Jackie and the Beanstalk (A Twisted Fairy Tale)

by Pulsar

Hiiyye! I'm Naughty Nancy, Creepy Carla's kid sister. I'm not supposed to be reading her stuff, but then again, I'm naughty… so there! And since this is a 'kiddie' story… well, close! It's a VERY twisted fairy tale! And who better to introduce a fairy tale than me?! And so… for the naughty inner child, we now present a rather demented version called…

Jackie and the Beanstalk
-or-
"Cool Beans!"

Once upon a time, in the very next town over from where you live, their dwelt a poor, hard-working, single mother Leslie, and her daughter Jackie. Well, Jackie was actually Leslie's brother's daughter, but she had taken her in after his unfortunate passing when she was just a baby. She had taken care an nurtured her for twelve years now. And thus she was rightfully called, "Mummy."

However, Jackie had picked up some rather annoying habits over the years that tasked her 'mother' to no end, especially her frivolous spending. Just how she got hold of the money was a mystery, yet the bank account was usually in the red while Jackie so arrayed herself in expensive (and oft revealing) clothes. She spent her mother's money at salons when the utilities went unpaid. The final straw came when they received the foreclosure notice on their humble home.

"This is outrageous!" cried Leslie. "Look at this. Unless we make the payments we can't afford, we're losing our house! And look at you, Jackie… all arrayed in those… those bimbo clothes that must cost a fortune!"

"But Mummy!" protested Jackie. "All the cool girls…"

"But nothing!" snapped her mother. "I'm at my wit's end! Now, it's all I can do to maybe keep our home but… I fear I'm going to have to part with my old record collection," she said with a tear in her eye. "Now take all of these old vinyl LP's down to the record collector. They're worth a fortune! And do NOT settle for their first offer! Got it?"

"Y… yes Mummy," mumbled Jackie as she took the box full of old records.

"And don't talk to strangers… especially the ones who offer you candy!"

"Oh yes, Mummy!" said Jackie with that innocent gleam in her eye. And soon she was skipping down the street toward the strip shopping center were sat an old classic record store.

But on her way, she passed by a rickety old Volkswagen bus where dwelt Eddie the hippie, who appeared to have forgotten which decade it was. And as she passed him by, he called out, "Hey, where're you going, little hip chic?"

"Oh, I'm going to the record store to sell my mum's old albums so we can have money to save our house from being taken away!"

"Hmmmm, cool! Say, let me take a look at 'em!" And so, Eddie began to look through all the records. "Moody Blues… Beatles… Rolling Stones… Elton John… far out, man!" And then he began to scratch his unshaven chin. "Tell ya what, little chic! I'll buy 'em all from you… except for this "I've Got You Babe!' single. You'd have to pay me to take that one!"

"Oh?" gleamed Jackie. "How much!"

"Cool beans!"

"What?"

"For these magic beans! Get it? They're magical beans, so they're 'cool beans.'"

"Did you say, 'magical beans?'"

"You dig, sister!"

"Well, I don't think Mom would…"

"Sure she would. Make all her problems go away!"

"Well… if you say so, Mr. Hippie!"

And so Jackie skipped home, thinking that these 'magic beans' would solve their problems. However, her mother boiled over when she handed her the beans. "We are NOT amused!" she growled. "Magic beans indeed!" And in all her anger, she tossed them out the window. "There's only one good thing that came out of this!" she added.

"What's that Mummy?" asked Jackie.

"I have a good excuse now to spank your bare little bum!" And with that, she pulled Jackie over her knee, lifted up the little mini-skirt she was wearing, yanked down those panties, and slapped away.

"Ooow! Owww!" cried Jackie. "Oooow, Mummy! That hurts!"

"Oh really," snapped her mother. "And I thought a spanking was supposed to…" suddenly, she felt a moist drop on her leg. She stopped the spanking to inspect that little slit between those legs. It was pink and swollen! "Why… why you're… you're randy!"

"Nooo Mummy! I'm not! Honest!"

"Oh yeah… well let's see!" And therefore, poor Leslie could not help but to slide her finger in between those puffy lips, which felt as if they'd been coated in liver oil. "Not randy, huh!" she said. And so she began to rub away. Jackie kicked her legs and moaned, begging her mother to stop. But in between the rubs, she would give that tantalizing bare bottom a few slaps.

"Noooo!" cried Jackie. But Leslie only continued to rub and spank her daughter until her squirming had forced her swollen clit to pass the boiling point. Suddenly, she burst into a massive orgasm, kicking and screaming all the way.

"Sooooo!" said Leslie. "That's how it is, eh? Very interesting!" And with that, she stood her back up. "Now off to bed with you. There's nothing left in the pantry to eat! And in three days, we lose our house!"

And with that, mother and daughter retired to bed, downtrodden and distraught. However, when Jackie awoke the next morning, she found that her messy room appeared darker than usual. When she finally opened her eyes, she did realize that something was blocking the sunlight. And so she leapt out of bed and looked out the window, only to find a gigantic beanstalk that seemed to stretch on endlessly up to the sky. "Oh… mah… gaaawd!" she cried out in disbelief. "Far out!" she mumbled, just like the hippie had said. "Cool beans! Way cool beans!"

And so, she donned a denim micro-mini and her best trainers, and began at once to climb up the beanstalk. Up… up… up she went, until she found herself in the clouds. She kept climbing still until she broke through the clouds and found herself in another land… another world… perhaps another dimension! "Way cool!" she exclaimed upon spying a large castle in the distance. "What a house! Like… totally awesome!"

And so, she leapt from the beanstalk and began to walk down a road toward the castle. As she neared the front door, she realized it was even bigger than she had imagined. The door was nearly three times as tall as the one on her own house! And the door knob itself was nearly beyond her reach. Nevertheless, she gave few knocks on the door, hoping that whoever dwelt there, would freely give her a hand out.

But only moments after knocking, the heavy wooden door opened with a boisterous squeak. To her surprise, there stood a twenty-something man in horned-rim glasses, white shirt and tie, and a pocket protector to boot! Yet when he took one look at her, he nearly slammed the door again. "Oh, you shouldn't be here, little girl!" he said with a wheezy voice. "Run away! My mistress just happens to be a giantess femdom who spanks little brats! She dominates… humiliates… far more than you could handle! You better get out of here!"

Jackie stared back at him with the most wrinkled face of disbelief. Finally, she blew a bubble from her gum and let it pop, before chewing on it again. "Uuuh… yeah!" she replied. "You are such a nerd!"

But the man waved her off. "Now… (-wheeze-) I'm warning you…"

"Look, 'Poindexter!' My mom's in a fix! Sooo… I could really use a couple of goodies to hold us over, y'know!"

"But I…"

"C'mon, 'Waldo!' It's like… I don't have all day! Just a few gold coins or something! I mean… I'm way up here, and you're like… way down there! You're lucky that such a girl like me is even talking to a loser like you!"

"Well, I suppose I could spare a bowl of soup… but don't you dare let the giantess catch you or…"

Before he had finished speaking, Jackie had ducked under his arm and entered the castle. She somewhat trembled at the knees as she beheld the rather large furnishings that sat about. The couch and easy chair came up to her chest! The kitchen table was at her forehead! And he plates were as big around as tires!

Edwin hurried to catch up to her. "Shhh!" he said. "Be very quiet and I'll get you some soup."

"Soup? Like… you can't buy 'Calvin Klein' products with a bowl of soup! We need some cold cash, 'Melvin!'"

"I'm Edwin!"

"Whatever!" she said before popping another bubble.

But only moments later after placing the bowl of soup before her, their came a mighty rumble throughout the castle. With each footstep there came a minor tremor! "Oh dear!" wheezed Edwin. "It's her! You better hide, 'Bubbles!'"

"I'm Jackie!"

"Whatever! Quick! Under the sofa!"

Fortunately for Jackie, she had no problem crawling under the extra-extra-extra large sofa! It was high enough off the ground she could lie sideways as a matter of fact. But the tremors only grew louder and heavier with each footstep, until the mighty giantess came into the room. From where she hid, Jackie could see the bottoms of two black leather, large spiked-heeled boots! Suddenly the pounding stopped as she stood in the room. And then, she heard a mighty deep yet feminine voice cry out…

Fee- fie- foe- frat!

I smell the cunt of a naughty brat!

Be she here, or be she there,

I'll fetch my strap, and spank her bare!

At such words, Jackie nearly wet herself, now wishing she had followed the nerdy slave's advice! But the overwhelming curiosity tempted her to no end. And so she scooted as far as she dare to the edge of the couch to take a peek. To her ghastly amazement stood a mighty woman, with long legs that stretched seemingly forever clad in fishnet hosiery. She wore but a black leather bodice and cape. Her face was surprisingly young, yet painted in black lipstick and eye shadow. Even her fingernails were painted black. And around her neck she wore a spiked collar! Yet on one of those long slender thighs, Jackie could see a rose tattoo. With both trembling and excitement, she carefully crawled back further underneath the couch.

"Well… where is that brat!" roared the giantess.

"Uh… gee I… there's no one here but me I…" stuttered Edwin. "Oh, I get it! I'm the naughty brat… but I'm not a 'she,' I'm a 'he' if you know what I… uh… well.."

"Quiet slave!" ordered the giantess. "And one swing of this knife and you WILL be a 'she'… permanently! Now out of my way!"

"Oh… y-yes my mighty dominating mistress!"

And thus her boots once again struck the hard wooden floor, once again rattling the room as the giantess searched all around. Yet she breathed a sigh of relief when the one place she did not check was under the couch! However, there came a mighty creak and a 'thump!' right above when the giantess took a seat on that very couch. Jackie continued to tremble, yet remained quiet and motionless.

"Slave!" cried the giantess. "Bring me my gold!"

"Oh yes your dominatrix-ship!" he replied. And moments later, he placed the bag of gold before her. "Anything else your exaltedness? Do you wish to humiliate me?"

From down below, under the couch, Jackie shook her head. 'What a dweeb!' she softly whispered to herself. 'I think that dork is actually enjoying it!'

"No! Go away and fix that rattling noise on my vibrator!"

"Y… yes your exaltedness, oh mighty dominating one, oh majestic intimidating…"

"WILL YOU GO!" she roared. And with that, Edwin fled the room.

But Jackie remained under the couch as she heard the clinking of the gold coins from above as the giantess counted them. She trembled and sweat profusely, desperate to find a toilet! For the pressure in her bladder was now quite painful. Yet all she could do was wait until the giantess left the room. But after some time passed, the sound of light snoring filled the room. The giantess had fallen asleep!

Seizing the moment, Jackie daringly emerged from the couch, crawling between those gargantuan boots. Once she quietly stood up, her chest was at the same level as the giantess' bent knees as she sat on the couch asleep. Looking around the room once, she quietly seized as many gold coins as she could carry, and floated out of the room on her tiptoes. Once out the door, she made off down the road for the beanstalk, stuffing the coins in her denim skirt pocket as she ran. She dared to look back once at the castle in the distance, yet it looked as quiet and tranquil as it had before. And therefore, she reached the beanstalk without incident and began the long climb downward back to her home.

"Mummy! Mummy! Look! Gold! I got gold! I've saved the house!" she said when she reached the ground.

"Just where have you been, young lady!" cried her mother. "You've a lot of explaining to do! You'll be the death of me one day!"

"No, Mummy! Look! I got gold! Lot's of it!"

Jackie's mother's eyes nearly popped out once she saw the shimmering gold coins Jackie had pilfered. "Oh-my-gawd!" cried her mother. "Just where did you get… no! I don't want to know! Wait… yes, I do want to know!"

"Well, I climbed that beanstalk there that grew from the magic beans. And there up in the clouds was a castle where lives a giantess… with black lipstick and a rose tattoo on her thigh… and I stole these gold coins! Now we can pay for the house!"

Jackie's mother paced nervously. "Giantess, eh? And I bet she wears spike-heeled boots and wears a spiked collar too!"

Jackie gasped. "How'd you know? She did! Oh, and she has this wimpy man-slave named Edmond… Irwin?… who I think enjoys all her intimidation and verbal abuse!"

"Oh, well naturally!" replied Leslie sarcastically. "I… I don't believe this. Sounds rather daft to me!"

"Well, what about this gold, Mummy!"

"Yes… the gold is real enough. Very well. You did right good, my dear! But never climb that beanstalk again!"

"Oh, yes Mummy!"

 

And so Jackie's mother took the gold. She paid off the mortgage debt immediately, and still had some to spare. And in spite Jackie's pleas for a new wardrobe, she invested the gold into a bookstore, which now left her gainfully employed as her own boss! And the book store flourished rather well, being a popular hang-out for the bookish types of all ages. Leslie would serve up coffee with a smile and the books kept selling. And as such, the mortgage no longer fell behind.

But Jackie's curiosity got the best of her, as often happens to naughty little girls. And so one day, she forgot her promise to dear ol' Mum and donned her old denim mini and trainers. And up the beanstalk she climbed again, just wondering what other goodies lie in store for her. She never looked down as the awesome plant carried her from the earth up into the realm of the sky. And after her grueling climb, she once again approached the castle from the road. Yet when she reached door yard, there out in front sat a massive motorcycle whose wheels stood as tall as her. And suddenly a grease-covered Edwin stuck his head up with wrench in hand.

Upon seeing her, he gasped in surprise. "Hey… little girl," he said with a stern wheezy voice as he shook his finger, "I… I thought I told you to stay away!"

Yet Jackie popped a bubble with her gum before answering. "Listen dweeb! I've just climbed a massive beanstalk so I'm like… really tired, OK? Now… what 'cha got today?"

"Look 'Blondie'.."

"Jackie!"

"Whatever. I'm busy fixing the giantess' motorbike… and I can't be interrupted or I'll be in big trouble! Now run along!"

"Nnnnnnnnoo!" snapped Jackie in the brattiest voice she could produce.

"Now why should I let you in?" he asked, attempting to be stern and dominating.

"Because I have legs like this!" she said, lifting up her skirt and flashing her smooth tanned gorgeous pre-teen bare legs and kicking them about like a Vegas chorus girl!

"Well.. I… I'm afraid the giantess has you beat, shorty!" snapped Edwin.

"Fine! Just sit there in the grease, loser! I guess I'll just have to do it myself!" And with that, Jackie walked past him and into the open door!

"Hey… you… you're not allowed…" protested Edwin. Yet apparently, she did not take a single of his words seriously. And thus Edwin had to chase her inside. "Now… now look here you… just wha… wha…" Suddenly he was short of breath. And so he reached into his pocket for his asthma inhaler. He gave himself one big 'sprshhhht!' before facing Jackie. "Now look! I warned you to go away! If the giantess catches you… don't come crying to me!"

Jackie popped another pink bubble from her gum. "What a dweeb you are!" she said with a giggle.

"Now listen you, (-wheeze-), I'm not… not a dweeb. I'm college student and… and being her man-slave is how I'm putting myself through school! Free housing, y'know! Now scat!"

"Not until I can pack me some gold, 'Waldo!'"

"Edwin!" he snapped. "I'm Edwin… I think."

Jackie only giggled. "Like… lay the gold on me and I'm gone!"

"And if the giantess catches you…you'll be the one getting laid… the hard way!"

Suddenly, they both felt the unmistakable tremor on the floor, right in sync with the booming footsteps in the distance. "Ooooh! She's coming! And if she gets you, she'll be 'coming' again! Now scoot!"

And so, Jackie once again ran about the room until she slid under the couch again. And not too soon! For the next moment, the giantess pounded into the room, shaking the very castle with each stomp of her spike-heeled boots. And taking one sniff in the air, she roared out again…

Fee- fie- foe- frat!

I smell the cunt of a naughty brat!

Be she here, or be she there,

I'll fetch my strap, and spank her bare!

"Oh… hello your mighty dominatrix-ness…" stammered Edwin. "I… uh… I don't smell any fee, fie, foe… I mean… I don't smell a… I mean…"

"Out of my way, slave!" ordered the giantess.

"Oh, at once your powerful, double X-ness mistress!"

"Silence! How did that brat get in here?" demanded the giantess.

"B…b…brat? Wh… what brat? I…"

"If I find one in here, you've had it! We're talking mega-humiliation, condescending insults, and verbal abuse you've never seen the likes of!" And with that, she stepped into the room. "Fee- fie- foe- fum!"

"Uh… ex… excuse me mighty mistress but… what the hell does 'Fee- fie- foe- fum' really mean?"

But the giantess turned and gave him the most piercing stare! "You're a college boy! Look it up, Erwin!"

"I… I'm Edwin!"

"Whatever!" And thus the giantess searched the room, looking in all places behind the potted plants, bookshelves, end tables and such. All the while, Jackie remained secluded under the couch, watching those giant-sized boots stomp about the room. She trembled and once again nearly wet herself, now wishing once again she had taken Edwin's warnings seriously. She nearly relaxed when the boots seemed to walk away, yet only a few seconds later, the couch above her began to move. In an instant, it slid completely out of the way, now leaving her exposed, and caught!

"Ah ha! There you are!" roared the giantess. "Steal my gold, eh?!"

Poor Jackie screamed as she leapt to her feet to flee. But one great stride of the giantess and she felt two large hands around her middle. Soon her flailing feet left the stone floor, as she was lifted high into the air. Had they stood side-by-side, the top of Jackie's head might have reached the giantess at mid-thigh. "Well… well… well!" said the giantess. "What have we here? Aren't you a cute one!"

"Nooooo! Put me down! Pleeeze!" begged Jackie as she struggled in the grip of the giantess' hands.

"Oh, I'll put you down alright!" roared the giantess. "In good time!" With that, she turned to Edwin. "I'll be down in the dungeon… and NO watching this time!" And so with Jacky under her arm like a large toy doll, she began to walk away. Yet she turned to face Edwin again. "However, if you behave, I just might let you watch the video!" And so she turned toward the large wooden door of which beyond lay the downward steps to the dungeon. "C'mon, Brat! We're gonna have soooo much fun!" laughed the giantess. "Of course when I say 'we,' I mean 'me!' Ha-ha-ha!"

And down the dark stone steps she stomped, until she reached a room lit only by flickering torches. Jackie screamed and squirmed all the way, begging for mercy. Yet such commotions only excited the giantess all the more. And so she began to strip the hapless Jackie like a curious little girl strips a 'Barbie' doll. And soon, she had a naked pink little squirming 'living' doll. "My, my, you're the cutest one I've ever seen!" noted the giantess. "And what a cute little bottom, just ripe for nice lesson on thievery!"

"Noooooo! Pleeeeeze, I'll never do it again, Mrs. Giantess…"

But such pleas fell on deaf ears. Soon, the giantess had her tied down across a large wooden 'spanking horse' in her dungeon with her little bare bottom high in the air. She stared at her new 'toy' carefully as Jackie struggled about under the restraints. Then, she gave that tantalizing bare bottom a few light taps before squeezing the buttocks with one hand. "Ah, just like two ripe melons… ripe for the strap that is!"

"Nooooo!" cried Jackie.

But the giantess retrieved her smallest leather strap from the wall hook and gave it one snap in midair. "This'll make a nice warm sting!" she noted with an evil chuckle. Yet when she approached the bounded Jackie, she merely tickled her bottom with the tip. Jackie gasped and grunted as the tip lightly caressed her bottom all around. Then, it wandered down into her crack, tickling her from the tip of her spine down to her gaping nether lips. "Oooooh! Aaaaah!" cried Jackie as she began to 'hump' the spanking horse.

"Hmmm, getting off, eh!" said the giantess. "I knew it! What a nympho!" And so she teased her crack again, moving up and down with the tip of the strap, causing Jackie to jolt and cringe under the tingling sensations. "Hmm! I know all about you're kind, brat! Before you're sixteen, you're in the backseat of every football player at school!"

"Nooooo!" cried Jackie again.

"Yeeeees!" laughed the giantess. And with that, she gently blew a lungful of cool air across those buttocks and down her crack.

"Eeeeee!" wailed Jackie. But without further delay, the giantess flipped her wrist! The strap struck the left buttock with a loud 'whack!' "Oooooooh!" cried Jackie as the sting soaked in like thousand needles jabbing. 'Crack!' "Oooowww!" she screamed. 'Smack!' "Ooow-ooow!"

"Oh, yeah!" roared the giantess. "Nice and warm, isn't it!"

"Noooo! Please! Don't spank me! I'll never steal again! Pleeese, let me go now!"

"That'll be the day!" replied the giantess, before giving another 'Whack!' with the strap. Poor Jackie screamed again and struggled against the restraints. But the giantess admired the light shade of red she had left on both of those pale bare buttocks. However, she paused to give them a quick rub and a squeeze before tickling the flesh again with the tip of the strap. And again, she teased the crack, and eventually those red little swollen nether lips.

"Ooooh! Oh-oooh!" moaned Jackie as she continued to hump the bench, now in a steady rhythm.

"I see you're enjoying this!" noted the giantess. "I knew you were that kind when I first laid eyes on you!" Jackie only squeaked and moaned. "Let's see… a little more teasing down here…" said the giantess as she let the tip rub her little cunny lips for a few moments. "And then…." Crack! The strap slapped across both buttocks, sending shockwaves up Jackie's spine. Yet other than the burning sting on her bottom, the impact was felt on her front side as the shockwaves vibrated her swollen clit. With each 'smack!' of the strap, Jackie would cry out as the tears began to flow. But each spank also forced her to hump the bench, thus making her throbbing girl-parts all the more hot… and wet! And after several cycles of the strap spanks and the tickly-teasing with the tip, Jackie felt that familiar flush of pleasure as thing started building up. Each swat with the strap now burned like a hot iron, but each time the giantess caressed her crack, it was all the more intense. By now, Jackie was humping the 'spanking horse' at a hard and fast pace.

And when the giantess realized how swollen and ripe those little lips between the legs had grown, she gave one long caress with the strap, eventually pressing her finger down onto those lips. "Ooooh!" cried Jackie as she rocked her head back. "OOoooh! Oooh-Gaawwwd!"

"C'mon, brat! Do it! Make it happen!" demanded the giantess as she rubbed a little harder. Soon, Jackie's body burst open with the ultimate release! Her head spun and her body trembled as she began to cum all over the wooden horse.

"Oooh! Aaaaah!" she cried out with each pulsating contraction of her orgasm! She struggled to get enough air as she calmed down to recover. "Ooooooooh!" she sighed as she fell limp like a wet cloth.

"Hmmm, not bad," said the giantess, now with a rather elated smile. "But I expect to see a 'real' cum before I even think of letting you go! We'll try again later!"

And with that she hung up the strap and climbed back up the steps, leaving Jackie strapped to the horse. And at this point, Jackie was too spent to care. She had no energy left. Her tummy was somewhat cramped from both the thrusting and the orgasmic spasms. Her bottom still burned like a glowing ember, yet as the minutes passed, the hot sting seemed to fade into a nice warm tingle! And soon her eyes simply fell shut, and soon she fell into a deep sleep, wondering if she would ever escape the clutches of the giantess!

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Oh me, oh my! It is naughty, isn't it?! Nothing like this ever happened in the original! And so we leave poor Jackie all tied up… until next time. So be sure to watch for the conclusion! So, time for bed now kiddies! And that's the truuthhhhhpbpbpb!