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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Morning Show Anchor Wars (FF, mc, celeb) By Anon Author (c) 1999 *** A fictional account of the morning show feud between NBC Today Show host Katie Couric and ABC Good Morning America host Lisa McRee, and describes how Katie Couric gets hold of a mind control chip to try to disgrace and eliminate the competition. *** The fight for ratings in the network morning show race was running hot and heavy. NBC Today Show host Katie Couric was on the #1 rated morning show, however her #2 ranked competitor, Lisa McRee of Good Morning America had been recently gaining ground. ABC network management had recently upped the quality of Lisa McRee's wardrobe and she was on her way in the race to catch Katie Couric's #1 ranked status. Katie Couric was out at a restaurant in New York City one Tuesday evening around 5 P.M. She usually ate early to avoid being spotted by fans. She got tired of saying hi to every single fan. She enjoyed being #1, but sometimes she just wanted to be left alone. Suddenly while sitting and eating the veal cutlet she had ordered, Katie noticed a strange man sitting in the corner of the restaurant staring at her. This wasn't a usual fan. This man had a fierce expression on his face, and looked very intense. She felt like this man was probing her for something. She noticed the man wave his finger toward her. He wanted her to come over and talk to him! This was getting weird. She found herself frightened, and yet some strange almost mystical type force was compelling her to go talk to him. She looked around the restaurant to see if anyone was noticing her. She didn't want anyone from the tabloids to be in this restaurant. It might lead to the printing of an article that said something like: "Today Show host Katie Couric converses with bizarre man in a New York City restaurant." She didn't want her reputation to be hurt by doing such a thing. However, she saw that there were only 5 other people in the restaurant. Most of these people were elderly individuals who hadn't even noticed that Katie Couric was even in the restaurant. She walked over to the strange man who was somehow beckoning her. She sat down next to him. "Hello", he says. Katie says, "Who are you, and what do you want from me?" He begins telling her, "Katie, I know all about the ratings battle that your show is in with Good Morning America, and I have something that I think might help you." "What?" Katie says. The man says, "Katie, I recently lost my job in the Federal Government secret agencies task force. You would be amazed at all the vital and groundbreaking areas that we worked on, and as a matter of fact you will be amazed if you..." He stopped. "If I what?" Katie says. He says, "If you decide to purchase some of my special government technology." Katie was confused, so she asks him, "What kind of government technology do you think I would like?" (He laughs a little), and says, "Katie, I have just the thing that you would like." Katie is a little angry, and says, "For something that I need so much, you sure are beating around the bush in telling me." "Oh, I'm sorry", he says. The man sped up the pace of his story and proceeded to tell Katie Couric that if she paid him $10,000 he would hand her a top of the line mind control computer chip. A chip that when implanted in someone, could completely control their thoughts and actions. Katie thought to herself (God I am an idiot... why am I talking to this man? This guy must be a released mental patient. Maybe he is one of the schizophrenics released during the Reagan years). Strangely however, Katie found herself wanting to believe the man's story. She says to him, "Okay I'll show up tomorrow at this same restaurant at the same time, and we'll make the deal." The man asks her a few questions about what kind of chip she wanted. He had different chips that made people think and behave in different ways. She describes to him the exact type of mind control chip that she wants, and he told her that he had plenty of the variety of chip that she had requested, and that the only thing that was complicated was how to implant it. He then told her that if she gave him another $2,000, which would up the total to $12,000, he would implant it himself. Having been in the F.B.I., C.I.A., and nearly every other secret agency in his 30 years working for the Federal Government, he had security passes that could get him into any building in the nation. Katie agreed to give him another $2,000. The total was now $12,000, but what was $12,000 to a woman who made as much money as Katie Couric? The man shook her hand and said that he would be in the restaurant again tomorrow, and if she had the money with her, he would implant the chip for her in whatever person she wanted it put in. After the man left, Katie walked back over to where she had been sitting, and felt very weird. That night Katie went to the bank and withdrew enough money to pay the guy. She had decided that she would was so skeptical of his so-called "chip" that she wanted to re-do their agreement. She wanted to pay him in payments of $200 at a time based on how well the chip worked...IF IT WORKED AT ALL! The next day she met the man again at the same previous time, and at the same restaurant and he agreed to change their deal. He told her that he could understand how she might be suspicious of a guy offering a mind control computer chip for $10,000. Katie told him that she wanted him to implant the chip himself, and paid him the extra $2,000 installation fee. The man says, "Okay, now that we've gotten the money issue settled, tell me who the victim of this mind control chip will be. Katie says, "I want you to the plant the mind control chip that I asked for, in Good Morning America host Lisa McRee." (The man laughs) "I knew you would pick her", he says. The man says that he will do it, and will use one of his Federal Government security passes to get into the ABC building tomorrow morning after 5:30 A.M. Lisa McRee would be in her dressing room at around 6 A.M. preparing for Thursday's show. Katie gave the man his first payment of $200. Katie told the man that they would met each other in the same restaurant every two weeks on Tuesday nights, and she would give him more payments. The man wrote it down in his date book, and told her that he hoped she enjoyed his product. The man left the restaurant. The next day the man wakes up early. He grabs several of his official Federal Government badges to bring with him. He would so overwhelm the security at ABC with his credentials; they would quickly let him in. He is approached by security at the front desk, and is surprised at how quickly he is let in. He thought that this was due to the Oklahoma City Bombing. People just kind of let Federal Government security forces go wherever they want, hoping that the security forces would stop terrorism. Perhaps ABC workers expected that one day they would be the target of a bomb plot, and therefore they would not want to impede the noble work of a security worker who might "snuff out" a terrorist or remove a bomb planted in the building. Soon the man finds himself on the set of Good Morning America. Lisa McRee is in her dressing room putting her clothes on. It is around 6 A.M. The man knocks on her dressing room door. "Mrs. McRee, this is F.B.I. agent Caswell, I'm here to talk to you about something," he says. Lisa McRee was like "Huh?" (F.B.I.? I'm Lisa McRee. I'm a perky morning show gal that everybody wants to hug). Lisa zips up her skirt and walks to open the door. The man closes the door behind him once he is in the room. "Mrs. McRee, sit down on the couch, I need to talk to you about something," he says. The two of them are sitting on the couch talking, and suddenly the man grabs a pillow that is on the couch, and muffles Lisa's mouth. He pulls out a syringe, which is another technique involved in the implanting of mind control chips into people. He uses the syringe to inject a special drug that puts the individual into a 2-minute coma. He uses the coma time to quietly implant the mind control chip into the individual's brain. The chip is wrapped in a waxy human tissue like substance that prevents the victim from bleeding. He has completed this process, and now the mind control chip has been inserted into Lisa McRee's brain. He lets Lisa's limp body fall back easily onto the couch and he quickly leaves the room. He has no difficulty slipping undetected out of the building. Lisa McRee awakes and has no memory of what has occurred. She hurries onto the set. Good Morning America begins at 7 A.M. The first signs of the mind control chip's success begin to show up at around 7:30 A.M. Lisa mentions that actor Mel Gibson is going to be on the show in the next hour. Her co-host Kevin Newman asks Lisa, "You like Mel, right?" Lisa says, "Yeah I like Mel, I'd like to get in bed with him." (The studio staff breaks into loud laughter) Co- host Kevin Newman looks at Lisa and is shocked that she would talk this way on national television. She is a journalist, and she is behaving inappropriately. Everything goes okay for the next hour or so. It is now 8:40 and Lisa McRee is getting ready to interview today's guest, actor Mel Gibson, but first there is a commercial break. Lisa is sitting across from Mel waiting for the commercial break to end, and she exchanges greetings with him and she says, "Mel, my husband is a Hollywood Producer, and I live in New York City hosting Good Morning America. I only get to see my husband on weekends. On weekends I fly to Los Angeles and me and my husband have sex all weekend." Mel looks at Lisa like she is really strange for telling him all this. Lisa continues talking to him, "Mel, I get so horny during the week, I could die!" Mel Gibson begins to shift uncomfortably in his chair waiting for the interview to begin so that he can get away from this "freak" woman as soon as it is over. When the interview begins, Lisa lets him talk about his upcoming movie projects, but then she interrupts and says, "Mel, I'm so hot right now." (The studio people start to laugh again, and see that Lisa is coming on to him. They are beginning to wonder if Lisa is trying to be some kind of female shock jock or something). The interview ends, and Mel Gibson attempts to get away from her as quickly as possible. Lisa says to him as he is walking away, "Mel, do you want my address?" Mel angrily nods his head (NO). Lisa says, "That sucks, I wanted to get fucked by you tonight." Soon it is 9 A.M. and the show is over for the day. A few of the studio people walk over to Lisa and tell her how funny she was on Today's show. Her co-host Kevin Newman pulls her aside and asks, "Lisa, are you going to be doing this on a regular basis?" Lisa is puzzled. "Doing what?" she says. He says, "All the sexual innuendos... are you sure that ABC management approves of that?" Lisa says, "I hope you don't take offense to this Kevin, but you really need to loosen up. When was the last time that you got laid? Is your wife not giving you any?" Kevin Newman feels insulted and storms off the set. Katie Couric had taped Thursday's Good Morning America on her VCR, and watched it when she got home after hosting the Today Show that very morning. Katie laughs while watching it, but hopes that the computer chip would start working better in the coming weeks. Katie Couric had bought the "Id releasing chip" from the former Federal Government employee. The "Id releasing chip" freed humans of all their sexual inhibitions and concern for public norms. The chip increased a person's sexual appetite by 2000X. Would Katie only get to see the results of the chip by viewing Good Morning America? How would Katie know what the chip was causing Lisa McRee to do during the time that she was not on the air? Meanwhile, Lisa McRee is at home in her apartment drinking some bottled water, and resting on her sofa. At about noon, Lisa decides that she is ready to go eat lunch. She decides she will eat at a fancy Italian restaurant in Manhattan. Lisa gets all dressed up for the occasion. She is wearing a short plaid mini-skirt, white stockings, and '4 inch black high heels. On top, she is wearing a red sweater with a white turtleneck underneath. The red sweater matches the plaid colors of her skirt very well. Lisa arrives at the restaurant, and orders some pasta, and waits to be served. She begins looking around the room at the people in the restaurant. Lisa's eyes catch sight of a woman around age 20 who has long blonde hair, and is sitting at the table next to Lisa's. The woman is wearing a short tight black skirt, black stockings, and a tight white blouse that shows off the woman's rather large breasts. Lisa suddenly thinks (God I'm so horny... look at that woman... she is so gorgeous... look at how short her skirt is... I can even see the tops of her thigh-high black stockings). Lisa feels the heat of arousal and suddenly feels the urge to remove her high heels. Lisa slips her feet out of her high heels and pushes them up and out of the way with her stockinged feet. Lisa keeps staring at the beautiful blonde in the hope that she would make eye contact with her. She finally does... Lisa looks longingly into the woman's eyes. The woman figures out why Lisa is looking at her, and begins to tease Lisa by sucking on the ice in her almost empty glass that is in front of her. The waiter finally brings to Lisa the pasta that she had ordered. Lisa begins to slowly and erotically eat her pasta. She licks each pasta strand, and notices that the blonde woman has begun throwing kisses and puckering her lips toward Lisa. The blonde motions for Lisa to come sit with her. Lisa walks over and sits down with the blonde at her table. Both of the women had been eating alone, but now they are sitting and eating together. Lisa McRee has brought over her plate of pasta and placed it on the table beside the blonde's plate of food. The woman picks up some strands of Lisa's pasta with her fork, and they begin feeding each other. By now, the blonde has taken off her high heels also, and both women are now playing "footsie" under the table with their stockinged feet. Lisa laughs when she sees that the woman has accidentally gotten some pasta sauce on her chin below her lower lip. Lisa leans across the table and licks the pasta off of the woman's chin. The gesture is so erotic; the two women begin to kiss. Lisa had never kissed a woman before, but she kisses and lunges her tongue so hungrily into this woman's mouth, no one would have believed that it was Lisa's "First lesbian kiss". The "footsie" has now progressed. The blonde woman moves one of her stockinged feet up Lisa McRee's calves and then to her thighs. She puts her foot between Lisa's legs, and no one in the restaurant knows what is going on because of the long tablecloth that hangs down and conceals what the women are doing under the table. Lisa's pussy is sopping wet now as the blonde woman is moving her foot in an up and down motion on the front of Lisa McRee's pelvic area. At this point, Lisa decides to reach under the table and take off her panties. She does so, and her panties fall to the floor. Next, the blonde inserts one of her stockinged feet into Lisa's open box. Lisa is propping her elbow on the table to try to prevent losing control because she is getting so turned on. Lisa's eyes close as she is thoroughly enjoying having her pussy plunged into by this lovely woman's foot. Lisa begins to let out a few moans. She tries to keep the sound minimal. Lisa's head begins to bob up and down and she twists her neck in every direction as she is now at the mercy of wave after wave of orgasms. She is getting so carried away; she begins to suck on one of her own fingers. Lisa can't believe how many orgasms she is having. She thinks that they may never end, and she hopes that they don't! Lisa begins sucking on two of her own fingers. Lisa has multiple orgasms, and when she is finally done, the blonde woman says to her, "You must have had 30 orgasms." The waiter arrives to bring Lisa her bill, and notices that she is now not sitting alone as she was the last time he saw her. Lisa has to walk back over to her original table to retrieve her high heels that she had left over there. Lisa puts them on and goes to pay the bill. She comes back to the blonde woman's table to say goodbye to her. (Lisa is grinning and blushing), and she says to the woman, "It was nice to meet you." The 20-year old beautiful blonde says, "It was nice to meet you too, Lisa McRee... I watch Good Morning America all the time." Lisa was stunned... The woman that she has just had a casual sexual encounter with, knows who she is! This was something that Lisa hadn't thought of. Lisa quickly leaves the restaurant. There was only one thing that she had forgotten she had left her panties on the floor under the 20-year old woman's table. END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Celebrity Archive