Alice Is At It Again

by LesLuv (with apologies to noel Coward)

Alice is at it again, my love,
Alice is at it again.
She came in before
And called me a whore -
Which isn't so bad, I was a bit sore
But when I suggested we do it some more,
She said she was shocked and flew out the door.
Alice was at it again.

Alice is not quite ten, my dear,
And I'll be twelve in half a year.
She's so full of fun, she never is drear
She wakes in the morn and is straight in top gear
While she leaves it to me to bring up my rear -
If you know what I mean, my dear.

Alice is at it again, my love,
Alice is at it again.
Her fingers are long
And her tongue is so strong
I cum on the hour, like striking a gong.
And when I suggest we make one more song
She chides me by saying, 'but you wear a thong.'
Yes, Alice is at it again.

Alice is sexually hot, my sweet
The way that we live is so neat -
Our loving is full, libidos complete,
We do it with fingers, we do it with feet,
We fuck on the couch, we suck in the street -
I'll send you a picture next time I tweet.