Goldilocks and the Three Dykes

by Pulsar

Oh, hello there, all you naughty little boys and girls! It's me, Naughty Nancy! Well, it's 'Twisted Fairy Tale' time again! Tonight's tale is based on a story I always thought was kinda boring. So I spiced it up a little. Okay… I spiced it up a lot! And gave it a nice little twist! Well, more of a naughty twist than a nice one! It's just a short tale of a naughty brat… like me… who gets herself into trouble in a tale we'll call…

Goldilocks and the Three Dykes
-or-
"A Taste of Gold"

There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
On her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good;
When she was bad,
She was horrid.
— And when she was naughty,
She was torrid!

Once upon a time deep in a forest lived three dykes. Now how they came together under one roof is anyone's guess. Perhaps they were three orphans who fled a rather cruel orphanage. Or perhaps they were distant cousins. The rumors that they were incestuous sisters never seemed to fly because there was little family resemblance among them. However, there was 'Poppie' dyke, oft called 'Poppie-D,' 'Madison' dyke, known as 'Maddie-D,' and of course, little 'Baby' dyke, known often as 'Baby-D.'

Now these three dykes were of different ages, Poppy-D being a twenty-something buxom woman of strong build. Maddie-D had reached 'sweet-sixteen' with a body well on the way to womanhood. Yet Baby-D had yet to reach menarche and was but a mere pre-teen. However, they all made a living as 'lumber-jills' out in the woods. And when they went into the woods to cut trees to supply the woodland people lumber for their homes, they would all wear matching flannel shirts tied about their midriffs to expose their navels. And they all wore matching boots to protect their strong feet. And, they all wore very, VERY short denim cut-offs! For Poppy-D had muscular buns she liked to show off, Maddie-D had smooth tight buttocks that would peek below her shorts, and of course, Baby-D had a very roundish spankable little bottom where her shorts would ride high! But when they went out riding on their motorbikes, each would wear matching leather jackets, matching biker boots, and each had matching black leather bun-hugging shorts that were also very, VERY short!

And as it turned out one fine summer's day, the three dykes arose from their sleep and decided to take a long ride on their motorbikes through the forest trail, for it was their day off. And so each one donned their leather riding jacket, pulled up their bun-hugging black leather shorts, making sure they were showing some of their bottom, and slid on their long biker boots. And after breakfast, they kick-started their motorcycles and took off single file down the dusty trail through the towering oaks of the endless forest.

But it so happened that nearby, over the hill and into the next dale lived a girl named Goldilocks and her widowed mother. Now Goldilocks was good some of the time, yet could be bratty at other times… well, MOST of the time! She was known as a care-free, bubblegum-popping brat who walked about with an air of arrogance and entitlement. And it so happened on that same morning, she told her mother she was going out into the forest to pick berries.

"Just be careful," said mother, "and don't talk to strangers, and don't bother anybody!"

"Who, me?" squeaked Goldilocks. "Like... I'm so sure!" And thus she went skipping off down the trail into the woods. Yet after only picking half a measure of berries, she skipped further along over the hill until she arrived at the house in the clearing. And naturally, it was a strongly-built abode, for the dykes had constructed it with an impeccable skill in carpentry. And so she ran up to peek into the window. She stood upon a rain barrel and leaned way over, never caring that the wind was billowing her dress about, revealing her panties to all the forest. And inside she did find a well-kept house with some food left on the stove. And with hunger setting in, she thought she might sneak in to help herself, seeing that no one was home.

Yet once she entered, she was taken aback at three magazines on the table, which seemed to have pictures of nude women on the covers! "Hmmm, what's this?" she asked herself as she picked one up to read. "Whoah, those girls are too rough and hairy in this one!" she said as she set it down. Then, she picked up the next one. "Eeeew, like these girls are toooo skinny! Gag me!" And thus she set it down as well. Then, she picked up the third, the one belonging to Baby-D, which was full of under-aged girls, which would have been illegal in most kingdoms, except this was the forest primeval that had little law whatsoever. There were young teens, pre-teens, and tweens, all posing with their naked little bodies in various positions. "Oh my!" cried Goldilocks as she suddenly realized her little girl flower was beginning to leak into her panties. "I'm getting all tingly. Don't know why. But this magazine is just right!" And so she sat down to look through the magazine, even tearing out some of the pictures to take home and put on her wall.

But after a while, she was so hot and horny from the pics as well as the erotic stories within, she just knew she needed some relief! Yet as she wandered about the house, what did she find but several dildos in the wall hutch. And apparently, they were of the vibrating type for they had the visible 'on/off' switch on each. "Oh my!" she cried eying the first which was black in color and torpedo shaped. "One of these should make me feel good!" And thus she tried the first. It made a loud 'bbbzzzzz' and began to shake her something awful. "Yikes! This one's too faaa-a-a-ast!" she cried out in disapproval of Poppie-D's toy. And thus she grabbed the second one, a gel-filled probe resembling a string of marbles, naturally belonging to Maddie-D. However, when she turned it on, it hardly seemed to do a thing for her. "Oh my! This one's too slow!" And thus she seized upon the one belonging to Baby-D, which resembled a large pink pacifier with a clitoral stimulator added, which seemed to only press nicely against her hymen rather than go all the way in. And thus she sat down on the couch and turned it on. 'Buzzzz' went the dildo, sending the most pleasant sensation through her whole body. "Ooooh!" she cried out. "This one is… Aaaaah!… just… OOOOH!… JUST RIGHT!" And thus she spread her legs out wide as the vibrating dildo worked wonders for her. "Oh-gawd! Oooh-gaawwd!" she hollered as the dildo worked its magic. Not long after, she could feel the glow deep within as an orgasm was knocking at the door. She breathed hard and heavy, filling the whole house with her shrill squeaky voice as she thrust up in the air against the dildo pushing on her cherry. "Oooh! Oooh! OOOOOH!" she cried out as she passed the point of no return.

Suddenly, she jolted as she burst into a megalithic orgasm. She could hear her spurting love juice as it oozed all over the dildo. "Ooooh! Oooh! Oooh-gaawd, I'm cumming in a stranger's house!" she cried out, unable to make her orgasm stop. And so she continued to throb and pulse many times over until it finally subsided and she turned the vibration off. "Oh! Oooh!" she panted as her body still shook. She tried to get up from the couch, yet she could hardly move. Many minutes passed before she finally set the dildo aside and wiped herself clean with her apron.

And being so spent from her monstrous orgasm, she headed upstairs on wobbly knees to look around some more. And in that room she found three beds. Although she figured she better leave quickly before being discovered, the beds looked so inviting after being worn out by the dildo. Yet upon sampling the first one which felt like a marble slab, she said, "Eeew! This one's too hard!" And thus she moved to Maddie-D's bed, and nearly sank. "Oh! This one's too soft!" And so she tried Baby-D's, which was soft yet springy. "Aaaaah! This one's just right!" And although she knew she should be getting home, her eyes fell heavy and she fell fast asleep.

But after a while, the sound of three humming motorbikes failed to wake Goldilocks as the three dykes arrived home from their ride. Nevertheless, the three dykes dismounted unawares and entered the house. Imagine their shock when they found some things out of place. "Hmmmm!" roared Poppie-D upon picking up her magazine. "Someone's been reading my porn!" she said.

"Well... someone's been reading MY porn!" added Maddie-D upon the discovery of her dog-eared magazine.

"And someone's been weading my pown too! And they wipped owt aaaaw the good pictures!" said Baby-D with her slight speech impediment.

"Well, well well!" noted Poppie-D. "Either a straight dude, or a carpet-cleaning dyke like us in in our midst!" And thus they began to suspiciously look around the house some more when suddenly, the three dildos' being out of place caught their eye. "Hmmm!" roared Poppie-D again. "Someone's been playing with my dildo!" she said as she realized it was a little sticky.

"And someone's been playing with MY dildo!" noted Maddie-D, holding up her own toy.

"And someone's been pwaying with my dildo too!" whined Baby-D, "and she got cum aaaaw over it!"

"Well, well, well!" said Poppie-D as she took the slippery, sticky dildo in hand. She took one long sniff at the cum that remained upon it, even gave it a slight lick! "Hmmm! Thar be a ripe cherry in our midst!" she concluded.

And so Maddie-D took the dildo for a sniff herself, along with a little sample on the tongue. "Yes, definitely!" she agreed.

"I wanna see!" begged Baby-D. And after Maddie-D handed it over, Baby-D took a big sniff. "Oooh! Wewl, it's not me! But it's pwobabwy a young guwl!" And thus she took another sniff before licking it. After one lick, she placed it into mouth and savored it as if it were a lollipop!

"Well, c'mon girls!" coaxed Poppie-D. "She's probably not too far off! Let's search the house!"

And so the three jacket-and-bun-hugger-clad dykes looked around in every nook and cranny before heading upstairs. And once in the bedroom, they noticed the beds in disarray. "Someone's been lying on my bed!" cried Poppie-D.

"And someone's been lying on MY bed!" added Maddie-D.

"And some wittle girl was wying on my bed… because here she is!" screeched Baby-D. "And she better not mind some company there either!"

Suddenly the three dykes gathered around young Goldilocks, who lay sleeping. She had rolled about several times so that now her dress was up about her waist and her pink panties were on full display. "Well, what do we have here!?" said Poppie-D with a grin.

"Well, there's your 'cherry' you were looking for," replied Maddie-D, also quite pleased with the view.

"Oh! Can I keep her?" beamed Baby-D. "I'll take good care of her!"

"I'm sure you would!" replied Poppie-D. "But it'd be another mouth to feed!"

"But… another mouth to lick us," added Maddie-D.

"Yes, very scrumptious, isn't she," agreed Poppie-D. "However, she's probably just another airhead brat! You see how she just helps herself to everything!"

"Yes! But perhaps it's time we help ourselves to her!" said Maddie-D.

"Oh yes! Can we?" begged Baby-D.

"Patience, honey!" coaxed Poppie-D. "She's got to wake up first!"

And so, with the on-going chatter among the three dykes, Goldilocks began to twitch and stir. Only a minute later, she yawned and stretched before opening her bright, shiny eyes. And what did she see before her, but three leather-clad 'biker-dykers' all staring her in the eyes. Now such a frightening visage suddenly jolted her into a panic, seeing them there in the short hair, biker jackets and muscular legs in their bug-hugging shorts!

And only a second later, she let out an ear-shattering scream! In terror, she leapt from the bed to flee their wrath, not to mention their brute strength. She began to run for the stairway when a heavy hand seized upon her arm! It held her with the strength of a vice. "Not so fast, Blondie!" roared Poppie-D. "Just where do you think you're going?"

"Uh… well, I…" stammered Goldilocks unable to free herself from Poppie-D's grip. "Well, this is the part where I run away and never come back!"

"Oh really?" snapped Poppie-D. "Well actually, there's been a slight change of plan, Blondie!" she said with a vicious smile.

"Oh… no! Please, let me go! I'm sorry! I'll never intrude again and…"

"Oh, well we'll see about that!" said Poppie-D with a mighty wicked smile. "Say, that's a cute little dress!" she continued. "However, I don't think you'll be needing it for what's coming up!" And with that, she picked her up and turned her over, holding her by the feet as her head dangled only inches away from the floor. And naturally, her dress flew up revealing her light-pink, bun-hugging panties. "And my, what cute little panties you have!" noted Poppie-D. Yet Maddie-D reached out to slide them up her legs.

"Noooo!" protested Goldilocks, "Don't take my panties!"

"Aaah, but the better to spank you with, my dear!"

"Aw pweeze! Not too hawd!" protested Baby-D. "I wanna take her cherwy!"

"Patience, Baby!" admonished Poppie-D. "First things first!"

And in spite of all the struggling from Goldilocks, the three dykes had her undressed soon enough. And thus they held her down on the bed stark naked! "My, what a small little slit you have!" noted Maddie-D. "However, I'm sure it's good for a cum or two!"

"Sure! The little brat's probably a nympho if I ever saw one!" agreed Poppie.

"Can I? Huh? Pweeeeze!" begged Baby-D.

"Now Baby, I told you to be patient. Little Blondie here is due for a lesson… from the strap!"

"Ooooh!" exclaimed Baby-D. "Can I watch?"

"If you behave!"

And thus Maddie-D fetched the small leather strap which they oft would use on Baby-D, whether it was to correct her behavior or just for fun. Once she handed it to Poppie-D, she took her place by the bed to hold down the naked twitching Goldilocks.

Yet Poppie-D cracked the strap in midair, startling all in the room, especially poor Goldilocks whose naked bottom sat vulnerable and doomed. "Say, that's a cute little pale bare bottom!" exclaimed Poppie-D. "I bet it looks just as cute when it's cherry red!"

Poor Goldilocks twitched and fussed under Maddie's grip, knowing just any second she would feel the burning sting of the strap. But instead, Poppie let the tip drag along her crotch, allowing the soft leather to tickle her little bald cunny lips! "Mmmmfh!" cried Goldilocks as she felt the tingling chills run throughout her body as her little girl spot began to flush pink and swell.

"Well, well, well!" noted Poppie-D. "Looks like our Blondie here is getting a little 'hot to trot!' So how about a little bondage and discipline!" And with that, she teased that that moistening little cunny with the tip of the strap for a few seconds before drawing it back. 'WHACK!' The strap struck true, right on the left buttock, leaving a hot pink splotch.

"Ooooowh!" cried Goldilocks as the tears began to flow. 'CRACK!' went the strap, this time on the right side. "Aaaayeee!" screamed Goldilocks.

"Oh yeah!" cried Poppie-D. "Nice sting! Nothing like a swat from the leather right on bare bottom flesh!" And with that, she cracked another 'SMACK!' on Goldilock's hapless bare bottom. "Just the right thing for trespassing, vandalism, and playing with things without asking…" CRACK! "… or{->and} { not} cleaning your cum off after playing with them!"

Poor Goldilocks was sobbing into the blankets of the bed as she twitched about, her swollen little bud getting all the more agitated as she humped against the bed. "Pleeeeze!" she cried. "I'll be good!"

"Well… we'll see about that soon enough," replied Poppie-D as she began to tease those pink swollen nether lips again with the tip of the strap. And once again, Goldilocks shrieked and humped against the bed as the soft leather tickled her throbbing cunny. "Aaaah, you like that, don't you Blondie!" said Poppie-D with a wicked smile! "I think you're enjoying this spanking!"

"Nooooo!" protested Goldie! "Please stop! I'll be good! I promise!"

"And I bet if I don't stop, this is gonna make you cum!"

"Nooo!" pled Goldilocks, even as she raised her pelvis as high as she could that the strap might tickle deep inside her pink slot! But after a few more seconds, Poppie-D swung the strap, giving a nice warm sting across her bare bottom with a WHACK! "Oooowww!" cried Goldilocks. But Poppie-D was unmoved by her cries for mercy. And thus she delivered a few more swats across those hot red butt-cheeks that would jiggle with each smack of the strap.

However, after a few of these, she once again teased that little drooling pink crotch with the strap. "Honey, you're starting to leave a wet spot! I know you're enjoying this!" declared Poppie-D.

"Puleezah!" begged Goldilocks. "My bottom hurts!"

"But you seem rather happy," replied Poppie-D as she ran the tip of the strap up and down between those swollen little lips.

And to add to the mix, Maddie-D began to lightly rub those little red burning buns, squeezing them and kneading them as if small balls of dough. Then, she caressed that warm skin with her long fingernails, before gently poking at her little bum-hole.

"Eeeee!" squealed Goldilocks, twitching and thrashing about as the stimulation grew intense in both places.

All the while, Baby-D stood nearby, watching with bulging lustful eyes and constantly squeezing her crotch through her tight leather booty shorts. "What's wong with her?" she finally asked. "I would have cum by now when I get a whuppin' like that!"

"Well, you've been trained, dear," said Maddie. "She hasn't yet!"

"She'll be cumming soon!" assured Poppie-D as she let the tip of the strap run from her crotch, all the way along her butt crack. "But first, she needs the rest of her whipping!"

And thus the strap once again painted another red splotch on her bottom. 'WHACK!' "Oooow-owww!" screamed Goldilocks. CRACK! SMACK! Poor Goldilocks was struggling with all her might. But against the warm sting of the soft leather strap, there was no relief. But after a few more swats, she found her crotch once again getting that tingling caress from the strap. "Oooooh!" she cried out.

"You're getting close, aren't you!" noted Poppie. "Just a little more and I think you'll be in orbit!"

"Oooooh! Oooh!" cried Goldie as both the tip of the strap and Maddie's hands worked their magic. And soon, that warm glow began to build up within as a huge orgasm lie just around the corner. A few more seconds of stimulation was all it took. Suddenly, she rocked her head back with mouth wide open. A second later, her body jolted as that first orgasmic explosion shook the foundations of the Earth! "Aaaaaaaah!" she shrieked in a high falsetto as her mightiest orgasm to date took over her body. Perhaps the sound of her cries of pleasure resounded into the depths of the forest. But even if not, her monstrous orgasm seemed to go on for longer than anyone expected as her body continued to pulsate. But finally, she calmed down and fell limp on the bed, now completely exhausted and with no will-power whatsoever.

"Oh my! That was rather scrumptious, don't you think!" declared Poppie.

"Rest well, because it's my turn next!" added Maddie.

And so Goldilocks simply lay naked on the bed in a fetal position, sucking her thumb as she recovered from her orgasm. She had lost all track of time, yet with Maddie's constant caressing of her naked body, she began to feel that tingling glow once again in her crotch. "Oh my! We're getting wet!" noted Maddie as her fingers worked their way down. "Let's get that cherry loose so Baby can pop it when it's her turn with you!"

"No! Please! Let me go!" begged Goldilocks, even though she began to writhe against the bed at Maddie's touch.

"Awww, c'mon, Blondie! I could ride you like a Harley!"

"Nooo! Pleeze! I'm not really gay! I don't wanna cum again!" whined Goldilocks.

Yet Maddie continued to play with her little slit until the small little bud began to peek from behind that tiny hood. "Ahhh, there were are! Looks like to me you're ready for some playtime!"

"Nooo! Nooo! Ooooh!" moaned Goldilocks as she began to thrust against the tingling caress of Maddie's finger. Soon, she began to bury her face down in between those little girly legs. Slowly, she approached with her tongue until the tip made contact that swollen pink bud! "Ooooh! Ooooh-gaawwd!" cried Goldilocks as she thrust up from the bed against Maddie's mouth, lifting her bottom completely off the blanket.

"My, my! Aren't we a horny little nympho!" beamed Maddie.

"Ooooh! Aaaah!" moaned Goldilocks as the long, pierced tongue worked wonders all around, sending tingling chills down her back and butterflies in her lower abdomen! "Oh gawd! Ooooh gaaawwd!" cried Goldilocks. And soon she was rocking her head from side to side as she 'humped' upward into Maddie's face. In only a few minutes' time, she could feel another orgasm building up from deep within. It would only be a matter of time before that skilled tongue would make her burst. "Aaaaaah!" gasped Goldilocks. "Ooooh! Ooooh!" she squeaked.

"Someone's about to cum!" sang Maddie.

By now, the hapless Goldilocks was too far gone to resist. All she could do was moan out loud as she twitched about on the bed, savoring each stroke and lick of Maddie's tongue. Only a few seconds later, the warm tingling flush consumed her as she passed the point of no return. Then once again she burst into her third monstrous orgasm of the day. She cried, screamed, kicked her feet and beat her fists against the bed as she spewed a little jet of juice. The spastic pulsations seemed to go on forever. However, once her climax finally subsided, she once again passed out on the bed.

And thus Maddie stood up, licking her lips of that virgin girl juice. "Now, Baby, once she comes back around, she's all yours!" she said with a grin.

"Oh goodie!" squeaked Baby-D with a hungry twinkle in her eyes fighting every urge to rub herself. However, she would save it for her turn with Goldilocks.

After a brief nap, Goldilocks stirred once again, this time staring up into the eyes of Baby-D. She knelt on top of her with beautiful beady eyes and a broad toothy smile. "Hewoh!" she said with her 'Elmer Fudd' syndrome speech impediment. "It's time to pway!"

"Oh no! You too?" groaned Goldilocks!

"Aaaw! I always wanted a wittle guwl near my age to pway with," said Baby-D. "Wet's have fun!"

"Not again!" squeaked Goldilocks.

"Oh yes! Again!" gleamed Baby-D as she threw off her jacket, revealing a sports bra underneath. Then, she kicked off her boots and slid down her leather booty shorts with one yank. And last to come off was her thong panty, sized for a ten-year-old. "Aaaah, how wefweshing to be naked!" continued Baby-D. And soon, she began to kiss Goldilocks' naked body all over. "Mwah, mwah, mhah," she mumbled as her lips tickled that naked flesh. "Oooh, what a cute wittle guwl!"

"Oooooh! Ohhh! But I'm not gay," protested Goldilocks as she felt those lips all over her body.

But her words fell on deaf ears. And soon, Baby-D's face was down betwixt those legs and exploring that nine-year-old hairless pink slit. "Mmmmm! How beeeyoutiful!" she exclaimed as she teased those lips until they were red and puffy. Then, her tongue began to probe into that tiny virgin hole! "Mmmm! I think it's time to pop that cher-wy!" And soon her small tongue stud began to rub against that barrier of innocence. Soon there came a small flow of blood and the 'pop!' as Baby-D claimed her for herself.

"Oooh! Ooowie!" protested Goldilocks.

"It'll feel better in a minute," assured Baby-D as her tongue now had free access to explore deeper.

And such deep penetration sent Goldilocks into convulsions. "Oooooh! Ooooh-gaawwwd! My stomach!" she cried as her body would cringe and throb to the stimulation. And needless to say, by now she had left quite a puddle of cunny juice on the bed!

But soon, Baby-D stopped to give poor Goldilocks a break from the over-stimulation. Instead, she climbed on top of her, presenting her own protruding clit which by now had swollen up rather large for a ten-year-old. "Oh yes! This feels sooo good!" squeaked Baby-D as she began to slowly yet firmly hump against her crotch, clit-to-clit.

"Oooh! Aaah! Noooo! St… stop! I'm… I'm not a dyke!"

"So? A cummie is a cummie!" replied Baby as she continued to grind against her! "Oh yes! Ooooh yes! This feels wunduhful! I wuv being gay!" she cried with eyes closed as her breathing increased.

"Oooh! Oooh!" whined Goldilocks in protest, in spite of the increasing tingly feeling in her crotch. "Please… I'm (-gasp!-)… not (-gasp!-)… gay!" she cried out as her own breathing grew heavier. And in spite of her protests, she began to hump back, forcing her throbbing crotch into Baby-D.

"Don't wowwy! I'm gay enough for both of us!" she assured as she continued to thrust passionately. "Oooh! Ohhhh gaawd! This feels soooo goood! And you're soooo pwetty! I wuv you! I wuv you! Oh gaawwd, I'm gonna cum any minute now!"

"Noooo, (-gasp!-) pl (-gasp!-) please! Don't make me cum! I'm not gay!"

"Oh c'mon! Let's cum together! It'll be fun, and feel soooo good!"

"Noo! Noooo!" protested Goldilocks, in spite of the fact that she was madly thrusting against Baby-D.

"Oh yesss! Oh yeeeessss!" cried Baby-D. "Big cummie! Big cummie!" And by now, Goldilocks had instinctively reached around and seized Baby's firm, rounded buttocks and began to squeeze them, forcing her down hard with each thrust! "Oh yeses! ooh yeeessss! Now you're getting it!" cried Baby-D. "Almost! Alllmoosst there!"

And thus the intensity of their tribbing only increased as their thrusts became mutual and synchronized. Soon, that familiar warm tingling flush filled them both as they each realized they were at the threshold of ecstasy. "Ooooh! Oooooh!" cried Goldilocks as she pulled and squeezed tightly on Baby's bare buttocks. "Oooooh, gawd! I'm not gay!" she cried out as her final attempt to resist the on-coming orgasm!

"But you're so howny!" cried Baby-D. "And I'm gonna cuuummm!"

And suddenly, Goldilocks could not stop what was fated. She burst into a wild explosive climax that made her shriek uncontrollably. And upon realizing this, Baby-D too popped. She jolted as the initial blast sent her falling into the bottomless abyss of pure pleasure. For that moment, they both cried out together as the most intense orgasm they had known consumed them. "Ooooh gaawwd! I wuv you! I wuv you!" Baby-D cried out as her orgasm pulsated throughout her whole body. "At wast I have a guwrl-fwiend!"

All Goldilocks could do was struggle to breathe as her body throbbed and jolted with each orgasmic contraction. By the time it was over, she simply lay limp on the bed with quite a cramp in her tummy from such strong orgasmic spasms. "Oooh," she sighed as she nearly passed out. "I… I'm not… gay," she whimpered as he eyes closed.

But elsewhere as the late afternoon sun began to sink toward the hills, Goldilocks' poor mother shouted until she had nearly lost her voice. "Goooldie! Goooldie! Come home!" she cried from the front garden. But when her cries went unanswered, she finally returned to her humble home with tears in her eyes. She would have gone out looking for her, yet she had no idea where to begin the search. Nevertheless, she fetched the lantern and trusty rifle thinking she had to start somewhere. However, her knees grew weak with grief and thus she collapsed at the kitchen table and began to cry in despair.

She knew not how long she cried at the table, but suddenly there came a faint hum that slowly began to grow louder. Moments later, the sound of a motorcycle engine revving filled the house. And thus Mrs. Lox leapt from the table to open the front door to see just who had ridden up to her door on a motorbike.

Yet to her surprise, a young girl leapt off the bike, clad in the typical leather jacket, boots, and rather skimpy black leather shorts! Her hair was just as gold as her daughter's had been, save for the long straightened locks in front that had several colors dyed into it. And the name on her jacket read "Gol-D." But Mrs. Lox could only gasp. Her tongue had locked up.

"Hello Mummy!" the girl finally said. "I… uh… I'm sorry I'm late, I uh…"

"Goldilocks!" she cried. "That's you? Well… you're safe! And I thought…"

"I'm really sorry, Mum! And there's uh… something I should tell you…" stammered Goldilocks.

"There's a lot of things you should tell me," replied Mrs. Lox, looking her daughter over, especially the bare, shapely legs left exposed by the short-shorts.

"Well, uh… you see Mum, I… er… well, I'm, y'know… sorta gay!" confessed Goldilocks. "Well actually, I'm very, VERY gay! I never knew it!"

With that, Mrs. Lox took a deep breath. "Oh, I knew that!" she assured as she scanned her daughter all over.

"Oh! You did? So you're not… mad?"

"Well… I always wanted grandchildren one day. But on the other hand, it's a little… well… exciting!" Naturally, Goldilocks breathed a sigh of relief. "But where… why… how…. What's going on? Where'd you get the bike? The clothes! And those… God, those are gorgeous legs! Even for a nine-year-old!"

But soon, there came the hum of more cycles as the Three Dykes appeared out of the woods. They arrived at the gate and dismounted to join them in the yard. "Well, the gang's all here!" noted Mrs. Lox.

"We had a little problem!" said Poppie. "Your daughter wandered off the path and into our home! But don't worry! She's been punished and all is well!"

But Mrs. Lox sighed angrily. "Goldilocks! What's going on?"

"I'm sorry Mum! I uh…"

"Ah, fuhgettaboutit, my little MILF!" interjected Poppie-D. "She's learned her lesson! Looks like you should have strapped her a little more!"

"So! You were caught by the Three Dykes trespassing and snooping, no doubt. And after they punished you it… it seems they converted you from a bratty 'lipstick' into a biker chic!"

"Don't be too surprised Mrs. Lox!" said Poppie-D. "Something about a vibrating chopper between you legs that… well, you get the picture! So anyway, she'll be running with us on her spare time. And if you make any discoveries about yourself, then give us a call and we'll measure you for a jacket… my little MILF!"

"Oooh!" cried Mrs. Lox. "Oh my! Well… at least a widow knows she has options!"

And as it turned out, the biker 'Gol-D' would spend the summers lumber-jilling with the Three Dykes. Yes, she too had a flannel shirt tied about her midriff to expose her new navel piercing. And she too had the lumber boots, as well as the VERY short denim cut-offs riding high on her little butt-cheeks! And she spent plenty of afternoons at the cottage of the Three Dykes. And when she came of age, the 'Three Dykes Lumber Co.' changed its name to "Four Dykes Lumber Co." And shortly after, Baby and Gol-D became an official couple and set up their own household in a nearby cabin in the seemingly endless Primeval Forest. And naturally, they lived happily ever after!

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Well kiddies! Betcha' weren't expecting that! But then again, I told ya' it was more naughty than nice! So there! :p Anyway, those girls look real comfy in those little shorts! I think I should get some! And to think how it would feel sitting on a rough vibrating motorbike in those hot pants… uh, excuse me, kiddies, I gotta go… uh… do my homework! So there! Until next time… Naughty Nancy says goodnight!