| Dyke In Denial Fri, Sept 2: Dear Diary: Once again, that snobby cheerleader Kelly called me a dyke! I swear, if she calls me that one more time… I'm gonna re-arrange her face! Every morning when I skateboard to school, that little slut has to say something, like "Hey little boy! Why are you in a girl's uniform," or something smart like that! But I'm going to get her! I'm sooooo not a dyke. I mean… just because I like to fix cars and build model planes and ride a skateboard does not make me a dyke! Geesh! And I can prove it! First of all, not only do I wear the uniform skirt instead of slacks, but I wear it VERY short, just like that slutty Kelly! ! I mean after all, I worked hard on my tan all summer and getting my legs all beefy! Why should I hide them? Besides, it's a secret pleasure of mine to ride my skateboard fast down the sidewalk and let my skirt fly about which shows my panties! The air tickles my bare tanned thighs when I go fast! And secondly, I'm the only one in gym class who's brave enough to wear track briefs instead of shorts. I wish more of the girls would wear the track-briefs/ gym knickers… whatever you call 'em... too! I mean, some of those chics in gym class have some great legs!!! Sure, many girls giggle at me in my gym briefs, but I like the way the fresh air feels on my legs. And the way all the girls stare at my lean meaty legs and golden tan, yeah, they know I've got hot legs!!! I'm sure one of these days, one of those girls is gonna reach out and give my thigh a squeeze… I can't wait! So as you can see, diary, I'm NOT a dyke! Dykes wear flannel shirts and tattoos! So there! Anyway, I have to write about this. Last night, I slept over at my best friend's house! I was lying there ready for bed in my P.E. shirt and briefs when she came out of the bathroom and started tickling my legs! She said something like "Gawd you look sexy in those cute little brief-shorts!" Oh gaawwd, the feeling of her fingertips on my bare legs was awesome. I got all tingly and damp down there. After we turned out the light, we took turns tickling and caressing each other's legs until I dared us to take all of our clothes off! And there we were completely naked in the dark. Eventually, I felt her tongue on my wet bald pussy! Oh, it was the best feeling in the world! "Oh yes! Oh yeeesss!" I cried out! She licked away, causing chills to run up my spine. Eventually, I couldn't hold out any longer and I started cumming all over the place! OMG, it was the best orgasm I ever had! Gawd, I love her! And so I paid her back, knowing just what she wanted. I stuck my face between her skinny but sexy legs and kissed her little bald cunny all over. She writhed all over the bed and moaned. But I gently licked those skinny little twat lips of hers until she came all over my face! She was nearly screaming and beating on the bed with her fists when she came! I thought she was having a seizure. So anyway, her mom must have slept through it all, fortunately. Next morning when I got on my skateboard to leave her house, I warned her that just because of what happened, I'm still not a dyke! Okay! Mon, Sep 5: Dear Diary, Well, Monday morning I rode my skateboard 2 school and that bitch Kelly called me a dyke again! I swear, I'm going to get her good! I mean… really! There are lots of girls who ride skateboards… aren't there? That doesn't mean a thing! Besides, if I were a dyke, I wouldn't wear my school uniform skirt so ultra-short like I do! I mean, why should I hide my tanned and toned legs I worked so hard at getting? You know how many lawns I had to mow in the sun to get this bronze… and all that pushing to get the definition to finally show? Dyke my hawt, sexy ass! Anyway, I met Bobby in science class. No, he's not my boyfriend! He's cool but… the thought of making out with him is so.. eeeew! Anyway, he said he's starting on his new model plane, a British Lancaster bomber! I can't wait to see it. We'll meet on Wed to work on our models together. I still have a few more steps on my B-29. I'm tempted to paint the co-pilot to look like me but I'll need a very small brush for that much detail! Gee, I sure hope my mom lets me take flying lessons one day! Anyway, went over to my friend's house after school and told her about Kelly the snobby-slutty cheerleader, and my plan for revenge! She was still in her school uniform and busy studying. I mean… really. Her skirt is nice and short and shows off her long bare legs nicely, but it's still hot outside! I wish she'd wear a short pair of tight dolphin shorts like normal kids! What a nerd! Anyway, she giggled but said I shouldn't go through with my revenge! But geeez, that bitch keeps calling me a dyke! I'll show her! I mean, I'm sooooo not a dyke! Anyway, we sat on the couch and watched TV for a while. We started playing footsies until our bare legs were wrapped around each other. Oh gaawwd, her long legs are sooooo nice and smooth. I kissed her up and down her inner thighs and licked her knees! I could smell her cunny juice leaking out so I lifted her skirt to see a big wet spot on her panties! Then she stuck her hand down my tight shorts and said I have no room to talk. She stated to stroke my little wet flower and soon I felt her finger trying to go inside! Fortunately, her mom wasn't home yet because I began to moan and squeal very loudly. I humped her hand as she kept wigging her finger between my lips until I came all over her hand! I cried out as I felt my warm nectar oozing in my panties and shorts! How embarrassing! But I got her back! I leaned forward and pulled her panties into a camel toe until her little hairless cunny lips were practically swallowing the crotch seam. Then, I began to kiss and lick those sweet wet nether lips. She lay back on the couch and rocked her head way back as she forced her crotch into my face. She moaned loudly as I teased those lips. Finally, I pulled the crotch to one side and licked away at her red swollen bud until she came on my face. My God, she squirt right on the couch too! What a nympho. And so she frantically got some paper towels to hide he evidence. But I just had to sniff the paper before she tossed it in the kitchen trash. Anyway, I had to borrow a pair of her gym shorts which were really tight on me. And so I had to skateboard home with a little of my butt peaking out of her shorts! Fortunately, I made it to my room before my mom saw me and changed. And, I had to wash the gooey mess out of my own shorts! And so I had to rub my little cunny again to a good cummy-cum just thinking about what we did on the couch! But I've come up with a plan and Kelly's gonna pay for calling me a dyke! I mean really, I'm soooooo not a dyke! And so, I went out into the garden and found a foot-long garter snake and put it in a coffee can! Tomorrow, Kelly's gonna get it! Tue, Sept 6: Dear Diary, Today was so awesome! I skateboarded up behind Kelly as she hung with her preppy slutty friends before school in all their posh preppy hairstyles. Once again, she said something mean, but I forgot what it was. I took the snake from my backpack, pulled on her shirt and dropped it in! I skated away quickly but she screamed so loud you could her hear in the next state! She danced about as if she were on fire as all her bitchy friends screamed too! Then… I never expected it… she fainted! She passed out right there as the snake crawled out of her shirt and slithered away on the grass. Maybe that'll teach her to quit calling me a dyke! But… I'm suspended! Here I sit in my room all alone. My mom is not happy, but she did tell Kelly's mom while in the office that if she had left me alone, it would have never happened. Her mom said she'd sue, and my mom said she'd counter-sue for what Kelly's been bothering me with for the last 3 years! Her mom shut up! But still, mom's not happy with me! And so all I have to my name right now is a couple good hands to rub myself to some massive cummies on my bed… and the vision of my best friend in my mind! Oh gaaawwd, I'm so horny, I'm gonna do it right now! Ahhh, much better! Not just the explosive orgasm I had, but the talk I had with mom after that! She says if I fix her broken carburetor while I'm suspended, then I'll be off the hook. I better get on it! I may be twelve but I can turn a wrench like anyone! Better put on some old shorty-shorts so I'll keep my tan up as good as Kelly! Besides, if my best friend happens to come along while I'm out there working on the car, she'll be able to grab some bare leg! See, I'm soooo not a dyke! I mean, I'm not wearing old jeans and a flannel shirt, am I? Thur, Sept 8: Dear Diary: Well, I fixed my mom's car! Purrs like a kitten! Mom's happy and I'm no longer grounded. I can go back 2 school 2morrow! And at last I finished my model plane! It's huge! I'm gonna hang it from my ceiling over my bed! Anyway, my friend came over while my mom was out shopping so we chatted in my room! She was laughing at the way everyone calls me a dyke, so I tickle-tortured her! Eventually, I ripped her nerdy school uniform off and humped away at her, clit-to-clit! I can't believe it! As I tribbed away, I kissed her! I slipped my tongue down into her mouth as I fucked her brains out! We came at nearly the same time! Gawd, she's noisy! But what a cummy-cum! I think we both passed out for a couple of minutes! But once we heard my mom come in through the garage, you've never seen two girls get dressed faster! Anyway, she never suspected a thing! Even though we both walked a little funny after those explosive orgasms! And so, I'm going to bed now, ready to have another cum with my hand! And tomorrow when I go to school, that bitch Kelly better not call me a dyke! Because I'm sooooo not a dyke! One day, I might have a motorcycle! And if she gives me any lip, I'll run her ass over with the Indigo Girls blasting on my bike's stereo! That'll show her! Maybe she'll learn… I'm soooo not a DYKE! * * * * * Author's comment: "Yeah, right!!!" |