Snow White and the Seven Schoolgirls, Part 4

by Pulsar

Hello, kiddies. Naughty Nancy here, coming at you with the final chapter of our Snow White story. As you remember, the Wicked Queen left her for dead! Bet you're expecting a handsome prince to come along! Well… of course not! Not on a site like this! So just keep reading and you'll see how it all ends up…

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The time had passed and the school day had ended. But once the girls reached the door of their forest home, Snowy was not there to greet them as they had been expecting. Her absence immediately disturbed them. "Snowy?" cried Dot as she entered the house. "Snowy, where are you?" Soon, all seven of them poured into the house, yet found not a trace of her. "Snowy! Please!" begged Dot into the thin air.

"I fear there is trouble!" said Nerdy as she grew nervous. Soon, all the girls called out her name as the spread out. But soon a high scream from Dot sent them into the living room! Then, they beheld their worst fears! There on the rug next to the coffee table lie Snowy sprawled out and motionless. "Ooooh my gaaawwwd!" cried Dot. "She…she…Nerdy! CPR!"

"Oh yes!" cried Nerdy as she fell to the floor on her knees. "Airway, breathing, pulse! Let's go!" Nerdy tilted her head back and listened. "Airway open! No breathing or pulse. Begin CPR!"

And so Tomboy took the chest compressions as Nerdy tended to the rescue breathing. "One-and, two-and, three-and, four-and, five! Breathe!" Over and over again, the two labored to resuscitate their beloved care-taker as the other girls stood around weeping until their red eyes nearly swelled shut! "C'mon Snowy!" begged Tomboy with tears in her eyes. "Wake up!" Yet the hapless body before them would not move. And thus they continued for a long while in desperate dedication of saving her.

But finally, Dot gently patted her shoulder. "I'm so sorry," she said as she cried. "You… you did your best!"

"Nooooo!" cried Tomboy as she collapsed in dire fatigue on top of Snow White. "Noooo! Why! Why her!" And thus she wept bitterly.

"She's not a broken fence," Dot said softly. "There are some things we just can't fix!"

It was nearly midnight by the time they had assembled a glass coffin from the spare window panes. And in the living room lay Snow White in state, surrounded by flower bouquets and glowing candles. There was much sniffling and weeping as the seven girls stood around, now sleep-deprived from the vain efforts to save her.

But as they paid their respects, a darker presence yet lurked at the window beyond. "Well, my little school-sluts! Your floozy governess can't help you now! I've seen to that! And so it's time to pay the price for harboring my greatest enemy!" cackled the wicked queen as she stared with delight into the room through the window.

Suddenly, the girls gasped in horror! "Look!" cried Klutzy. "It's that bitch… oh… I mean 'witch' who killed Snowy!" "You had it right the first time," replied Tomboy.

"So, you're the perpetrator!" cried Dot. "You'll never get away with this!"

"I already have… bimbo!"

But Tomboy only cracked her knuckles. "Oh yeah? After her, girls! Let's go!"

And thus the girls angrily made way for the door, screaming like wild cats, each armed with whatever they could grab in the house. They raced out the door into the night as the queen turned to flee. "C'mon, queenie!" roared Tomboy. "It's time for me to kick ass and chew bubble gum! …And I'm all out of gum!"

"Uh… I've got some gum if you want," Ditzy suddenly lisped.

"Never mind! Let's go!"

But as Tomboy, Dot, and Nerdy began to chase after the queen, Ditzy searched her empty skirt pockets. "Hey, where's my gum?"

"I do' mo," mumbled Bratty with a full mouth.

"Will you two like… c'mon!" coaxed Preppy as she grabbed them. "C'mon Klutzy!"

"But I'll fall down!"

"Then get back up!"

And thus onward through the dark woods the seven angry schoolgirls chased the queen through the coming rain storm, all crying out in vicious cries of wrath. They chased the queen all the way to a clearing, and then up to the edge of a high steep cliff.

But once the queen herself reached the edge, she turned at last to face the seven schoolgirls! Seeing she was cornered, she had little option but to unleash her wrath. "You seven bimbos have troubled me for the last time!" she roared. "Now, I shall rid these woods of you… forever!" With that, she raised her razor-sharp, freshly manicured fingernails on her left hand. But with her right hand, she produced a mighty cat-o-nine-tails studded with razor blades. She gave one loud 'CRACK!' into the air as she faced her childish adversaries. "I'll tear every last one of you little whores to pieces!" she roared with a wicked laugh! "I've dispensed with Snow White and soon the lot of you too!"

But Tomboy once again drew her slingshot. "C'mon girls! Let's get her now, once and for all! Chaarrrge!"

"Uh… uh… let's NOT and say we did!" stammered the terrified Klutzy.

But Tomboy only armed her weapon with a rock. "I've a better idea! Let's DO and say we didn't!" But as the queen raised her whip to lash out at Dot, Tomboy let loose with the rock. WHACK! It struck her hard on the forehead.

"Aaaagh!" cried the queen. "You'll pay dearly for this you pint-sized dyke!" She cried out as staggered about on the edge of the boulder that jutted out from the cliff, yet her strong athletic build appeared to be in her favor.

Yet just as she was about to regain her balance to attack again, Nerdy quickly stepped forward, took one deep breath, and blew out toward her with a 'whoooof.' Suddenly, the queen lost her balance again, this time never to regain her footing! She stumbled back, and into the nothingness. "Mein leiben!" she cried out as she vanished over the edge and vanished from sight. Yet just before, her dress flew up with her fall, revealing her thong panties and lusciously wicked legs! Such a pity that such beauty had turned to evil.

Nevertheless, the seven girls stared out into the stormy night with awe and terror for a moment. But none dared to peer over the cliff to behold the queen's ultimate gruesome fate. A violent death seemed rather cruel and traumatic to them, even for one as wicked as the queen! Yet for such a criminal, reforming seemed to be out of the question.

But suddenly, the sound of mighty horse's hooves resounded from the trees. All turned to see the mighty buxom Ursula arrive on her majestic steed with her crossbow in hand. "Shtand back, girls! I vill save you!" she cried out!

"We got her!" assured Dot. "She's gone!"

Yet before Ursula could reply, there came another pounding horse's hooves from behind her. Suddenly, Chef Eddie appeared on a large strong horse with a meat cleaver in hand! "Let me at her! I owe that bitch plenty!"

"You too?" cried Dot. "Well, you're both a little late!"

"I told you to shtay at der castle!" snapped Ursula.

"No! I had to save Snow White!" assured Eddie.

"We'll, we're all to late for that! The queen got to her before we could stop her!" lamented Dot.

"What?" cried both Eddie and Ursula in unison.

"Mien Lieben! Ve are too late! Rause!" And with that, she reared up on her horse and raced through the woods.

"Hey wait…!" cried Eddie as she vanished, "… for me." And thus he took a deep breath. "The pretty ones always slip away!" Nevertheless, he dismounted. "Why don't you girls climb on and I'll walk! It's raining!"


And so, with the seven young girls on the back of the strong and mighty steed, they made their way through the dark woods in the rain as Eddie walked along with the reigns in hand. Finally, they reached the humble cottage in the clearing lit by one lamp in the window. Once inside, they found the beefy Ursula standing rather solemn before the glass coffin which contained Snow White.

A short while later, a warm fire blazed in the fireplace as the seven girls sat around the living room with their sore feet soaking in warm water. "So anyway, once I realized the homeostatic equation of the queen's offset center of gravity, I realized that just one slight blow was all it would take to permanently displace the queen's equilibrium, thus causing her to fall off the cliff!"

Tomboy only looked at her with a blank stare. "Whatever!"

"Well… it did save our lives!" asserted Nerdy.

"Yeah, you're right!" agreed Tomboy.

"Well, at least she was color-coordinated when she went over. Can you imagine being found dead in summer colors in late fall?!"

"Well gee, at least she went with dignity!" said Tomboy sarcastically.

"Vhat difference does it matter?" asked the mighty Ursula with a tear in her eye. "Ve vere shtill too late!"

"I'm sorry, girls," added Eddie.

"I told you not to go!" snapped Ursula. "But you vere brave enough to face the danger! Not bad for a silly little man!"

Eddie sighed. "Well girls, I guess I'm out of a job now! I better be going. Maybe King Author is hiring for another chef!"

"No, don't go! Not yet!" begged Dot. "It's cold and rainy outside and it's after midnight. Stay here until you've got your strength!"

"Yeah! Besides, you're the only one here who's well-versed in the culinary arts besides Snow White!" added Nerdy.

"Ja!" agreed Ursula. "Ve vill shtay for now. I vill provide meat unt you vill cook it!"

Finally, they retired to bed, leaving Snowy to lie peacefully in state in the glass coffin in the living room. But that night, they were so exhausted and emotionally tormented that they simply pushed the beds together and cuddled one-another, each seeking comfort where no comfort could be found. All the night, they slept in the depths of despair, as if the sun would never shine again.

But the sun rose the next morning all the same. The birds who had yet to fly south began to fill the morning air with song again. Eddie woke up from the couch and threw off the quilt. With sleepy eyes, he donned his old chef's hat. "Well, I suppose the girls will want breakfast soon," he mumbled as he staggered toward the kitchen. Yet there stood Ursula in her thong panties and crop tee of which she slept in! Poor Eddie froze in awe, nearly worshiping that buxom beauty, especially those muscular buttocks!

"Vat are you looking at?" she snapped.

"That nice ass," replied the zombie-fied Eddie, "I mean… nothing!"

"You are a naughty boy!" roared Ursula. "Fix breakfast… and you might get a nice surprise!"

"S… s… surp…p…p…" stammered Eddie.

"Mach schnell!"

"Y… yes ma'am!" And with that, Eddie began to rattle the pots and pans, his dear end to appease the divinely beautiful Ursula. Soon, all seven schoolgirls came lumbering down the squeaky stares, all clad in panties and short nighties, surrounding the hapless Eddie with a sea of bare legs as he began to cook breakfast! "Uh… aren't you girls uh… cold?" he asked, trying in vain not to behold such young beauty.

"Actually, it's warm in here with the stove going," added Dot.

"Besides, we love showing off our legs!" boasted Preppy as she lifted up a shapely, bare pre-teen leg.

"Oh geeze," mumbled Eddie as he turned away.

But time passed, and after breakfast, Ursula slid her huntress garb on once again. After fastening her shin guards, she approached the glass coffin once again in the living room while the girls went upstairs to dress as Eddie cleaned up the kitchen.

But soon, there came the sound of hoof beats from the yard beyond the cottage, followed by a knocking at the door. Thus Eddie seized upon a steak knife and cautiously approached the door. Carefully, he removed the bar and opened it a crack. "Who's there?" he asked.

"It's me, Ursula!" replied a harsh voice!

"Oh!" And thus he let her in. And thus he turned to face the living room. "Ursula! You're here… wait!"

Suddenly, she emerged from the living room. "Ja?"

Now Eddie stood between two muscular women of Amazonian build! "Hey! What the…"

"Is something wrong?" they both asked in unison.

"Oh mah-gawd!" cried Eddie. "I… I… two Ursulas!"

"Only one of us is Ursula! Der other is sister!" said the one at the door!

"Und one of is straight, und the other is eine karpet muncher!" said the one by the living room.

"Oh… geeze… wow! I mean… have you both been going in and out of the castle, teasing me all this time?"

"Ja!" the both said.

"Now, vich one is Ursula?" asked the one at the door. "Only a man truly in love with his huntress would know!"

Poor Eddie scratched his head. "Oh geeze, I… I mean… how did your own mother tell you apart?"

"Who is it?" said the one at the front door.

"If you choose the real Ursula, you GET the real Ursula!" added the one by the living room.

And thus poor Eddie stood between them, dazzled, confused, and lovesick. However, the seven schoolgirls came back downstairs again, this time dressed in their blouses, micro-minis and knee socks. And all seven shrieked upon seeing the trio. "Oh-mah-gawd! Two Ursulas!" cried Klutzy.

"Well, it's Ursula and her sister!" replied Eddie. "And… and they're playing head games!"

"Oh, my favorite!" giggled Preppy.

But then, Eddie approached the one at the door. He looked her over as she stood stone still with a slight wicked grin. "Look, but don't touch!" she warned. But Eddie stood as close as he dare to her sturdy beefy body, scanning over every detail.

"You were the one who spent the night here!" he said. "I remember that little scar on your kneecap… by my habit to stare at bare legs! But she was here this morning and you came through the door which means… you switched places!" Then, he squatted down to get as close as he dare to those shapely bare thighs without being clobbered by that mighty forest nymph. "You're NOT Ursula!" she assured, "I think." And therefore he approached the other Ursula by the living room and inspected her in the same manner. "The REAL Ursula is a huntress, and thus has no baby-fat on her inner thighs. You're Ursula! I mean… not that I stared… that much!"

"You are a silly little man!" said the one by the door. With that, she stepped forward. "und now we shall see!" And so she entered the living room and approached the glass coffin where Snow White lay peacefully in state, beautiful as ever, yet still lifeless. Carefully, she removed the glass lid.

Then, the 'first' Ursula approached as well, the one whom Eddie had claimed to be the real one. "Ursula is a huntress. Her sister Char was once a Bavarian Amazon princess, und very gay too! The kiss of a gay princess would break the spell und bring Snowy back!" And with that, she bent down to that tantalizing teen face and kissed those luscious ruby lips.

All stood in breathless wonder, waiting to see if Snow White would once again breath and live. However, a minute passed, and nothing happened. "Well…?" queried Dot.

"Vell, I am not Princess Char!" replied the 'real' Ursula. "You vere right, Eddie, you silly little man!"

"Yes!" he cried out in triumph. "But what about Snow White?"

And thus Princess Char then leaned over and kissed Snowy on those lips. Yet another minute passed without movement from Snow White. Everyone stood trembling in their places. "What's wrong? Why doesn't she move?" asked Preppy.

Char shook her head, and then dared to lift up that short little silky skirt. "I think I know! Eddie, turn around! Girls only!"

"What? But I…" Suddenly, Ursula turned him around and placed a heavy hand over his eyes.

Meanwhile, Char carefully slid down Snowy's panties to reveal that hairless slit. Yet the bulging of the mons clearly revealed that something had been wedged into that orifice. And so, she leaned down and carefully pulled until the cursed banana came sliding out! "Ahh! A poisoned fruit! The spell will be broken now!" she declared. And thus she slowly began to work her tongue betwixt those bald lips until she was suckling on the tiny clit! Yet moments later, it began to grow and the once-motionless Snow White began to twitch. And thus the elated Char licked harder until that youthful body writhed from side to side, a breath of life now sighing heavily. Soon, soft moans could be heard flowing from those ruby lips.

The seven schoolgirls stood in awe as hope once again filled their hearts. Soon, Snow White herself began to 'hump' upwards into Char's face as her moans grew louder. Char continued to lick away as her hands caresses those tantalizing inner thighs. Soon, Snowy's arms moved! Her hands reached out and seized Char by the head, forcing her face deep into her wet slot as she humped upward. Then suddenly, the spell broke! Snowy's head rocked back and her mouth fell open. "Aaaaah!" she cried out as she burst into a monstrous orgasm by way of Char's tongue! "Oooooh! Ooooh!" she wailed as her head flipped from side to side. She finally opened her eyes as she tried to catch her breath. "Oooh! Oh-gaawwd! Oh-gaawwd!" she said as her vision began to come clear.

"Gee! What a great way to wake up," mumbled Preppy to Klutzy.

However, Snowy looked up with some chagrin as she realized that the eyes of all seven schoolgirls were upon her. And then there was Char before her whose face sat covered in her own love juices!

"Oh my!" she said with a blush. "That was wonderful but… who are you? Oh-mah-gawd! Two Ursulas!"

"Hopefully, your fiancee!" replied Char as she held up the old newspaper with the 'same-sex marriage' headlines. "My name is Char! I'm Ursula's twin sister! Princess of the Bavarian Amazons… if there were any left!"

"Oh well… gee… you're very beautiful!" said Snow White. "And you did break the curse! And all because I was too naïve to keep that woman…" She gasped as her memory returned.

"It was the Wicked Queen!" said Dot. "She used a clever disguise!"

"Oh dear, and I fell for it! But she was sooo… er… good at it!" confessed Snowy.

"Well, she's history!" assured Tomboy, gesturing a sling shot with empty hands.

"Yes, an impact from the outcrop would render anyone nonviable!" said Nerdy.

"And she's dead too!" added Ditzy.

"Why does everybody repeat what I say!" snapped Nerdy.

Yet Dot stepped close to Snowy as she sat up. "Well, are there wedding bells in your future or what?" she asked with an impatient smile.

At that, Char got down on her knees! "Oh Snowy, you're so pretty… and innocent! Will you… uh… be my same-sex spouse?"

"Oh! Well… sure, I guess, I mean… this is all so sudden! But you broke the spell and I owe my life to you… as well as that atomic orgasm you just gave me!"

"And there's plenty more where that came from!" she assured with a wicked grin!

"Oooooh!" cried Snow White. "Well… we've got a lot to do then to prepare for the wedding!"

And therefore, Eddie approached, nervously twitching about. "Say, uh, Snowy! I mean… this is kinda, y'know awkward, but… I'd be honored to be the one to bake your wedding cake! Although decorating it will be a challenge."

But Snowy only leaped up and hugged him. "Why Chef Eddie! I wouldn't think of having anyone else do it besides you! You were always so good to me! Besides, you're the only guy here so you'll have to be 'best man' as well!"

"But I wanted to be 'best man!'" protested Tomboy.

Everyone burst out into laughter. "Well, you can be the 'ring-boy,' I mean, 'ring-girl' I mean…well, you'll carry the rings!"

And thus everyone laughed and cheered. "Shpeeking of rings," said Ursula as she grabbed hold of Eddie. "You won me! But you're not getting a piece of this until I shee a ring!"

"Uh… uh… a ring?" gulped Eddie. "You mean…"

"Ja!" replied Ursula with a wicked grin.

And thus her sister Char approached and forced him down on his knees. "Now, ask her properly und she'll make it worth your while!"

"Oh!" groaned Eddie. "Well… uh… lets' see now, I'm not really good at this mushy stuff but… uh… Ursula, my beautiful beloved, will you…"

"Ja! I accept!" snapped Ursula as she pulled him back up to his feet. "Time's a wasting let's get ready for the wedding… both of them!"


And so Friar Tuck stood in the yard outside the humble cottage which now teemed with wedding guests. For Friar Tuck knew not to refuse the wedding, lest they go public about his rancid past of indecency with little boys! Tomboy stood behind them in her short-trouser suit, her shorts being VERY short and gray socks pulled up to her knees holding the pillow with the rings. Behind her stood Ditzy and Klutzy with the flowers in their little pink dresses with shiny smooth bare legs showing. At their side stood Nerdy, Preppy and Dot as bridesmaids… for both brides! And of course, Ursula stood as Maid-of-Honor, being the sister of one of the brides.

And thus Friar Tuck spoke the final words concluding the ceremony. "I now pronounce you uh… uh… pronounce you… uh… gee ladies, this is awkward!"

"Just say we're married!" whispered Char.

"Uh… yeah! You're now married!" And thus the two brides kissed one another amongst the cheers from all the guests. But the seven schoolgirls burst into tears.

"Well, I'm glad that's over," mumbled Eddie. "I better go get the cake ready!"

"No so fast!" roared Ursula as she seized him by the arm. "Friar Tuck! You've got one more!" And thus she pulled Eddie up to the altar. "Ve are ready!"

"Uh… well… aren't we gonna y'know… wait a while and…"

"Time is wasting!" snapped Ursula.

"Oh yes," replied Friar Tuck. "Dearly beloved, we are…"

"I do!" interrupted Ursula.

"Oh, yes, of course," replied Friar Tuck. "And Eddie do you take this woman to be…"

"I have no choice," interrupted Eddie, "at least if I want to get some of that… oh! Well, I do!"

"Very well, I now pronounce you man and wife!"

"Das good!" cried Ursula, seizing Eddie by the hand. "After tonight, dah-link, you vill never walk the same!"


After a while, all the guests had gathered at the remote lesbian hangout deep into the woods where they would go unmolested. Above the joint hung a large wooden sign reading "Ye Ole Busy Beaver Inn!" And within, the guests from all over the fairy-tale land began to gather for the party. As the seven schoolgirls filed in, they passed by a rather pretty girl with a myriad of golden curls in her hair, and a rather short skirt at that. "Why Goldilocks! Is that you?" asked Dot as she walked passed.

And thus Goldilocks scanned down the girls. She eyed Nerdy first. "Hmmm! This one is too smart!" she said with a grin. Then, she faced Ditzy. "This one is too dumb!" she added. Yet then Tomboy caught her eye, for she had stared at the back of her muscular legs throughout the ceremony. "But this one is just right! Wanna dance?"

Tomboy was quite taken aback, yet stared at the blonde nymph from top to bottom! "Sure, but will I find you sleeping in MY bed tonight?"

"Oh, you sweet nasty thing you!" replied Goldilocks. "Let's boogie!"

And thus Tomboy grinned as her crotch began to tingle and yearn. "Come get some!" she said with a devious smile.

Meanwhile, Preppy paused upon passing a Red Riding Hood, who stood poised in a red hooded cape, a wolf stole, high heels and a VERY short, tight-fitting tube dress. "Yo, Red!" she cried, giving a high five. "So you're uh… into girls?"

"Well, after that wolf incident," replied Red Riding Hood, "and the hunter who supposedly saved me and then tried to feel me up… well… I've given up on men!"

Preppy giggled. "Oh-mah-gawd! You look, like, sooo hawt! Red is definitely your color! And you've just got to tell me where you got that hood! Bloomingdales? Macys? Frederic's!"

"'Hot Topic,' honey!"

"Hmm! Bold! Let's dance!" said Preppy. "But I might feel you up as well!"

"Promise!" giggled Red.

Meanwhile, over at the bar, Tinkerbell and Thumbelina sat in a large bowl of peanuts, downing shots from thimbles. "Hey, 'nother (-hick-) shot, Eddie!" demanded Thumbelina in a slurred squeaky voice.

"I'd say you little ladies had enough!" noted Eddie.

"Don't be such a chump!" chided Thumbelina who turned to a drunken Tinkerbell in her micro-mini green skirt. Tink chimed in agreement, either unaware or uncaring that her little panties were in plain view!

Meanwhile, out in the hall, the seven schoolgirls continued to mingle among the guests when some drunken twelve-year-old blonde began to swing around on the dancing pole up on the small stage.

"Oh mah-gawd! It's Gretel!" cried Dot.

"And she's drunk!" added Klutzy.

And true, she held a large beer mug in one hand as she clung to the pole with the other, dancing about in a very short skirt of traditional Bavarian dress singing in a high girlish slurred voice,

Der more ve drink together, together, together; Der more ve drink together da hornier (-hick-) we'll be!

"Nein! I mean 'happier!' Nein, I mean hornier! (-hick-)!" she continued.

Nerdy shook her head and adjusted her glasses as she studied the beautiful drunken tart as she flashed her panties about. "Gee, look at those cute legs," she mumbled.

But Bratty only giggled. "Ha-ha! You like Gretel! You like Gretel!" she sang.

And thus Nerdy approached the small stage. "You are one inebriated little Kraut!"

"Hello!" said Gretel as she tried to focus her eyes. "Oh mein gotten, I love you! Vat did you schay your name vas?"

"I'm Nerdy!"

"Hello, Lisa! How about ve dance!"

"You've had too much beer!" scolded Nerdy. "Most irresponsible and shameful! However, for some reason, I find your inebriated state somewhat… exciting! However, it defies all reason!"

And thus Gretel swung around the pole once again with drunken laughter. "Now you vouldn't take advantage of a drunken little blonde German girl, vould you?"

"Well, of course not!"

"Und vhy not! Vhat is wrong with you?" she said in mock anger. "Is everybody horny!" she shouted as she twirled about the pole, pausing when she reached Nerdy again! "Oh, hello, there! I vas just talking to your sister Lisa! Und I love you too! C'mon dah-link! Who vants to get laid?! Me!"

Nerdy shook her head and chuckled. "You're cute when you're dunk! Shameful, but cute!" she replied. "Y'know, I happened to be well-versed in female physiology and know of all the neuro-presure points to maximize erotic stimulation!"

"Please dah-link! I don't schpeak Svahili! Vy don't ve just go make beautiful love together!"

Nerdy shook her head again. "Didn't I just say that?"

Meanwhile, the door to the club opened and in walked a rather scrumptious looking teen with hair up in a bun and mini dress that displayed a beautiful set of legs that seduced every eye in the joint. But on her feet were glistening glass slippers. Everyone gasped. "Announcing… Cinderella!" declared Dot. "Cinderella?"

The youth only sighed. "My fairy godmother said I'd probably have a better time here than the ball at the palace!" she said.

"Oh, you mean, you're… well… you prefer a 'princess' to a 'prince?'" asked Dot.

"I'm not sure, but my fairy godmother seems to think so! Anyway, someone tell me when it's 11:45 because at midnight my clothes turn back into rags!"

"Look dear, at midnight, all our clothes are gonna be in a big pile on the floor!" warned Dot with a pleasant smile. "When we find the rags in the morning, we'll throw them out and then improvise. Besides, after a night with us, you'll never return home to that old bitch of a stepmother!"

"Well, I guess I should enjoy myself and dance!" concluded Cinderella.

"Uh… yeah!" replied Dot. "Among other things!"

"What?"

"You'll see!" And thus, Dot approached the stage and tapped the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen… or gentleman, Eddie! For our live music, the musical minstrel gnomes who've traveled all over, here's the "Little Village People!"

A round of screaming cheers broke out as the band of little men took the stage in flamboyant fancy dress, A knight, a pirate, a Viking, a Zulu Chief, and an Egyptian. And thus the music started as the disco ball spun around, the singers opening with the improvised, "Yyyyy, W-C-A!"

Eventually, Eddie wheeled out the wedding cake which he had so meticulously decorated. "Oh crap! The cookies are in the oven!" he suddenly realized. "Someone hold on to Gretel while I open the oven door! Don't want her mistaking me for some old hag witch!"

Eventually, after much dancing and music, Nerdy held fast to the staggering Gretel as they made their way upstairs of the inn where sat a few rooms. They opened one up, finding it dark and quiet. And thus assuming it unoccupied, they carefully entered and closed the door as not to make a noise. "Shhhh!" whispered Nerdy. "I think we're alone! We can 'do it' on the floor!"

"Hurry dah-link, I'm sooo horny I'm about to cum in mein panties!"

But as Nerdy took a step, her foot found something less hard than the rug-covered floor. "Hey, watch it!" came a familiar voice in the dark.

"Tomboy?" said Nerdy, taken aback once she realized they were not alone and that Tomboy was laying on the floor in the dark..

"Do you mind! We're kinda busy!" added Goldilocks.

"Sorry," replied Nerdy quite chagrined. Then, she took another step in a different direction. "Here!" she said as she sat down on the floor. But when Gretel sat down, she realized she was sitting on someone!

"What the…" cried another voice belonging to Preppy.

"You too!" said Nerdy. "We came up here to be alone and… who's all in here, hiding in the dark?"

"Just find a space!" said Red Riding Hood. "This is the make-out room for everybody!"

"C'mon dah-link!" begged Gretel. "I'm dying to get dyke-fukked!"

"Yes, my libido is rather high too," replied Nerdy. And thus they found an open space on the rug and began to undress each other. "Gawd, you looked hawt in those little panties, dancing around the pole.

"Und I feel even hotter!"

Soon, Nerdy found that slippery moist hairless slit between her drunken partner's legs and began to slide her fingers all around. "Ooooh! Ummm! Ja! Oh-ja! More! More! Don't schtop!"

And soon, the rest of the occupants resumed their passionate love-making as the moans and cries of pleasure once again filled the room. But of all those in the room, the drunken Gretel cried out like no other when she felt the initial burst of her long-awaited orgasm. She uttered many a phrase in German as she squirted all over Nerdy. "Aaaaaayee, mien leiben!" she cried out as her orgasm went on forever.

"Well, you had a big one," noted Nerdy. "Now eat me, you little German bitch!"

"I eat you like bratwurst!" said Gretel as she got into position. "Mmmm, much better than gingerbread haus, ja?"

"Oh! Oooooh! Ooooooh!" cried Nerdy once she felt that tongue work its magic. "Oh, Gretel! Oh Gretel! Gawd you're good! I swear my first car will be a Volkswagen!"

"You can drive me like Volkswagen any time, dah-link!"


Meanwhile, in the bridal sweet, Snowy laid on the bed sprawled out, her arms and legs tied to the bedposts, while Princess Char sat mounted on top of her! Not only were they tribbing 'clit-to-clit' but a double-edged dildo laid buried in them both. And thus Char rode her new bride like a horse! "Oh-gawd! Oh-gawd! Ooooh-gnawed, Snowy, I'm vill cum so hard und you vill love it!"

"Oh yes! Oooooh yeeeesss!" cried Snowy as she felt the dildo pushing deep against her g-spot while her throbbing clitoris began to flush. "Oooh, Char! Make me cum! Make me CUUMMM!" she cried out as she writhed and twitched against the leather restraints about her hands and feet.

"I vill make you cum so hard it vill blast you to der moon!" assured Char as she humped all the harder. "Ja! Ja! Jaaaa!" she cried out as she threw back her head with mouth wide open. "Aaaaah, mien gotten!"

And with a loud shriek from Snow White, they both burst into monstrous orgasms within seconds of each other. They both felt warm squirts as their juices mixed. Both their cunnies clamped down hard on the ends of the dildo as their throbbing orgasms continued to pulsate for much longer than they had dared to anticipate. But after such intensity, Char merely collapsed beside her new bride and passed out!


Perhaps it was ten o'clock in the morning when the girls finally woke to daylight, only to find themselves all naked in the room with a piles of clothes strewn everywhere. As a result of the dancing, drinking, and orgasmic sex that followed, legs were wobbly, heads were throbbing, and muscles were sore… not to mention the plethora of stains on the carpet. And so they yawned and stretched, each one realizing their naked body was on display to the rest.

Yet after many minutes, they had dug through the pile of clothes until each found their own, got dressed, and headed back downstairs to the main room. Thirty guests of under-aged and over-sexed girls as well as young women filed in. Yet the kitchen sat dark and unattended. "Well, isn't Eddie gonna make breakfast?" Dot wondered aloud.

"He's probably still out cold," replied Tomboy. "It was his wedding night too, y'know."

"Maybe we should cook and give him a break!" suggested Nerdy.

"Uh no!" snapped Bratty. "We've tasted your cooking and so we should wake Eddie!"

"Stop being mean!" ordered Dot. "And for that, you've just earned another spanking right there!"

"Cool!" replied Bratty.

Yet several minutes later, Ursula entered the room. However, all were shocked when they saw her pushing Eddie in a wheel chair. "Ah, der wedding night vas too rough on him!" she declared with a grin. "I vas almost more than he could handle!" With that, she wheeled to toward the kitchen. "You can walk now! But as I promised, you'll never walk the same again, dah-link!"

And thus all the guests broke into laughter. "Poor Eddie," said Tomboy. "Well, you got what you wished for!"

"I didn't wish for a hernia!" said Eddie as he stood up on wobbly legs.

"I know how you feel!" said Nerdy. "I know what those Bavarians can do in the dark!"

And so, Eddie cooked breakfast for all the guests. Snowy and Char did not come down until noon, for their passionate night had robbed them of all energy and thus they slept half the day! By afternoon, most of the guests had dispersed, except the few that the seven schoolgirls had persuaded to come live with them.

And so, they added a few more rooms onto the cottage. And as for Snowy and Char, they built a palace in the woods several lots down and were the official guardians of the schoolgirls, who simply preferred their own cottage to live in. However, Char and Snowy sprung for the new swimming pool in back, for there we a clear view from the palace where they could sit and watch them in their little bathing suits… and oft they would skinny-dip!

And as for Ursula and Eddie, they built a large home next door and a prestige eatery in the forest. And oft they would cater to neighboring kingdoms. Ursula hunted the meat, and Eddie prepared it in a way that gave their restaurant a five-star rating! And then there were the chains located from Neverland to Midgard.

And thus it goes without saying that they all lived happily ever after!

-THE END-


No wait! That's not quite the end! Actually, unbeknownst to Snowy or the seven schoolgirls, the Wicked Queen did not meet her demise at the cliff. Although she deserved not such good of fortune, a soft thatched roof broke her fall as she fell into a house and onto a straw bed belonging to the woodland enchantresses. However, they never believed her story that she was indeed a queen and thus took her in as their sex slave. And thus the queen now wears but a collar and leather thong to please her mistresses, and to be ravaged by them as well! So the queen did NOT live happily ever after, albeit those woodland nymphs sure did!

Okay now…

-THE END-

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Well kiddies, sounds like everyone got 'a piece' of the action! I just love it when there's enough love to go around! And I hate that Nerdy now! Imagine being the one lucky enough to get up Gretel's skirt! And Tomboy… well, she got a taste of Gold… ilocks! That lucky blonde! Imagine having those muscular bare thighs wrapped around you and… oh… I better get going, you see there's… uh… something I gotta do! So have some pleasant dreams, all you kiddies out there!