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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- TERRY FERRELL: TO BE A MILLIONAIRE (M+F, oral, celeb) By Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com) *** This story is all dialog, therefore the quotations have been omitted, hope you don't mind. And if Ms. Ferrell ever reads this I hope she will find the humor in it. *** It is a glorious day for television, I am your host, former football team of the eighty's owner, Eddie, D. I am spending my own hardly earned money to finance this show. We all know there are charities and government programs to help, the homeless, the sick and disabled, but what about celebrities who make bad career decisions? I am going to give them a chance to get back on their feet. If they can answer a series of questions, they can earn one million dollars, if they miss a question, they still will have a chance to move on with one of three sex lines, I am sure you will enjoy. Today's special contestant, is from the hit syndicated show, Becker, please welcome Terry Farrell. Miss Farrell it is great to see you. I know Deep Space nine only ran one more year after you left, and it went down hill that last year, but it would have been another year of paychecks. You are right of course Eddie, but my contract ran out, and I thought I could get movie rolls, I was mistaken, I really need the money now, so lets play the game CBS doesn't play anything, Becker could have been a big hit but I don't think anybody watches CBS anymore. You are right of course Terry, I went to watch Survivor and I didn't know which channel CBS was. Lets go Terry, I am sure you know the rules, I have an escalating series of multiple choice questions, if you answer them all, you will walk away with one million dollars, if you miss there is a lifeline in which you will have to perform for the audience, if you complete the act you move on to the next question. Lets find out if you will be a millionaire. Miss Farrell, the first question for $1000 What is the capitol of California? A San Francisco B Los Angeles C Sacramento D Santa Barbara. Eddie, I believe the answer is C, Sacramento That is correct Terry. For $2000 Which is not a symptom of a heart attack A Pain in the arm B Pain in the leg C Shortness of Breathe D Pain in the chest I believe the answer is B, pain in the leg. That is correct Terry; you are going for $4000 now. Who wrote the novel and hit movie Battlefield Earth A Gene Roddenberry B L Ron Hubbard C Stephen King D Carl Sagen That is a tough one Eddie, I haven't seen the movie, but I know it was somebody who was really smart, I know it wasn't Gene so I am going to say D Carl Sagen. I am sorry Terry, that is incorrect, but don't worry, you aren't done yet, we will use your first sexline, there are five envelopes on the board, pick one and let's see what you have to do. I choose 3 Eddie. Three it is, lets open it up and see what you have to do, wow, this will be great, you get to make a wine cooler bottle magically disappear. That's cool Eddie, something I do for fun anyway. That's great Terry, you have to make the entire thing vanish, or you will be disqualified. I'm ready Eddie, give me the bottle. I have to work it in slowly you know Eddie, I am sliding it in and then pulling it out, I have almost reached the label. Each time I slide it in it goes a little further, it is also getting slimy, so I can push it in faster. I have got it to the label, see how it goes in and out, if I spin it, it gets even wetter, this is fun Eddie and I can become a millionaire, once again. Thank you. I have it almost two-thirds of the way in now, spin and push, spin and push. I think I have almost reached bottom, I think I have to use both hands now. I have got it in past the label now That's good Terry, but you have to make it completely vanish if you want to continue. I know Eddie, I am trying, I think I need to sit on it to get it all the way in, I am going to try it that way. I can feel it going in deeper, when Mickey did this to me, he was fucking me in the ass, I thought I was going to pass out, but he didn't shove the bottle in this far, I also thought I was going to take a crap on his cock. I have dropped down to my knees now, it is almost all the way in, I am going to hop up now to finish. OW, I think I did it. Yes, you did Terry, the bottle has completely vanished, lets see if we can get it out and go on to the $8000 question. Which is the southern most state in the United States A California B Hawaii C Texas D Florida I know that one Eddie, the answer of course is Hawaii. You are correct Terry. For 16,000 On the television show Green Acres, what was the name of the Douglas's Carpenter A Arnold B Mr. Haney C Ralph D Bob That is a tough one Eddie, I know Arnold and Mr. Haney where on Green Acres, Mr. Haney sold them the house I believe, I am going to go with B Mr. Haney. I am so sorry Terry that is not correct, you must use one of your sex lines now, chose an envelope. I choose 1 Eddie. One it is, oh this is a good one, you have to perform oral on one of the lucky members of or audience, will everyone look under their seats and see who has the lucky star. Please sir come on up to the stage, what is your name please? My name is Nick. SO I guess your father named you while he was shaving. Ha Ha, I've never heard that one before. By the way that was my sarcastic voice. I know Nick, a million comedians out of work, yadda yadda yadda. Now lets go Terry, you know what you have to do, you're the one who wanted to go to CBS. Unzip his pants with your teeth, I know you've done it before. My personal life doesn't concern you Eddie, your just lucky you're not in jail. I've just got two words for you Terry. Lets see how deep you can take it, that's right, all the way down, a little deeper, that's it. Nick, grab her by her ponytail, make her take it deeper, that's it. Suck it Terry, you can do it, GO, Go, Go, Go, come on everybody, Go, go, go I love audience participation. Terry has the whole thing down her throat, I knew her career wasn't over, she is a real pro. Nick is fucking her face now. Nick's balls are slapping against her face, lucky bastard, wait a minute, he is slowing down, he has jammed his cock down her throat and he is holding it still, he is pulling it out, it is limp, I think Terry has done her second sex line, lets see shall we. Open up Terry, yes, she has a mouth full of cum, you may spit or swallow now. Interesting, I always thought you where a swallower, we can continue the game now. You are now going for $32,000. Which was not written by John Steinbeck A Cat on a hot tin roof B The Great Gatsby C Of mice and Men D The grapes of Wraith I know this one Eddie, it is A Cat on a hot tin roof. You are right again Terry, we are now at the $64,000 question. On the television show The Dick Van Dyke show, what city did the Petries live in? A Rochester B New Rochelle C New York City D Albany I know this one also Eddie, Dick Van Dyke was one of my favorite all time television show, it is B New Rochelle. Well, smart ass you are correct again. For $132,000 Who wrote and starred in the controversial movie, Shake the clown A Jerry Lewis B Sam Kinison C Bobcat Goldwaith D Robin Williams You have me stumped here Eddie, I don't thin it is Robin, I don't recall him doing anything controversial, I believe it was a fairly recent movie so I don't think it was Lewis, controversial smacks of Sam Kinison, so that is my final answer, B Sam Kinison. I am sorry Terry, you are incorrect, we have to go to your last lifeline, please pick and envelope. I choose lucky seven Eddie. Lucky seven it is, a double pussy penetration by two of my old hall of famer friends, please welcome Steve and Jerry. How's your head Steve, The doctors have told me I am cleared to return for one more season. And Jerry, I hope to see you in a uniform this year. You will of course Eddie, whether it's in San Francisco, Washington, Cleveland or Oakland. Well, you guys know why your here, I guess we can get started, Jerry you should be on the bottom with your ten inches to let Terry sit on it, Terry get over here. I'm coming Eddie, don't rush me, I have dumped guys for that. Lay down Jerry, now slowly sit on it Terry, that's right go all the way down, now raise up a little, you need to get yourself nice and lubed, that's it, a little bit faster now, good. Now you, Jerry start to thrust up into her, that's right, match her thrust, that's a nice rhythm, this is a good show, I wonder if we can become number one with a bullet. Now, lean forward Terry, Steve is going to work his seven inches into you now, hold still, Steve, now slowly but it in, I said slowly Steve, well, it's all the way in now, sorry about that Terry. Terry is riding both cocks now, man she is a horny little devil, look at her work over the two cocks in her pussy, Go Terry go, Go Terry go, everybody, Go Terry GO. Man she is going to fuck those two football players senseless, Jerry and Steve both have their arms wrapped around Terry, you two better not kiss each other, I told you once before about doing that in public. Jerry is thrusting up so hard I think he is lifting Terry and Steve up into the air, wait a minute, Steve has stopped thrusting, I think he is done, it looks like where going to have to call on Joe to replace him, sorry about that Steve, I was only joking. Jerry is standing up with Terry Ferrall's legs wrapped around his waist, he is sliding her up and down on his cock, man he is a real specimen, he is slamming Terry up and down like she is on a pogo stick. He is slowing down, I think he is unloading inside of her, I have never seen a pussy gape like that before, I can see the juices all mixed up, at least if she gets pregnant, it will be a monster athlete. Well, Terry, you have completed your last sexline, I am sorry you don't get a chance to rest but here is your $250,000 question. Which popular writer wrote under the name of Richard Bachman A Samuel Clemens B Arthur Miller C Frank Miller D Stephen King I guess I am done Eddie, I don't have the slightest idea I am going to say C Frank Miller. I am so sorry Terry, I hope Becker can crank out a couple of more episodes, you've lost everything. Well, everyone, if the ratings are good, we'll be back, if not it was nice seeing you, good night. 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