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Rescuing Brittany
by Gopher King (goforking@hotmail.com)

***

On my first night in LA I rescue a young lady from 
being raped. It turns out to be the then 17 year old 
Brittany Spears. (MF-teens, exh, v, oral, anal, celeb-
parody)

***

Driving to California seemed like a good idea at the 
time. But here I was, seven days later, on the 
outskirts of LA; broke, tired and pissed off. As I 
approached my 25th birthday, I wanted something more 
from life. I had been pouring concrete since I dropped 
out of college. The money was alright, but the work was 
back-breaking. 

One benefit though. All of that hard work had kept me 
in excellent shape. But I just got fed up. Packed all 
my stuff into the Dodge, and headed to California. The 
trip had been terrible. Lousy weather, boring scenery, 
and the tape player in the car had died one day into 
the trip. What else could happen? 

It was late at night, way past midnight. I had gotten 
lost as I approached LA. And I found myself on a 
deserted country road. Up ahead I saw a car that looked 
like it had run off the road. The lights were on but 
the car was pretty well stuck in a ditch. 

I hadn't seen another car in almost an hour, so I 
thought I'd stop and see if they needed some help. I 
stopped my car next to the Lexus and rolled down my 
window. The driver of the other car rolled down his 
window too.

"Need any help?"

"FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!" The driver screamed at me. I 
recognized him immediately. He played one of the nicest 
guys in the world on that really popular TV show. 

"Help me, Please!" The girl in the passenger seat of 
the coupe cried out.

"SHUT-UP BITCH!" And he backhanded her across the seat.

"So do you have a problem?" He yelled. I saw him reach 
under his seat for something. I couldn't make out her 
face but I could see she was silently trying to get out 
of the car, as this creep was occupied with me. 

I already had my hand on the sawed off shotgun on the 
seat next to me. My trip through the Mid-west had 
taught me to be prepared. He started to point a small 
22 pistol at me. I already had raised my saw-off at him 
and had my finger on the trigger as he opened his mouth 
to yell at me again.

"Now where were we?" I said. 

I think he crapped his pants; because all of the color 
ran out of his face. I continued. 

"You could fire that little gun, and maybe you would 
hit me or my car and maybe you might even kill me. But 
this thing is loaded with buck-shot, a lot of buck-
shot. It won't kill you. But it would be a shame to 
destroy that pretty-boy face of yours. Your call?" 

The girl had bolted out of the car and was running down 
the road. He looked at me. Looked up the road at her; 
and dropped his gun out the window. I put down my gun, 
gave him the finger and drove away. I looked into my 
mirror. He wasn't following me. I slid my gun, back 
under my seat.

The Girl was quite a sprinter. She had made it well 
down the road before I pulled up next to her. Opening 
the door, I called out.

"Need a ride?" She hesitated, then got in. She was 
soaking wet from running in the rain. I reached into 
the backseat of my Dodge and grabbed a blanket. 

"Here, this it'll warm you up"

"Thanks" She said. 

I didn't recognize her at first. The rain had wrecked 
her hair and make-up. By what I had seen of her dress. 
Short little, black sequined thing, that it was; and 
her jewelry. She must have had some money. Too bad for 
Mr. Lexus asshole. We drove on towards LA.

"Where can I take you?" I asked. She started to cry. 

"Not home to that Lexus Asshole, I hope?" This bought a 
smile to her face. Now I recognized her. She was that 
Teenage singer, BRITTANY SPEARS. Man did she look like 
hell right now. Then she started to laugh through her 
tears.

"God, no. A friend set me up with him. What an 
asshole!"

She had stopped crying, and started to relax.

"Thanks for getting me out of that jam, back there. I 
can't believe what a creep that guy turned out to be. 
What's your name" She asked.

"Bobby, Bobby Rigguns. Your Brittany Spears aren't you? 
I asked." She seemed pleased I recognized her. 

"Yeah" She bashfully replied. I was speechless for a 
moment. All I could think to say was. 

"Well. I guess I ought to get you back to your hotel or 
apartment or something." She giggled at my clumsiness 
and relaxed into her seat. 

"I'm staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel, in town" She 
answered. 

"Well if you'll give me directions, I'll get you 
there." She smiled that million dollar smile and 
directed me towards her hotel.

On the ride into town, we talked about everything under 
the sun. She really did seem like such a nice kid. I 
was 25 and she was supposed to be 17. To look at her 
now, she looked about 30.

We drove for about an hour or so. She pointed out all 
the sights in LA as we drove pass them and eventually 
her hotel was just up the street. 

"Listen Bobby, there are usually a lot of photographers 
outside of here. Could you pull around back, I really 
don't want my picture plastered all over the tabloids 
looking like this."

"Sure, anything you want," I could understand that. 
Photographed at dinner with Mr. Lexus-asshole; 
returning at dawn rain-soaked and looking like hell. 

"They have an entrance around back, just for occasions 
like this. " We drove around to the back of the hotel; 
and pulled into a heavily shaded small parking lot. 
There was no one around at this hour. I stopped the 
car. Got out and opened her door. She smiled at my 
chivalry. She got out of the car, still wrapped in my 
blanket.

"Thanks again." Then she kissed me on the cheek. I 
blushed like a school boy. She headed towards the door 
as I walked around my car to get in, and drive away. 
She hesitated at the doorway, and then called over to 
me. 

"Bobby." I turned around and walked over to her. 

"Look, I know you don't have anyplace to stay, and 
well, I'd like to return the favor you did for me. So… 
why don't you come upstairs, take a shower, and let me 
buy you some breakfast?"

My reply was instantaneous. "Sure, thanks." 

She smiled, in a pleased way, took my arm and we headed 
up to her Hotel Suite. I already had a woody for this 
girl. And Each time she rubbed her blanket covered tits 
against my arm; it grew another inch. 

We made our way up to her suite. She used one of those 
card keys to unlock the door. Suite, smeet! This place 
was huge. My old apartment was smaller then the living 
room. She led me over towards the balcony, what a view. 
She soaked it in for a minute. 

"What do you think?" She asked.

I was standing behind her. The morning sun was 
streaming through the windows. Her dress become 
transparent it the early morning, light. Her tits and 
ass were beautifully profiled.

"Spectacular." She looked over at me appreciating the 
view. Turned and gave me a slight kiss right on the 
lips.

"I'm glad you like what you see." Again she took my arm 
and led me through the huge apartment. 

She directed me down a short hallway to the guest 
rooms.

"The Bathroom is on your right and you'll find a 
bathrobe in the linen closet over there." She pointed. 

"Why don't we get cleaned up and then I'll order us 
some breakfast." She once again kissed me on the cheek 
and then headed back down the hallway; to another part 
of the apartment. Trailing the blanket behind her she 
looked over her shoulder at me as she walked away. I 
stared hypnotized, at her ass, as she walked away. The 
dress was cut really low in the back. Clear down to the 
top of her beautiful butt. 

Obviously see had no bra on under this sequined frock. 
And from what I could see, she probably didn't have any 
panties on either. But it was obviously that she was 
wearing stockings or hose. My imagination drew a lurid 
picture of her. Naked under that little black dress, 
save, for a black garter and stockings. My prick gave a 
lurch in my pants as she walked across the room. She 
looked over her shoulder as I watched, smiled a 
devilish smile. And swung her ass at me to emphasize 
the point. Oh-boy...

I got undressed and looked at myself in the mirror. I 
really did need a shower; and a shave wouldn't hurt 
either. As I looked in the medicine chest for some 
shaving gear. She knocked on the door and came in 
dressed in a fluffy bathrobe. I was standing there 
naked as the day I was born.

"I was just coming to get your cl... oh, I'm sorry. I 
didn't realize you'd be naked. I was going to send your 
clothes down to the laundry, while we had breakfast." 

I had piled them on the vanity.

"Nice butt," she added.

"Thanks." I replied. I grabbed my clothes and turned 
and handed them to her. There I was standing full 
frontal naked in front of this gorgeous teenager and I 
was handing her my laundry. Of course this entire 
experience had left me with a bit of a soft -on. 
Brittany glanced down at my crotch and smiled as she 
took my clothes. 

"See you at breakfast," she glanced again down at my 
lengthening prick; and gave it a playful slap. "Bad 
boy."

Then she turned and left me standing there

After a quick shower and a shave; I returned to the 
living room. A pot of coffee was waiting for me. I 
heard another shower going, in the other end of the 
apartment. As I poured myself a second cup I heard the 
shower stop and in a few minutes she joined me in the 
kitchen. 

She looked like a completely different person then the 
one I had met a short while ago. Gone was all the runny 
makeup. She actually did look like a teenager now. Her 
hair wrapped in a huge towel and her tight teenage 
frame covered by a matching robe. 

"Hi," another peck on the cheek. "Wow, you sure clean 
up nice. I ordered us some breakfast. I hope you like 
blueberry pancakes." 

"Love 'em," I replied.

Practically on cue, there was a knock on the door. 

"Room-service," the waiter announced.

Brittany answered the door and let him in. "Out on the 
balcony," she directed him. 

A few minutes later we were enjoying one of the best 
meals I had ever had. As we talked and ate, her robe 
slowly became undone. Bit by bit her freshly scrubbed 
cleavage came into view. I couldn't help but look. She 
noticed my distraction but pretended not to notice. She 
just giggled at me as I tried not to stare. 

Until...

Her robe came undone down to her waist. Her robe 
remained open like this as we ate. She nonchalantly 
played with the open robe as we ate. Then she glanced 
down and said, 

"Opps!" And drew her robe around her body. I was sure I 
saw a flash of nipples. She looked up to me, smiled and 
giggled. "What were you saying?" 

"Sorry, I lost my train of thought."

"I guess were both pretty tired," she said. "If you 
want, you can crash in the guest room and get some 
sleep." While the possibility of stretching her teenage 
pussy, was sounding very appealing. A couple of hours 
sleep in a comfortable bed was tough to pass up. 

"Sounds like a good idea." We made small talk as we 
finished breakfast. Then she led down the hall to my 
room. Another quick peck on the cheek and she said, 
"Sleep tight." Turning, she heading back toward her 
room.

As she passed through the living room, her robe slowly 
fell from her shoulders. I watched her butt swaying as 
she walked across the room. The robe slide further down 
her well-tanned back, then completely off. She was 
completely naked as she exited the room. 

Her whole body was covered with a perfect golden tan. 
The idea of the gorgeous Brittany, stretched out, 
naked, sunbathing by a sun drenched pool, was too much 
to bear. My cock rose to full attention. 

She dragged the bathrobe behind her with one hand, her 
sculptured butt, jiggled as she walked. Opening the 
door to her room, she entered, and then closed the 
door, without looking back at me.

Wooo! I stepped into the guestroom and fell on the bed. 
Surprisingly, I fell asleep almost instantly.

***

I was having this incredible dream. I was dreaming that 
I was surrounded by all of these beautiful women. They 
were taking turns giving me a blowjob. Ah, Hollywood.

Wait a minute?! I was slowly waking up, and this wasn't 
a dream! I opened my eyes to see a blonde head bobbing 
over me. Brittany Spears was sucking me off for all she 
was worth!

I began to respond and she looked up at me. Her golden 
locks were splayed out across my crotch in a wild mess. 
She took her mouth off of my dick and said, "Hi."

"Don't let me interrupt you," I replied. It was all I 
could think to say. 

She smiled up at me and then went back to work. I 
watched as her tongue snaked down my rock hard prick. 
She was cupping my balls in one hand and gently jacking 
me off with the other. Alternating between deep-
throating me and long licking strokes, of her tongue. 

I struggled to hold back my quickly approaching orgasm. 
But she would have none of that. She sensed that I was 
about to come, by the quaking in my balls. She started 
to jack me off with both of her hands. Staring at the 
head of my dick; intently waiting for the impending 
eruption. As the first shot burst from my dick head. 
She clamped her lips around my dick head and sucked up 
every last drop of cum I had to give.

Her double handed hand-job was milking me and the heat 
of her mouth felt like hot velvet making I claw at the 
bedspread as my cum shot, then ebbed, then dribbled. 

What a mouth this kid had! After getting every last 
drop out of my dick she just lay there in between my 
legs. Her rock hard nipples scrapped my thighs. She was 
resting her cheek against my now limp dick. A stray 
strand of cum had given her a small milk-moustache.

Finally, she looked up at me, smiled like the contented 
cat she was, "Good morning, sleepy-head." 

"Yes it is," I replied.

Then I reached down and pulled her up to give her a 
kiss. She responded in kind. Our lips met and our 
tongues were instantly in each other mouth. Even though 
she had just given me this fabulous blow job. She 
tasted like strawberries. Her nipples rubbed against my 
chest. My slowly hardening dick was nestled down by her 
thighs. I placed both of my hands on her red hot ass. 

I didn't feel any of her pussy hair against my skin. 
She shaved her pussy; my cock begun to stir once again. 
My dick was responding to her much quicker now. Her 
hands were busy just massaging my head and neck. My 
hands were on her ass, kneading those rock hard cheeks 
and searching for her tight little asshole and warm 
little pussy. This was going to be fun. 

I grabbed her ass in both of my hands and ground her 
hot pussy into my throbbing cock. She purred into my 
mouth, then reaching down between us she placed her 
hand on my cock and gently directly it towards her 
pussy. Rubbing my dick head against her clit, she 
gently slid me into her hot, wet pussy. 

It felt like heaven. We just lay like that for a few 
minutes. Then she sat up and slowly humped my throbbing 
cock. "Oh, yeah," she whispered.

After an all too short of a time she hopped up off of 
my steaming cock. "Not yet," she said. Then she climbed 
back onto the bed. This time she stood with her feet on 
either side of my head. 

"I hope your tongue is in as good a shape as the rest 
of your body." Then she lowered her hot, dripping pussy 
towards my waiting mouth. She placed her hands on the 
headboard of the bed, as I snaked my tongue into her. 
Her pussy was cleanly shaven with out a trace of fuzz. 
I guess all of those skin tight clothes, didn't leave 
much room for stray body parts. 

I reached up and gently pinched her enormous nipples, 
they were huge! They were a deep cocoa color, and they 
were just waiting to be sucked. Her juices were running 
down my chin as I shoved my tongue into the deepest 
recesses of her hot celebrity cunt.

Brittany moaned loudly as her orgasm approached. My 
tongue found her clit. She sparked like a firecracker 
as I lapped at her. Grinding her pussy against my face, 
then she was screaming as she orgasmed. It was wild, 
she was shaking and squirting pussy juice all over my 
face. Finally she collapsed in a heap beside me on the 
bed. 

We both lay panting, on the soaked bed sheets. Then in 
unison, it seemed. We both gasped, "Wow!"

As we laid there in bed recuperating, I turned onto my 
side. I wanted to take some time to really appreciate 
this gorgeous teenage heart-throb, naked, beside me in 
bed. She was lying on her back as I moved my hand 
towards her waiting bosoms. She had great tits! But, 
lying down on her back, like she was it was obvious 
that she was sporting a bit of silicon. She smiled and 
looking down, as my hand gently massaged her nipples. 

"Like 'em?" She asked.

"Yeah, they're beautiful." 

"I don't know. My agent convinced me to get implants. 
It feels like I'm carrying a couple of water bags 
around. But I have to admit ever since I got them, I've 
been getting a lot of press."

"Let's see how they taste." I bent down and started to 
kiss her left tit. Brittany moaned in approval. She 
placed her hands on the back of my head to encourage me 
on. My right hand was tickling its way down to her 
waiting pussy. As my finger's touched her clit, she 
gently shook. I inserted one, then two fingers into her 
wanting pussy. Her cunt was like a velvet lined vice. 
It grabbed my finger and held me tight. 

Slowly, gingerly I started a slow fucking rhythm with 
my two fingers. She started to gasp for air as I 
released her nipples from my adoring suckling. And 
concentrated on finger fucking her velvet lined pussy. 
My fingers found her G-spot deep inside her pussy. I 
took my left hand the rubbed the spot just above her 
clit. 

She was pounding the bed with her clenched fist and 
shaking her head wildly. Wave after wave of orgasm 
raced through her body. My hands were slippery with her 
juices. I slowly brought her back down to earth. And 
then removed my fingers from her snatch. Once again 
this wild sex-kitten was recovering from another mind 
blowing orgasm. 

"Wow! That was great!" 

"It's all done with mirrors." 

That made her laugh as she continued to try to catch 
her breath. 

My erection had been slowly returning as I finger-
fucked Brittany. She took notice of my condition; and 
hopped out of bed. "Be right back." And she ran into 
the bathroom. 

I heard her rustling around in the medicine chest, as 
if looking for something. Finding it, she came bounding 
back into the bedroom. I was sitting on the edge of the 
bed as she came back into room. She was holding 
something behind her back. I stood up as she 
approached. We were about the same height. So this 
bought us Face to face. 

"So, you naughty boy. Do you make it habit of finger 
fucking all of your women like that?"

"Only the lucky ones." I smugly replied.

"Well," She wrapped her arms around my neck, "I guess 
we both got lucky today." That said she hopped up and 
wrapped her legs around my waist. This had the effect 
of placing my once again, rock hard prick at the 
entrance to Brittany's hot, wet cunt. A slight wiggle 
on her part and I was slid all the way in. 

I was balls deep in her hot pussy. If there was a 
heaven on this Earth, it had to be between this 
beautiful girl's thighs. Then I moved my hands down to 
her rock hard ass; and started a slow fucking action. 

As I slide her up and then slammed her down on my 
aching cock she grunted, then she was biting my 
shoulder as she once again climbed to another orgasm. I 
was amazing myself, I had already shot a couple of huge 
loads in this girl and I was still raring to go. I 
guess this hot little sex machine riding my cock into 
sexual bliss had something to do with it.

Then her body jerked with another orgasm and she clung 
to me groaning in lustful ecstasy. It took all the 
control I could muster not to shoot a load in 
Brittany's velvet snatch right at that moment. But I 
didn't know how many more loads I could muster; so I 
wanted to make them all count. 

Finally she was done and I sat back onto the bed, my 
cock, still deeply rooted in her hot moist pussy. She 
still clung to me, almost like a baby. After a few 
minutes she looked into my eyes and smiled that million 
dollar smile at me, "That was really great! It feels 
like your dick is two feet long inside me. Where did 
you ever learn to fuck like?"

I love it when women talk dirty to me. "It's like they 
say, in the music biz, practice, practice, practice." 

That made her laugh. 

"I've got a treat for you now," she eased herself off 
of my dick and reached behind me for whatever it was 
she had brought back from the bathroom. She pushed me 
back onto the bed. 

"Lay down," she commanded. "Now rollover and get up on 
your hands and knees." 

What did she have in mind? Of course I complied. There 
I was, on my hands and knees. Brittany Spears was 
ogling my naked butt and my swaying cock and balls. She 
had a tube of something and she was squirting some of 
the contents, liberally, into her hands. 

Looking back between my legs I watched as she climbed 
onto the bed behind me. Her huge tits swayed as she 
came up behind me. She took my cock in both of her 
hands and began to jack me off. This cream was like 
nothing I had ever felt before. It was hot and cold at 
the same time. My dick seemed to stretch another two 
inches as she continued. 

Then I felt her tongue. She was snaking her tongue 
towards my asshole. She lapped and probed trying to 
insert her tongue into my rectum. I couldn't believe 
it. The reality of the situation hit as she slowly 
eased her tongue into my rectum. Brittany Spears was 
tonguing my asshole as she was giving me the heavenly 
hand-job. This "Must" be paradise. 

Then just as suddenly she stopped. 

"OK Romeo," I looked over at her. "Time for you to fuck 
me up the ass." 

Now I knew I was in heaven. "Yes, Ma-am!"

She smacked me on the ass and rolled me onto my back. 

"Now you just relax, And let Brittany take care of 
you." She squatted over my dick. Balancing herself on 
one hand; and guiding my rock hard cock towards her 
sweaty asshole with the other. I placed my hands on her 
hips, to help steady her. Then she found what she was 
searching for; and nudged my cock head towards her 
rectum. The cream she had liberally applied to my cock 
was acting like a lubricant, I slid into asshole 
effortlessly. 

Once my cock head was in, she paused to catch her 
breath. Then she started to fuck herself on my cock. 
Her tussled blonde hair was flying all over the place 
as she fucked me. Her asshole was like a vise; A silken 
vice. 

She was really getting off on this and her tight grip 
of her sphincter, kept me rock hard. I took my hands 
off of her hips and placed them on her tits, and gently 
pinched her nipples. Once again her body jerked with an 
orgasm. She was grunting and moaning and screaming, all 
at the same time. Pussy juice was flowing from her like 
she was peeing. For all I knew she was. 

I took my right hand and placed my thumb on her swollen 
clit as she wildly rode me. She made her stop for a 
second as if lightning had struck her. I was mauling 
her clit with my thumb, making her grimace and sink 
back heavily on my cock and quake with yet another 
orgasm. This one made her asshole flutter, which did it 
for me, I couldn't hold back any longer and I shot what 
felt like a gallon of cum deeply up her red hot ass. 

It was then that I noticed the distinct smell. On her 
last orgasm, she 'had' actually peed all over my 
crotch. I loved it! 

Finally, Brittany collapsed onto my chest, gasping for 
breath. My cock was still imprisoned by her tight 
throbbing sphincter. We stayed in that position for 
what seemed like an hour. I think we actually dozed off 
like that. When I awoke, it was starting to get dark 
outside. 

Brittany lay cuddled up in my arms, so I gently woke 
her up, "Hey sleepy head, can I buy you some 
breakfast?"

She smiled up at me and replied, "Sure, but first I 
want that dick up my ass one more Time."

"Yes, Ma-am," I said, ready to go again.

Ahh, California. Ya gotta love it.

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