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She soon finds herself in the care of a naked oriental masseuse, Hot oil and dildos abound. (FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, intr, asian, voy, toys, anal, celeb-parody) *** Christina Applegate had been interviewed to star in an independent film, for Prescott Productions. After a short meeting with the Producer; the Beautiful Phyllis Prescott. Christina had happily agreed to play in the movie. The two of them were going to celebrate this agreement with lunch at an exclusive restaurant. "Good afternoon, Mrs. Prescott. Good to see you again." "Thank you, Karen." They entered the lobby of the private club. The hostess for "Mary's"; escorted them into the dinning room. The two women made small talk throughout the meal. The food was of course excellent. The women found that they had a lot in common. The pressures of being a young woman in the Hollywood meat market had not changed much in the years since Phyllis was making movies. As they where finishing lunch, Phyllis asked. "Christina, dear. Do you have any plans for this afternoon?" "No. I was just going to take in some of the sights and catch a flight back to LA tonight." "They have a fabulous health club upstairs. Would you join me for a steam?" Christina had to think for a moment. If this were a guy proposing this she would be very wary. Christina had to think for a moment. Phyllis was the most non threatening producer she had ever met. No harm in a relaxing steam, before she caught her flight. "Sure, that sounds great. I could use a relaxing sauna before I head back to the coast. This isn't another preplanned part of the afternoon is it? "Christina asked with a smile. "Of course not, dear." Phyllis replied. "I just thought it would be a nice relaxing way to end the afternoon. I'll have to make the arrangements." The waitress came back to the table. "Will there be anything else, ladies?" "Yes dear, would you be a love and make reservations for two in the steam room for us? "Of course Mrs. Prescott. Would you like anything else?" "No thank you, dear." Phyllis signed the check and left the waitress a very generous tip. Phyllis and Christina left the dining room by a side entrance into a small lobby. There were two sets of elevators. The two women made chit chat waiting for the elevator. With a slight chime of a bell, the elevator door opened. An attendant operated the elevator. She was a young women, dressed a similar suit to the women who had opened the door for them as they had arrived. "Good afternoon Ladies. What floor please?" The attendant asked. "Tenth please." Phyllis replied. The doors closed and the elevator quietly moved towards there destination. They arrived at the tenth floor in a few seconds. There was a small lobby with a high desk with an oriental women standing behind it. "Good afternoon Mrs. Prescott. How are you today?" The beautiful girl had no trace of an accent. She was dressed in a very tight spandex outfit. Much like you would expect to see in any health club. Her nipples were plainly visible through the thin spandex. The girl had very large breast which were about to spill out of her top. Her bare mid-riff highlighted some chiseled abs. Her heavily muscled arms and legs showed the obvious effort of years in the gym. Her long dark hair was pulled back in ponytail. The attendant recognized Christina. "Mrs. Prescott," She asked, "Is this who I think it is?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I should have introduced you. Kim, this is Christina Applegate. Christina, this is Kim Loo Shi. Her family has been running this health club for years. "The two women exchanged pleasantries. "Let me show you to your room." Kim led them down the hall to the door marked number six. "I'll have some attendants ready for you when you are done." Saying this Kim opened the door and let the ladies in. She then left the room and closed the door behind her. The room was a simple changing room. Nicely decorated but very sparse. There were two sets of hangers and chairs. Luxurious towels where hanging there for them to change into. Christina was a little uncomfortable changing clothes in front of this relative stranger. But she trusted Phyllis. Even though she thought the club was a little odd. She had not seen a man since she got here. Phyllis had already changed out of her clothes and was taking a warm-up shower before going into the steam room. Christina did the same. Then exited the shower. After wrapping herself in towel she joined Phyllis in the steam room. It was very small, seating perhaps six people. It looked like they would be the only ones in there. It felt great. They didn't talk much while they were in there. Just relaxing and letting the steam do its stuff. They had been in there about 30 minutes when Phyllis asked. "Christina dear, I've made arrangements for some massages for us. If you feel like it." Christina had found nothing in Phyllis to be threatened by. Besides, she often took a massage after a workout anyway. "Sure. Sounds relaxing." "Good. We should be on our way then." They exited the steam room. Walking back through the showers to a different door they had they had come in by. Phyllis opened the door and they walked in. The room was decorated in an oriental motif. Two gorgeous oriental women were sitting there waiting for them. There were two, low to the floor, massage tables in the center of the room and a small counter, with various bottles of oils and balms. The two women stood as they entered and greeted them with broad genuine smiles. The women were dressed in simple halter style outfits. They hung loosely across their breast and very tight on the butt and crotch. The women introduced themselves. The taller of the two spoke first. "Good afternoon ladies. I am Miko and this is Soon Hee. We will be your masseuses today. Miko was a tall slender women. Long dark hair framed her face. For an oriental women, she had average size breast that swung unencumbered within her halter. Her arms and legs had the long sinewy muscle of a swimmer. Her face was rather plain, and with only a trace of make-up. All in all, she made for a very attractive young women. Soon Hee was the opposite of Miko. She was almost the same height but with short shoulder length hair. She had rather large breast with prominent nipples that were pressing against the front of her smock. Soon Hee body was not as muscular as Miko, but she looked to be much younger then the perhaps 30 yr. old Miko. "Which one would you prefer, dear?" Phyllis asked. Christina had been given massages by women before. Several times through her life, she had gone to a masseuse after a particularly strenuous work out. But Christina had the idea that there was more going on here. Then a simple massage. "Does this situation make you uncomfortable, dear? We can leave now if you would like?" Phyllis asked. But Christina was curious. Many times throughout her career. Women had attempted to seduce her or pick her up at parties. One of the pitfalls of being a sex symbol. She had always thought. She had never thought of going through with it. Phyllis was an extremely friendly person, even for a Producer. Christina was sure that this was not some sort of scheme, or blackmail plot. "Christina? Do you want to leave, or should we stay?" What the hell, Christian thought. She would stay. "Sorry I was just trying to make up my mind. Both of them are so beautiful. Which one would you Pick Mrs. Prescott?" Christina asked. "My dear I asked you to call me Phyllis." She said with a smile. "We're all friends here." Phyllis thought for a moment. "If I were you; I would choose Miko." Miko smiled broadly. "Then that's who I choose." The two oriental women walked across the room and escorted the women to the massage tables. Soon Hee pulled a rice panel screen between the two tables as the massages begun. Christina still had the towel wrapped around here. She was lying on her stomach. She looked over at Miko preparing herself for the massage. She had selected a small bottle of oil with some herbs floating in it, from the small table of supplies. Miko spoke. She did not have a hint of an accent. "Hi Christina. Is this the first time you have gotten this type of massage?" She asked with a beautiful smile. Christina replied yes. "Don't worry. If we go too far. You can ask me to stop and I will. You are under no pressure here. Mike bent over to whisper into Christina's ear. The front of her smock gapped open and her swaying breast came into view. "Besides, I think you're really going to enjoy this." She lightly kissed Christina on the ear and stood back up. "I'd like you to remove your towel, if you would?" Christina sat up and unknotted the towel. It slid down her well toned body. Christina glanced over at the rice panel separating the two tables. The shadows of the two women on the next tables were silhouetted on the panel. It appeared as if Phyllis was lying on her back. Soon Hee's face was planted between her legs. Phyllis was holding Soon Hee's head tightly against her crotch. Christina watched in fascination. She had never she two women having sex, before. Miko stood next to her and they both watched. Miko spoke. "Soon Hee really enjoys her work." Both women giggled at this. And Christina resumed her position on the table. She was lying nude on her stomach. Miko was sitting next to her on the low massage table. Miko splashed some of the herb infused oil, into her hands and started the massage. Her strong hands and the scented oil went right to Christina tension. The aromatic oil made her skin tingle. Miko's well practiced hands' relaxed every muscled on her back. Yes, this was a very unusual event. But she felt safe. So she resolved to go with the situation. She turned her head and spoke to Miko. "Tell me about yourself Miko." She asked. Miko continued the massage as she spoke. "There isn't much to tell. I was born out on the Island. Went to school all over the world. The family that runs the club has been very generous. We have retirement benefits and great health insurance, everything any large co. has." Miko's hands were working there way down Christina's back. Approaching her well rounded butt. "In this business, you meet a lot of very wealthy people. I've gotten some great insider info on the market. Of course, I don't want to be doing this my whole life." Miko's hands were now gently massaging Christina butt cheeks. Christina moaned into the soft pillow beneath her head. "What about You Christina? Are things working out like you expected?" That said Miko slid a slender finger in-between Christina's buttcheeks. A slippery finger massaged her anus. This had the effect of sending an orgasmic thrill through Christina. Her asshole had always been her most erogenous body part. Her back arched and she took in a quick gulp of breath. Miko spoke. "Guess that's one of your magic places. Do you mind if I remove my smock?" Through dreamy eyes, Christina nodded into the affirmative. Miko stood in front of the Rice panel as she removed her smock. The images of the two women on the other side of the screen made for an exciting show. Christina was now getting into the erotic nature of the days events. She was lying on her side. Her head propped up by one hand. One of her legs was stretched out on the massage table. The other was bent at the knee and pointing towards the ceiling. This exposed all of Christina Applegate's naked charms to her beautiful masseuse. Miko smiled in approval. Miko unbuttoned the smock and tugged it passed her flaring hips. She then stood proudly in front of the screen. Her Breast were perfectly proportioned to her body. Delicate golden rings swung from her small chocolate colored nipples. Her pubic hair was abundant, but neatly trimmed. A groan from the other side of the screen broke the silence. Both women looked towards the screen. On the other side of the screen, the women were in the scissors position fucking their pussies against one another with reckless abandon. Christina blushed. She had not even imagined such things. Hers had actually been a rather sheltered life. Even for a Hollywood starlet. Miko returned her attention to Christina. "We can't let them have all of the fun now can we." She joined Christina on the bed and gently pushed her, onto her back. They were lying next to each other. Miko once again spoke. "This is your first time with a women isn't it?" "Yeah, sort off. I made out with Amanda Bearse one time. But that was at a Wrap Party. It was really weird and we only kissed for a few minutes. You'll be my first." "We can stop now if you want to." Miko searched Christina's eyes for her true feelings. Christina thought for a moment, then putting her hands on Miko's cheeks. She pulled her face towards her own. And kissed her. It was a delicate kiss. Like only two women can kiss each other. The room was heavy in the scent of the aromatic oils from the massage. Miko bought her hand up and gently caressed Christina's breast. Christina moaned in approval. With all of the guys she had been with. None of them had the silken touch of this wonderful oriental women. Their tongues met in Miko's mouth. She tasted of strawberries. Christina opened her eyes and paused in their kissing. She spoke. "I had no idea it was going to be like this." This bought a big, broad smile to Miko's face. "I'm glad you are enjoying yourself." Miko replied. "There is so much more to experience." A low moan came again from the other side of the screen. The silhouettes showed one of the women on her hands and knees with her face buried in the pillows. The other one was kneeling behind her with her face firmly planted between the first women's buttcheeks. Christina looked on in wide eyed wonder. She sat up and watched the erotic tableau. Miko sat behind her and also watched. Miko slowly bought one of her hands towards Christina's ample bosom and caressed her nipple. Miko's other hand snaked down towards Christina's crotch. Coming to rest, just above her clit, she was making slow swirling motions on Christina's warming pussy. Miko asked. "How do you like the massage so far?" Christina smiled and took Miko's chin in her hand and kissed her. "It's fucking great." Both women laughed at Christina's remark. Then as the laughter receded they looked into each others eyes. Once again. Their lips met in a Lovers kiss. Miko continued in her caresses. "Is there anything you would like to try, or would rather not do? Miko asked. Christina thought for a moment. The two women they had been voyeuristically watching. Seemed to really be enjoying themselves. She turned and kissed Miko. She would surrender to the moment. "I leave my self in your capable hands." Miko broadly smiled. "Good, let's have some fun. You just lay back and let me take care of you." Christina lay back on the table. Her large breast heaving with desire. Miko sat beside her and gently drew her fingers up and down Christina's body. Her hand came to rest on Christina Pussy. Her dark black pussy hair revealed the true color of her hair. Christina had dyed her hair blond when she first started her career. At times she regretted the blond bimbo image. But now, as Miko's slender fingers combed through her pubic hair. A blond dye job was the last thing on her mind. Miko picked up the bottle of oil from the table next to the bed and sprinkled some onto her hands. Then she resumed her path to Christina waiting vagina. Miko's finger quickly found Christina's clit. She lightly began massaging Christina's pussy lips. Christina's own juices would have made inserting Miko's finger very easy. But the oil was reacting with her own fluids. Miko's Fingers slid into Christina's pussy effortlessly. A thought raced through Christina's mind. A women had her hand in Christina's pussy. Then another realization came to her. It felt great!! Miko bought both of her hands into action now. One hand was slowly masturbating Christina. While her other hand was gently rubbing that magic spot just above her clit. She felt an orgasm approaching. She started to wiggle around on the massage table. Then one by one her resolves broke down. She groaned in approval as a gentle orgasm washed over her body. Miko kept up her ministration. Another orgasm approached. Christina was wide eyed in ecstasy. Her hand came to rest on Miko's rump. Miko got up on her knees as she continued to masturbate Christina. Miko spread her knees apart in invitation to Christina's advances. She happily obliged. Her fingers slid passed Miko's tight little anus. Christina spent a few moments here. She knew that anal sex really lit her candle. She expected it did the same for Miko. Then Christina reached under Miko and found her juicy pussy. Miko's juices were running down her thighs. Christina lightly rubbed Miko's pussy lips and slid a single manicured fingered into her beautiful masseuses steamy pussy. Miko groaned in approval. Miko then totally caught Christina by surprised; as she bought her lips to Christina's, on fire, pussy. Christina was in heaven. Miko then swung her leg over Christina. This now placed their bodies in the 69 position. Miko's groin and butt were inches from Christina's face. She studied them for a moment. Miko was occupied with pleasuring Christina. Her tongue swirled along Christina hot, wet pussy lips. Miko slid a finger into Christina's juices then took this pussy juice covered finger and inserted it into Christina Applegate's hot, tight asshole. Christina wiggled in excitement. She was admiring Miko nether region. It was truly a thing of beauty. She had never been this close to another women's pussy before. She marveled at the subtle difference from her own pussy. Miko had very small pussy lips while Christina her large and became extremely tender when she had sex. Something Miko was reminding her of as she lightly caressed her pussy lips with her tongue. Miko's Clit was very large, while Christina's was almost a big pimple. Miko had found her clit very easily and was nibbling on it as she slid two fingers into Christina's slippery butt hole. Another orgasm shook her from head to toe. Miko's magic tongue had convinced her. Christina decided to take the plunge. She pulled Miko's butt towards her mouth and slid her tongue into Miko's sweaty butt crack. Miko's whole body shivered, with her gratitude. Christina then trailed her tongue towards Miko's juicing pussy. The sweet scent of Miko's sex, greeted her. A thought ran through Christina's mind; as her tongue drew towards Miko's pussy. Katey Sagal had told her a joke years ago. Christina didn't exactly remember the joke. But the punch line was, "You could be a nun your whole life, but suck one cock and you're a cock-sucker forever." She didn't understand the joke at the time. But laughed anyway. She hesitated for a moment. Miko's tongue was finding pleasure spots around her pussy; Christina didn't even know she had. No guy had ever bought her this much pleasure. She hesitated, and then plunged her tongue dipped into Miko's honeypot. "So I'm a cunt-lapper!" Her tongue dove into the recesses of Miko's vagina. Miko's body shook in orgasm. Her juices ran down Christina's cheeks. The first thought that ran through her mind was. 'Damn, this taste just like honey. No wonder all the guys she had dated wanted to go down on her.' Then she thought. 'I wonder if I taste this good?' Mike ground her pussy into Christina's face; as she orgasmed. Rubbing her engorged clit against Christina's slippery with pussy juice chin. She then rolled off of Christina and collapsed in exhaustion. Christina spoke first. "That was great!" "Guess your glad you stayed, huh?" Miko then got up off the table and went over to a small side board. There was a simple tray with two ornate tumblers and a medium size pitcher on it. Miko bought the tray and it's contents back to the bed and rejoined Christina. She poured each of them a healthy serving. She handed one of the tumblers to Christina. She gladly accepted it. "Aphrodisiac ?" Christina asked. with a smile. "Of course, Not that I think we'll need any." Miko replied. "But I think you'll enjoy this." They kissed. Then tapped glasses and took a mouth full . Then downed the entire tumbler. Miko returned the tray to the table. A warm feeling quickly spread through Christina's body. "Actually, it's more of an energy drink. Revitalizing the body's natural juices. That sort of stuff." Miko added. She returned to the bed. A groaning sound was coming from the other side of the screen. Christina and Miko sat together on the bed and watched. One of the women on the other side of screen. Was lying down on her back. A pillow had been placed under her rump. The other woman was wearing a large strap-on dildo, drilling it into the first women. Christina eyed this scene in erotic wonder. Miko spoke. "We could try that, if you like." A curious smile came to Christina face. "But first, I want to show you a few other things." Christina's face beamed with excitement. "Let's do it." she quietly said. "Up on your hands and Knees then, my lovely. ' Christina hopped into position. Miko took a position behind and beside her. She traced a teasing path between Christina's thighs with her delicate fingers. Up the inside of one thigh and down the other. Gently grazing Christina's steamy pussy. This sexual play was winding Christina up. After two or three of these teasing passes. Miko's bought her hand to rest on Christina's pussy. Her copious juices were running down her thighs, forming an ever widening wet spot on the bed spread. Miko slowly inserted a single finger into Christina. She smeared her juices all around her nether region. Christina could smell the musky scent of her own juices, rising from between her legs. Miko then slid another finger in. Then another. Christina had a very tight pussy. Despite her reputation. She really wasn't a Hollywood Party animal. These three fingers were stretching her out. But it felt wonderful. Miko then began a slow and sensuous pistoning motion. Her three fingers were reaching places that were driving Christina crazy with pleasure. She glanced at the Rice panel, next to the bed. The two occupants of the other bed were now sitting there in an erotic embrace. Watching Miko and Christina. This ran an exhibitionist thrill through Christina's libido. She began to pump her pussy. Back into Miko's fucking fingers. Miko bought her other Hand into play. She ran the fingers of her other hand through the juices running down Christina's thigh. Then, very gently, she inserted just one of her fingers into Christina's anus. This really set Christina off. Then the oddest thing happened. She started to giggle. Then she started to laugh. This caught Miko by surprise and she halted her pistoning. With a smile she asked. "What's so funny?" Christina stopped laughing for a moment. And replied. "It's what you're doing back there, to my asshole." She started to giggle again. "It reminded me of an actor I used to date." She started laughing again. Miko resumed her pistoning. "Who?" She asked. Wiggling her fingers deeply into Christina rectum. Christina groaned and replied. "Years ago I was dating Johnny Depp. He was a really nice guy, but he had a really small dick." Miko's magic fingers had found Christina's G-spot and were slowly bringing her to another orgasm. Like most of the guys she had dated for any length of time. I let him fuck me in the ass. His dick was so small, that he easily slipped right in." Miko inserted another finger into both her pussy and ass. Christina rode the wave of another orgasm. "When she were fingering my ass just then. It reminded me of when he used to fuck me in the ass. Then the thought hit me. "My God, her finger feels just like Johnny's dick." Both women broke out in laughter at that. Christina rolled over onto her back. Her sweat covered body just reeked of sex. Miko was kneeling between her legs, looking gorgeous. Miko smiled sweetly and then asked. "Hand me that pillow would you." Christina handed a cushion to Miko. Miko gently patted Christina's thigh. "Up, up, up." Christina raised her rump and Miko placed the cushion under her. Miko bent over and resumed her pussy eating. Christina watched intently as Miko's tongue danced around her crotch. Just as suddenly Miko stopped. She then raised herself up onto her knees. Christina's eyes opened wide in pleasure. Miko had somehow managed to put on a nicely sized strap-on dildo. "What do you think?" She asked. "Hey, your hung better then Johnny. " Both women laughed heartily at this remark. Then Miko positioned herself to fuck Christina. Miko rubbed the head of the fake phallus up and down Christina's pussy. Smearing her juices all over the dildo. She crawled in between her thighs, until they were face to face, nipple to nipple. "Put it in, would you?" Miko requested. Christina positioned the dildo at the opening to her vagina. Miko held her body off of Christina by extending her arms. She slowly took up a rhythm. Each time inserting more and more of the dildo into Christina's red, hot pussy. Christina was meeting his thrust of Miko's with one of her own. Miko lowered her body on top of Christina's. Miko's nipple rings were sending erotic shocks through Christina nipples each time they touched. The strange, erotic nature of the situation excited Christina. A very experienced lover was plunging a nicely sized prick into her quaking pussy. A pair of soft, lush breast rubbed against her own. And a pair of heaven sent lips were kissing her own. This women's breath, like honey. Miko raised her body up and hooked Christina legs. Bending Christina practically in half. Miko reached down and removed the dildo from Christina's Heavily juicing pussy. She rubbed the head of the fake phallus around Christina's rectum. Them with a light push. The strap-on dildo easily slid into Christina Applegate's ready rectum. Christina gasped in pleasure. Miko slowly sank the entire length of the dildo into Christina's asshole. Then she just as slowly pulled out. Christina could feel another orgasm approaching. She always came big, when she was butt fucking. Miko was a pro. Knowing exactly when to slow down and when to thrust. She would swirl her hips in one direction, then another, while she was fucking Christina's asshole. She would hold both of Christina's legs to one side, effectively, clamping the phallus between Christina's butt cheeks. This was driving Christina crazy with lust. Her juices were just a river in between her legs. Miko was now holding Christina's legs widely apart. Christina's legs were bent at the knee. This had the effect of leaving her spread wide open to Miko's erotic sex play. Miko was now ramming the strap-on wildly into Christina's butt hole. Each stroke she would practically bring the dildo all of the way out, before plunging back into Christina rectal recesses. Christina had lost track of how many orgasm she had had. Continuous waves of pleasure were washing over her. Miko had placed her hands on Christina 's breast and was lightly pinching her ever, erect nipples. This sent Christina right over the edge, into Sexual delirium. She was just a swirl of frantic energy. Screaming out in ecstasy and thrusting back against Miko's rectal assault. Her clit would bang against Miko's groin, sending electric sexual shocks through her body. Miko 's body was covered in sweat. Her body seemed to glow with sexual energy. She held Christina by the hips . Then ; thrust once, twice; then collapsed in exhaustion on top of Christina. The dildo still firmly planted in Christina's rectum. The two women caught their breath and begun to stir. They bought their lips together and soulfully kissed. With a wiggle Miko knelt back up and slowly removed the strap-on from Christina's asshole. The reaming had stretched Christina out so much that in took a few moments for her asshole to return to its normal size. Miko bought a finger to her lips . Kissed it . Then placed the symbolic kiss onto Christina's distended rectum. Christina smiled in approval. Miko then got up off of the table and removed the strap-on. She then helped Christina to her feet and the two women embraced. "Thank you, That was wonderful." Christina said. "I'm so glad you enjoyed yourself. You were so nervous earlier. That I was afraid you had made a wrong choice." Miko replied. The two women kissed again. Miko placed her hands on Christina firm butt. Christina spoke. "I'm sure you're asked this a lot. But I had such a great time. Will I ever see again?" "Of course." Miko replied. "I do this because I love my work. I'm out in Los Angeles a few times a month. I'd love to see you again, outside of the shop, as it were." This bought a big smile to Christina. "Besides," Miko added. "You never forget your first time." The two women walked hand in hand towards the showers. The rice panel between the two tables was now vacant. The other two women having also finished their liaison. Christina knew. Her life would never be quite the same. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. 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