results of your miscalculation was seeping from your cunt down over his balls, now that's the photo you should have in your "pregnancy progression" folder. Another is the overhead view of you in the toilet sitting legs apart with your fingers up your cunt as you try to push and pull the pearlescent boy goo out of you, pissing on your hand and farting as you tried. Or maybe another photo might be two weeks later when you are sitting on the toilet every time you pee, wiping deep in your slot for any sign of blood. Too late, your body betrayed you, your hormones caused you to ride your passed out guy till he fills you full. Those cameras all over the place really helps tell this story. Resigned to the fact there would be no period you go to the store and get an EPT and leave it on the back of the toilet for the morning. I see you on the bedroom cam as you wake up and roll over, grabbing your now very tender boobs as they roll across your chest. Who knew you were a morning pooper? You lay on your back for a moment and let out several long farts over the next few minutes, the last of which ended abruptly. As you lay there you exclaimed, "What a morning, I gotta pee, I gotta shit and my boobs hurt like hell, oh yeah, EPT morning." You hold your boobies as you swing out of bed and sit down on the toilet to read the instructions. "Ok, Ok, I gotta go, how does this work, Ok midstream.." You strain to hold your shit in and let your pee out and then you shove the stick into the stream. Then a big sigh of relief as you put the stick on the counter and lean forward and release your aching bowels. You take your shower and get out and put your clothes on and carefully tuck your blouse under you tender boobs and put your hand over your now filling uterus and snap the picture. Then another with the EPT stick in hand. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 81