Supergirl - The Lolified Version

by Pulsar

This is NOT about the 'Supergirl' in the comics. Rather, this is more of a parody of 'Superman' with the changing of the gender and age of the title character. Enjoy.

The young scientist couple stared into the nothingness of space where once stood their home planet Krypton. "I see it was no rumor," concluded the husband. "Krypton was destroyed! And I'm sure my Uncle Jor-El tried to warn them!"

The wife broke into tears as she cradled her infant daughter. "Oh God! We have no future! We haven't the power reserves to escape back to the colony. And what of our daughter? Her life has just begun! Does it all end here?"

"No," assured the husband as he stared out the port of their crystalline ship. "We have just enough power to send one of us far away," he said, "but not enough for all three of us. They say decades ago, my Uncle Jor-El sent his only son to Earth. We shall do the same. She'll have a good life there. The yellow sun will make her strong and powerful!"

"But she'll be odd—different!" protested the wife.

"She'll look like one of them," assured the husband. "No one will notice."

"No, they WILL notice!" pouted the wife. "I've researched this. Only one one-in-ten women of my lineage is hetero. It's ten to one she'll crave the affection of girls rather than boys!"

"Then so be it!" replied the husband as he took his young innocent daughter, hardly two weeks out of the womb. "May the one who loves her be tender and true, whoever she may be." And with that, he placed her into a globular crystalline ship. "You will travel far. Forgive me, my child, for not raising you myself, but this is your only chance for life, my little one. At the proper time, all the secrets of your past shall be revealed to you." And thus they both leaned down to kiss their daughter one final time.

"Hurry dear!" coaxed the wife, "before the radiation out there kills us too!"

And moments later, that shimmery orb darted forth into the cosmos, far away from the galaxy that had given all their race birth.

***** TWELVE YEARS LATER *****

"Ooops, sorry! Excuse me! Ooophf, sorry..." stammered Clair Kent as she staggered down the school hallway amongst the crowd as it neared the time for the tardy bell. Her classmates, however, had grown quite accustomed to the clumsy, socially awkward and bespectacled Clair, who had long been christened a 'nerd.' She usually dressed formally, typically in a white shirt, tie, and black skirt, albeit no longer than mid-thigh, and usually a pair of knee-high socks with Mary-Janes. And for the 'frail' look, she often had a plaster stuck to one of her knees. Yet as everyone rushed to get their books from their lockers before the bell rang, poor Clair's foot slipped on a pencil left on the floor, sending her right into one of the more preppy students. "Oh-mah-gawd, I'm soooo sorry about that," she said, before looking up into the eyes of Lois Lain. "Lois!" Yes, it was Lois Lain, the prettiest girl in the school, as far as Clair was concerned. She always dressed rather fashionable and had those gleaming eyes, ruby lips, and long luscious legs that hung below her miniskirt.

Lois only shook her head. "Clair Kent! You're such a klutz!" she huffed. Yet she grinned, being one of the few who would not deride the 'geeks.' "Just watch where you're going, okay? I swear, you're a disaster!"

"Oh uh... I... I'm sorry Lois, I just tripped."

"Clair, you ARE a trip! Now c'mon, before we're late to class," she said as she gathered her books. "I gotta get this story I was writing for the school paper to Mrs. White. I'm like, gonna cover the launch of the ESA's new EX-1 nuclear rocket!"

"Uh... yeah, but Lois..." cried Clair as Lois ran ahead of her, "the whole school is gonna watch the launch, remember? We're all gonna see it on TV in one hour in the gym."

"Oh, but a good reporter has to, y'know, get the inside scoop!"

Soon, they were joined by another girl, Jenny Olsen, with a camera strapped around her neck. Unlike Lois, Jenny was hardly posh. For she wore a tee with cut-off cargo shorts, typical for 'on-the-go' wear for a nosey photographer. She was a demi-tomboy with shorter hair and a few freckles, yet her mannerisms were more 'girly' than 'butch.' "I got it!" she cried. "I got candid pictures of Bobby Bushman, the star quarterback cheating on a history exam!"

"Oh that's great, Jenny," said Lois. "We'll make a great team once we have our own paper someday.

"Uhhh, girls! Wait! What about me! I'm a decent reporter!" protested Clair.

"Sure you are Clair! We'll think of something," replied Lois.

"Oh Lois," mumbled Clair to herself. "You never give me a chance. I'd be good to you. I'd love you like... like no human could."

"You say something Clair?"

"Oh no... nothing."

An hour later, the school had gathered into the gym in front of a large projector TV to watch the historic event. They all sat eager, waiting for the final countdown as the large rocket sat on the pad in Oslo. Finally, it happened! In a plume of fire, the rocket launched high into the atmosphere. "And it was a perfect launch!" declared the newsman. "The historic experimental craft of the ESA is making a perfect trajectory toward the asteroid belt, commanded by Captain Sven Jensson of Norway, joined by Lt. Rene DuPont of France, and Lt. Nigel MacGregor of Scotland. They will spend a historic one month in space as..."

Suddenly, there came a semi-garbled transmission from the ship. "Oslo, we have a problem! The reactor ignited prematurely!"

"Oh my God! It looks they have a severe malfunction," cried the newsman.

"Aye, we have an overload, London!" cried MaGregor's voice. "We're out of control and she's gonna blow!"

Instantly, the student body assembled in the gym grew horrified as the watched the tragedy unfold on live TV. Screams and panic erupted among the crowd. Lois slapped her cheeks as she and Jenny gasped. "Oh-mah-gawd! Like, what's happening?" cried Lois. Yet Clair Kent shot up from the floor as quietly as possible. "'S'cuse me! Pardon me... 'scuse me..." she mumbled as she desperately meandered about to get to the edge of the crowd of seated students. She raced to a nearby teacher. "Mrs. Wells, I've really-really-really got to go to the bathroom!"

Yet once she reached the empty hallway, she removed her glasses. And then, faster than a speeding bullet, she raced down the corridor, unbuttoning her white shirt to reveal a skin-tight blue bodice underneath. By the time she exited the building, she was clad in a tight blue bodice that revealed her midriff, red spankie briefs, long red boots and a long billowing cape to match. Instantly, she took to the air, soaring higher and higher, beyond the tropopause up into the upper reaches of the atmosphere.

Meanwhile, as the rocket spiraled out of control toward the Earth, the crew frantically and vainly fought to steer it away from any major city. For upon impact, there would be a vast nuclear blast that would leave a modest-sized crater as well as fallout for months. "Mon Dieu, we're going to crash right into Copenhagen!" cried DuPont.

"Aye, there'll be something rotten in Denmark alright!" added MacGregor as his hands few about the controls.

Yet Captain Jensson soon spied an anomaly out the window. "Holy schiese! It's... it's... it's a Valkyrie!"

The others stared forward, only to see a small red and blue object soaring toward them. "Aye, curse your Viking blood!" cried MacGregor. "Tis a banshee! You're hallucinations are contagious!"

By then, they all saw her. "Mon Dieu! C'est une jeune fille!" cried DuPont.

And then she came into view, smiling and waving at them. "Don't worry! I'll save you!" she cried out as she took ahold of the ship. With all her Kryptonian might, she separated the crew module from the thruster stages. With one arm, she tossed the thrusters aside, and off into space where they would explode out of harm's way.

Meanwhile, back in the school gymnasium, Lois Lain fell speechless as the cameras caught the spectacle. "Oh-mah-gaaawwwd!" she cried as she slapped her head. "What the... it's... it's Supergirl! See, Clair! I told you she was real!" Yet Clair was nowhere to be found. "Clair? Clair! Where'd she go?"

Instantly, Jenny Olsen began to snap pictures of the TV broadcast. "I've got to get this!" she declared as she snapped the camera at the screen.

"I've got to get HER... I mean... who IS she?" mumbled Lois. "Well, at least with the pictures, maybe Clair will stop telling me that this Supergirl is a hoax."

"Unbelievable folks, completely unbelievable!" cried the newsman over the broadcast. "We don't know what it is yet, but it looks like a... a flying girl is saving the astronauts!"

Meanwhile, Supergirl carefully flew the capsule that dwarfed her tween body safely back to the launch point in Oslo, where a large disbelieving crowd watched in awe. She set it down on the ground softly and forced the hatch open. "Are you gentlemen okay?" she asked as they staggered out of the ship and into the fresh air again.

"Ja... I... I think so," said the delirious Captain Janssen.

"Nothing a nip of Scotch wouldn't cure, me lassie!" added MacGregor. "But this is what I usually see AFTER a few shots!"

"Oh merci! Merci, Madamoiselle!" added DuPont as he kissed her on both cheeks.

"Well, that's my job! Uh... bye!" And with that, she once again took to the air and vanished high into the sky.

Lois stared mesmerized as she watched the entire spectacle on the live TV broadcast. "Did you see that? Did you see that?" she cried in disbelief to Jenny.

"Yeah, I got pictures!" assured Jenny.

"Did you see those eyes," mumbled Lois, "those sparkly eyes... those curves... those long luscious legs..."

"What was that, Lois?"

"Uh... uh, nothing. Nothing, just... mumbling."

Yet moments later, Clair Kent came stumbling back in to join her class at their area on the gym floor. "S'cuse me... s'cuse me... pardon me...ooops sorry..."

"Ooow! Clair, you stepped on my foot!" protested Lois.

"OH, I'm soooo sorry, Lois. Here, let me rub..."

"Never mind, Clair!" protested Lois.

"So what's happening?"

"Huh? What's happening? It already happened. You missed it! You missed it Clair! While you were in the bathroom, 'Supergirl' came right out of the sky and saved those men. We all saw it!"

"Oh, Lois! Is this another one of your 'made-you-look' jokes?" asked Clair nervously.

"Of course not!" snapped Lois. "Everybody in the world saw it! It's gonna be all over the papers and... and... gee! Of all the people in the world, I wish I could be the one who gets to interview Supergirl!"

"Well... maybe it was a bird you saw," said Clair.

"It wasn't a bird!"

"A plane?"

"It wasn't a bird or a plane! It was Supergirl!" assured Lois. "And I'd do anything to get an exclusive interview with her. I'd be the best journalist in the whole world!"

"Hmmm, anything? As in ANYTHING?" queried Clair.

"Yes... ANYTHING."

"Oh boy," mumbled Clair to herself. "And I have a nice 'anything' in mind right now!" she thought. Yet her words where heard by nobody. "Say Lois. Why don't we y'know, go hang out at the mall after school, or maybe we can hang out at my house for homework and..."

Yet Lois was staring off into space, her mind completely pre-occupied with Supergirl.

Later that afternoon, Lois boarded her school bus with dreamy eyes, contemplating just who this 'Supergirl' was and what she was all about. She stared into nothingness, clutching her notebook as the bus rolled down the street. At some point during the journey, she opened her purse to fetch some girly perfume and bubblegum. Yet suddenly, the bus suddenly swerved. "Yikes!" cried Lois as the kids began to yell and scream.

"Oh crap! We got a blow-out!" cursed the bus driver as he fought to keep it on the road with the flat tire. Yet suddenly, the came another 'THUMP!' followed by a screeching noise. The whole wheel had fallen off its axel. "Hold on, kids!" he shouted as he fought the steering wheel. Yet the bus swerved and crashed over the guard railing as they had begun to cross the bridge. "Holy Jeezus!" cried the driver. The bus came to a halt, yet rocked on the very edge of the bridge as nearly half of it hung over the raging river below. "Keep still, kids! Keep still!"

Yet the children were all screaming in a panic, climbing over everything, making the rocking only worse. "Everyone to the back!" cried he driver. "Open the back door!"

Jenny Olsen reached the rear exit first. Yet it would not budge. "It's stuck!" she cried out in desperation.

Yet with a horrible scraping and grinding sound, the side of the bridge crumbled as the bus slowly slid to its doom. Moments later, it fell into the nothingness, with the multitude screaming.

Yet before it could hit the water, it suddenly stopped. Then, it slowly began to rise. Everyone gasped in amazement as they could feel themselves flying back toward the bridge. Not too soon, the bus came to a gentle rest. And who should Lois see when she looked out the window, but Supergirl!

Once the bus rested safely on the pavement, Supergirl tore the rear door open with a yank of her hand. And the passengers all charged the opening. "Take it easy, kids! You're okay now," assured Supergirl.

Yet Lois raced out in haste, just to get an up-close view of their heroic rescuer. "Supergirl!" she cried as Jenny snapped some pictures. "Oh thank you, Supergirl! You saved our lives! We love you! *I* love you!"

"Are you alright, Lois?" asked Supergirl.

"Uh... uh... I'm fine," Lois stammered as she stared at Supergirl's tween figure in her skin-tight outfit. "I... I'm just fine..."

"Oh, I'm so relieved," replied Supergirl, before gently leaning forward and kissing her on the forehead. "Take care, now." And as she flew away, Jenny snapped one more picture.

Yet the gentle kiss on her forehead left Lois so delirious and love-struck, she smiled and fainted with a sigh. "Aaaaaah."

And naturally, she collapsed right into Jenny Olsen, who struggled to catch her. "Lois? Lois! Wake up! Oh, Lois I swear, you're such a trip!"

Soon, Lois came to with dreamy eyes. "She kissed me! Supergirl actually kissed me!"

"So she did," mumbled Jenny. "C'mon, stand up!"

Yet Lois stood mesmerized. "Oh mah-gawd! She's soooo, soooo, soooo..."

"Hip? Strong? Cool..." said Jenny as she stowed her camera. "Uh... cute?"

"That's it! I mean... she's soooo, y'know... 'posh!' in her own sorta way," replied Lois. "I've got to get to her sometime." Then, she reached for her comb to straighten her hair. "Hey! Wait a minute! How'd she know my name?!"

The next day in school, Clair Kent once again staggered and tripped her way down the hall, in her trademark glasses, pocket protector, Mary-Jane shoes, knee-high socks and skirt. "Oooopsie, sorry," she said as she bumped into a classmate.

"Oh, that Clair Kent! What a nerd!" mumbled a cheerleader.

And thus she walked into first period and lowered the paper which Lois had her face buried into. "Uh... Lois?"

"Oh, hi Clair. Look at this! I got the scoop!"

"And I got an exclusive photo!" added Jenny Olsen. And thus they presented a plethora of newspapers with the article of Supergirl saving the school bus, along with Jenny's exclusive photos.

"You missed it again!" said Lois. "Our bus almost went of the bridge and..."

"I know, I know, this Supergirl saved you," concluded Clair.

"Yeah! Here's the article I wrote about it. And with Jenny's picture, well... we're on our way to the big time! Now, if I could just get an interview..."

Clair sighed as she sat down. "Maybe I'll get the interview," she said with a chuckle. "But don't worry. I'd make sure you got a chance to ask her some questions."

Lois giggled, and then laughed. "Now how do you expect to get an interview with her when you're never around when she shows up?"

"Well, maybe I don't get myself into sticky situations where I have to be rescued," replied Clair. "Besides, I stayed after school for debate team."

Then, the bell rang. The teacher began to take roll and then the business of the day began. Poor Clair sat with lovesick eyes, feeling quite rejected by Lois, who only seemed to be interested in Supergirl. 'How could she be so shallow?' she thought to herself. 'Surely Lois Lain couldn't be that shallow.'

However, that afternoon when Lois opened her locker, she found a note written on prissy stationary. 'Interview. 5p at the park. Signed, Supergirl.'

"Oh-mah-gawd!" exclaimed Lois aloud. "It's her! She's been here! And she wants me! She WANTS me... to interview her, at least. But maybe, just maybe... well, we'll see."

"What was that, Lois?" asked Clair as she opened her own locker nearby.

"Oh... nothing! Nothing really except... well, if I'm lucky, I just MIGHT get to interview Supergirl after all."

"You're kidding?"

"No! Check this out!" And thus Lois presented the note.

"Oh! Oh that's great! Real great!" said Clair. "But... that could be a fake note, y'know, like someone pulling a mean prank on you."

Lois sighed. "Y'know, that would be like, sooooo mean. I just hope it's real. But I've got to take the chance."

"Well, I understand that," said Clair. "I'm almost tempted to come but, well, it seems to be you she wants to talk to. Besides, I have to practice my piano anyway."

"Well, hey! Even though you think she's a fake, I'll put in a good word for you if I get the chance," assured Lois.

"Oh, thanks. That'd be nice of you," replied Clair as she closed her locker. "Anyway, I got to get home. I'll see you later tonight! I mean... ooops!" Suddenly, she covered her mouth.

"Not tonight. I'm interviewing Supergirl!" said Lois.

"Oh yeah... right! Well... bye!" And thus Clair trotted away with all her books in hand. "Whew, that was close," she mumbled.

That evening, Lois came to a halt at the neighborhood park and locked her bicycle at a post of the swing set. She nervously passed about the bed of sand, looking skyward, wondering if Supergirl would really show up. "I hope this isn't a prank," she mumbled. "If it is, whoever did it is probably spying on me right now from the bushes and laughing at me-- that creep!" Nevertheless, she opened her backpack and fetched her notebook full of questions she had written down. Yet as the minutes passed, she nervously climbed up on a platform where stood some climbing equipment, as well as several slides. After a few moments of boredom, she finally sat down at the top of a slide. "Oh-mah-gawd, this is soooo dorky." Nevertheless, she pushed off and slid down, never caring that her tiny skirt flew up to reveal her panties.

Yet as she came to a stop at the bottom of the slide, she found herself staring at a pair of red boots. With a gasp of shock, she looked up to see Supergirl standing before her, hands on hips and smiling warmly. "Hi, Lois! Hope I'm not late," she said with a giggle.

"Supergirl!" cried Lois. "You're here!"

"Of course, Lois. I wouldn't miss this for the world," assured Supergirl. And with that, she seized Lois by the arm and gently floated off the ground. They both alighted back on the raised platform of the climbing bars. "So, shall we get started?" she asked as they sat down on one of the bars.

"Oh, uh... sure," stammered Lois. "And thank you soooo much for showing up." And so she retrieved her notebook and crossed her legs. "A-hem, now...uh... the world wants to know... who ARE you... really?"

"Well, Lois, I... I'm one who cares about you very much!" she said with a twinkle in her eye.

"I see and... and... where're you from?"

"Well, how do I put this?" mumbled Supergirl. "I sorta come from planet Krypton, though it exploded before I was born."

"Krypton... I see..." mumbled Lois as she scribbled her notes. "And... how old are you?"

Supergirl grinned nervously. "Well, I'm too old for diapers; too young for tampons!"

Lois broke into a giggle. "Oh-mah-gawd," she laughed. "I don't think I can write that in the school paper!"

"Probably not," agreed Supergirl. "Let's just say I'm not a teenager yet."

"Sure, that'll work," said Lois as she scribbled more notes.

"Oh, and uh... I'm still a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants!"

Lois snickered and giggled. "Sponge-Bob... Square... pants," she muttered as she continued to write. "Oh this is great. And y'know, well, I sorta watch Spongebob... sometimes. I mean, like, they're soooo funny!"

"Naturally," agreed Supergirl.

And thus Lois re-crossed her legs and cleared her throat. "Now of course everyone in school wants to know... oh, I'm almost afraid to ask."

"Go ahead, Lois," coaxed Supergirl as she gently patted Lois' bare knee.

"UH... do you have uh... a boyfriend?" said Lois with a nervous giggle.

"Uhhh... NO!" replied Supergirl. "Not looking either!"

Lois giggled, somewhat relieved. "Oh, I get it! I mean, since you can toss exploding rockets into space well... I guess Earth guys are like, well... y'know, they're not 'cool' enough for you."

"Oh, it's not that at all, Lois," replied Supergirl. "I've met a fair share of nice sweet boys. It's just that well, I'm not 'interested' in boys... in that way."

"Oh? Oooohhh!" conclude Lois. "You mean, you don't... you don't... 'like' boys."

"Well, not in that way," replied Supergirl as she blushed.

Suddenly, Lois' hands grew weak as the notebook slipped out. Now, it was as if it was all too good to be true. "So in that case, do you have... uh... uh a girlfriend?"

Once again, Supergirl blushed and grinned. "Well, if I did, I'm sure you'd be the first to know," she said as she gently squeezed Lois' bare knee again.

"Oh!" gasped Lois as her heart began to race. Her entire body trembled as tingling chills raced down her spine, through her legs and all the way to her feet. "Ooooh! Oh-mah-gawd!" Lois struggled to breathe. "Oh Supergirl! You're soooo, sooooo..."

Yet Supergirl suddenly jerked her hand away from Lois smooth silky bare leg. "Oh, I'm sorry Lois! I guess I just got carried away!"

"Oh Supergirl, don't be sorry. Pleeeeze, don't be sorry! I... I liked it! I liked every bit of it!" And thus she retrieved her notebook. "So tell me, Supergirl. Uh, since you can fly, are you a member of the, uh, y'know... 'Mile-High Club?'"

"Mile-High Club?" queried Supergirl. "Oh! You mean... have I made out way up there?" She burst into giggles as she once again blushed. "Oh Lois! Well, actually, no! I mean... I'm not a member because... well, I hadn't met someone like you until recently."

"Oh Supergirl!" moaned Lois as she collapsed. Her head fell right on Supergirl's bare thighs. Naturally, as she felt her crotch tingling all the more, she slowly began to kiss that bare Kryptonian flesh. "Oh Supergirl! For a girl of steel, you are soooo... soooo silky soft!"

And Lois continued to gently caress those tantalizing bare thighs with her kissing lips for a few moments unitl Supergirl stood up, taking Lois by the arms. "Listen, Lois," she softly whispered. "About that 'mile-high' business, well... what'd you say?"

"Ooooh! Ooooh! Oh-gawd, yeeeessss!" moaned Lois.

And thus Supergirl kissed her again on the forehead. She hugged her tightly in her arms. "Well, up-up and awaaaayyy!" she cried.

Suddenly, they both took to the air, high above the playground of the park. Soon, they soared above the vast city as they few higher and higher into the evening sky. Lois clung on tight as she dared to look down. "Aaaah! Yikes!" she cried out.

"Oh don't worry, Lois," assured Supergirl. "You're safe with me!"

And thus Lois found herself in her own personal heaven, now in the arms of the one whom she longed for. Yes, brave and beautiful Supergirl was now flying her into the great heights of the stratosphere. The city below had vanished into the countryside of farms, yet now partially obscured by a cloud layer. "Say, uh, Supergirl? Are we a mile up yet?" she asked.

"Oh, I'm sure we're about four miles up!" replied Supergirl as she cradled Lois in her arms. "Look!"

And when Lois looked where she was pointing, she spied a large jumbo jet soaring about a thousand feet above them. It roared past with a loud thundering whine. "Oh-mah-gawd!" cried Lois.

"Oh don't worry. They're going too fast to see us," assured Supergirl. "Now let's see, where were we?"

"Uh, I think... I think you were about to kiss me," replied Lois with a passionate whisper.

"Ah yes, I believe you're right," beamed Supergirl with a smile. And so she held her tight against her body as their lips finally met. Lois wrapped her legs around Supergirl's torso as they kissed ever so passionately, exploring each other with their tongues.

Both Lois and Supergirl sighed and moaned as they passionately executed their foreplay in mid-air, high above the Earth's surface. Lois felt those hands caress her back, and then slowly invade the waistband of her panties. Lois' hands slowly reached down Supergirl's back and squeezed those firm buttocks beneath those tiny red skin-tight briefs.

"Oooooh! Ooooh!" gasped Lois as she felt the invading hand in her panties and a stray finger caress her swollen clitoris. "Ooooh Supergirl! For someone who's never done this before, you sure are good!"

"OH Lois! OH LOIS!" cried Supergirl as she felt those delicate fingertips slid into the back of her briefs. "You're touch is... is SUPER!"

"Oh Supergirl! I'm jealous of the whole world!" cried Lois in a fit of passion.

"Why's that?"

"Because you're dedicated to saving humanity, and I want you all to myself," confessed Lois. And only moments later, those Kryptonian hands caused a power jolt to go through her body. The sudden orgasm caught her off guard. It came out of nowhere. Just a few touches was all it took to make her burst into a spine-tingling, mind-numbling, Earth-shattering orgasm. "Oooooh!" She cried. "OOoooh-gaawwwd!"

"Why Lois! Did you just... just...?"

"Uh-huh," she confessed. "You made me cum in my panties!"

"Oh Lois!"

"Oh Supergirl! I love you soooo much!" she cried out as she clung tightly to her flying lover.

Yet suddenly, Supergirl ceased her groping. "Oh! It's getting dark! We better go back."

"But... but..."

"Look Lois! I'm sorry. I love you but... but right now, I just can't!"

"But Supergirl..."

Yet they suddenly began a fast dive back down to Earth. Through the howling wind and billowing cloud layer they soared, until they landed softly and safely back onto the playground at the park. When Supergirl finally released Lois, she had tears in her eyes. "Supergirl! You're crying!"

"I... I'm sorry Lois! I... I'm just not ready yet! Honestly, it's not you—it's me!"

Lois began to tear up herself. "Oh Supergirl! What's wrong? What did I say or do?"

"Nothing! Honestly, nothing. It's just that..."

"Oh please, Supergirl! Tell me what's wrong."

"Don't worry about me, Lois," said Supergirl as she wiped her eyes. "I'll be okay."

"Well then tell me Supergirl," said Lois, "is it that you'd crush me if you came?"

Once again, Supergirl blushed. "Oh, it would be perfectly safe, except the sounds I'd make might hurt your ears a little!"

"Well... I can truly say that this was the best thing that ever happened to me," said Lois as she placed her notebook into her backpack.

"Well trust me, Lois, I've been looking forward to this moment. You're very special to me!" said Supergirl. "But... I... I just can't uh... go any further yet."

Lois smiled and wiped the tear away. "I just can't get over how... how pretty you are! And sweet!" Supergirl blushed once again at a loss for words. "Say, listen! I'm having a slumber party on Saturday and... well... we'd be honored if you came! I mean, you'd be the life of the party!"

"Uh... uh... gee, Lois. I don't know what to say," replied Supergirl. "I uh... well I've never been invited to a slumber party before."

"Oh, please come! I beg you. It'd be a lot of fun!"

"Oh, I know it would be. And I'd love that more than anything. But you see... well... I'm afraid I might spoil it, having to fly off and save someone y'know. Besides, aren't your friends Jenny and Clair going to be there?"

"Well, yeah, of course!"

"Well... I'm sure with those two, you'll have a good time."

"I know but... but... y'know..."

"Yeah, I know," interjected Supergirl somewhat forlorn. "They can't fly, right?"

"Oh no! It's not that. It's just that, uh..."

"Listen Lois. We'll meet again. I'll see to that! But... for now, I really need to go."

Lois sighed. "Okay. I guess I should too. My mom said not to be out after dark."

"Your mom sounds like an intelligent woman," replied Supergirl. "And judging by her daughter, I'm sure she's a beautiful woman too!" This time, Lois blushed. "Anyway, let me take you home so you won't get in trouble."

Moments later, they flew low over the houses of the neighborhood. Supergirl held Lois in one arm and the bicycle in the other as they passed over the rooftops. "... and that's Jenny Olsen's house over there," said Lois as she pointed. "And I think that's Clair Kent's house down there."

"Oh, I believe you're right, Lois," said Supergirl. Soon, she set both Lois and the bike down in the backyard of Lois' house. "Well, until next time, take care, Lois!" And before flying off, she blew her a kiss.

And thus Lois staggered through the backdoor in a dream world of delirium. "So close, yet so far," she mumbled as she entered the living room. "Hi Mom," she said.

"Hello dear! It's dark!"

"Yeah, I made it back just in time. And I got the interview. I interviewed Supergirl right there in the park!"

"Oh I see," replied Mrs. Lain as if she wasn't sure if she should believe her daughter or not. "Now don't forget your math homework."

"I'm starting it now."

Yet suddenly, the doorbell rang. Mrs. Lain rose from the sofa to answer it, only to find Clair standing in the doorway. "Oh, hello Clair. Does your mother know you're out after dark?"

"Oh yes, Mrs. Lain. I've got a light on my bicycle," assured Clair.

"Well come on in. I take it you want to work on your math with Lois."

"Yes, Mrs. Lain."

"Okay, I'll go get some milk and cookies for you both."

And as Mrs. Lain vanished into the kitchen, Lois sprang from the couch. "Hi Clair. I'll be right back. I wanna change."

"Uh... Lois I..." Yet Lois trotted off to her room. "I swear Lois, you, uh, never can stay still for a moment!" protested Clair. Yet she looked into the mirror on the wall and removed her glasses. "Uh, Lois... y'know, there's something that I ... well, there's something that I keep wanting to tell you..."

"Be right out!" cried Lois from her room. And thus she changed in haste, wanting to shed her panties made wet from her recent Supergirl-induced orgasm. And soon she emerged in nothing more than a nightshirt that covered her fresh panties. "Now what was it you were saying, Clair?"

But instantly, Clair donned her glasses, once again hesitating to reveal herself. "Uh... yeah, I just wanted to say that, well... you're a good friend and all, and I really feel strong about you, but sometimes you're just so... so... uh, evasive."

"Evasive?" queried Lois. "C'mon Clair, don't talk like a nerd. I mean, you've been acting like, y'know, kinda weird ever since Supergirl showed up."

"Oh, her again!" said Clair as they sat down on the sofa. "Okay, Lois, I'm sorry. I... I promise not to be jealous about her. Oh, and how did your interview go?"

Lois stared off into space with her dreamy eyes. "Ooooh, she... she's soooo uh, wonderful," said Lois. "But somehow... well, I just don't understand it."

"Uh, understand what, Lois?" queried Clair.

"Well, she says she cares but... I don't know. I almost feel rejected," said Lois. "I mean... it's like you feel for somebody and they don't feel the same way. Y'know what I mean?"

"Well, actually Lois I know *exactly* what you mean," said Clair, now somewhat forlorn. "Look Lois, maybe I'm just little ol' Clair Kent, and I don't fly or save astronauts, but... but well... I mean, I can..."

"Oh, don't worry about it, Clair," said Lois. "I mean, I think you're one of the nicer friends I have." Yet suddenly, tears began to roll down her cheeks.

"Uh, Lois? What's wrong?" queried Clair as she gently patted Lois' bare knee, much in the same way she did on the playground.

"Oh I... I... nothing," stammered Lois.

"Now Lois I... y'know I don't like to see you unhappy? I'd do anything to cheer you up," assured Clair. Then, she boldly put her arm around her. "Lois, I'm here for you," she whispered.

"Oh Clair, I know... I mean... you've always been so good to me and, well, I guess I haven't appreciated it enough."

"Sshhh," whispered Clair into her ear. "You know I'd never hurt you, Lois." And then, she dared to kiss those rosy tear-stained cheeks. "Oh Lois, I care for you very much!" she confessed in a soft passionate voice.

"Oh Clair," sighed Lois, "sometimes I just don't notice how sweet you are and... Hey! That's exactly what Supergirl said!"

"Oh?" said Clair, nearly forgetting herself. "Well... I can't say I blame Supergirl for feeling the way she does."

"But she didn't even want... hey, wait a minute! Your earrings, Clair! Supergirl has some just like those!"

Instantly, Clair began to tremble. "Earrings? Like mine? Well uh... I guess she shops at the same place. I mean, these are cheepeze from Wally World!"

"Oh so now we know where Supergirl shops," concluded Lois. "I better write this down before I forget."

"Uh, Lois, can you forget about the school paper for one night? I mean..." Yet she ran out of words. Therefore, she leaned forward and kissed Lois on the cheek again. "Oh Lois, you're sooooo... soooo..."

"Messed up?" queried Lois with a slight grin.

"Uh... no, that's not what I was thinking," mumbled Clair as her hand slid from Lois' knee, up her thigh until nearly invading her nightshirt.

The sensuous touch sent chilled up Lois' spine and her leg broke out in goose pimples. "Clair?" gasped Lois.

"Oh, sorry Lois, I uh... I guess I got a little carried away," mumbled the chagrined Clair as she jerked her hand away. "Look, maybe we should y'know, get started on our math."

"Uh sure, Clair," agreed Lois as she reached for her book. "Oh-mah-gawd, I sooooo hate algebra. It's sooooo icky-poo!"

"Well, it's not my favorite, but I'm sure we can get through this chapter..."

Soon, Mrs. Lain entered with refreshments and they began to work on their homework. An hour later, Clair mounted her bicycle in the darkness and turned on her headlamp to ride home, about four blocks away. Lois stood on the porch, watching her socially-awkward friend vanish down the street. As she returned to the house, it suddenly hit her how uncanny the parallel behaviors were between Clair and Supergirl. "They're so much alike? Could they be cousins?" she wondered to herself.

As for Clair, she peddled home, her tiny wet cunny throbbing against the bicycle seat. She had failed to go as far as she wanted, yet decided to give it time. Yet her eyes teared up, wondering if Lois would ever love her as Clair, rather than Supergirl.

So, will Lois settle for the love of Clair Kent? Or will she be forever enamored with the awe of Supergirl? Stay tuned...!